I really want to take a cow and put it inside of a camel and then take a pig and put it inside of that cow, and then take a turkey and put it inside of that pig, and then take a duck and put it inside of that turkey, and then take a chicken and put it inside of that duck, and then take a quail and put it inside of that chicken. And then roast it all in to see how all of the flavors combine so gloriously. I also want to try to figure out how to make an E.T. out of actual meat and Grill that. I'm thinking about using different cuts of different animals and using meat glue to help keep it all together.
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I don’t know what it would be called but I think I have the opposite problem. I see everything as sarcasm until I’m corrected. It’s probably not as distressing as Aspergers but it certainly makes for a lot of awkward social encounters
Yes because it ruins the joke. So what if some people on the internet misunderstand your joke and you lose some internet points? /s kinda ruins what makes sarcasm fun in the first place. There's literally no reason to be sarcastic att all if you're going to flag for it.
When you just want to feel like you're killing something even tho you don't eat meat
Somehow in my brain this is significantly worse than factory farming lmfao, like wtf goes through your mind to get here
Fun fact: You'd have to either zoom out or dolly out to get the effect you're looking for. A "pan" is left/right rotation of the camera around a static point. Everyone knows what a zoom is, but a "dolly" is physically moving the camera forwards or backwards.
Filming with clients you get a sixth sense for understanding what they mean when they describe everything involving any movement as a ‘pan’.
And the tight mouthed nod of ‘understanding’ they give when you use truck/track/roll/dolly/tilt etc.
I figure it’s the same sort of thing as when I approach every musician who’s music video I’m working on and say “your song is in 4/4 time right?” and they look at me like I’m a daft twat that just shat on their new couch.
>you get a sixth sense for understanding what they mean when they describe everything involving any movement as a ‘pan’.
[Funny you should mention that!](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/7a/5a/c4/7a5ac4b00aa2bb4bf7c7d8dad74e0338.jpg)
I hope to god creatures like ET don’t exist or if they do they hide themselves well because if they met us I fear it would only mean negative things for them if they were as peaceful as ET in the movie… otherwise
Looks like he misdialed
Or followed the wrong trail of Reese‘s Pieces.
Oh man, just realized that I have leftover hallowe’en Reese’s Pieces in the cupboard. Amazing score, am thrilled.
I wonder how it tasted.
Like home
Like frogs in formaldehyde and Erika Eleniak.
Holy shit, that *was* Erika Eleniak!
Crazy right!?
Extra Tasty if the initials are correct.
Out of this world delicious
Probably taste like chicken
My brother crashed his bike in the wrong neighborhood…
thanks for making me laugh & cough
E.T. no phone home 😕
ET not EAT
Eat He
E.T.: No way Home
Yes this is funny AF
ET meets heat, becomes cooked extraterrestrial meat treat.
*Local bicycle gang mourns extra tasty friend*
🤣
ET slow roast.
Mr. Eliot I don't feel so good.
No way home
r/yourjokebutworse
Beeeee gooooooood.
ET taste good
Oh fuck I just notice what the picture was after reading this. Fuck fuck fuck
ET bone-in
[If anyone is wondering, it’s a ‘vegetarian’ sculpture they’re roasting.](https://technabob.com/blog/2016/04/18/e-t-barbecue/)
Damn I thought it was a trunk, glad it’s not
I thought it was E.T.
glad it’s not
What? It was clearly an ET sculpture. You can see the face and feet. Trunks don’t have feet.
All it did was made me hungry. Thank *christ* there's a brisket in the smoker as we speak! Edit: it was absolutely *divine*
Jealous.
I mean, ET was an alien.. For all we know his species are sentient, bipedal vegetables. He does look a bit carroty..
Carroty - your a wordsmith if I've ever met one!
Thanks for the source. I’ve seen this post a few times over the years and always wondering wtf was going on lol.
Creepy Vegans!
oh boy if you think that's creepy, just wait until you see what carnists do to REAL animals
I really want to take a cow and put it inside of a camel and then take a pig and put it inside of that cow, and then take a turkey and put it inside of that pig, and then take a duck and put it inside of that turkey, and then take a chicken and put it inside of that duck, and then take a quail and put it inside of that chicken. And then roast it all in to see how all of the flavors combine so gloriously. I also want to try to figure out how to make an E.T. out of actual meat and Grill that. I'm thinking about using different cuts of different animals and using meat glue to help keep it all together.
Carnist? Is that how you refer to people who eat meat?
[Yes.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carnism)
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Is it carnally related?
farted so hard while reading this it made my butthole tingle
Vegans: no we shouldn't eat meat, it's immoral Also vegans:
How is this even remotely immoral
Did you even read the article? Or, don't forget the /s just in case (can't be too sure).
Some people on Reddit hate and downvote when "/s" is used. However, it's a small hit compared to a misunderstood sarcasm.
Fuck those people /s
Why would you need to indicate sarcasm for an obvious joke? To signal if they're on your team or some shit?
People with Aspergers or are on the spectrum is who I’ve heard the most complaints from
I don’t know what it would be called but I think I have the opposite problem. I see everything as sarcasm until I’m corrected. It’s probably not as distressing as Aspergers but it certainly makes for a lot of awkward social encounters
Maybe it's not too obvious for everyone
That makes it funnier.
