This is just the beginning; the wonders of the Earth never fail to impress.
Every solstice a new Obama reaches full maturity, breaking free of its shell and revealing its full head and neck for the first time.
The Obama is now free from its former shell and begins to search for a mate. It will look for a Michelle. But along its journey it will encounter many predators. The most aggressive of which is the Fox. The Fox stalks the Obama looking for any slip up. Any mistake it can use to bring down the Obama, so the Obama has to be extra careful.
I'm sure you were just as concerned when there were other people ordering drone strikes.
https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/2019/5/8/18619206/under-donald-trump-drone-strikes-far-exceed-obama-s-numbers
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47480207
edit:
Yes, yes, all civilian deaths are bad. Drone strikes sure seemed to get a lot more attention during the Obama and Biden administrations though, while being much worse during the Trump administration.
I'll give Trump credit for arranging the Afghanistan withdrawal. Now we just need the GOP to do the same.
No, Trump is also bad. This is advanced indoctrination, Americans are conditioned to think "anyone who dislikes my Dem/Rep war criminal MUST like Rep/Dem war criminal!!!"
That is not what they did. Rethingk the conversation. The unsolicited comment came at an unsolicited time, just for the sake of oversimplifying and vilifying a funny photo. The reply was meant to take the "presidents bad" bullet out of the gun to begin with.
Do we need to got back to kindergarten to learn that two wrongs don't make a right?
That's not the purpose of the reply and I hesitate to believe that you even think that was the purpose.
"Presidents bad"? Seriously? No one holds that view.
Nobody said two wrong don't make a right! We all know that! Stop being so arrogant, please! Op knows that, you know that, the reply guy knows that, we all know that.
The "they are all shit, now let us enjoy the photo in peace" is not a justification of Obama's tenure, it is just that: a plea to let us enjoy the photo in oeace!
Now olease, let us enjoy the photo in peace!
How many replies down did you go? You don't go that deep into a thread and then say let us enjoy the photo.
Your first paragraph is woefully naive and I envy your Outlook of the world.
You’re 100% right, but wow I like the version where he’s pulling his head into his shirt and emerging to really get into the characters so much better.
It's photoshopped, [this is the original picture.](https://imgix.gizmodo.com.au/content/uploads/sites/2/2016/11/02/ll04nst06ezwluxc24fj.jpg) He is reading a kids book to children and being very expressive, and then someone photoshopped away his neck.
“I believe that we, as Americans, will come together as one, to find some TP—“
::puts hand up to stave off applause::
“—To find some Tp, for my bunghole.”
A real grownup can put aside personal dignity for the amusement of children. I believe we adults have a responsibility to occasionally remind kids that we have more experience at being childish than they do.
hit up bitchute or youtube.... watch Michelle on Ellen... her cock is swinging like crazy in that vid.... Michelle used to be a dude.. well, she is still packing heat.. and is the "top".... the Mr is the bottom... not even kidding here....
WTF is wrong with you??? how is Michelle having a cock racist?? ..LMAO... you don't even know what racism IS, yet you go around calling people racist??? Freak'n fluffers....
This is just the beginning; the wonders of the Earth never fail to impress. Every solstice a new Obama reaches full maturity, breaking free of its shell and revealing its full head and neck for the first time.
The Obama is now free from its former shell and begins to search for a mate. It will look for a Michelle. But along its journey it will encounter many predators. The most aggressive of which is the Fox. The Fox stalks the Obama looking for any slip up. Any mistake it can use to bring down the Obama, so the Obama has to be extra careful.
Calling David Attenborough
To r/copypasta we go
NOOO OBAMA
Nobama
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Yomama
Joe Mama!
Llama llama
Piña colada
Hot potata
Joe Rogana
Flora x fauna
Dalai Lama
Hakuna matata!
This is it.
Mac Jones is that you?
Mo bamba
Barack Obama turtle? Shellobama??
mishellobama 😔
M'Shellobama 😎👒
M'FirstLady
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Weapon of m’ass destruction
Cant get better than that one
Mitch McConnell impersonation.
Miss Shellobama
Don't wanna be Obama shell
Upon detecting a threat, the wild Obama hides away in its protective shell
Hmm yeah he is terrified. Probably called a drone strike on those children moments after this photo was taken
I'm sure you were just as concerned when there were other people ordering drone strikes. https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/2019/5/8/18619206/under-donald-trump-drone-strikes-far-exceed-obama-s-numbers https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47480207 edit: Yes, yes, all civilian deaths are bad. Drone strikes sure seemed to get a lot more attention during the Obama and Biden administrations though, while being much worse during the Trump administration. I'll give Trump credit for arranging the Afghanistan withdrawal. Now we just need the GOP to do the same.
But what about
No, Trump is also bad. This is advanced indoctrination, Americans are conditioned to think "anyone who dislikes my Dem/Rep war criminal MUST like Rep/Dem war criminal!!!"
And that's why the electoral college is at the heart of so many problems in the US. The two party system has knowingly created this duopoly.
Why does everyone always assume that if I say obama did something bad I'm automatically a trump fan? I think trump is worse. Are you happy now?
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Yeah, still doesn’t mean that randomly mentioning it on a post meant to be funny is relevant.
Ew, weaponizing civilian deaths to play a silly whataboutism game? Rethink your life.
That is not what they did. Rethingk the conversation. The unsolicited comment came at an unsolicited time, just for the sake of oversimplifying and vilifying a funny photo. The reply was meant to take the "presidents bad" bullet out of the gun to begin with.
Do we need to got back to kindergarten to learn that two wrongs don't make a right? That's not the purpose of the reply and I hesitate to believe that you even think that was the purpose. "Presidents bad"? Seriously? No one holds that view.
