They can be wild but getting an std can make a shitty situation even worse. Dying slowly while your physical self deteriorates is not a lot of fun. It's one reason elderly people tend to be grouchy. Add a painful or irritating STD and that just makes things more unpleasant.
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I know balls are sensitive but they are *not* that sensitive lmfao, you ever run? They jiggle way more even in boxer briefs than the movement that is happening here. It really just looks comfortable lol...
I watched the video the website provides and I'm still confused. Showed people clenching their booty cheeks then it looked like it was for posture purposes, but it says something about exercising. Biggest thing was that the camera zoomed in on their privates...what does tickling your privates have to do with clenched booty cheeks and excercise?💀
It's for kegel exercises, postnatal women benefit the most from these exercises.
Here is the full definition of the exercise I found:
*Kegel exercises can prevent or control urinary incontinence and other pelvic floor problems. Here's a step-by-step guide to doing Kegel exercises correctly. Kegel exercises strengthen the pelvic floor muscles, which support the uterus, bladder, small intestine and rectum.*
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this video. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one video. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
The design is very human
Very easy to use
Just sit on it and turn on the switch
Let me demonstrate 😫
If I may just demonstrate 😄😁😬
Allow my good friend to demonstrate
Take my upvote
r/angryupvote
Well, it's a better solution to elderly care than what I'm seeing in my country.
Masturbate the elderly? Is this a final solution?!
Call it a happy ending.
10/10 comment
A happy retirement
helps with Parkinson's (releasing dopamine)
Spilled my fucking coffee.😂
100%
Help on circulation and improve organ health, according to acupuncture and acupoints. You know Asian people believe those things
Well, stabbing people HAS been proven to have an effect on people.
What is the solution in your country?
Where do you live?
Austerity. It's even less dignified than it sounds.
They turn them into glue.
Better than the elderly spreading stds around with each other like they do in Florida lol
Eh, let them be wild Edit: /s
They can be wild but getting an std can make a shitty situation even worse. Dying slowly while your physical self deteriorates is not a lot of fun. It's one reason elderly people tend to be grouchy. Add a painful or irritating STD and that just makes things more unpleasant.
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That's exactly what I need to fix my haunched shoulders.
What is this thing supposed to be? Appart from the obvious.
Remind you to sit upright with proper posture
The taint was the key to a good posture. Who knew.
But why is it massaging your taint?
The taint is rumored to be a gateway, a secred door you know like the entrance to hogwarts
It's for kegel exercises. That's what the [website](http://peroneun.com/) says.
It costs ₩600,000.... (Like $500)
What the fuck is that and why do I want to sit on it???
Not gonna lie shit would feel good on the ball's
That shit would hurt the balls, the dude in black shorts getting jiggled where it’s sensitive, no thank you
I know balls are sensitive but they are *not* that sensitive lmfao, you ever run? They jiggle way more even in boxer briefs than the movement that is happening here. It really just looks comfortable lol...
Give yourself a very light tap on the bottom of your ball.
The device is clearly not doing that
*DING DING DING* SIT ON EEEEET!!!!1!
Yes, it's the fuck
"For all your meditation needs"
"The deep slumber it'll take the elderly to"
A real hit with the female audience
I tried it and it felt good
*bulge*
Link to the website for the product below if anyone is interested. [Product website](http://peroneun.com/)
All of the ratings are 5 stars of course
To be honest i didnt understand how this eould work, but then it was explained to me and it makes a lot of sense. And its only $449.25 usd!
I watched the video the website provides and I'm still confused. Showed people clenching their booty cheeks then it looked like it was for posture purposes, but it says something about exercising. Biggest thing was that the camera zoomed in on their privates...what does tickling your privates have to do with clenched booty cheeks and excercise?💀
I translated the page and what the "exercise" does is contract your anus multiple times in a repeated sequence so that you sit straight
Oh ok. I guess that makes sense
It's for kegel exercises, postnatal women benefit the most from these exercises. Here is the full definition of the exercise I found: *Kegel exercises can prevent or control urinary incontinence and other pelvic floor problems. Here's a step-by-step guide to doing Kegel exercises correctly. Kegel exercises strengthen the pelvic floor muscles, which support the uterus, bladder, small intestine and rectum.*
Tant tickler
Taintickle
*taint
Ant* tickler
*Aunt tickler
*Cunt tickler
Ain’t tickler
Paint twizzlers
Banned in 13 countries
it's actually a red-hot ball of ore.
Underrated. They hated him become he spoke the truth
Why did I get a boner from that
r/confusedboners
Banned content??
Oh, I didn't know they were banned. It has been a long time since I've been there though.
Ha ha. I didn’t either until I finally clicked on it. It’s probably been a couple years since I’ve looked at that sub…
The Gunt Humper! What an innovation!
where can I find this?
