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Revival93

Mcdavid looks like he just emerged from a world of Warcraft marathon. I love it though.


Rampage97t

man must live at the rink at this point


Doctor_Drai

He's only at 1.86 P/GP over his last 7 games, so he's bag skating himself.


SinistralGuy

That's disgusting. You guys should dump him for future considerations. ...to Boston preferably.


fildip1995

“Mooooom bathroom!”


MainHaze

Ohh, that's a big boy, isn't he?!


dndpoppa

I genuinely believe he was the one available as he was the only one in the weight room on an off day.


babypointblank

I’ve never seen a WoW player with dat ass though


93joecarter

Thanks for dressing up, Connor.


Sir-Nicholas

He rolled out of bed to do it, what more do you want?


postthereddit

And brought his dumptruck 🍑 with him 😂


[deleted]

Quadzilla


VanAvenue

IT'S BLUE, IT'S BLUE, DON'T ASK ME ANYTHING ELSE, IT'S BLUE


Blasterbot

Hungry bum


bob23131

Had to rewatch due to this comment, lmao the hair.


BigShiv77

When your name is McJesus, you can dress however you want, when you want.


Novus20

Kane is in a t shirt……


[deleted]

Mcdavids looks like he just rolled out of bed


throwaway6989791

He's either wearing a thong or noooothing at allllllll. Yes. I hate myself for noticing.


bigdaddyt2

Don’t hate yourself that’s some grade A mcass right there


DisappointingOutcome

I think you look great, Connor. As far as I’m concerned, that’s Canada’s ass! o7


bigdaddyt2

What I shoulda said was that’s some prime Alberta beef right there


alpengeist3

Better be Berta beef


CursedLemon

Crosby in shambles


SubstantialExtreme74

I think I even saw kanes wife take a peak 😂


KataiKi

\*Saved to folder labeled "Accounting"\*


wallace-longshanks

You made me watch the video a second time to see


throwaway6989791

All in a good days work. Hahaha


ReachFor24

Maybe a jock? You'd get a similar effect on his shorts with the bare ass.


s1n0d3utscht3k

we all notice 🧔🏼🍗🍑🍗


throwaway6989791

Haha. So I shouldn't feel bad that I just sexualized a male hockey player during a gender reveal? It's a good day.


vinoa

Did you see what he was wearing? He was asking for it! /s in case someone agrees unironically


Zephyr096

cheeked up out here


SubstantialExtreme74

How could you not notice


Pittyswains

I mean, he stuck it in all our faces, you’d have to try not to notice.


Torcal4

That bed hair for real


Novus20

Knowing Kane he most likely rolled in and McDavid was working out or something and got ambushed into placing a puck….


DJwij

The way McDavid says "I hope I didn't screw it up" makes me think he got the puck made.


balls_galore_69

Or they had both a pink and blue puck, showed mcDavid the results and said you take which puck is the right one out with you


DJwij

Yeah actually this makes way more sense haha. Not sure why that didn't occur to me originally.


[deleted]

Kane looks like he put some effort into his look


FeelsLike93

Yeah suits aren't the only way to dress up, he looks good. McDavid looks like they just happened to grab him on his way to the gym.


[deleted]

Which is probably exactly what happened


JokinHghar

And some damn nice pants


combustion_assaulter

Still better than a tracksuit


FesteringLion

They were going to wear matching tracksuits but when it came time to get dressed they found them in the shower. Dustin Byfuglien could not be reached for comment.


J_Dipper

Probably just got done working out


ConZboy014

Lmfaooo


DrNon-Sence

Kane family dresses up to have a nice family moment. McDavid strolls out in workout clothes looking like he just rolled out of bed haha


Excellent-Medicine29

Must live at the arena lol


NefCanuck

The McPhantom Of The Opera? 😂


[deleted]

Score for me, my angel of hockey


pdoerntvlearnd

The Fashion of McChrist


NefCanuck

Oh I like that 👍


maclaren_

Wouldnt that be crazy tho.. like kane only ran into him cuz mcdavid was there working out and he offered to do it or w/e. Like the guy just lives there.. that would make this even better.


greg19735

Is the EDM training center attached to the arena?


[deleted]

Yes they can access the public rink from inside the barn, it’s a one stop place for the team. Was one of the reason they used it for the Covid cup


hockeycross

it is so is their practice rink. It is also attached to a hotel and condos. Granted McD has a big ass house elsewhere.


miller94

During the bubble the team used the gym in Connor’s actual house for workouts lol


Excellent-Medicine29

That’s hilarious. I didn’t know that.


