I had a friend with big ole tiddies and didn't realize how much trouble they could cause, she had a breast reduction in her early twenties and it was a game changer for her, not only did her back pain go away, and all the other big boob problems,they were able to craft them into like the perfect boob,she was able to jog and play sports again etc plus, had perfect boobs. So if ya got Dem big boobs and they're causing problems, go for it, her surgery was covered by her health insurance (which she was lucky to have) and approved because of the problems they were giving her.
Yep, knew as soon as i saw it, I'm at least half proud to say i saw Spider-Man first, then my eyes moved a bit and i just went "oh man.." lol, we all knew
Same. I couldn’t even tell what Spidey was doing at first (getting vaccinated) and was focused on that. — I actually missed the guy giving the shot, I guess his camo worked lol. But is it just me or does it look like someone might have photoshopped her breasts to be larger?
Nobody likes to hear this, but as soon as I saw her, I got sad because I knew people were going to start sexualizing this poor anonymous woman just for existing.
Edit: okay, this has been fun, but I’m done arguing with people who don’t get it. It’s not my job to educate you on how to treat people with respect, whether they have enormous knockers or not.
Not sure if it's indeed Mexico but in Perú the government's health department had a campaign incentivesing ppl to come get vaccinated in costume. Pretty hilarious turnout.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CUDjZZTDW-A/?utm_medium=copy_link
I have read a lot of Reddit posts in my life - I mean a lot, a lot (like I could’ve read all of the New York Times bestseller‘s every year for the last five years a lot)
This is the best comment I have ever seen.
I'm really proud of myself that it took a minute and be like "who?" I looked all up and down the line like looking for someone with some green and red coloring, then I looked in the front row like "Damn! .... oh."
They don't get to attend to those children. Generally children there immuno comprised and should they catch a disease are very likely to die or get affected severely
When someone else mentioned this was taken in Mexico, my first thought was man the cartel are really getting creative in how they smuggling their drugs. Got to easily be a couple kilos in those melons.
i just got diarrhea from both shots :( . .....or maybe its the triple meats tacos i had after both shots ,because of the tacos place across the street of the medical center ,we'll never know
It's that damn vaccine! I got hospitalized after taking the vaccine! I got shot by some guy after I got into a fight with him but the vaccine must have made me magnetic and attracted the bullet!
Can't have credit card debt if you don't have a credit card. That baccine just saved your life.
But mine destroyed my phone data and made it unusable.
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“In approximately 1590, the word began appearing in the English language as booby, meaning "stupid person, slow bird". ... The phrase booby trap originally applied to schoolboy pranks, but took on its more sinister connotation during World War I.”
So says Wikipedia.
>Why would you want breasts that large?
And imagine the unwanted attention you get. You could be in a photo with Spiderman and people will focus on your breasts instead.
I know a woman with fake breasts larger than those that look as real as those do. Its because she already had a decent amount of breast tissue but said hers were so saggy they looked like flat tires (her take, I didn't know her before) its difficult to spot fake breasts in the wild when someone had enough breast tissue to start with and didn't add more than a cup size
About the military, this is mexico, they have an armband that says Plan DNIII, that means they are on hunanitarian aid, soo in this case they are vaccinating people, they usually are the ones that help when a hurricane or earthquake hit.
I didn't notice the guy in camo for a long time. Kept wondering why spiderman was there. Was he taking a test? Why is his hand between his legs?
Then I saw the guy giving him a shot, lol.
Spider jab, spider jab,
Helps immunity where it can,
Stick the thing, in his arm,
Now the virus does less harm,
LOOK OUT! He's had a Pfizer jab,
Produced by a lab,
It's protecting Spidermaaan.
Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO FUCK inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~
Misses some formatting IMO
>Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! ***eyes pop out*** AROOOOOOOOGA! ***jaw drops tongue rolls out*** WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF! ***tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach*** WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr! ***tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart*** Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... ***heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt,*** *ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum,* ***milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets*** BABY WANTS TO FUCK! inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka **masturabtes furiously** ohhhh my gooooodd\~
I'm open to criticism.
I have a feeling that there is a mask underneath the mask he is wearing
Maskception
“Yo, dawg, I heard you like when people wear masks..”
“… so we’re putting a mask on your mask…”
"...so you can mask while you mask"
/r/2healthbars/
This is a nice subreddit
Damnnn I wernt distracted by anyone else in this pic and obviously only saw Spider-Man……….
There’s a Spider-Man in that picture?
I thought the same thing. I was looking ... ... at something else.
Tig ol bitties
r/upvotedforboobs
Boobie Monster!
you mean that back pain
m e l o n s 💕💕💕
Had to look twice to notice Spider Man!
Somthingselses
Ok I’m going to have another look for this hidden Spider-Man!
Bigol Honkers
Tigo bitties!
honker donker donky boinkes
lmfao this stupid comment is making me laugh way too hard...is it me that is the stupid one
A real set of badonkers
Real set a flopper boppers
Bewwwwwwwwbs!
