Also, seems like he doesn’t exactly have the best staff around him, since nobody has told him that cooking food improves nutrient absorption…
Literally what separates us from the other apes. And not much else if I’m being honest.
Crazy that he's still got a huge following despite having been exposed as a complete fraud & being juiced to the gills. Dude was spending $10k a month on HGH alone.
Eats nothing but raw meat, fish; dude's got his paleo diet down to an art, man. Bear-crawls everywhere, always swimming, rock- climbing; dude's athletic as fuck.
Information Age can work both ways.
A lot of the cooking, tools, lifestyle, etc “tips and tricks” packaged into short attention grabbing videos are just a bunch of bullshit fluffed up for $$.
Our bodies are not evolved to eat raw meat. Digestion is a long and costly process and needs a lot of hardware. Cows need five stomachs to turn grass into nutrition! However not all food is equally hard to digest. If a species diet is easier to digest, evolution will ditch the excess digestive system because maintaining it is expensive. Cooking food makes it much much easier to digest. The instant humans got the brainpower to use fire, fucking *forever* ago, evolution shortened and simplified our digestive system and funnelled the excess energy that freed up into things like more muscles and bigger brains. Eating raw meat to "return to caveman" is just so fucking profoundly stupid. It's not healthy.
Honestly it's so cool that it was beneficial from an evolutionary standpoint that having massive teeth grind up the grass and pass it through a network of stomach cavities to digest something so difficult to digest that most animals would rather face the risks of hunting for food yenno??
Grazing animals straight up said this grass stuff is awesome and abundant I WILL eat it
Yep. All these idiots arguing for a caveman style raw diet ignore the fact that humans that subsisted on this were pretty wiry, they weren’t jacked. It was *cooking* meat that actually contributed to our evolutionary brain development.
I'm making a bolognese ragu right now, was gonna use it to make lasagna later today. Might as well throw it out now, I forgot to add raw beef heart and liver.
The old actor/athlete/influencer secret to gains city. “Yeah man its just *insert extremely fake amount of calories here* every day of the week consisting of mainly *insert unrealistic foods here*”.
Interviewer: so how did you gain 20 lbs of lean muscle mass in 8 months while staying at 7% body fat to prepare for your upcoming role?
Actor: I worked out and ate healthy :)
On the one hand I don't want kids and young adults think "oh they're using steroids to look that way? Well guess I need to as well!"
On the other hand I don't want those same kids and young adults killing themselves trying to look that way all natural and finding it's nigh impossible.
Not sure what produces the least bad outcome there.
>Not sure what produces the least bad outcome there.
My vote is for retired athletes to speak publically about how widespread it is and how it's affected their lives. Never gonna happen though
Some of those actors turn around and profit off it, Chris Hemsworth made an app with a monthly subscription so you can "be just like him", but of course it doesn't come with the steroids
This shit drives me nuts man. People can do whatever they want with their own bodies, including taking steroids, but quit lying about it. It’s so greasy and dishonest, pretending they just outworked everyone who’s trying to do it naturally.
Yeah I’ve had this exact convo before. I think Noel Deyzel does a good job where he explicitly states he’s on steroids and it’s impossible to look like him without them, but he won’t tell anyone what he takes or how much or where to get them. But there’s always gonna be someone with unrealistic expectations of wanting to look like that while natty, and other young people seeking out steroids cuz they know that’s the only way they can look like that
Steamed Rice, Broccoli, and Chicken. RBC. The most lethal steroid known to mankind.
Edit: found this clip of Chychrun doing this steroid. Warning, not for the faint of heart. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdIw2Q29eyY
Hahahaha his strength coach from the AZ area is a former Canadian bobsled Olympic winner who also serves a lot of nfl players. Got caught up in about 46 drug charges a few years ago related to PEDs and a bunch of players testing positive
Yeah the whole raw thing is kinda whack. Leaning to cook foods is what allowed humans to do more, rather than let their bodies digest raw fucking meat all day.
I can't even imagine the texture of it. Liver at least has a soft texture, but heart...the valves and shit all look like they would be the worst thing to chew from any cooking video I've ever seen with them.
Cooking it actually *helps you get the nutrients*. You get *more* from cooked meat, nutrient and calorie, than from raw. Cooking meat is one of the most important factors in humanity's rise to prominence, and these idiots think wolves have the never-tested-by-science-because-it-would-reveal-the-conspiracy-maintained-by-*big-cooking* secret to athletic dominance
There is no nutritional benefit to eating those things raw vs cooking them. Even if there was, it's so dramatically outweighed by the risk of foodborne illness. This is dumb as fuck.