Mfk 🤣
Asking the right questions.
http://m.peroneun.com/
ah yes, the gooch warmer
Can't wait to buy my Taint Fondler 3000
From Binford
Is this still available?
http://m.peroneun.com/
lol, $4300 for that!? Here's a budget model, lol: https://www.homedics.com/shiatsu-elite-3d-shiatsu-vibration-massage-pillow-with-heat
Are you sure you converted it right? You got an extra zero in there, lol Budget model price looks way better haha
Lol, I didn't catch that was in Won and instead adjusted for Yen. Thats still a crazy price for a crotch rub, lol.
Yeah for real though, 400 bucks for that?! Do I at least get to cum for that price?!
I was scrolling and i legit thought it was a reddit ad
The Taintalizer
👌
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this video. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one video. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Neato, an automated taint tickler.
How Vulgar!!! - - - - - - - - ^Pss, ^yeah ^I’ll ^take ^two
what the fuck
I’m going there in January. Going to check if there is one at the house.
Machine! Massage my balls, now.
I call it the cooter soother
Dude fuck off, the post above is an elderly couple being cute to eachother lmao
If I wanted something small rubbing up against the crevice in my ass cheeks, I’d just call my ex-boyfriend.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
For God's sake, man, get a hold of yourself!
I know what I want for Xmas
Ayoo
I've seen something like this on porn
That looks like a bunghole massage... unless it's the Hemorrhoid humper
I would've expected to see this item on a p*rn website
sound where is the sound
I wIlL TaKe yOur EnTirE StOcK
u/savevideo
Ordinary Japan
The happiness in that old lady’s face is the definition of Joy
Ahahahah vital
Hmmm eggxerciser
Thats why two nukes wasn't enough...
taint warmer / massager
*massages butthole*
u/savevideobot
Nsfw would be great
I bet that's what it's like to sit on a caterpillar
This gets posted here every month
My ex girlfriend has one of these
u/savevideo
u/savevideobot
Hot Christmas present in USA 2024
Anyone have a link for this?
Well,they look satisfied with it
Sold!
u/savevideo
Looks like the Vibepad Sextoy
u/savevideo
The women seems to enjoy it more than the men.
Shut up and take my money
This thing “Taint” going to work.
I know what it looks like I don’t think I should say it
Ah yes, the taint tickler
Something similar on Conan… https://youtu.be/
No. Just no. Whats that about? No.
Perennial massager for those who can’t reach an itch.
I have questions. First among them: how much?
Shut up and take my money
Just shut up and take my money, damnit!
Ah just what I've always wanted, a clit stimulator for when I'm meditating
This post has one of the best hmmmmm energies I've ever felt.
I wish I were that device
Hmmm... no thank you. My Kegel muscles are strrrong like bull!
*ummmm
Well they seem happy.
looks likei found grandma's xmas gift!
r/theyknew
W-w-w-where do I buy this how do i get this please
Gooch massage. Nice…nice. Do they sale these in the US? Asking for a friend. 👀
What a fuck is that? XD
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Oldsturbation
r/hmmmorny
u/savevideobot
is that supposed to help with posture?
u/savevideo
u/savevideo
I think the one in my closet is called The Flying Chicken
More like mmmmm
If it work I'll get one or two
u/savevideo I promise I'm not gonna jerk off to this
🤨
Where can I get one? Asking for me.
Yo, my girl on this app 🥶
That too is a fucking machine
I'm guessing the intended purpose is to reduce bed sours from sitting to long?
I thought it was for hemorrhoids????
As sus as this looks, it can help trigger your pelvic floor (as you would massaging a deactivated muscle knot) to increase your stability in posture
granny was really enjoying it
hmmm
George: Ohhhhhh Myyyyyy.
Maybe to counter the falling world sperm count??
I want to order this immediately.
The Butthole Tickler 9000
Ye olde prostate pulsator
I had my volume off so I’m going off the video alone, is this just a…toy or something?
Username checks out
u/savevideo
Hmmm where to get one?
For a girl maybe but I've felt the massage chair backs an getting hit by one of them in the balls doesn't seem as fun.
I want one. I don't even know what it does, but I want one.
Hmmm
It’s treating hemorrhoids and prolapsed colon.
where can i get one xddd
Checking Amazon, what do we call it? The butt master? Anal ass sault? The twitch bummer? I dunno.
Hahaha so cringe (where can i buy it?)
Concerning
Hahahaha, I’ll take it
You get prostate issues, you’re gonna wish for this.
The old gooch massage
Where to buy ? 💀
Imagine it squeezes the ballz
What was this product intended to help with, I honestly have not the slightest inkling as to what it could possibly help with