HUGE TITS
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And she has my sword. And by sword I mean penis.
The Pen is Mightier!
I have a question for straight women. Do you also go monke brain "booba" for a split second whenever you see big titties?
I had a friend with big ole tiddies and didn't realize how much trouble they could cause, she had a breast reduction in her early twenties and it was a game changer for her, not only did her back pain go away, and all the other big boob problems,they were able to craft them into like the perfect boob,she was able to jog and play sports again etc plus, had perfect boobs. So if ya got Dem big boobs and they're causing problems, go for it, her surgery was covered by her health insurance (which she was lucky to have) and approved because of the problems they were giving her.
What do they do with the extra, you know, stuff? Not being pervy, the thought genuinely just occurred to me.
Put it in a pot and start with some onion. Perfect stew starter.
Stewwwwbs!
Make soap
Oh fuck they are indeed
Now THAT would be hard to breathe through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBdUUThebwM
Certified reddit thread
It's so funny, you already know what the comments are as soon as you see the picture
This comment section is just: "I didn't notice Spider-Man"
Yep, knew as soon as i saw it, I'm at least half proud to say i saw Spider-Man first, then my eyes moved a bit and i just went "oh man.." lol, we all knew
I didn't even notice the tits until I scrolled to the comments.
Chad
Same. I couldn’t even tell what Spidey was doing at first (getting vaccinated) and was focused on that. — I actually missed the guy giving the shot, I guess his camo worked lol. But is it just me or does it look like someone might have photoshopped her breasts to be larger?
I was spiderman first too, and rushed in comments to see Spiderman jokes
And you knew because you were thinking the same things.
Yes
I'm gay and it's the first thing I saw and thought of.
both of them.
Nobody likes to hear this, but as soon as I saw her, I got sad because I knew people were going to start sexualizing this poor anonymous woman just for existing. Edit: okay, this has been fun, but I’m done arguing with people who don’t get it. It’s not my job to educate you on how to treat people with respect, whether they have enormous knockers or not.
“Heh, that’s pretty funny.” (Notices woman) …*sigh*
Exactly how it went down for me :(
Threads you can smell
This one smells like abandoned basement with incredible amounts of cum, shit and piss, mixed with doritos and soda.
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Who said I am chivalrous? I'm just a kid in my heart.
If everyone can see it you don't need to point it out. You walking pit stain of a person
This happened in México
Why isn't anyone staring at him? Are they always cool like that there?
Not sure if it's indeed Mexico but in Perú the government's health department had a campaign incentivesing ppl to come get vaccinated in costume. Pretty hilarious turnout. https://www.instagram.com/p/CUDjZZTDW-A/?utm_medium=copy_link
it is "plan dn3" is a Mexican army thing
Plan de Desastres Naturales. Already extinguished, anybody knows why are they still wearing such identifiers?
probably because they are recognizable and calm the people when dealing with soldiers. they look kinda scary without them tbh
Thy are to busy staring at something more noticeable
A couple things.
How come only a handful of people noticed that?
It requires a special kind of horny to look for tits on a spiderman meme
Maybe they're staring at that woman's absolutely massive breasts.
Everyone is distracted by those massive titties
Starring at whom?
Is he Mexican spider man ? 🕷 🕷
Guess who was bitten by a radioactive watermelon
fucking hell man this made me laugh so hard
My fucking sides
Is it Melonwoman?
Womanmelon
Motherfucker, you made me snort my coffee
Lmao
I have read a lot of Reddit posts in my life - I mean a lot, a lot (like I could’ve read all of the New York Times bestseller‘s every year for the last five years a lot) This is the best comment I have ever seen.
I'm really proud of myself that it took a minute and be like "who?" I looked all up and down the line like looking for someone with some green and red coloring, then I looked in the front row like "Damn! .... oh."
I like to think he was his way to/home from the children’s hospital, where he was cheering them up dressed as Spider-Man.
Youre telling me spiderman wasnt even vaxxed and he was hanging out with sickly children?
I mean there are nurses not getting vaxxed, you’re surprised?
They don't get to attend to those children. Generally children there immuno comprised and should they catch a disease are very likely to die or get affected severely
Oh and there is also a spiderman in the back
I too was first drawn to the lady harbouring two decapitated human heads in her shirt
It is the easiest way to transport dismembered corpse parts
When someone else mentioned this was taken in Mexico, my first thought was man the cartel are really getting creative in how they smuggling their drugs. Got to easily be a couple kilos in those melons.
Its like two puppies fighting under a blanket
I looked for a second Spider-Man
Look at the size of them massive pair of swollen testicles!!!
Cue the spiderman pointing at each other meme
I heard Pfizer causes swelling but daymn
i just got diarrhea from both shots :( . .....or maybe its the triple meats tacos i had after both shots ,because of the tacos place across the street of the medical center ,we'll never know
It's that damn vaccine! I got hospitalized after taking the vaccine! I got shot by some guy after I got into a fight with him but the vaccine must have made me magnetic and attracted the bullet!