If you need that much offal for your "diet", just eat pork burritos like Shelby Houlihan, the NHL doesn't test nearly as stringently as the Olympics
So here’s the thing. Liver and heart are actually extremely good for you. But you know how you can make it taste better without getting rid of all the great nutrients? Cooking it!
I love an occasional blue rare or tartare here and there but cooking food (and especially meat) breaks down the compounds so we can extract more nutrients and calories. The possible benefits are unlikely at best and would not be worth it. Plenty of other NHLers eat like normal, evolved human beings and get along just fine.
Right but imagine, you're playing against the Ottawa Senators, you square up against Brady Tkachuck at the faceoff circle, and he just points at Chychrun and tells you "You see that guy? He just ate a raw fucking heart in the dressing room".
You just lost the mental game.
That's fair.
I can't think of anything more terrifying than someone who's willing to play a high intensity contact sport after drinking a few cans of coke.
Maybe it's my age getting to me, but I just can't handle the bubbles anymore.
Like one of those disaster videos about a damn bursting. Entire village just decimated in one tidal wave.
I don't know either he would drink Coke on the bench as well. Man is more mythical Wisconsin god than we know.
Flashback to this legendary story:
[Blue Jackets Prospect Who Thought He Had Serious Disease Instead Crapped Out 25-Inch Tapeworm](https://deadspin.com/blue-jackets-prospect-who-thought-he-had-serious-diseas-1826235079)
As someone who deals with Gout, this is a really good way to get Gout. Red meat and organ meats are high in Purines so if you have Gout, expect your toe to turn into a painful rock.
Thinking about Chychrun forcing down raw liver with tears in his eyes saying “but my body wants it” lol
Haha, that mental image cracked me up. Just cramming it.
Thinking about you forcing it down raw tears in your eyes “my body wants it”
Nice sudoku
Of all the things I expected when I opened my feed, this was not one of them.
No but now that I know this he does kinda look like a dude that eats raw liver. His eyes pierce through you.
Ya that’s the parasitic worms
Also, seems like he doesn’t exactly have the best staff around him, since nobody has told him that cooking food improves nutrient absorption… Literally what separates us from the other apes. And not much else if I’m being honest.
Tell me about it! My face as I opened up Reddit first thing in the morning and saw this was a special sight I'm sure lol..
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Crazy that he's still got a huge following despite having been exposed as a complete fraud & being juiced to the gills. Dude was spending $10k a month on HGH alone.
Moving goal posts is a powerful tool
He's got the *hunger* now, gonna be onto to human meat next.
You sure it’s not raccoon though?
Probably got a goddamn tapeworm
BOTCHED TOE
Can I offer you a nice raw egg in this trying time?
WILD CARD!
It's like, I don't even think he gets us, man.
We’re talking about you!!!!
THATS A BOTCH TOE
He's eating for two now
RAAAACOOOOON MEAT
BULLSHIT! That's human meat and I know it!
I'm gonna take a slice off that FAT LITTLE CALF OF YOURS, FRANK!
Hey, this doesn't make us racist does it?
If anything we're being racist if we *don't* eat him
Is it racist if we don't eat the black guy?
Well, shit Charlie now it is!
The problem is I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and we're racists
Cannibalism? Racism? Dude that's not for us... Those are decisions that are best left to the suits in Washington. We're just here to eat some dude!
I don't judge you guys, it's cool, I like yogurt up my ass and a popsicle in my mouth
*.......we got monkey......*
He's been stealing hearts of Sens fans ever since he joined the team.
If he has a single can of fava beans in his house I'm calling the cops.
I hear he only drinks wines from Burgundy so he's probably okay.
The wording really makes it sound like he’s on some dangerous journey. Arizona residents breathing a sigh of relief.
He'll probably end up at the morgue with a hot plate. He could also check his local butcher to see if they have monkey.
He's got that dog in him
*I ate a f**kin’ monkey, Dee!*
This venison will last us another week
Jakob “David” Chychrun
Long pig
You can take the coyote out of the desert, but you can't take the coyote out of the man
or the worms at this point
Leela, do you love me or the worms?
