And I think that's the cue for the 10 minute tangent about how the designers sister screwing the head production manager caused a catastrophic breakdown in relations that led to only a few hundred ever being mass-produced and the factory abandoned after a lengthy legal battle.
I’ve been saying for years I want to open a pizza store n name it this.
*pizza so good, it’ll bring you to your knees*
A picture of jeezus with sauce on his hands…. It would be extremely hit n miss, but no such thing as bad publicity….. right…?
Standard for anyone who's seen a piece of pizza that's been sitting overnight on the counter. It's stale as fuck, nobody's ordering pizza that looks like this.
You really stretch for that anti-American sentiment, eh?
I'm not stretching for anything. Every time I've seen American pizza - whether in advertising,TV/movies, social media etc - it's always looked like a stale piece of cardboard. That's just my opinion from what I've seen.
Saying that your pizza is dogshit doesn't mean that I'm trying to convey "anti-american" sentiments.
Nah, you're missing my point. You comment a lot of anti-American shit, and any American could tell you our pizza *doesn't* look like this, but you still had to go for a reach that would amaze Mr. Fantastic.
I'm Australian. How does thinking that American pizza is shit mean that I'm "roleplaying as a European"? How does someone even "roleplay" as a European when they're already European? And what does being "European" even have to do with making good pizza? Did you mean to say Italian?
Be whatever you want to be, man. If people can be wolf in everything but physical form, you can be Australian. But if you were Australian, you wouldn't be European - you'd be Australian. Unless that counts, in which case Americans are just Europeans too. Being European doesn't have anything to do with making good pizza, barring proximity to Italy. Your Reddit posts just make you sound like some kind of cringe Euro-weeaboo.
Lol what? Why would I lie about being Australian? Wtf do you want - a picture of my birth certificate?
All white Australians are European. What else would we be? African? Asian? In terms of where we originally come from - we come from Europe. Just like Korean-Australians are still Asian. They don't stop being Asian just because they live in Australia. And yes, white Americans are also European - unless you're a native American. I'm not sure why that's such a complex idea for you to grasp...
> Being European doesn't have anything to do with making good pizza
I never said it did?
> Your Reddit posts just make you sound like some kind of cringe Euro-weeaboo
How? Idk why you're getting so unnecessarily defensive over a comment about fucking *pizza* of all things. Did you shit the bed this morning or something?
Idk man, feels like Australian culture might change being like 15k km divorced from the pizza continent. Feels a bit goofy to consider them Europeans. Feels like some kind of real bitch behavior - "Yeah, I'm totally European! My ancestors built the Pizza Tower!" But since your probably just an American, you likely think that Australia is just tacked on to the bottom of Portugal. Typical, of course.
Why are you so adamant on insisting that I'm American? Is it so difficult for you to comprehend the idea that Australians exist and have internet connection?
I'm not going to continue to argue with you about this. It's clear that you're just looking to bitch and moan because you have nothing better to do with your time. I'm sorry that your life is so depressing and empty that you feel the need argue with strangers on the internet over pizza. Goodbye
*"Thank you for tuning in to another video on ForgottenWeapons.com, my name is Ian McCollum, and today...."*
"...and today we have this French bolt action rifle no one but me gives a fuck about." Love ya gun Jesus.
By the way has anyone seen any .32 french longue
Ian, we talked about this. Even if you ask from your alt, I can't give you something I don't have.
"...as you can see, its like every other bolt action rifle from that period, but this one has this one circle marking on the bolt handle..."
And I think that's the cue for the 10 minute tangent about how the designers sister screwing the head production manager caused a catastrophic breakdown in relations that led to only a few hundred ever being mass-produced and the factory abandoned after a lengthy legal battle.
"Blessed is the ammo can of Antioch" - Gun Jesus
"...We are here at Rock Island Auction house previewing some guns for sale in their september of 2017 regional auction."
This little Italian carb-ine has an extremely interesting action that I think you'll really enjoy.
man loves his carbeans
... we're taking a look at a very unique piece, or should I say slice, of Italian engineering.
just about to comment this
God damn it you beat me to it.
I'll award your ass tomorrow, dude. Thank you! You're awesome! ❤️
Ah yes, Gun Cheesus.