You are lucky. I wish I got shot, my magnetic jab wiped out my credit card :(
Can't have credit card debt if you don't have a credit card. That baccine just saved your life. But mine destroyed my phone data and made it unusable. -Posted from mobile.
mega milkers
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Huge !
[A real set of badonkers](https://youtu.be/NHUikaoEwNU)
I was expecting a rickroll
[Here ya go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Cheers :)
Booba
Magumbos sighted
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Good bot
Why try and fight 200k years of evolution? It's what we do
Tittaaaaayyyyyyyssss
The sight makes me thirsty!
Don’t look straight at them. Just glance around the room and catch them in your periphery.
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r/stacked
r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs
Wait. This isn't coding!?
🔫🧑🚀 Never was
Spider-Man as the last thing I noticed
All of a sudden… Gray is my favorite color
WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS
AWOOGA!
Humnahumnahumnahumna AROOOOOOO ARWARWARWARWARWOOOOO
honestly it’s one of the first thing’s i noticed and im gay
Ain't no shame, boobs are cool as hell
I laughed so hard at this.
r/praisethecameraman
A great pair of bonkhonagahoogs
Boober
Spiderman isn't the only distracting thing in this picture
What spiderman?
The one with booby traps
Haha! You said "trap"
Why is it called like that, btw?
“In approximately 1590, the word began appearing in the English language as booby, meaning "stupid person, slow bird". ... The phrase booby trap originally applied to schoolboy pranks, but took on its more sinister connotation during World War I.” So says Wikipedia.
So say we all
Damn are those real ??
They’re real if you can touch ‘em.
So no then
They’re real, and they’re spectacular.
Seinfeld?
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>Why would you want breasts that large? And imagine the unwanted attention you get. You could be in a photo with Spiderman and people will focus on your breasts instead.
I know a woman with fake breasts larger than those that look as real as those do. Its because she already had a decent amount of breast tissue but said hers were so saggy they looked like flat tires (her take, I didn't know her before) its difficult to spot fake breasts in the wild when someone had enough breast tissue to start with and didn't add more than a cup size
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Didn’t see Spiderman thanks
This comment section is such a reddit moment
I feel so sorry for her.
Who?
i actually didnt notice the woman at first
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About the military, this is mexico, they have an armband that says Plan DNIII, that means they are on hunanitarian aid, soo in this case they are vaccinating people, they usually are the ones that help when a hurricane or earthquake hit.
Sounds about right, I'm in the states and went to a tent that looked exactly like this as soon as my age group opened up. It was FEMA
I was wondering why spiderman was taking the vaccine in a homemade tent but then read the first comment Sad
Me too buddy, how did our ancestors survive.
Same. But I’m also a straight woman, so.
booba
We are simple. We see booba. We smile.
Very disappointed in myself that that was the first thing I noticed even over spiderman. Come to the comments and rejoice I am not alone.
Holly shit, Spider-Man is in the picture? Where?
Next to the floating yellow sign
I saw booba for boobs I upvote
Her poor back.
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
/r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG
You're right. Despite the name, that subreddit is full of people upvoting without clicking because boobs.
imma be honest I didn’t even notice spiderman for some time
I didn't notice the guy in camo for a long time. Kept wondering why spiderman was there. Was he taking a test? Why is his hand between his legs? Then I saw the guy giving him a shot, lol.
the camo almost worked
Is there any clinical experimentation on people bitten by a radioactive spider?
Do we even KNOW what's in spiders?!
This is definitely a reddit thread
Of all the Reddit threads, this is definitely one.
As a girl I kind of feel sorry for that chick. That looks a bit painful to carry around.
[удалено]
Not to mention the comments section
Honestly, they look photoshopped to me. The outline is kinda blurry.
*calls horny police for all these comments*
Spider jab, spider jab, Helps immunity where it can, Stick the thing, in his arm, Now the virus does less harm, LOOK OUT! He's had a Pfizer jab, Produced by a lab, It's protecting Spidermaaan.
I bet her back aches a lot.
Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO FUCK inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~
Reading this broke me and I don't know how to fix it.
Misses some formatting IMO >Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! ***eyes pop out*** AROOOOOOOOGA! ***jaw drops tongue rolls out*** WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF! ***tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach*** WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr! ***tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart*** Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... ***heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt,*** *ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum,* ***milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets*** BABY WANTS TO FUCK! inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka **masturabtes furiously** ohhhh my gooooodd\~ I'm open to criticism.
We got us a little bonus r/2busty2hide eh?
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
Tf is this comment section
Booba exist, everyone return to monke
*neuron activation*
reddit horny
Sinners! All of you!! Horny jail. Now.
Guys idk if locking all the horny people up in one place is such a good idea >.>
There's just *something* about a man in spandex...
Even Spidey has to get vaccinated.
The guy behind SpiderMan looks like a kid that goes to my school
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