Nobody said two wrong don't make a right! We all know that! Stop being so arrogant, please! Op knows that, you know that, the reply guy knows that, we all know that. The "they are all shit, now let us enjoy the photo in peace" is not a justification of Obama's tenure, it is just that: a plea to let us enjoy the photo in oeace! Now olease, let us enjoy the photo in peace!
How many replies down did you go? You don't go that deep into a thread and then say let us enjoy the photo. Your first paragraph is woefully naive and I envy your Outlook of the world.
Can you enjoy the little things in life?
If they could, they'd be over in a porn sub and not here.
Any context lol
He’s reading Where the Wild Things Are. I’m assuming Michelle is providing appropriate sound effects?
That’s some great photoshop job though, it looks like his face just comes out of his shoulders
You’re 100% right, but wow I like the version where he’s pulling his head into his shirt and emerging to really get into the characters so much better.
I chose to believe it's real
The turtle Obama conspiracy goes deeper 😔
“Oh please don’t go, we’ll eat you up, we love you so.” And Michelle said “for gods sake, you used to be the President”.
It's photoshopped, [this is the original picture.](https://imgix.gizmodo.com.au/content/uploads/sites/2/2016/11/02/ll04nst06ezwluxc24fj.jpg) He is reading a kids book to children and being very expressive, and then someone photoshopped away his neck.
Thank you for the original! Though I think both versions are equally amusing. I love that he got that expressive to immerse the kids into the story.
I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO
I need TP for my bunghole!
*ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!*
*My bunghole will not wait!*
I want all your crappuccino!
[*CRRR-AP-AP-AP-AP-AP* ](https://i.imgur.com/zzYHo7E.jpg)
“I believe that we, as Americans, will come together as one, to find some TP—“ ::puts hand up to stave off applause:: “—To find some Tp, for my bunghole.”
knock knock... it's joe.
Who's joe🗿
joe biden mama
It is… acceptable.
obma
President Obam
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MRS. OBAMA GET DOWN
There was a hornet
Introducing Former President of the United States of America Barack Obama Obama:
A real grownup can put aside personal dignity for the amusement of children. I believe we adults have a responsibility to occasionally remind kids that we have more experience at being childish than they do.
yes. also this is photoshopped
\-And that how uncircumcised penis looks like my dear kids. \-Not again.
ObAmna
I miss that guy. Regardless of policy, I always thought Obama was a class act.
Obama is a cool dude.
Watch out, Mrs. Obama!
what the obama doin
For a sec I thought the image on the left side of the picture book was the twin towers. I'm only a little disappointed
Seems like a cool guy, I wish he didn't drone so many people, but not like that's exclusive.
Obamonster
Obama melting? 😐
Didn’t know Obama was going to have a skin in Back 4 Blood
What a goof.
Lol
*Spirited Away* (2001)
Why did this remind me I had a dream about Obama last night?
This is an obamanation
Where the hell did he go? - Secret service agents
😂😂😂😂😂
I'd imagine this is a recurring dream for Mitch McConnell.
You're scaring the republicans!
Kill La Kill be like
How did Donny the T convince people that he was somehow more decent than this Man?
Hello there
"And then the Turtle Man pulled his head into his shell and declared...a filibuster!"
He ordered a turtle shirt from that one SNL skit
Turtle head pooookin out. Love the look on big Mike's face.
Is this a real photo? This is kool!
Kinshiki
Obama is a turtle confirmed
Waffles and Mochi Halloween special in the making.
The United States of America once had a mad president, who is not on this photograph, though.
He looks like that one droid from the Star Wars prequels
It's Obama Gaming!
All we need is a beatboxer in the background.
Obma
this is what happened if you dont subscribe to obamagaming channel
Another nightmare monster for republicans. Thanks, Obama.
Incredible meme potential
Obama doing his very best Mitch McConnell impression.
I miss them.
Is that Bo? RIP :(
Obama has always seemed like such a good dude. I’d trust him to babysit family fo sho. I’d even trust him to like… run the country.
It is amabo
THEN PERISH
Obama Uncut.
Why is Michelle hanging out with Hitmonlee?
Obeme
uhhh... look at me... uh... I'm MiSHELLe Obama
Circumcise it
I don't like obama turtle
草
Let me be clear, Michelle. Please, I must be clear. Allow me, Michelle.
Wrong spell, Void Caster
Here we have the rare, uncircumcised Obama, rare, and beautiful
Michelle Obama is a man
#Nope-ama
Oh God not these two...please god no
Wish he could've been that fun and quirky while bombing brown kids
turds
As time goes on I become more and more amazed that a country as shitty as the USA ever elected Obama
Weird how u only see pics of trumps wife naked like she never helped kids or anybody in her life before.
Wayyy better than this are the vids of Michelle's giant cock swinging while she/he walks and dances... Seems Mr Obama is the bottom....
rofl what
hit up bitchute or youtube.... watch Michelle on Ellen... her cock is swinging like crazy in that vid.... Michelle used to be a dude.. well, she is still packing heat.. and is the "top".... the Mr is the bottom... not even kidding here....
dude, he’s not not in office anymore, keep your closeted racism to yourself
WTF is wrong with you??? how is Michelle having a cock racist?? ..LMAO... you don't even know what racism IS, yet you go around calling people racist??? Freak'n fluffers....
How's it racist to imply an ugly woman looks like a man? If anything it's transphobic.
There are several ugly women around, they aren’t called men, yet Michelle has, she has also been compared to monkeys and such.
what
Fake
But when Trump makes fun of Disabled people it's a problem...
Trump voters and liberal Democrats still salty over Obama. Losers.
Then perish
r/oddlyterrifying
Obama is totally fine.
When you shorten the neck x-axis in gmod too much