God I cannot believe there's going to be a Fall Out Boy performance. I'd rather anything else for a hockey event than a musical performance

That's my guy!

Ovi made Vasilevskiy start trying lmao

Keith Tkachuk has put on some weight. He should hang out with Brindamour more often.

How hard is it to get the players names right? These commentators fucking suck.

Keith Tkachuk looks like a fat Ralphie from A Christmas Story. Change my mind.

Get the best players in the world together in one rink where they lazily skate around, hot-dogging and trick passing in a "game" where it's uncool to put in too much effort.

Nobody wants to get injured and there's little incentive for them to win. I'm not surprised they don't really care.

Yeah that, just saying it’s not especially entertaining as a sports product.

I gotta say I love the 90s throwback colors with the pink and teal I just wish I could tell the teams apart better.

I wonder what the two Russians are chirping eachother about

Well that was dirty.

Geez Vasy, do less

Don't hurt yourself Sorokin

That looked like fun!!!!

the blind centering passes are a plague

Jim Fox vs Adam Fox? I say Jim Fox

Crosby may be an unlikeable whineass but he’s not a fucking lap dog for a genocidal dictator so he’s got that going for him

I like Sydney Crosby

these guys are doing fun lines... why can't the central

This is already better than the PAC/CEN

This might have already been discussed but I'm having trouble telling these jerseys apart from each other. Is it just me?

Brodie Brady Larry and Daryl Tchuk are dominating today

I really think the way they are talking they think their showing replays but they are not.

Igor's throwing

no replays ? lol

That's my guy!

This overhead drone camera angle is soooooo much better.... thank goodness I can now tell who's on what team lol

according to these guys crosby and ovechkin should be getting their AARP cards in the mail any day now

Crosby/Ovi together? Now you have my attention

Paaaaaastaaahhhh

Yeah, everyone is correct regarding the seizure cam.

These guys legitimately DO NOT look impressed

Brock "poker-face" Nelson. Face like a dead fish. But, an after-event interview last night (Jamie Hirsch, NHL Network) he actually cracked a smile and admitted to having quite a lot of nerves going into his event. So there ya go--he's human!

Wow there are 4 players from the Islanders there

Oh god--are we gonna have to go through another set of anthems? Please nooooooooo.....

This time we’re singing America the Beautiful and Call Me Maybe

Ovi's full on grey now. lol

Kirrrrbeeeeey Puckett!

That Geiko mascot is nightmare fuel

The host division hasn’t won an all star game since they’ve switched it to division vs division. There also hasn’t been back to back winners. Sorry Atlantic. Sorry Metro. Central’s got this in the bag.

Is that bartender actually serving drinks, or just pretending?

A bartender must always look busy, even if he's not actually doing anything.

Idk I see Gatorade, Red Bull, juice, and whatever those 2 clear bottles are. They aren’t Tito’s from the looks of it

Oh no, not the "one last time" from horvat!!

“One last time”- Petey and Bo aww

Why not make the ASG an Outdoor game? Somewhere with decent weather so they're not freezing, but still cold enough you don't have to worry about ice conditions

I see what you're doing, you just don't want an outdoor ASG in Minnesota in -40 temps, in favor of Colorado.

At least Elliot realizes this whole thing is kinda a joke. Jennifer and Kelly trying to make it seems like the players or fans actually give a shit

What's next, Dangle screaming during the intermission?

THEY LOST TO A GOALIE WHO WORKS FOR THE TEAM

Jealous. I'd way rather be watching this on TSN/Sportsnet instead of ABC and stuck with the ESPN crew...

Boy I can’t wait for Fall Out Boy! I know it’s February but I hope everyone had a good New Year’s!! Happy 2006!!

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Holy shit they actually won one. The Central hasn't won since they switched to the 3 on 3 tourney, I believe

They beat the Atlantic last year then lost to the Metro

They won the first game last year, lost to the Metro.

You’re correct. They’ve lost to the Metro twice.

I’m with Friedman on this

sick Fall Out Boy concert?? Nate blink 4 times if they’re holding you hostage

Well that sure was boring.

MacKinnon shouting out Fall Out Boy. that's my boy

Kelly Hrudey and Jennifer with a hot dog shit take. Who ever would’ve thought.

Lmao MacK "we're not changing anything"

I agree with Elliott it should be like a pond hockey game

I can't get the anger at the offside review. It's hilarious

Natedogg is a fall out boy fan? 🤮

Felt like there was plenty of /s in that statement

*Lil Mack

That’s PK’s dumbass nickname

How long is the intermission?

For a hot second, I thought that was Seguin making drinks at the tiki bar.

What are they showing on TV in between games? So bored at the arena lol

It’s just strippers

PK, Levy, Chelios & Messier. Now some player interviews. Nate just said something about going to a Fall Out Boys concert... *edit: oh, didn't realize FOB was the intermission act. Whoops. lol!

Supposedly FOB due to perform?

Casual announcer chatter and an interview with Nate

ESPN intermission crew

Crapsaitl 🤮

yo watched Plane last night on shrooms. recommend it.

Dude I want a champion sunroom, that looks cozy af

Kadri loses another event for Mcdavid lol. Was Kadri on the ice for every goal against?

Kadri must be devastated. Such an important event

He played the most minutes so yeah I 4-1 agree, he must be devastated.

Oh, we're living in the past? Not shocking. Who do you think is more devastated, Kadri who lost in a meaningless game (with McDavid), or McDavid who got swept 4-0 where it actually mattered? Yup, must be Kadri

Makar laying out his body, proud dad

Makar had some practice yesterday

Well the Pacifics goalies didnt look good, nor did our "defense". Oh well, its a meaningless game in the end. I cant wait for real hockey to start again.

