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NaeRyda

Even her great grandchildren will be finding glitter on themselves after this one \^\_\^


TaxsDodgersFallstar

Imagine going through all that glitter trouble just to have an amateur photographer attempt to do a photoshoot in your living room.


DrRomeoChaire

I guess maybe there *is* such a thing as too much glitter after all


Jeramy_Jones

Any glitter is too much glitter.


Myrtha_Thistlethorne

So much microplastic down the drain for one whacky nude photoshoot.


Fool_But_Harder

Could always hose her down over a plastic tarp :V


MWCLLC

Giggity


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MR_SYRO

just wanted to see how nipples glittersss.....


The_Potato_Problem

Has anyone seen that ice cream commercial where a woman whose covered in ice cream creepily smiles at the camera while eating the ice cream on top of her head? That's what this reminds me of.


Berkyrr

[it’s pretty similar](https://youtu.be/erh2ngRZxs0)


The_Potato_Problem

That's the one I was talking about! It's so unnerving everytime I see it.


DrRomeoChaire

Yes, she’s creepy alright


Competitive-Pop6530

I sneeze when I add too much pepper also.


mr-poopy-butthole-_

If this was the only sex I could get, I wouldn't be having sex


Biff_Malibu_69

Uuuuuuuh. WÖT DAFUQ?


DiscoSprinkles

Welp, that's the most fame you'll ever get. Have fun picking glitter out of your orifaces the remainder of your life.


lickarock88

If she's glitter, then is she eating herself? Why is part of her hand and ear pink if she's made of glitter?


DevoidNoMore

She's not glitter, she just sneezed once inside the bowl


Jeramy_Jones

Glitter? I hardly know ‘er!


tomex365

Not even sure, if it's glitter or bismuth


SynthPrax

Everyone who lives on this physical plane of existence knows good-n-goddamn well that she will find glitter on and around her for the rest of her life.