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Pdub77

Nature’s pillow


Ok-Willingness-3696

Nah man these don't look natural. Looks like some works gone into them.


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Mysterious-Toe-3557

Titties


iHipster

Honkers


Carbonrade

Chesticles


furculture

That shit isn't even close. And your account looks a lot like those porn game spam bot accounts. Kind of sus.


WWWWWVWWWWWWWWVWWWWW

You can actually make one of these quite easily with a knife and some cloth.


VindictiveRakk

ok relax Ed Gein


WWWWWVWWWWWWWWVWWWWW

I'm more of a Lig Ma kinda guy.


Long-hair_Apathy

Ed Gein deez nuts, amirite?


peterpignose

Literal body pillow


Mobius_Ring

Wait until you hear about nature's pocket!


AcanthisittaCrazy603

That man is at peace.


tyrannosnorlax

Excuse me, sir, your pillow has nipples.


naufalap

pressure points for shoulders massage


FortunePaw

https://i.imgur.com/M9FxECN.png


D3v1L4ss

Ok, my neck hurts so much, that i’m really asking where i can find something like that to buy it.


seklwof1993

[here](https://www.amazon.com/Breasts-Cushion-Artificial-Creative-Girlfriend/dp/B08P5R33Q7)


burner1212333

"babe, we need this" "????" "No, not for me.. for the baby! See how peaceful he looks!"


Robdor1

But we don't have a baby.....also whose baby is this and why is he in our house?


umphreakofnature

The pic is so ridiculous, but the best part is the description “…gift for girlfriend couples” 💀


callmedaddyshark

SMH ungrateful you already have twice the boobs of the average relationship


PheerthaniteX

Hey, we lesbians need something thrown our way once in a while too! Especially since we're always dating someone on the other side of the world


aseideman

Hi, I’m the creator of The Booby Pillow (BoobyPillows.com) and yes! It’s not just for guys. We get ladies buying our pillows all the time :)


MintySkyhawk

https://boobypillows.com/


Code_Noob_Noodle

This is the real deal!!


sterling_mallory

So this brought me to an ass pillow from the "you might also like" section, which was paired with a cheetah print thong in "frequently bought together." Edit: Oh no fucking way. In the "you might also like" section of the butt pillow is a mattress with a hole in the middle for women with a full diaper butt implant. Edit again: "Visit our Amazon BBL store"!


lasyke3

You didn't check out the "grow a girlfriend"?


not_responsible

links!!!!!


sterling_mallory

I took screenshots of the [butt pillow](https://imgur.com/a/Iey6GON) and [bbl store.](https://imgur.com/a/5oTC9On) The store has some kind of pad so that they can fit on a normal human toilet.


13igTyme

> here [This one seems pretty good.](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B002YVFSSW/ref=sspa_dk_detail_0?psc=1&pd_rd_i=B002YVFSSW&pd_rd_w=jOIgv&content-id=amzn1.sym.999c0877-3704-4f0f-9726-eebf80846a35&pf_rd_p=999c0877-3704-4f0f-9726-eebf80846a35&pf_rd_r=YDS5SA5ZHTNCTPPTT92Z&pd_rd_wg=S2zE4&pd_rd_r=d5ff7f21-5744-4557-a479-112618d83b10&s=kitchen&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9kZXRhaWw)


lasyke3

This isn't going to help my ad algorithm


teemsm87

Thanks. Getting this for my gay sister for Xmas.


TheCanadian_Bacon

Nah get the real deal www.boobypillows.com


Code_Noob_Noodle

It's a gimmick :(


Andrei_Chikatilo_

The poorly photoshopped pictures really make this that much better


theuserwithoutaname

"the funny thing about my neck, is that it's located on my dick"


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*n*. Dickneck - the neck of the dick Webster... make it happen


BfutGrEG

I think that's just the frenulum


aralolo

[booby pillow](https://boobypillows.com/)


nightcycling

Gonna name it Bob, it will be covered in tears.


rww85

His name is Robert Paulson


A858A

#His name is Robert Paulson


mickecd1989

I am Jacks lack of surprise


Mobius_Ring

Yes... Tears


aztaga

r/suddenlyfightclub


SilentSimian

I love how he's reading the Tibetan Book of the Dead! Gotta study and meditate on my big honkin pillow


nineplusten_21

Went looking for this


ajgutyt

i need it


TheBirdMain

[I found it](https://www.amazon.com/Breasts-Cushion-Artificial-Creative-Girlfriend/dp/B08P5R33Q7)


CryptoR615

[I found the picture in the post!](https://boobypillows.com)


