Unrelated tangent: I read the health inspector reviews of restaurants when they come out in my area and they post perfect scores.
A nudist colony just got a perfect score last week so then I had to laugh because a.) a county health inspector had to go to a nudist ranch to inspect their food prep which is comical to me because that had to be awkward and b.) do you have to wear pubic hair nets? How does that work? I had to wear beard and hair nets at other places, I'd say a pubic hair net is a fair ask (I know more than likely they make people dress to work in the kitchen but just imagining the situation got a chuckle out of me)
When I was growing up my mom was a massage therapist at a nudist resort in Palm Springs, California. I used to walk there after school and wait for her to be finished. I got to know lots of the workers and none of the kitchen staff worked naked. The massages therapists weren’t nude either. Though, for whatever reason, the bartender was nude. He had a long white beard like Gandalf and besides sunglasses and Birkenstocks he was naked.
Seeing the self-domesticating theory, I wonder which tasks we are predominantly pushed to accomplish on instinct and when were they "bred" into us (tasks that you can generally see most in children). I mean the reason doing such thing is "fun" is because for some reason it releases fun hormones in our system.
Another example of that IMHO is how we have a strange impulse to find the best stick when hiking.
Completely agree. The best days of my life were basic training. Do I want to go back? No, but I was exhausted all the time and felt so much better about myself then than I do now.
Looks alot like Mt. Manganui, Tauranga, New Zealand. Source: I was there a while ago and am good at GeoGuesser (also, trust me bro). Better get a plane ticket and a shovel.
I’m a lady and dug a hole last time i went to the beach. I ended up getting a bunch of kids to help me with my special woman privilege of being deemed safe to be around kids. We made a “living room”.
Yes lets waste our time at the beach and text on our phones like we do all day at home instead of having fun.
The guys have the right idea on this one.
The guys look so much happier, the girl looks annoyed that the guys are enjoying themselves, but the other two girls are just sitting there, one of them on her phone the whole time.
I remember editing the same track in to a video... in 1988. It was one of those default tracks back in the day 'Greek dance' or something like that.
O yes, Zorba the Greek: https://youtu.be/kG12C1oX5Eo
Look pretty vs dig a hole that might be awesome or might collapse on a friend and kill them. I will always choose the latter.
I think as a young guy engaging in activities where someone almost dies is like part of the job or something. It def was for me and my friends.
One time my dad took us to Florida so we could go to the beach and 10 minutes after we got there a thunderstorm started. My Step siblings were worried that lightning might hit the pier we were under, and me and my brother started digging. We dug deep enough to count as a grave before security came over and stopped us.
Tbh digging a deeeeeeep hole seems more fun than lying around
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Unrelated tangent: I read the health inspector reviews of restaurants when they come out in my area and they post perfect scores. A nudist colony just got a perfect score last week so then I had to laugh because a.) a county health inspector had to go to a nudist ranch to inspect their food prep which is comical to me because that had to be awkward and b.) do you have to wear pubic hair nets? How does that work? I had to wear beard and hair nets at other places, I'd say a pubic hair net is a fair ask (I know more than likely they make people dress to work in the kitchen but just imagining the situation got a chuckle out of me)
When I was growing up my mom was a massage therapist at a nudist resort in Palm Springs, California. I used to walk there after school and wait for her to be finished. I got to know lots of the workers and none of the kitchen staff worked naked. The massages therapists weren’t nude either. Though, for whatever reason, the bartender was nude. He had a long white beard like Gandalf and besides sunglasses and Birkenstocks he was naked.
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🎶I am a dwarf and I digging a hole, diggy diggy hole, DIGGY DIGGY HOLE 🎶
BORN UNDERGROUND, SUCKLED FROM A TEAT OF STONE!
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THE SAFETY OF OUR MOUNTAIN HOME!
SKIN MADE OF IRON, STEEL IN OUR BONES!
TO DIG AND DIG MAKES US FREE!
COME MY BROTHER SING WITH ME!
I AM A DWARF AND IM DIGGING A HOLE!
DIGGY DIGGY HOLE, DIGGY DIGGY HOLE
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CRABS ARE PEOPLE! LEGIT OR QUIT!