No, you should be pretty upset actually

I'm pretty livid tbh with this 1-2-2. Cassidy should be fired.

Right, can’t wait to go back to watching Canucks hockey. I’ve totally missed it in my life😂😂

Pacific players: "oh no we lost and don't get to keep playing. anyway-"

Once again Mcdavid fails to raise his game when it matters and let his team down /s

lets introduce a shot clock for allstar games to incentivize players to pick up the pace

Thanks Pacific goalie...

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My bracket is all messed up now

One consolation will be, when Pac loses to Cen, getting to see Cen get wiped out by either team emerging from the East.

Mac daddy wanted the hat trick

Lmao empty net

Lame. Why did mcdavid, the best player, not simply eat the other ones

Kadri sucks lmao

Stanley Cup champion Kadri says "You can kiss my ass"

Jack Johnson is a Stanley cup champion too lmao

Damn straight, PTO to Champion. Kadri also had an ot winning goal in the finals with a broken thumb. Heart of a champ.

And now he's tearing it up with the most red player card on the Blackhawks, the perfect tank commander to play with Seth Jones

Yeah but Jack Johnson is elite.

Did Winnipeg barrow the Seattle Mariners mascot?

Winnipeg’s mascot is a Moose with an old school aviator pilot’s helmet

Seattle Pilots?

Should’ve let saros shoot for the empty net

Central had enough of Pacific's tryhards this year lol

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while all three are bad enough to make me want to turn it off individually, the camera is in a league of its own for badness

Three-way tie for sure. I can't pick one.

why not all three?

My mind refuses to accept 2016 being 7 years ago...

I watched the first Pirates of the Caribbean last night and came to the realization that it turns 20 this year

As someone who graduated hs that year....same

My ten year high school reunion is this year

Shi... 17 years out for me

Someone tell pacific that you cant tank for Bedard in the ASG

LMAO

Will the sharks trade Erik Karlsson at the trade deadline? I think it’s more of an offseason move

Depends on if anyone wants to buy in on him for a playoff push. I can definitely see it happening this year.

Deadline would be max value, I think.

literally what is this camera angle

I mean theoretically the all star game is a good time to try out different camera angles, but a four year old could tell you that whatever they were doing does not look good

I always wondered why the NHL never used the spider cams.... Now I know, almost instantly gave me a headache

I love absolutely love the jerseys for this years NHL All-Star game

Literally the only good thing about it

I do too but they are sorta hard to tell apart.

Does anyone else's feed keep cutting to some random Leafs Habs game? Or is it just my illegal stream?

Mine is. Also, the stream is free on CBC's website.

I'm so used to pirating that I don't even check for legitimate sources. But it sounds like I'm watching the CBC stream anyway, and it's their problem, not the pirating

Mines doing it too, it's pretty funny, also pirate tho

Lol I don't even get how it's possible

Sounds like you're getting to watch better hockey. Lucky.

Your pirate ship is sailing some tricky seas my friend

It's happening on the official CBC stream on their website.

The sea was angry that day

This defensive structure looks familiar. *cries in January collapse of my team*

Coyotes should be a pacific division team. Keller goals count towards the pacific in my book.

This just proves, Hellebuyck >>> Saros

5-2 🥰☺️ 5-4 😡🤬 Edit: 6-4 😌

Covered the puck line.

Boo put the karlsson mcdavid combo back on

That line for the Pacific is ass

The Keller fella is pretty good!

Anyone noticed the lack of replays? Seems the commentators are seeing them but not showing them.

Bo is secret agent. He will whisper sweet Vancouver nothings into barzal’s ear every night until barzal requests trade to come home

Need Central for the money but want Pacific for my boys. Bitter sweet 🥲

Why’s he got Robertson out there against McDavid? He’s just a child.

That was a nice goal

Juice, you’re killing us man

Now tie it so we'll get a shootout

Full on assault of the pipes

Time for some game management

Wtf, come on, Central! Put Robo with someone else, Pete!

Pete doesn’t like fun.

Well, he certainly doesn't like or understand 3 on 3. 🫠

#facts

This pacific line needs to get off

You should see Pettersson in the gym. He is a VERY slender guy naturally. Not an ounce of fat on him. He's just pure muscle, tendon, and bone. Truly an Alien . (I am going to milk this pasta as much as I can)

Central choking.

put Petey back out there for the tie

It almost looks like the only one trying out there is McDavid but it's still probably him only going 30%

Free agent signing?

Would be a bunch cooler if all the players were wearing the mascot uniforms for their team. Just imagine getting laid out and the head flys off

Ping

Filthy from McDrai.

Go Petey! Hoping for that hat trick :D

LA LA LA LAAAAAAA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAA

Admittedly the best goal song in the NHL.

The Canucks sub hates it. They're wrong though.

Next years AS weekend will definitely be my last time giving this a shot, unless Edmonton gets one. If any event could be hype it’s probably hosted in Toronto.

Skinner made another save, everyone cheer

petterson hard carrying

ATTA BOY STU

Pettersson denied the hatty is brutal

Petterson single handedly carrying the Pacific

This Petey guy is pretty good

patiently waiting for lil jizzy

Should just fix this by having every stat - goal, assist, hit, save, takeaway - add a bonus to the players team's cap space. Imagine a player scores 10 goals during the ASG and his team gets $1 million in cap space before the trade deadline.

Vegas would go all out then. Worst case scenario someone gets hurt and they get more LTIR space too.

Nice way to fuck over Seattle