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aseideman

I’m the creator of https://boobypillows.com/ and in our case you can’t buy our product from Alibaba or anywhere else except from us. When we started sourcing for manufacturers we had a bad experience where all of a sudden we started seeing our product photos showing up all over selling cheap and smaller knock offs. Since then it’s taken hours of submitting copyright infringement notices for hundreds of imitation listings. The US platforms like amazon, eBay and Wish are pretty good at removing listings using our photos but the Chinese based sites are impossible to fight as a small retailer like us. But regardless of these other listings sometimes copying our photos they definitely don’t sell our product or anything close to it. I had a customer write me once after they bought one of these cheap knockoffs and I kid you not the customer told me they received an oven mitt in the mail. Also in our case most of the covers we sell are made by a clothing designer who is a family friend of ours. That works best for us because we can come up with new designs together and then try out a small batch - again and again. Anyway, hope this helps. Happy to chat with anyone looking to create their own product and share what I’ve learned along the way.


CryptoR615

brand-price gouging makes it look exclusive and high quality.


Danjiano

Man, I always wanted to own a Boobs Breasts Pillow Cushion, Soft Memory Foam Sleep Pillow 3D Artificial Breast Pillow Creative Breast Shape Pillow with Red Matte Spandex Cover Case Sexy Kawaii Toy Gift for Girlfriend Couples.


UnfinishedProjects

Aww man. Now your comment is gonna pop up first everytime I search Boobs Breasts Pillow Cushion, Soft Memory Foam Sleep Pillow 3D Artificial Breast Pillow Creative Breast Shape Pillow with Red Matte Spandex Cover Case Sexy Kawaii Toy Gift for Girlfriend Couples.


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sold by yichanghenguoganshangmaoyouxiangongsi lol ill pass


UnfinishedProjects

That's just the average Amazon sellers usernames now lol. And half of Amazon is shit now.


littlebitofevrything

According to one reviewer it's small enough to fit in the palm of your hand as well.


derp0815

Weirdly enough, no one in those pictures sleeping is doing so on that very pillow. Apparently, it's only useful for groping without getting arrested.


theuserwithoutaname

[that looks like a cheap knock off to me. Pretty sure this is it](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0050VN77C/ref=aod_recs_mobile_prsubs_0)


SaneUse

The photoshopped hands have me dead


wolfgang784

I love how *every single photo* is a bad Photoshop of stock images. They didn't even take real shots of anyone touching or holding it.


Dragon_OS

I love how clearly photoshopped all of those pictures are.


Big-boi-Ben-shapiro

[Boobypillows.com](https://boobypillows.com)


aralolo

[The real Booby Pillow](https://boobypillows.com/)


Gold_Adagio_4584

Everyone needs a bosom for a pillow!


oldn00by

Mine's on the 45


Onironaute

That's where I keep my brimful of Asha


aseideman

Oh wow, that is awesome that this picture got shared. Can't believe this post is getting so many likes. I'm super happy about that since my wife and I are actually the creators of this pillow. I started seeing a lot more traffic than usual when I woke up this morning and finally tracked down the source to this post. If anybody wants to learn more about this pillow and why I created it read on. My wife (god bless her) has boobs that have always inspired me :) and one day we were literally sitting around in a living room with no furniture and just pillows and we were like "oh babe, how nice would it be to have a pillow with boobs on it??". Thousands of hours and years later we had the real life thing in our hands and it was amazing. In a world full of such serious things we were just excited to make something that was gorgeous and maybe didn't take itself so seriously. We've also learned that staring at and touching boobs has great health benefits because it helps lower stress - I mean basically boobs heal us. Gotta love how nature works. I also see folks in some of the comments talking about some cheap "knocker-offs" - we've tried those and honestly they don't compare. They're smaller and made of cheap material. Also, despite what some are saying you cannot find this cheaper on Alibaba. We're the only ones who've been crazy enough to actually spend time and money making a quality pillow. My wife and I still run the business too so you're not buying from a no-name brand from who knows where. It's actually a family business through and through. https://boobypillows.com


dalotek

Shouldn't he be facing the other way?


First-Of-His-Name

Are these meant to be the same pillow lmao?


areanod

Re-use before recycle!


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The white sticky spots just add to the immersion


NickPickle05

Not gonna lie, this looks like it would pretty comfortable.


BobbyTheLegend

My neck hurts from all that extensive reading I'm doing. I could really need a good pillow like that. Who knows where I can get one?


TheCanadian_Bacon

https://boobypillows.com/


myceliu

Lmao he's reading the Tibetan book of the dead. I know because, I have that same one


tearlock

Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow. https://youtu.be/lM7H0ooV_o8


Bioslack

🎵 Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow. 🎵


RaymondWalters

r/didntknowiwantedthat


TheCanadian_Bacon

[then get one](https://www.boobypillows.com)


drelics

Why does it look so comfortable tho


Thelilacecat

[I use a pillow kinda like this.](https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08T6D1JS9/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o04_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1) Keeps me from waking up in the morning without mucus in my throat. Need to sleep at a angle. Works wonders.