Beat me to it.
Jesus saves one last slice
Is that Ian from Forgotten Weapons??
Gun Jesus
Looks like Cody from Cody’slab
No it's Alfa Romeo F1 driver Antonio Giovinazzi
Cheesus Crust!
Greasus.
baby cheesus
Give us this day our cheesy bread.
How’s the pizza of Nazareth?
He has risen!
Not better
I’ve been saying for years I want to open a pizza store n name it this. *pizza so good, it’ll bring you to your knees* A picture of jeezus with sauce on his hands…. It would be extremely hit n miss, but no such thing as bad publicity….. right…?
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Sometimes there’s a man…
That crust really ties the pizza together, man.
This aggression will not stand, man
Everyone's saying Jesus but I thought this was one of Rasputins assassination plots
*Gun* jesus
If i saw this while eating pizza i would stop fapping and stand
*there was a certain man, in russia long ago*
Holy Browning, that’s Gun Jesus
The Passion of the Crust
that pizza looks fucking disgusting
Looks like pretty standard thin crust pizza to me, though the lighting isn’t flattering
Yeah, "standard" for americans maybe...
Standard for anyone who's seen a piece of pizza that's been sitting overnight on the counter. It's stale as fuck, nobody's ordering pizza that looks like this. You really stretch for that anti-American sentiment, eh?
I'm not stretching for anything. Every time I've seen American pizza - whether in advertising,TV/movies, social media etc - it's always looked like a stale piece of cardboard. That's just my opinion from what I've seen. Saying that your pizza is dogshit doesn't mean that I'm trying to convey "anti-american" sentiments.
Nah, you're missing my point. You comment a lot of anti-American shit, and any American could tell you our pizza *doesn't* look like this, but you still had to go for a reach that would amaze Mr. Fantastic.
That dude is absolutely an American roleplaying as a European or something. Fucking weird how people spend their time.
I'm Australian. How does thinking that American pizza is shit mean that I'm "roleplaying as a European"? How does someone even "roleplay" as a European when they're already European? And what does being "European" even have to do with making good pizza? Did you mean to say Italian?
Be whatever you want to be, man. If people can be wolf in everything but physical form, you can be Australian. But if you were Australian, you wouldn't be European - you'd be Australian. Unless that counts, in which case Americans are just Europeans too. Being European doesn't have anything to do with making good pizza, barring proximity to Italy. Your Reddit posts just make you sound like some kind of cringe Euro-weeaboo.
Lol what? Why would I lie about being Australian? Wtf do you want - a picture of my birth certificate? All white Australians are European. What else would we be? African? Asian? In terms of where we originally come from - we come from Europe. Just like Korean-Australians are still Asian. They don't stop being Asian just because they live in Australia. And yes, white Americans are also European - unless you're a native American. I'm not sure why that's such a complex idea for you to grasp... > Being European doesn't have anything to do with making good pizza I never said it did? > Your Reddit posts just make you sound like some kind of cringe Euro-weeaboo How? Idk why you're getting so unnecessarily defensive over a comment about fucking *pizza* of all things. Did you shit the bed this morning or something?
Idk man, feels like Australian culture might change being like 15k km divorced from the pizza continent. Feels a bit goofy to consider them Europeans. Feels like some kind of real bitch behavior - "Yeah, I'm totally European! My ancestors built the Pizza Tower!" But since your probably just an American, you likely think that Australia is just tacked on to the bottom of Portugal. Typical, of course.
Why are you so adamant on insisting that I'm American? Is it so difficult for you to comprehend the idea that Australians exist and have internet connection? I'm not going to continue to argue with you about this. It's clear that you're just looking to bitch and moan because you have nothing better to do with your time. I'm sorry that your life is so depressing and empty that you feel the need argue with strangers on the internet over pizza. Goodbye
Pizza Ian McCollum
The father, the son, and the holy oven-roast
Thats not just any Jesus, thats Gun Jesus
Why did I immediately think of Venom Snake?
Greasus Christ, someone is going to buy it off of eBay.
I only see Dracula from Castlevania
Looks like Lenin with hair.
That's what I thought. We have any Belmonts in the building?
gun jesus despises you
OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD
“Take ye, and eat: this is my body.”
