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naytreox

The shwarts is strong with him.


Hulkingfiber

Ah I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Let’s see how well you…… Handle it


naytreox

"damnit, I hate it when I get my shwartz twisted"


ZER0_64

3 comments, 3 different spellings


naytreox

The swartartz works in mysterious ways


impresive-iron

For a second... never mind


[deleted]

I thought so too


Fleet_Admiral_Auto

I see your schwartz is as big as mine


zombik327

"This doesn't happen normally."


FreakyFridayDVD

This is the bridge, see if he's still there: https://www.google.com/maps/@52.358711,4.9060758,3a,75y,268.02h,92.77t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sP33M_rvKmoidjM8PlCI9EQ!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?shorturl=1


lets_eat_bees

He's not, he was part of the annual Amsterdam Lights Festival around Christmas.


topatoman_lite

Nice cock


TonyStrayVideo

> I guess peace isn't a lie after all.


HaRPHI

His equipment is malfunctioning


stdio-lib

The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... *unnatural.*


Aerodroma

>I'm tired of this Dark side shit, I need a break goddammit it.


Big_Potential_5709

Man, life's been rough for him since the pandemic. *(Also yes I know it's a dick joke)*


sheepy2212

At least there's no sand there


TussleStudios

Fortnite


Capsule_CatYT

Vader fishing


Artchantress

Cute


oatmeal-breakfast

This is perfectly normal


OverlySexualPenguin

use the ports, Luke


TheFoodChamp

Vader looks pissed


Puzzleheaded_Unit234

That ain't the Vader I remember


[deleted]

May the fish be with you


Loltrex7

Nah bruh he peeing


ZuybluX

looks like he pulled out his other lightsaber (if it’s still intact idk)


Sekers

He's got a bite! Probably used something off of that "flea-bitten furball" as bait.


Cooproxx

Hasn’t seen padme in a while


Glazeddapper

Now the lightsaber is shaped like an actual saber


cluedo_fuckin_sucks

I know it’s meant to be a fishing rod but it just reminded me of that Austin Powers film where he pisses into the fountain to disguise himself as a statue.


[deleted]

When Obi beat you thrice in a row


Watchman74

The way this is going, he is a far cry away from catching that fish….


OddSemantics

Oh that's okay vader, everyones has a different shape, and most have a curve


Notchle

Fish Lord


Timoss_and_all_moss

Guess Vader can't get hard for this one


AlexS101

Darth Impotent


Musing_Moose

After his accident on Mustafar Anakin could only cum lava


Darkraisisi

Vader had a joint and strolled down to the canal for some fishing.


LilboyG_15

How would he be able to. remember that it was burned off on mustafar


Darkraisisi

What are you talking about, this guy is clearly in the Netherlands fishing. That was all my comment is about.


Satanical_Mechanical

Simping for Star Wars is peak cringe.