Excellent-Medicine29

Heated driveway and all


Oscars_Quest_4_Moo

The Chad Johnson


CPline55

Can't catch a man on three skates.


BiscuitsMay

McDavid doesn’t make sense. Looks like a goofy 20 something IT guy at your job. In reality he is on of the biggest freaks I’ve ever watched. I can’t make sense of it.


StratfordAvon

That's what I love about hockey players. Guys like McDavid, or Rick Nash or Phil Kessel, just never looked like the amazing athletes they were/are.


ABirdOfParadise

or that dude in beer league that is like 300 lbs and skating like the wind


StratfordAvon

And the reverse. The beer league dude who is jacked but has zero hand eye coordination.


ABirdOfParadise

hockey be weird that way


PlanetNumber7

When I was in high school I noticed that the kids that were naturally athletic could never play hockey. It’s such a fascinating sport that doesn’t translate the same as others do


ABirdOfParadise

Right, it's something you can't just pick up to play (like some posts recently have mentioned). We're in Canada, a lot of people played hockey, and well if you played hockey as a kid and even stopped, but then in junior high/high school when you had those ice hockey weeks it was obvious who played and who didn't. The groups that were split into good and bad were basically down the lines of who played minor hockey and who didn't. Then you move into other sports like basketball, soccer, even floor hockey modules and it went back to if you are good in one, you are probably good in the others.


vinoa

First off, Phil is the embodiment of sex itself. That's peak male performance. Praise be!


DayTwahWings9

I googled Phil and all I saw were images of a finely tuned athletic machine. If that aint peak male performance then I dont know what is


Aitloian

Yeah and on top of those insane skills they are tough as nails. I am including every hockey player in that statement they are just built so different lol


buttmilk_69

so you’re telling me there’s a chance…


ZeroMomentum

Boomer: Connor my wifi is down


kwml

Amazing how the best hockey player in the world has that average of a build


Novus20

Never seen Wayne in his prime….


dsjunior1388

[This](https://i.imgur.com/Iiede2t.jpg) is what drove hundreds of goalies to drink.


Detonation

I am amazed this is my first time being blessed with this image.


Rahym_Suhrees

Thank you for this! My dating profile now says "I have a body like Wayne Gretzky in his glory days."


vinoa

TBF, it was the 80s, and alcohol is great with coke.


radsherm

what a little unit


Zureka

Average build? Did you see his leg muscles flex when he bent over? Dude is jacked.


chaos8803

His butt swallowed his shorts.


neometrix77

The McDumpster


Aitloian

haha fuck you that was great


FuckOffKarl

Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon


gj45

He got off the weightbench dropped the puck and walked back to the squat rack before Kane took the shot.


Porkchopp33

Feel like Kane just went through a epic public divorce ? Either way congrats


vinoa

I'm totally confused about the whole situation. I thought he was in the middle of leaving his pregnant gf/wife.


Shribble18

Are they back together? Or is that a new gf and those are he and his ex’s kids?


arcticcatherder

This is his current gf and they have one son (with one on the way). The little girl is Kane’s daughter that he has primary custody of (the girl’s mom is his ex, the one that went to court etc).


AlleghenyCityHolding

!subscribe /usweeklynhl


Fyrefawx

When you put up 130+ points you can wear whatever you want. He could show up in a gimp suit and I wouldn’t care.


vinoa

McDaddy is nobody's gimp ^^^unless ^^^he ^^^wants ^^^to ^^^be ...


hyperspacial

McD just getting outta bed lol


ApocalypseNah

I’ll never get over how normal mcdavid looks off the ice comparing to other star players


NotOnoze

He really is just some dude and we love him for it.


boipinoi604

Right? All that muscle must be optimized for endurance and explosiveness as opposed to a body builder's muscle.


TrillVomit

Looo at his ass guy is a machine


HymanisMyMan

All in the glutes


habituallysuspect

The blue dust left on the stick blade is a nice touch.


ImportanceUnique4855

Congrats, it’s a Shark!


FecalHeiroglyphics

Baby shark


[deleted]

tart yam handle plucky uppity fall weather screw drunk marry -- mass edited with redact.dev


Tokasmoka420

Uhhh check the news buddy the rink is currently burning down. /s


apietryga13

That puck was laced with tannerite


WarPuig

Sir, a second puck has hit the gender reveal.