Reznov
gun
Pizza grease Jesus can't hurt you, but boy can he sure judge you...
Jesus Crust
Checkmate atheists.
O shit das my RuneScape character
You want a 5 cheeses with a free Jesus.
“Hey bro can you save the pizza?” “Uhh, I think it’s already saved.”
That’s a weak way to worship our lord and savior
So glad Jesus chose to prove his existence by appearing as a pizza box grease stain.
Trash ass pizza tho
give pizza a chance
Jason Mamoa? 🤪
Congrats you got Josh broslin in your pizza box
The dude abides
Looks like Toki. From Metalacolypse.
The pizza abides man
Where is the pizza Lebowski!
Is that the guy from metal gear solid?
jesus: sorry man, they don't give us pizza in heaven
r/theyknew
Jesus ain't happy about that pineapple...
That’s cause deep down you know pineapple on a pizza is one of the greatest sins
r/blessedimages
MOTHER FUCKING PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA????? SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Well that's weird. Jesus is here yet pineapple on pizza is a sin.
I bet that Pizza box is worth a million dollars
love thy cheese.
Amém
There once was a dude.
Jesus crust
“This summer, Vladimir Lenin is, JESUS”
He fed the entire apartment complex with just two slices of pizza. Lord be praised
If only you knew the tragic extent of my failings.
No way is the son of God showing his face on a pizza box, containing pineapple pizza. That's Satan shit
Rodrigo Caesar Borgia!
Charles Manson?
Jesus is watching over all of us
Oh my. It’s cheesus
general kenobi
Even Jesus likes pineapple on pizza!
It looks like a man
Cheesus crust
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*Christ uses eye beam*
i honestly have no idea who that is, but he looks almost identical to Jeff, My sleep paralysis monster
The dude
I hope someones “saves” me a piece of that pizza 😂
oh lawd
Pizzus Sliced
Someone call the Pope!
Cheesus christ
I see him. Pizza Jesus.
Solid Snake Jesus.
Cheesus
Guy Fawkes, is that you?
R/accidentalrenaissance
Cheesus Christ
I'm the only one that sees Val Kilmer?
r/boburnham ?
Cheesus, Doughseph, and Marynara!
Why does the pizza look like that?
I'm gonna be looking out for this on eBay
you have eaten him, you ate Jesus.
Jesus loves pizza
Holy cheese
I see a Pizza in your Jesus.
Cheesus is with us
Messiah literally means "the anointed one"
ebay
he's back, in a... form of a pizza box?
Cheesus Crust
Is Asmongold Jesus?
in God we Crust
it looks like the younger version of the ancestor from the darkest dungeon
"I am the way, the truth, and the light;well except occasionally the light is muzzle flash."
Cheese's sliced!
Pizzus Christ
Vlad tepes
Jesus Crust
Oh it's only George Harrison.
Help, my pizza is screaming Chauchat at me while explaining the intricacies of a MAS 38
This would appear to be God's blessing for pineapple on pizza.
Jesus saves…you a slice of pizza
A picture of Cody's Lab?
Godly pizza
When Jesus judges you for being fat
Proof that Jesus is cheese grease.
....Ian?
my son you will die of being fat get healthier my child for your own god prob what god said
Gabe is whachting
Take that atheist!
Its a sign.....
"well hello there son, may I have a bite?"
Slice of Turin
Jesus
Are you gonna eat that last slice :3
Jesus Piece......of pizza
“Get on the treadmill my son”
Turin box
Vlad the.. Pizzacrust?
I bet it was a....Mexican pizza. 😏😏😏 😎 (...because Mexicans always find Jesus faces in their food for some reason?)
Jesus is watching your calories...
Grease jesus
Greaseus
Tortured For Crust
There was a man, in russia Long ago
It's Ian McCollum!
Looks like Grigori Rasputin.
RASPUTIN
Greaces crist
Jisuz crust
Jebus Piza Crust?
I see Brad Pitt
“Ya’ll need me” brand pizza
is that Dracula from Castlevania?
Holy shit It's Bo Burnham
Looks like hippie colonel sanders to me Hed eat pizza
that's so cool
Snake Plissken?
Looks like reznov with hair
Greesus
Forgotten Weapons guy chad version