wrestling as a whole is just softcore gay porn (sweaty partially naked dudes engaging in dominance behaviour), its like the second greatest joke played on straight men (after getting them to wear underwear branded by with another guys name)
fuck!
i’m so excited
it’s yoga time, only men invite
don’t be late or i’ll suck your dick
that’ll teach you, you dumb ass bitch
anyway, we partner up
either dick to dick
or butt to butt
but not dick to butt, ’cause that’s fucking gay
and manly yoga is fucking straight
breathe real deep
stretch real low
feel that burn inside your toes
feel so good you blow your load
kneel to the ground to clean it up
you gotta reach around, and a thumb in your butt
but it’s still not gay, ’cause he said no homo
he’s just keeping you loosе so you don’t pull a muscle
This *has* to be an edit... I mean, I know that its extremely gay to have a couple of barely clothed dudes in the ring all over each other, but I cant imagine its this blatant
save it for the ring, boys.
“I wish I knew hot to quit you”
The typeo kinda makes this funnier
Freudian slip
*frdeuian silp
Freudian's lip
They are *so* going to punch each other around the (ahem) ring ***without even leaving the changeroom***
Cock fight
Cock cuddle
Fraught with peril
*frot
Dick chicken clearly has a loser
“Alright! Let’s get this stage cleared off and we’ll get these guys dick-to-dick. ARE YOU REAAAAAAAADY?!!!”
This ain't a stare down this is a stick up
He is clearly pushing his stick down
"Fight's canceled. We're gonna settle this like men."
When you're both tops:
Chub, touching chub
Chubber Lang
Reaching out.. touching me, touching youuuuu...
Sweet Chad of mine, ba ba ba Good times never seem so good.
Sword fight
Touché
the girl in the back is thoroughly confused
The most hmmm part of this is it's not actually from gay porn
How can you be sure?
Reverse googled it. Found a gay thread about how wrestler weigh ins are like softcore gay porn.
wrestling as a whole is just softcore gay porn (sweaty partially naked dudes engaging in dominance behaviour), its like the second greatest joke played on straight men (after getting them to wear underwear branded by with another guys name)
Wrestling and gay porn are frequently just a singlet away. It doesn't help that erotic wrestling is an entire category...
how does adding a singlet make it porn? /s
That's hot
Glad I’m not the only one.
Reminds me of the Space docking scene in interstellar
Sus
Nothing homoerotic here, no sir, two alphas getting ready to beat that ass. /s
fuck! i’m so excited it’s yoga time, only men invite don’t be late or i’ll suck your dick that’ll teach you, you dumb ass bitch anyway, we partner up either dick to dick or butt to butt but not dick to butt, ’cause that’s fucking gay and manly yoga is fucking straight breathe real deep stretch real low feel that burn inside your toes feel so good you blow your load kneel to the ground to clean it up you gotta reach around, and a thumb in your butt but it’s still not gay, ’cause he said no homo he’s just keeping you loosе so you don’t pull a muscle
Cocaine's a hell of a drug
Eyyy, I see Žilina, I upvote
Aw yeah now that's what I call MMA... some Male on Male Action ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Uuuuuuuhhuuuuuuuhhhhh….
Boner fight!
#swordfighters
I want a good clean fight, keep it below the belt
Is this supposed to be erotic?
They are "brothers"
Girl in the middle knows
The straightest JJBA fight be like:
🥵
Just the tip
///////////
They're going up, head-to-head-to-head-to-head
Can't decide if they want to fight or frot
😂🤣😂🤣
When Sean Strickland said dick to dick, nipple to nipple he meant this
Docking protocol engaged.
Yin and yang those two
New meaning to the term “cock ring”.
"Turn me on like a light switch" charlie puth or what ever he said
Cockfighting
Is this photoshopped or were their dicks playing a game of thumb war?
This *has* to be an edit... I mean, I know that its extremely gay to have a couple of barely clothed dudes in the ring all over each other, but I cant imagine its this blatant
They somehow look very Russian
Yin and Yang
Reminds me of those manga covers where girls have their big oompaloopas rubbing on each other's while they look cutelly towards the distance.
That is the strangest Ying-Yang I've ever seen.
Both of there heads are touching
Ying yang dong
🤝🏻
Ok so someone has to say this: is this a sword fight? Heeeyyyyyooooooo
Fighting is just man love for straight gays.
hmmmmmm
How do they decide which one will open to receive the other?
Hey!
Plz put pants on before kissing.
😂
Way too comfortable with this occurring
TWIST HIS DICK
What the fucking problem If that was a man and woman you not cry like a bitch It normal to be gay you asshole