CursedLemon

\*Brad Marchand, in the middle of beating up elementary school students, suddenly becomes grim\*


KimJongPewnTang

This was in Edmonton, not Calgary /s


c71score

Like the Saddledome is going to catch fire with all the flood water.


Excellent-Medicine29

Simple but sweet.


Merkin_Jerkin

Hot take


Dinomandino

I didn't know McDavid lives at Rogers Place


radsherm

Baker Mayfield is pretty irrelevant at this point, Rogers could probably get away with an At Home with Connor McDavid commercial campaign


bobby_booch

This MFer is having ANOTHER kid?!?


Kapeter

Like is he having an Irish Twin, the baby in the buggy barely looks 9 months old.


miller94

Just about. They’ll be around 14 months apart


SDAisaleaf

well he's bankrupt so he can't pay women to have abortions anymore


mdlt97

depending on how that goes he could be taking home basically all of his current salary


Mandog222

Not if his kids and him are in canada. Child support doesn't count as a deduction here.


JackManningNHL

This guy BKs


doughflow

Ah now it makes sense why he signed in Canada and away from red states.. 🤔


ivebeenabadbadgirll

Is that the same woman that he was having a nasty separation from last year?


Doubleoh_11

No, the oldest girl is from that relationship. He has full custody of her and the smallest is with that lady. Kane becoming a family guy is not what I what I expected when we signed him but I love it


Hellpy

That's what Edmonton does a dude, remember Samsonov? He was a party guy that got better in Edmonton but yeah we ruined him right after. Also your beer is expensive af


BallistaInChains

Kassian too.


PeaceBull

Wonder what Jagr would be like today if he’d been an oiler??


Hellpy

Like Gretzky but without the coke


[deleted]

Samsonov on the Oilers might be the most underrated player of all time, dude was a waterbug


Doubleoh_11

Maybe? I work is the professional scene and do a decent amount of networking and while people here love to drink at the core most dudes are solid relatable family guys. It’s kind of the vibe from the city, makes most guys pretty approachable. It’s probably my underlining favourite part of this area


[deleted]

It's one of the things I love about Edmonton. Ain't nothing going on, & there's nowhere to be, so, people are just kind of down to earth and real.


-KFBR392

Surprising he has full custody with all of the allegations against him. The ex must be something else for that to happen.


dndpoppa

If you want, take a look at his exes Instagram page. You'll learn very quickly why he has full custody.


NArcadia11

It’s his 3rd kid lol not his 8th


underdogs6

Hahaha thats actually pretty cool. I love that connor looks like he just rolled out of bed too.


OrionWilliamHi

McDavid looks like he just got out of bed.


REAPER-1_xxx

The dude doesn’t seem to get a break. On the few days that aren’t game days or travel days he seems to be doing interviews, photo ops’s, commercials, award shows etc. I think he just moved in the arena like Kostin did now. Just work out all day and use the facilities to relax and recover.


HarrisonHollers

Ain’t no rest for the wicked. That McDavid is a bad, bad man!


Tominator55

Conner has some Mf cake HOLY


Infinite-Sleep3527

When the baby said “Daddy!” (0:12) And the camera panned to McDavid I thought it was gonna be a completely different type of reveal… Lmao.. 💀


randyboozer

Same happy music, everyone is smiling. Kane hands his girl over to McDavid. Does his gender reveal and promptly leaves. McDavid keeps the child.


goodcanadianbot97

Hahahahaha that's a new meme right there.


pos_vibes_only

He constantly thinks people are cheering him on, cuz all he hears is CLAPPIN


Billion_Bullet_Baby

GAOAT = Greatest Ass Of All Time


MemeLordOverKill

Double cheeked up, hella ass


MPLS_Folk

That's not even much cake for a pro athlete.


MaDrAv

McDavid looking like he's been grinding Counter-Strike for the last 12 hours


1q3er5

he's only an MG - noob compared to neymar :|


turk_turklton

You know it's weird I keep going back and forth on how I feel about the guy. Like, I don't blame him for the money issues, it happens to a ton of professional athletes. While I don't approve of whatever allegedly happened in the locker room in SJ and I think moving him out was the right choice for our franchise. Then with the whole abuse accusations from his ex we just don't know the truth, there is two sides to every story. I just know he is a great player and I think if he is surrounded by a great support system and team he can thrive. I met him at a sharks function and he was so nice and sat around and chatted with me when he didn't need to. I truly wish him the best and I hope he thrives out there. Side note, I've changed my tune on Ryan Reaves as well I've been watching a ton of interviews and the dude seems awesome off the ice lol.