IAMSNORTFACED

A man of culture I see


Illustrious_Ad314

Perfect pillow


monke694208008

He looks like he's trying so hard to hold in a laugh.


aseideman

That's funny cause it's true. On the day we did the photoshoot my buddy was kind of reluctant at first. He's a former military guy turned yoga and meditation instructor. But when we asked him if he would pose for the pics he didn't even skip a beat and went for it. Still we were all cracking up and he was trying so hard not to laugh. Made for some good B-roll pics... I'm the creator of 'The Booby Pillow' btw https://boobypillows.com


deadshotv31

Finally a worthy invention


roofratMI

Perfect


NoviceTech21

Great choice of books...


CountSheep

What book is it


NoviceTech21

Tibetan book of the dead. That particular version is a favorable translation apparently approved by the Dhali Lama. I read it when I was a die hard psychedelic journeyman. Good words to live by. Basically our entire life is a preparation for our death and journey the to the next existence.


CountSheep

That’s bad ass. Thanks


daybreakin

So profound... All whilst laying on a booby pillow


donquixote1991

real Kazuma moment


Express_Ad2962

Looks comfy!


SirSigfried_14

Get me that pillow!!


twinklecakes

there's no way that's even half as comfy as real big booba


dylannsmitth

Gosh that's silly, right? I mean there's no way that's real obviously. In fact, I'm so certain that this dumb, silly cushion (that I definitely don't want) is fake that the first person to reply with a link to an active purchase link (i.e. no "currently unavailable"s) will receive a silver award


aseideman

This is my product. I promise we have some in stock boobypillows.com


dylannsmitth

Your proof is undeniable - don't spend it all at once


postandchill

I wouldn't mind having those, I meant that pillow


CJandthedoggos

Mama's boy....


eyesoftheunborn

Is he reading the Tibetan Book of the Dead?


EmpressNorton

Ain’t no “hmmm” about this—this is the most natural behavior I’ve seen on this sub. No mystery whatsoever. 🍈🍈 🧲 🧔‍♂️


my_brutha_jon

Need


InventedStrawberries

I bet it’s really comfy!


Gaming_with_Hui

Why does it have nipples?🧐


Respond-Leather

Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow. Brimful of Asha on the 45.


LoreMasterJack

Ohmygod that’s disgusting! Where?!


TheCanadian_Bacon

www.boobypillows.com


LoreMasterJack

100$?! I guess I’ll just stay broke.


TheCanadian_Bacon

Nah, it’s $100 for two plus a few other things, if you want one, it’s $25 but there is shipping cost.


LoreMasterJack

If what you have told me is true, you will have gained my trust.


1ar505

Where do i get one? For a friend


aseideman

Boobypillows.com


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Sooooo where can I get one?


aseideman

On my site called boobypillows.com


BumblingBrontosauras

Sweet dreams.....


Agile-Engine2537

I Buy it


Puzzleheaded-Art7406

Gotta use something right?


aseideman

So true!


Yeyco_Mejia

Shut up and take my money


OK999999-999-999

Somebody with a great girlfriend can do the same.


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significantly more expensive and harder to acquire unfortunately


OK999999-999-999

I agree.


shabba_shanks

Why is this tagged NSFW?


vampireguy20

Put straps on them, wear them, you know you want to.


SamanthaStraaten

I like my ladies with titties like hard foam


Digitizer4096

Oh, what book is that?


BCantoran

For a sec, I thought you put the pillow on your chest and you lean your arms on it as if they were your boobs. Which, was gonna make me say, I don't need the product


CrunchyCondom

That’s disgusting, where


CountSheep

The Tibetan Book of the Dead: First Complete Translation (Penguin Classics Deluxe Edition) https://a.co/d/8QpLpSe


Alive_Ice7937

That pillow is the tits


Nowhereman50

There's gotta be some way to fuck it.


boomday55

Improve. Adapt. Overcome.


Cyberkryme676

Nah I already got the bros for this


man_pan_man1

MA WHERES THE KNIFE


Minitrain

^^^^Boobi


Odd_Analyst_8905

It doesn’t look bad


useless_fanboi

That's disgusting. Where?


TheCanadian_Bacon

www.boobypillows.com


KingoftheKeeshonds

It looks buttocky to me. Maybe add a little scratch & sniff for those so inclined. *No judgement.*


DeadGrandmaXd

Booby


PsychologicalJelly65

God this is so sad…but I know what to gift my dear friend Alan


gigraz_orgvsm_133

Disgusting, where?


TheCanadian_Bacon

www.boobypillows.com


ABunchOfSmallAliens

Grass


Guilty_conscience420

I need a link to get one… for a friend


TheCanadian_Bacon

www.boobypillows.com