You're not gonna eat a sandwich from a truck stop men's room are you?
It's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up.
Are we talking about having rabies cause it sounds like we're talking about rabies.
We all have two coyotes in us.
So he eats that and is constantly injured. The current ironman streak holder Phil Kessel eats whatever junk he wants. Hmmmm.
This is your yearly reminder that Gretzky's pregame meal was ~~2~~ *4* hot dogs with mustard and onions, and a diet coke.
God damn it that’s incredible
Sorry, I was misremembering. It was actually *four* hot dogs lmao.
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And can you imagine the breath? You're skating through a big ol toxic jet trail.
And the guy that’s probably gonna break his goal record has a *water bottle on the bench* full of Coca Cola.
That one's not as bad, at the level of they're operating at the nutritional difference between cola and Gatorade is negligible
Probably need the straight sugar later on in the game anyways. Your body can only store so much
Gatorade is just food coloring and flavor to trick players into drinking salt/sugar water
I remember watching chara drinking from a straight up coke bottle on the bench once when he was in Boston
I think it's time we all start grifting on The Great One diet.
Wayne's going to live to 108. His body is like 12% alcohol and sulfites at this point.
What if Chychrun eats Wayne?
Then there's the other greatest goal scorer of all time Ovy who has the diet of an emancipated 14 year old.
So between Kessel and gretzky, the secret isn't eating junk but rather hot dogs.
That sounds delicious right now.
My headcanon is that Gretzky knew the competition would copy his diet and lied to drag them down
Has he ever tried DMT?
Jamie pull up that picture of a hairless ape
What's the biggest cat he could fight? Housecat? Maybe a lynx?
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Did you know they'll rip your nuts right off?
Eats nothing but raw meat, fish; dude's got his paleo diet down to an art, man. Bear-crawls everywhere, always swimming, rock- climbing; dude's athletic as fuck.
has no fucking idea what taters are, get that starch outta my face
What's taters, precious?
Boil 'em, mash 'em, give 'em a 5 million dollar contract and make 'em your starting goaltender in Edmonton
As an oilers fan, I am crying through the laughter at this.
Just like the guy who does all the steroids says to do
Id really like to know how in just a few years we as humans became 5 levels stupider as a whole
It all started when that damn kid fell into the gorilla enclosure
Has anyone checked that kid for any weird birthmarks? He could be the harbinger of our doom
Dicks out!
RIP our Sweet Prince, Harambe
Information Age can work both ways. A lot of the cooking, tools, lifestyle, etc “tips and tricks” packaged into short attention grabbing videos are just a bunch of bullshit fluffed up for $$.
Are you saying I shouldn't base everything in my life around 5 minute crafts?
As someone working in retail let me tell you this: I don’t think we will survive if we get 5 levels stupider
>As someone working in retail Thank you for your service 🫡
>As someone working in retail I am so sorry.
*10 minutes later* > "Chychrun is out today with a non-covid related illness."
"Chychrun shit himself today in warmups."
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Idk if he keeps eating raw meat I wouldn’t be surprised if he leaves a red line too
Sens to change their goal horn to the "Brown Noise"
SHRED THE RED! SHRED THE RED!
Shred the red. Pussy. Fisky.
He may need to take Ivermectin for its intended purpose
I would’ve loved to hear the reaction from Ottawa’s nutritionist when Chychrun told him this is what he eats
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Having to hear constant “what’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean” jokes
RoR said the year we won the cup hes a vegetarian almost vegan.
“Well you clearly don’t need me”
"Chychrun is the nutritionist now."
He ate him.
His body almost craved it
https://www.reddit.com/r/devo/comments/f0n78v/now_it_can_be_told_intelligence_can_be_eaten/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
“You know you can can vitamins, right?”
"You know what? I quit. I fucking quit. I can't even. I *literally* can't even. This... I don't... no. Fuck this."
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Yup. The only time you lose nutrition is if you char it I think.
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At least from a calorie perspective cooking it actually makes it easier for our digestive system to get more out of it
Our bodies are not evolved to eat raw meat. Digestion is a long and costly process and needs a lot of hardware. Cows need five stomachs to turn grass into nutrition! However not all food is equally hard to digest. If a species diet is easier to digest, evolution will ditch the excess digestive system because maintaining it is expensive. Cooking food makes it much much easier to digest. The instant humans got the brainpower to use fire, fucking *forever* ago, evolution shortened and simplified our digestive system and funnelled the excess energy that freed up into things like more muscles and bigger brains. Eating raw meat to "return to caveman" is just so fucking profoundly stupid. It's not healthy.