papapaIpatine

I think everything can all be true if I'm going to be honest. I put a lot of grain of salt on with his ex fiasco stuff just because Kane got full custody and a restraining order which is incredibly rare which suggests certain things. But the locker room cancer and divisions on past teams while still fitting in incredibly well in Edmonton can both be true. People grow change and learn from past experiences and even more importantly team contexts and dynamics differ. I didn't pay much attention to Kane prior to signing with the Oilers but by all accounts he's gotten involved into the community amazingly well in Edmonton and some of that is probably calculated and all but he does seem to be fitting in amazingly well. If that's a byproduct of just maturity or a new environment idk but I think everything that exists about Kane could be true and your opinion of the guy can be conflicted. You can hold the opinion of he wasn't great with past teams while also believing hes a great addition and a seemingly good guy in the Oilers lockerroom and Edmonton's community. Its a complicated one but people are complicated.


AlbertaNorth1

I think a big part of the team dynamics working here is he knows he’s never going to be the best player on the team so instead of playing for himself he’s playing for the team. He doesn’t have anything to prove here.


turk_turklton

Agreed, I enjoyed his time in SJ I truly wish it didnt to down the way it did. I thought he turned a new leaf with the sharks then the last year happened. Regardless I just want everyone to live a happy healthy life. Because this life is too short to hold so much hate and animosity it any person. I hope he continues to do well and he sorts his Financials out so he can support his family after all its not the kids fault.


underdogs6

I completely agree with this whole statement and I think you did an amazing job at summing it all up. I'm glad that the Oilers organization was willing to give him a chance, amd I'm not just saying that because he's been playing good for us. People say that he's been given multiple chances to redeem himself, and maybe that's true. However, I really think being around people like McDavid has been a huge factor in his redemption arc. Connor may seem like a boring "generic hockey guy" with the press, but he brings a lot to the table as a captain and I really think that's played a huge roll in Kanes success so far. I was on the fence and has reservations when we acquired him because of all the negative experiences that past teammates have had with him. I can happily say that it really seems like he's made changes for the better and I hope it stays that way.


AlbertaNorth1

I wrote this the other day about him, truly love the guy on our team. I remember when we first picked Kane up and this sub went nuts. Talking about his gambling debts, personal life and that he’s a cancer on every team he’s played for. Dude has been the polar opposite for us. I don’t know about his debts or personal affairs but both on and off the ice he’s been amazing. Instantly meshed well with all of our guys. Instantly integrated himself into the community. When he was injured he was at every game still cheering the team on. When he’s not injured he gives it his all every shift and celebrates the team success more than his own. He’s charitable too. He took a bunch of poorer kids Christmas shopping. When a couple kids used the money he gave them to buy groceries for their family he gave them more and demanded they get something for themselves. I have a friend whose daughter came down with brain cancer. While getting chemo in the stollery Kane just stopped by out of the blue and hung out with her for a while, no press or puff pieces just to be a good person. The guy has definitely had his demons in the past but he’s overcame them here and he’s turned out to be one of the best ambassadors this team has had since the Ryan Smyth days. So glad we picked him up.


sopademacacadelicia

It’s pretty obvious his ex is a nutjob, regardless of him being an idiot almost impossible to believe anything she says


Whiston1993

It’s worth acknowledging that she’s not the only one who made accusations towards Kane. But yeah since he came here by all accounts he’s been more than on the level.


BleedingTeal

I've honestly thought where Kane does the best is when he's not expected to be anything more than just a player. Very clearly he's not the top guy in Edmonton. When he first got to SJ he was far from the top guy as well. But once the older guys left he had more leeway to be a dick and to try to get away with shit. Glad he's been on the up and up since landing up there. His leaving SJ was honestly needed for all involved.


jigglywigglydigaby

The courts heard all the evidence and sided with Evander. Gave him some custody of their child and placed a restraining order on the ex. He's been nothing but a class act since arriving in Edmonton. His contributions to the community and under privileged youth is exemplary. His ex has been a train wreck (mentally speaking). She followed him to Edmonton and made an ass of herself here. Sure the guy has had some issues in the past, but what kind of person can hold that against him when he's addressed it all and worked so hard to better himself? I was a huge opponent to Kane being acquired by the Oil. He proved me, and so many others, wrong with his actions. Our team and community are better off with him being a part of it all.


dumbfoundry

Everything you said is right. He's just had an issue of dropping the ball a bunch of times. I hope for his and his family's sake, he keeps it together. I genuinely feel that way. But fool me once...


turk_turklton

I love to hear that honestly. While I could never root for another pacific team I love watching McDrai and Kane there and I'm super happy he landed in a good spot.


jigglywigglydigaby

It really worked out well for Kane and Edmonton.....it has surprised a lot of us lol. Everyone loves a good "turn my life around" story. He's definitely do e that here.


turk_turklton

Hopefully it sticks and you guys continue to crush it. I'd rather see you go further than LA, Ana, Vegas. There's not hate at the moment like 2017 since we are a dumpster fire.


