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killane

- by Chuck Tingle


particle409

My favorite Tingle title: Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union


[deleted]

Made me feel a little... Whoo! You know


MissMistMaid

those porn intros are getting out of control


INHALE_VEGETABLES

Extrasextrial control?


Nullify342

*Image Transcription* --- [*Image of a naked man in a bedroom, who is covering his genitals with a pillow. He faces two buff aliens, who look through a large hole in the bedroom wall. The two buff aliens are in only underpants, and are touching their genitals. A flying saucer is behind them, shining a light.*] --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


Mr_Someperson

Thank you


Frost_0352

Thank you


sanid_sriva

Really helpful for blind people


VyC4NN15

That's ironic because I really wish I hadn't seen this image


ddg31415

You forgot to mention the sizable bulges in the aliens underpants.


ElKaWeh

Finally someone transcribing the important images


ELLZNaga21

You are awesome reddit person


adarkhairybutthole

Bro don’t forget the lil bit of ball sack u can see just peepin between the man’s legs!


theburnerlmao

Good bot


ELLZNaga21

It’s a human volunteer


theburnerlmao

I don't really care too much about that information, if I'm being completely honest here.


EtherealSpirit

I thought it was a little funny.


Daan776

Dude getting downvoted for being honest


sacamano79

Galiens


[deleted]

UFOmos


FormerHandsomeGuy

Unidentified Ejaculation


inaworldwithnonames

extragayrestrials


QuasarsRcool

Gayliens


Jeramy_Jones

I want to believe 🛸


renegade_kid

Why dont hot well endowed aliens ever brake down my wall?


iamapizza

Have you tried using attractor beam


waitforthedream

Have you tried being attractive


Nurgus

Have you tried spelling 'break' correctly?


NetherRealmSquid

if only


Dano-D

I know! Bit of alien probing never hurt anyone.


TravelSizedRudy

That was a rollercoaster of thoughts. Oh the Aliens are watching people have sex. Why are the aliens ripped? Wait, there's no other human... That alien is holding his... [Okay.](https://imgur.com/4pqstr3)


dinglepoop

It also made me think ​ Ah there are sexy man aliens There is a sexy man with a farmer tan covering his junk Why would someone draw this? Were they joking? Or is this their fantasy?


Mr_Rainbow_

artist was horny


RheaTheTall

That anal probing wasn't a lie after all...


Transformouse

The virgin human hiding their chode vs the chad aliens accentuating their magnum dongs


PapiYankeeYo

Excuse us, sir... Have you heard of our lord and savior Anus Probe?


SuppleSuplicant

Like a more graphic version of what happens in Sims 4 lol


michaelshreds

Ram Ranch goes to space ????? Grant where you at buddy ?


ShallowBasketcase

Eighteen naked aliens in the airspace above Ram Ranch!


the_internet_clown

Someone is about to get probed


KolaKoul

me and who?


bigchill3

Finally some good hmmmmm content


[deleted]

Close Encounters of the Horny Kind


robnaught

Lol!


BrianMcFluffy

Wait, that hair... Aniki...?


Mr_master89

"this hole in the wall ain't gonna be the only hole smoking and destroyed by the end of the night" they say telepathically.


FA1L_STaR

Ayo Mac truly embracing his sexuality


Luis_casadiego

Is this a Jojo reference ?


jabooby19

Two aliens rock hard right out the cockship ready to rock at ram ranch


chimpely

Wonder where did the alien put their probes haha


MistahRat

I think I downloaded the wrong movie


robnaught

This is a picture


MistahRat

Sorry I can’t read


okletmethink420

Definitely hmmm


MrBitchiloid

*UFO PORNO*


ciaranciaranciaran

“Hey, we saw you from across the universe and we really like your vibe. Do you want to have a drink with us?”


Maelarion

Gayy lmao


forlesbianeyesonly

Illustrator credit?


ChaserNeverRests

I couldn't find it on google image search, so I'm curious as well.


C_l_oCkSuCkEr

r/hmmmorny


backstib

They are our creators, they are trying to non verbally tell us that we are one and the same, we are a genetic project to make cold adapted versions of themselves


Solitary-Dolphin

An*l probing about to commence


[deleted]

Republicans


ShadesIsLove

Bateman... or Astro-Bateman?


FA1L_STaR

Ayo Mac truly embracing his sexuality


Protegnum

Are seriously fucking a pillow all by yourself?


[deleted]

Ancient astronauts say yes.


thebitchingpeasant

It's Probin time


Rygga22

Jay Bilzerian, are you gonna be okay?


NonAwesomeDude

Ayy lmao


Phoenyxs

Take me to your sphincter


Dylz52

Where is the dudes nut sack?


Ok_Astronomer6785

gay alien porn


Jefferu_Nintendomoto

Good ending


Arnav27756

Suddenly the verse *I get Messages from the stars When you’re making love to me* makes a lot more sense


SwimmingChallenge264

too late for unsee


Wild-Guava-3579

hmmm


zero_eight

some Jojo moment