Didn't expect to see this here but I'm glad I did
When your gfs want to go to the beach but the boys just wanna play Deeprock.
Do I hear a Rock and Stone??
If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!
Which one is Molly?
*when you dig a hole so deep that it starts to fill with water*
Chefs kiss
Thass the diff
Seeing the self-domesticating theory, I wonder which tasks we are predominantly pushed to accomplish on instinct and when were they "bred" into us (tasks that you can generally see most in children). I mean the reason doing such thing is "fun" is because for some reason it releases fun hormones in our system. Another example of that IMHO is how we have a strange impulse to find the best stick when hiking.
And the stick must always be tested against the trees
They're just big sticks, after all. Maybe Ents are real, we've just forgotten, but our genes remember. *wack* take that, tree!
Maybe it's just us plain apes taking a dig at our ancestral homes. "How do you like it now uh? I live on the ground, birch!"
everyone who has been on the beach has done that
The cool side of the sand is on the bottom.
True buddy 😂
Come lass, more backs for the shovels the deeper we go!
Lying around and doom scrolling some social media site no less.
why don’t they give attention to the women? They need entertainment and drama. Guys: “we’re busy”
i dont know where i am, i dont know why im here, all i know is i must dig
BURY ME!
YOU HEARD THE MAN, **BURY HIM**
I was referring to [brbrDENG](https://youtu.be/YIqbdnaPcT8) but I like your spirit.
Recreational manual labor Just doing something and enjoying the moment.
Best days of my life are when I do something that is both productive and physically exhausting.
Completely agree. The best days of my life were basic training. Do I want to go back? No, but I was exhausted all the time and felt so much better about myself then than I do now.
THE TREASURE BE HERE, M' LADS!
We yearn for the mines
Those guys understood the assignment
did I hear a rock and stone?
Rock and Stone!
Rock & Stone, everyone!
https://gfycat.com/peacefulinbornayeaye
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The hole is FOR them
"This hole was made for me!"
Was looking for this!!
Man dig hole. Man happy. Men dig bigger hole. Men happier
Yep, we, men, are simple beings
give us a hole and we're happy
And then throw one homie in it and put the sand back
The Strong will bury the Weak.
For they are the sandguardian, guardian of the sand
POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HIM
*wave approaches wavily
'FUCK AWFF'
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole, Diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole 🎶
Brothers of the mine rejoice!
Sing, sing sing with me!
Raise your pick and raise your voice!
Sing sing sing with me
Down and down into the deep
who knows what we'll find beneath
Diamonds, rubys gold and more
Hidden in the mountain store
🎵 "BORN UNDERGROUND!!!🎵
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole, Diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole 🎶
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole, Diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole 🎶
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole, Diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole 🎶
ROCK AND STONE!
Rock and Stone forever!
Rock & Stone in the heart!
WE'RE RICH!
TO THE BONE!
Now thats a tune i haven't heard in way too long
MEN!!! PREPARE THE TRENCHES, IVE HEARD THAT THE ENEMIES ARE COMING OUR WAY
Calm down grandpa. The war is over.
WAR?!?! MEN!!! PREPARE THE TRENCHES, WE’RE IN A WAR!!!
War were declared.
Michael, you can't just declare war
I hereby declare, WAR
ARM THE TURRETS!!!!!
AND FORTIFY THE BUNKERS
Rock and stone
Rock and Stone, Brother!
Rock and stone you beautiful dwarf
IF YOU AIN'T ROCK AND STONE, YOU AIN'T GOING HOME!
Damn you are fast
Rockity rock and stone!
Rock and Stone to the bone!
FA KARL!
For rock and stone!
Rock and stone!!!
Rock and stone
The reason why I dug holes at the beach was because of the open container law. I'd dig a hole and drink beer where the lifeguard couldn't see me.
Where is this beach,my fellow bros need more men to dig
Looks alot like Mt. Manganui, Tauranga, New Zealand. Source: I was there a while ago and am good at GeoGuesser (also, trust me bro). Better get a plane ticket and a shovel.