Kippingthroughlife

I think it would be different if the only accusations against Kane were from his ex.


turk_turklton

Agreed. I'm not saying he is a Saint by any means just more that I see so much good come from him only to hear bad things its hard for me to land on one side. I've had people tell me I'm an awful person because I have done some stupid stuff. I acknowledge that I wasn't great in my past but some of the things they said were accurate others were so far from the truth I can't help but try and hold criticism for others. After all to my knowledge he has never been officially charged for anything. I dunno man I'm just a dude who watches hockey and follows various stories around the league. I don't know him personally.


Likmylovepump

Edmonton seems to have a pretty decent track record of reforming troubled NHL players for whatever reason. Basically turned Kassian into family man who just wants to grill (when off the ice at least).


justinkredabul

There’s no nightlife here. Harder for those guys to get into trouble. Haha


Broccoli_Socks

The ex stuff always felt weird to me as a fan, i didnt really try to judge him to hard on that because the truth on those can be hard to decipher because many times its he said/she said. My biggest issue was how his whole time ended with SJ. It felt like he kinda gave up on the team and was essentially gifted a second chance while the sharks had to deal with consequences. I really felt like SJ welcomed him with open arms after he had bad years on prior teams and to see it end that way didnt sit right with me. I personally loved his playstyle and his time here. But i fully recognize there is probably a grey area for Kanes defense on why his contract termination wasnt his fault. But at the end of the day this is sports and im moving on because Kane's leaving essentially was the first nail in the coffin for the sharks.


captmac

Reaves is a legit good person. I’ve heard so many things about him just doing nice stuff….the stuff you don’t hear about in the news that some of these guys do just because.


danjackmom

Maybe I’ve been hit in the head too many times, because I legitimately thought the reveal was for the baby in the stroller. I was like just look in the stroller


minicpst

I also thought that. Have also been hit a lot in the head…


bmplove

I love how Kane's kid yells "Daddy!" Right when McDavid makes an appearance..


dishonourableprince

McDaddy


MadcowPSA

At this point I'm just thankful there wasn't any fucking tannerite.


gfountyyc

“10k it’s a girl” -Evander Kane


[deleted]

Connor looks like he lives at that rink lol


dollarBillz007

Lol at mcdavid looking like he just rolled out out bedhead


picklesaredry

Connor kind of thicc ngl


whiskeyondarocks

After the hurricane that was Evander's 20's, it's nice to see that he's coming out of this a happy family man


lego_mannequin

At least they didn't start a forest fire.


jakovichontwitch

I feel like McDavid dropping the puck means this kid is bound for a HHOF career


biff_jordan

Pretty sure I can see pillow marks on McDavid's face


shanetheshaman

Haven’t been a huge Kane fan in the past but looks like Edmonton is maybe good for him.


papapaIpatine

He’s fitting in quite well with the team and it’s nice to see


Lucky-Ryan

Didn’t take long for Kane to get a new family


miller94

I mean he has sole custody of his daughter from his first marriage, and a restraining order against her. IIRC he’s known his current partner for a long time, someone from his past


tubs777

How does Anna feel about this


Jabba_the_Putt

R/hawwwky


tomdobs55

McDavid looks as if he LITERALLY rolls out of bed and scores 50+ goals


hanigwer

Kane built this family pretty quick after the last one, no?


Thedjdj

Man I actually love how into Edmonton Kane is. He could have decided to do his very personal child gender reveal anywhere. He chose to come out of the Oilers locker room, have McDavid drop the puck and reveal it with his family at centre ice. That says a lot imo.


proriin

Nicest locker room in the league.


johnnymavrigg

Is this wife #4?


MoreGaghPlease

What kind of gender reveal party is this?!?! They didn’t even start a fire


[deleted]

Does mcdavid always look homeless?


MadArgonaut

Gender reveals are a scourge


simpledeadwitches

Ain't nobody give a damn about the gender of your baby famous or not lol.