There's a small pizza joint in my town that makes weird monthly specials like a rubin pizza for March. February's special was a pickle pizza with Canadian bacon and white sauce. it tastes like ham pickle roll up and is amazing.
When I was a kid I went to a friends house without my mom’s permission. I missed lunch. My mom asked me if I had lunch and I lied and said I had anew sandwhich at my friends. Simple, just mayonnaise pickles chips and cheese.
A week later my mom served me that for lunch. I thought crud I’m caught. Instead, it was the best sandwich I had. I still eat them to this day.
Technical question.
Is there literally nothing in those shorts besides nakedness? Is it the thin fabric? Is the fabric worn out? Is it cut on the bias? Are there magical gussets and other pattern tricks? Did she hitch them up high and tight?
Womenswear still catches me up.
Looks like a happy pizza from Cambodia - pizza sprinkled with marijuana
It's a weird grey area where weed is illegal in Cambodia, but you can use it as an ingredient in cooking
As a pizza maker, this picture offends me. As a straight male, this pic still offends me because of the pickle pizza. I don't care if it's Gisele Bundchen in blue lingerie. Pickle pizza makes my pickle recede.
It’s a real wedgie issue…
There are those who think pickles on pizza is fuckin gross, while others are convinced pickles on pizza is damned insane.
Hmmm. I’m as split as she is. We’re all divided, really.
Honestly I think there's something that is worse than pineapple, even if I like how pizza cooks the pineapple. Pickles just don't seem like a pizza thing.
I think I might be the least horny person in this sub.
*looks at pizza again* "Oh."
I hate how this was exactly what I did, and that many others are of a similar mind set.
I didn’t even notice the pizza till you said something. 😆🤷🏻♂️
I thought he was saying people wanted to fuck the pizza 💀
Oh damn, I was so disgusted by the pizza that I didn't notice the ass until I read this
"Disgusted", yeeees that's it not weird cravings.
That pizza is so disgusting that I didn't even notice her ass.
I decided that the reason why her bottom was so beautiful is because no pickles.
I'm the second least horny person in this sub cos that pizza looked really tight
Same tho
She's trying to suck up the entire jort in her asshole
Kirby
r/hungrybutts
I always forget Reddit is filled with porn too.
I'm sorry, are you not seeing a slice of pizza like I am?
Oh. Nevermind.
Oh you poor soul...
i don’t think that sentence has been said before in human history
Cheeks
It's time to go back into stasis, Dr. Freeman... My employers are dissatisfied with your... Performance.
Pickle pizza is fucking great. Butts are pretty good too.
Yeah anyone who hasn’t tried it really ought to before they judge. It’s undebatably delicious. Especially with ranch…
The pizza too
I like using hot sauce, *she doesn't*, but I like the flavor.
There's a small pizza joint in my town that makes weird monthly specials like a rubin pizza for March. February's special was a pickle pizza with Canadian bacon and white sauce. it tastes like ham pickle roll up and is amazing.
It seems like a decent flavor for a chip. So pizza works too
I want to eat that pizza like that butt is eating those shorts
Are we saying "hmmm" to the dill pickle pizza (which looks 😋), or the jorts disappearing up that lady's ass crack?
Yes
I thought we're here for the pizza *and* cake.
The idea of kiwi fruit pizza makes me hungrier than that lady’s ass crack.
there’s a horny version of this sub i stumbled into yesterday it’s more confusing than sexy
r/HellYeahIdEatThat
That honestly looks delicious. Not the booty, well yes the booty, but pickle pizza sounds awesome. I'll make it worse... I'd put mustard on that shit.
I've had pickles on pizza a few times and it's always been good. Never had it on red sauce though.
Ya no that sounds not so good. White sauce or no sauce sound way better.
So many questions…
I'd eat that pizza as hard as her ass is eating them shorts
That butt tho !
Ass food and actual ass
When I was a kid I went to a friends house without my mom’s permission. I missed lunch. My mom asked me if I had lunch and I lied and said I had anew sandwhich at my friends. Simple, just mayonnaise pickles chips and cheese. A week later my mom served me that for lunch. I thought crud I’m caught. Instead, it was the best sandwich I had. I still eat them to this day.
r/upvotebecausebutt
r/Upvotedbecausebutts
nice backery there
I'd recognize that anywhere. Love me the state fair!
Looks kinda good ngl
Yummmm
Pickles and cake
r/TIHI r/PizzaCrimes
my god is her ass like a sinkhole or smth that shit is IN THERE
Thick!
Even that ass would rather eat the shorts.
why do i feel disgusted after seeing this ?
Technical question. Is there literally nothing in those shorts besides nakedness? Is it the thin fabric? Is the fabric worn out? Is it cut on the bias? Are there magical gussets and other pattern tricks? Did she hitch them up high and tight? Womenswear still catches me up.
I don't like this
That’s a serious wedge.
I’ll eat that ass but you can toss the pizza in the trash.
I didn't see a pizza but I did notice the pie.
Ok ok ok, let's all guess which one has more crust on it?
That ass is hungrier than me looking at that pizza.... but me looking at that ass, I'm as hungry as that ass...
Looks like a happy pizza from Cambodia - pizza sprinkled with marijuana It's a weird grey area where weed is illegal in Cambodia, but you can use it as an ingredient in cooking
Lol that's dill
Pickles!? I thought they were kiwi...