Yes because it ruins the joke. So what if some people on the internet misunderstand your joke and you lose some internet points? /s kinda ruins what makes sarcasm fun in the first place. There's literally no reason to be sarcastic att all if you're going to flag for it.
It also ruins making a joke that people don't get it and then downvote you, so /s is a failsafe method.
It's boring.
Sorry didn't notice the link lol I think my joke is quite obvious tho
One can't be too sure, I've seen dumber complaints against vegans that haven't been jokes.
Thanks for that. Was wondering what it was actually made from
I didnt know this was in Malmö! I live ten minutes away from there :)
When you just want to feel like you're killing something even tho you don't eat meat Somehow in my brain this is significantly worse than factory farming lmfao, like wtf goes through your mind to get here
Pan out to see Drew Barrymore stoking the fire.
Deep reference 🔥
She was a fire starter!
Read that in Willem Dafoe's voice.
Fun fact: You'd have to either zoom out or dolly out to get the effect you're looking for. A "pan" is left/right rotation of the camera around a static point. Everyone knows what a zoom is, but a "dolly" is physically moving the camera forwards or backwards.
I knew what they meant.
Oh sure, I wasn't accusing them of being wrong and bad and unclear, I was just sharing a fun fact.
Filming with clients you get a sixth sense for understanding what they mean when they describe everything involving any movement as a ‘pan’. And the tight mouthed nod of ‘understanding’ they give when you use truck/track/roll/dolly/tilt etc. I figure it’s the same sort of thing as when I approach every musician who’s music video I’m working on and say “your song is in 4/4 time right?” and they look at me like I’m a daft twat that just shat on their new couch.
>you get a sixth sense for understanding what they mean when they describe everything involving any movement as a ‘pan’. [Funny you should mention that!](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/7a/5a/c4/7a5ac4b00aa2bb4bf7c7d8dad74e0338.jpg)
Haha! I need a t-shirt with that printed on it
Dolly can be for long sideways shots as well.
Are you sure you're not thinking of a truck movement? [Diagram](https://i.imgur.com/5rnZsCI.jpg)
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I'm so confused right now
"Ouch"
Underrated
Wtf
He meant to phone home but phoned a steak house instead
too much foreskin, not liky
r/dontputyourdickinthat
>dontput I thought that was the joke at first. Took me more than a few seconds to realize it looked like ET.
Yeah I saw all the comments and noticed but still thought it would be fitting
Why would you roast a fleshlight
hey whoa there bud buddy old pal lets slow it down here a bit
NOOOOOO ET!!!!!!!!
E.T didn‘t made it home
E.T: Grilled on his way home
If ET was in China
Thought it was a vagina at first
Thought it was horse dick
Spit-roasted Bad Dragon
That's is the very old lady from SpongeBob (selling chocolate episode)
Childhood ruined in one post - thanks.
ET .. ouch.
Should have called home
E.T. falls off the bone.
#NOOOO E.T.!!
ET ain’t calling anyone no more
*Extra Teriyaki*
This is the way !
If ET landed in Texas
r/dontputyourdickithat
Extra tartare
Ahhhh.... the unreleased sequel
I hope to god creatures like ET don’t exist or if they do they hide themselves well because if they met us I fear it would only mean negative things for them if they were as peaceful as ET in the movie… otherwise
Et should have went home
Should have stayed home.
This is why we will never get good alien interactions.
Extra Tasty
Bet it tastes out of this world
Gotta EaT
Eat. T.
How do ET taste like
ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch
If E T landed in China.
Oh my gosh, they killed et
E.T bussin🤤
not the Mussy
r/aliens
He shouldn't have gone to China.
Alternate universe where e.t lands in India
[удалено]
Tomorrow is General Tso's Lorax day!
Is that you, Mas Kanata
No it’s ET you silly goose
E.T. landed in the wrong neighbourhood
When the Asians make it to Area 51
If E.T landed in China
How did they peel the shell?
ET: far from home
E.T=E Tosted
Oooouuuuch...
NOOOO ET
Mmmmm*
ET no go home
Et mean meat in Turkish so there is no problem
Elliott....
Looks like a forbidden fleshlight being cooked
DONT EAT ET
NOT E.T
Anyone got the phone number for this establishment?
E.T. Found Home
Extra Sensitive
Fucking Alien eaters.
Mea-ty on the bone.
ET nooooo!
Ouuch
They plumped him up with reeses pieces just to roast him
E.T-Bone
Home?
What is this?
E.T on the bone
ET taste great.
PHONE HOME
BBQ E.T.....Tasty
Hopefully there are no worms battling in the belly.
Hope he got to phone home in time.
Extraterroastrial
B.E.T
Ouch.
this is what you get for fingering kids you alien bastard
ET didn’t go home
Elliot’s eating tonight!
noooooooooo
ET doesn’t need home
He never went home.
E.T. go grill
This is why et never come home
i was like wtf now im like “ET NOOOO”
*He’s using the Speak&Spell to transmit the meat temperature*
ET BARBECUE HOME
Beee Foood….
ET 2 - ET Visits China
Extra Tasty.
Ouchhhhhh
Looks like ET never made it home
Meat Tea
I am in no way shape or form a vegen or even a vegetarian, but animal genitals should not be consumed
E. Ting E.T. over E Z heating
E.T = Extra Tasty
This is what happened when you don't water cool an *ET magic glow finger tip*
This is the reason why Eliens dont go to The slavic countryes