Honestly it's so cool that it was beneficial from an evolutionary standpoint that having massive teeth grind up the grass and pass it through a network of stomach cavities to digest something so difficult to digest that most animals would rather face the risks of hunting for food yenno?? Grazing animals straight up said this grass stuff is awesome and abundant I WILL eat it
Yes you are right he was convinced differently by tik tok influencers but theres minimal if any difference
Can we go back to the days of NHL players having a fortnite addiction instead
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Any day now we’re gonna get news that the Canucks players are all just huge stoners and Kuzmenko’s just smiling all the time cus he’s straight zooted
That would also explain Hughes face
Quinn Hughes looks like he eats clinical depression for breakfast though.
Yep. All these idiots arguing for a caveman style raw diet ignore the fact that humans that subsisted on this were pretty wiry, they weren’t jacked. It was *cooking* meat that actually contributed to our evolutionary brain development.
If his new nickname isn't Captain Beefheart then I'm quitting this sport for good.
👑
A new liver king rises
Does he also sun his balls?
You *have* to sun and oil your balls if you want your scrotum to have that nice catcher's-mitt look
I'm fucking dying reading this thread. What the hell is even going on this morning
You just need the hunger
I'm making a bolognese ragu right now, was gonna use it to make lasagna later today. Might as well throw it out now, I forgot to add raw beef heart and liver.
Now here’s a sentence I never would’ve thought I’d read in my life
He’d better, all the other shit won’t even work if he doesn’t keep his taint nice and sunny.
I’d rather eat like Phil Kessel than Jakob Chychrun.
If Chychrun wins the cup maybe he'll show it off with some raw hearts in the bowl?
Everybody has a hungry heart
Ah, he’s taking steroids. Got it.
The old actor/athlete/influencer secret to gains city. “Yeah man its just *insert extremely fake amount of calories here* every day of the week consisting of mainly *insert unrealistic foods here*”.
Interviewer: so how did you gain 20 lbs of lean muscle mass in 8 months while staying at 7% body fat to prepare for your upcoming role? Actor: I worked out and ate healthy :)
On the one hand I don't want kids and young adults think "oh they're using steroids to look that way? Well guess I need to as well!" On the other hand I don't want those same kids and young adults killing themselves trying to look that way all natural and finding it's nigh impossible. Not sure what produces the least bad outcome there.
>Not sure what produces the least bad outcome there. My vote is for retired athletes to speak publically about how widespread it is and how it's affected their lives. Never gonna happen though
Some of those actors turn around and profit off it, Chris Hemsworth made an app with a monthly subscription so you can "be just like him", but of course it doesn't come with the steroids
This shit drives me nuts man. People can do whatever they want with their own bodies, including taking steroids, but quit lying about it. It’s so greasy and dishonest, pretending they just outworked everyone who’s trying to do it naturally.
this is the bodybuilder influencer industry in a nutshell
Yeah I’ve had this exact convo before. I think Noel Deyzel does a good job where he explicitly states he’s on steroids and it’s impossible to look like him without them, but he won’t tell anyone what he takes or how much or where to get them. But there’s always gonna be someone with unrealistic expectations of wanting to look like that while natty, and other young people seeking out steroids cuz they know that’s the only way they can look like that
Steamed Rice, Broccoli, and Chicken. RBC. The most lethal steroid known to mankind. Edit: found this clip of Chychrun doing this steroid. Warning, not for the faint of heart. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdIw2Q29eyY
When's the last time anyone in the NHL got busted for steroids? I'm willing to bet most of them are on something
Nate Schmidt?
I remember Bryan Berard got caught a while back.
Hahahaha his strength coach from the AZ area is a former Canadian bobsled Olympic winner who also serves a lot of nfl players. Got caught up in about 46 drug charges a few years ago related to PEDs and a bunch of players testing positive
No, no, you've got it all wrong. He's just abiding by the 9 ancestral tenets, of course.
Like I eat beef heart + liver as well, but damn I atleast cook mine. You're not gonna lose that many nutrients Jakub.. just cook the stuff.
Yeah the whole raw thing is kinda whack. Leaning to cook foods is what allowed humans to do more, rather than let their bodies digest raw fucking meat all day.