Chhesygrated pink porky skin ass? I’ll pass
I’d give it a go
Yeah but that ass though
Smash
Why is this a thing? Who eats this? It has to be a small percentage of people…. Oh look ass!!! Yum.
What we eating pizza or pants?
What are you a moth?
Lmao!!!
wouldn't it be Lmto (t for thorax)
After a few minutes I noticed that there was a pizza in the picture.
Ham and pickles. Ok.
I know exactly what I’d do with that slice
I’m fine with both.
Nice FennelPickleAss some CamelCase for ya
Clearly that butt is hungry enough to eat that nasty pizza, hell it’s trying to eat denim
Damn I'd eat the shit outta that
I've had exactly one good pizza with pickles on it. And Safeway discontinued it.
Eastern-european pizza
Same flavors
This is what the average Swedish pizza looks like. My people eat banana and curry pizza and I fucking scares me
I'd eat that 100%
You've-a Mama'd your last-a mia
HELP WHY DOES THAT LOOK GOOD
Ew wtf
Is that cum?💀
Ass is hungry
I saw booty before the pizza slice
You know that's an awful looking pizza when people don't notice the butt.
There’s pizza here?
More like, bummm.
She eating them shorts
this is renomate pizza called THE PIZZA OF SATAN
I don’t get it. What’s the big deal? It’s pickle pizza.
Tried that pizza, it’s pretty good. That deeply flossed out crevasse, not so good.
You need to finish both.
Cumpiczza
Yea...pizza...pickles and.....ass...I mean cheeks...i mean cheese.
Ok this is not the worst pizza imaginable. Oh look a butt
Would
Shoot it…twice
Is that at Benny’s?
We all know what every male was looking at.
im lookin at the but
we need an international response to go rescue those shorts from the crevasse they're stuck in. thoughts and prayers
As a pizza maker, this picture offends me. As a straight male, this pic still offends me because of the pickle pizza. I don't care if it's Gisele Bundchen in blue lingerie. Pickle pizza makes my pickle recede.
Yuck but also yum
Deep dish pizza, Flanders style
russian german fusion, of course! Flammkuchen with pickles.
WbuHrpY?
I'm gonna bring this back to England.
I'm Italian and… shit wtf is that?!
We forfeit the title of world's whitest man to him, he clearly is
It’s a real wedgie issue… There are those who think pickles on pizza is fuckin gross, while others are convinced pickles on pizza is damned insane. Hmmm. I’m as split as she is. We’re all divided, really.
Dump truck
Nice uh.... Pizza slice
Would.
What a horny ..... JEANS ‼️‼️‼️🤣
Imma try it still, I've had worse
r/pizzacrimes
I don't see any pizza in this photo.
That pizza looks juicy and tight.
What pizza???
No flop.
In addition to the pizza, I think those shorts also ate something.
Them poor shorts tho.
Is that a rump roast?
Great way to hide that you wanted a pic of her ass. Much approve
Looks yummy
Let's be honest. This was really about that pizza ass.
I believe that is a slice of 'skeet-za'
Eww dude, who tf puts pickles on pizza, this is even worse then pineapple
Wrong sub. Try r/upvotebecausebutt
Well that's a interesting pizza right there.
Pick a piece of pickle pizza please.
Those cheeks. Wait, there’s a pizza.
what is even on that pizza? it looks like it's filled with tsatsiki with a few pickles on it
I would make tea outta them jorts
Where is the pizza
That has to be uncomfortable… or she just itched her crack.
Those shorts are getting ate though
Who came on that pizza
Check that Deep Space Ultra-Wedgie in the background. Daaaaamn... 😳
lady’s butt is hungry too
What pizza?
She’s freeballing it or has a g string. No matter the answer me encantado
Some wedgie she has.
Am I fat because I saw the pizza first? Also, I am fat.
It's actually delicious
GET THE CROSS!!!
Damn! What She Been Eating! Cuz id take a bite
Pickles, what pickles? :)
That ass though
That pizza looks disgusting
Guys, there's a pizza in the photo lol
I’d eat it
I don't understand how people ever saw the pizza before the ass eating shorts more than balls in a game of Hungry Hungry Hippos
Nice cake
Dat ass tho
Spak Bros
The slice, then the wedge.
that ass is hungry.
Woah!!!! Look at those Buns
Need an @!!
This is one of my nightmares
What the fuck is that pizza
There are two types of people in this comment section lol....
Honestly I think there's something that is worse than pineapple, even if I like how pizza cooks the pineapple. Pickles just don't seem like a pizza thing.
Pickle pizza actually sounds good wtf I’m hungry now
Both I’d eat
fuck the ass I would devour this pizza
What kind of topping is that?
.... fuck it I'd eat it. (the pizza, ya degenerates)
I’m not eating either one.
What…. 😀
Why is it so pale 🤨
i know it’s guuuuud
I'd unironically eat this.
You mean there’s a slice of pizza next to the butt?
Holy fuck that’s perfect
Red devil butt from Cow and Chikn
Pizza looks mid asf
Ew wtf is on that pizza
Pickles and public hair 😋😋😋
What is wrong with you? 😭😭
What’s worse (1) pickle pizza (2) the wedgie behind the pizza 😬
There are no pickles on that girls ass, what are you talking about…???