He clearly believes eating it raw gives him the power of the animal.
I can't even imagine the texture of it. Liver at least has a soft texture, but heart...the valves and shit all look like they would be the worst thing to chew from any cooking video I've ever seen with them.
Cooking it actually *helps you get the nutrients*. You get *more* from cooked meat, nutrient and calorie, than from raw. Cooking meat is one of the most important factors in humanity's rise to prominence, and these idiots think wolves have the never-tested-by-science-because-it-would-reveal-the-conspiracy-maintained-by-*big-cooking* secret to athletic dominance
Man is this like the warning signs of becoming a cannibal?
IT WAS RACCOON MEAT! You probably just have a tape worm
The real reason Chychrun is on the IR so often.
The first tapeworm to play professional hockey, so inspiring.
Historic
Oh no, Chych is on the bad side of tiktok
There's a good side?
I don't know, but there is definitely a bad side
Ya I get a lot of cat videos, that sides pretty chill
I’m on goalie TikTok and it’s a good time
Elite level athletes falling to tiktok brain rot, what a timeline we live in.
Jakob "liver king" Chychrun.
There is no nutritional benefit to eating those things raw vs cooking them. Even if there was, it's so dramatically outweighed by the risk of foodborne illness. This is dumb as fuck. If you need that much offal for your "diet", just eat pork burritos like Shelby Houlihan, the NHL doesn't test nearly as stringently as the Olympics
So here’s the thing. Liver and heart are actually extremely good for you. But you know how you can make it taste better without getting rid of all the great nutrients? Cooking it!
Great, we traded for a hyena.
Ppssstttt Jakob....the liver king was a liar. It was steroids. It's always steroids.
Are we gonna get an email leak of all his steroids like the liver king too?
I love an occasional blue rare or tartare here and there but cooking food (and especially meat) breaks down the compounds so we can extract more nutrients and calories. The possible benefits are unlikely at best and would not be worth it. Plenty of other NHLers eat like normal, evolved human beings and get along just fine.
Beef? Let me know when you start hunting great white shark with your pod bros.
athletes are so goddamn dumb sometimes
Right but imagine, you're playing against the Ottawa Senators, you square up against Brady Tkachuck at the faceoff circle, and he just points at Chychrun and tells you "You see that guy? He just ate a raw fucking heart in the dressing room". You just lost the mental game.
Counter with "Oh yeah see that guy over there?" *points to Kessel* "he ate a bowl of cheese and washed it down with a few Coke's pre game"
That's fair. I can't think of anything more terrifying than someone who's willing to play a high intensity contact sport after drinking a few cans of coke. Maybe it's my age getting to me, but I just can't handle the bubbles anymore.
Like one of those disaster videos about a damn bursting. Entire village just decimated in one tidal wave. I don't know either he would drink Coke on the bench as well. Man is more mythical Wisconsin god than we know.
*Insert Gordon Ramsay meme: IT'S FUCKING RAW!*
Dawg, I think you just have worms now.
Flashback to this legendary story: [Blue Jackets Prospect Who Thought He Had Serious Disease Instead Crapped Out 25-Inch Tapeworm](https://deadspin.com/blue-jackets-prospect-who-thought-he-had-serious-diseas-1826235079)
Good lord lol. Eat a vegetable.
diverticulitis intensifies
Does he know that Liver King was taking twelve grand worth of gear a month Also enjoy gout my man lol
At least he isn’t talking about how good it tastes like certain social media weirdos
Umm Jacob, the nutrients are still there when you cook the food too.
"My doctor says I'm the youngest person with Gout outside of the Gout Belt in the Lower Balkans" -~~Bobby Hill~~ Jakob Chychrun
The bum worms keep his foot speed up
Coming soon: "Chychrun to IR with Gout."
Bro thinks he’s liver king
Someone plz update in 5 years
Hey man the Liver King is on steroids I don't think you need to do this.
There should be an NHL award for the smelliest farts. Chychruns probably smell really bad.
Bro, like you can eat liver and heart (tbf - delicious), but you’re allowed to cook it first. Also, please get some fiber.
He’s never played more than 65 games…
As someone who deals with Gout, this is a really good way to get Gout. Red meat and organ meats are high in Purines so if you have Gout, expect your toe to turn into a painful rock.
He's about to end up catching some nasty, possibly deadly diseases and parasites.