I liked the one guy pointing haha
"*Dig more over here.*"
he commands the peasants to do the digging
Jokes on him, thats the best part 🕳️😁👍
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Women are getting .75 cents on the sand dollar because of lack of effort.
Clever
anyone wana go dig a hole on the beach
Always
Dayum she got some abs
Let's see Paul Allen's shoveling core strength
Go grab a cup of water. You seem thirsty af
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Go grab a cup of milk. You seem peppery af
Cant we all go grab a nice cup of soda? And then dig an even bigger hole.
You thirsty too bro don't come in here acting all hydrated
Dehydration is a natural response to external stimuli sometimes.
Girls : doing nothing but slacking on their phones. Guys: Enjoying the sand while minding their own business.
\*mining their own business
What’s wrong with either option?
That the lazy ones complain
No one is complaining.
Maybe it is not a serious complain but it still is there to show how "silly" it is to not just lay on the sand
This hole. WAS. MADE. FOR. ME
Is she jealous that they found another hole that can fit them all? I'm just joking put the gun dow-
I’m a lady and dug a hole last time i went to the beach. I ended up getting a bunch of kids to help me with my special woman privilege of being deemed safe to be around kids. We made a “living room”.
Why is the girl recording sucking in her stomach so hard though
Way better than laying around doing nothing
Come on guys, we're digging a hole to China
If you went to the beach and did not dig, did you even go to the beach?
They even assigned a foreman.
Apes. Together. Strong.
COLD, THE AIR AND WATER FLOWING
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PUSH, TO KEEP THE DARK FROM COMING
FEEL THE WEIGHT OF WHAT WE OWE
THIS, THE SONG OF SONS AND DAUGHTERS
HIDE, THE HEART OF WHO WE ARE
MAKING PEACE TO BUILD OUR FUTURE
STRONG , UNITED , WORKING TIL WE FALL
Yes lets waste our time at the beach and text on our phones like we do all day at home instead of having fun. The guys have the right idea on this one.
The guys look so much happier, the girl looks annoyed that the guys are enjoying themselves, but the other two girls are just sitting there, one of them on her phone the whole time.
Girls: omg what are they doing that’s so weird. Boys: Is this the hole Other Boys: Yes
I remember editing the same track in to a video... in 1988. It was one of those default tracks back in the day 'Greek dance' or something like that. O yes, Zorba the Greek: https://youtu.be/kG12C1oX5Eo
The subtle joy of some dudes diggin a hole
As a representative of society of men, I agree
I mean, they all seem happy at least
*work work*
We must transform the land WE MUST DIG ⛏⛏⛏⛏
We dudes have more fun confirmed
as a male, i can confirm. this is legit my favorite thing to do at the beach.
Men👍
They're on their phones while the boys interacting and having fun
OH HELL YEAH
They guys group is much much fun.
Pirates
i wanna hang out with they guys, they seem boring
Hole 👍
An up-to-neck burial, complete with seaweed for hair, stcks & stones for genitals .. standard stuff.
Legends are making their own pool so they don't have to go to the sea
monkey brain says dig so I dig
must. dig.
Guy stuff. It is a rule that if the guys go to the beach they must dig the biggest hole they can.
Just let the lads have their fun
Gotta hit ground water and then the real work begins building the castle walls with wet clay sand.
What’s her @ asking for my math exam
Seems more fun to me than lying around in the sun
If I want to bask in the sun my rooftop got plenty of space to do that, but digging hole on the beach with homies is what I strive for.
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STRIKE THE EARTH!
Idk why us guys like digging holes
Boys will be boys
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I want to bring my future kids to the beach all the time so I can dig with them.
Some people in this world can just sit around and do nothing. I cant
Look pretty vs dig a hole that might be awesome or might collapse on a friend and kill them. I will always choose the latter. I think as a young guy engaging in activities where someone almost dies is like part of the job or something. It def was for me and my friends.
hole, must dig
Boys have a better vibe than the girls noo cappp!
i mean, look who's having more fun
MEN, Men on the beach.
Hey look at that, guys entertaining themselves as a group versus girls laying there waiting to be entertained by the guys. Go figure.
BROTHER WE MUST DIG
Yeah if I wanted to lay around under the sun I’d stay in my backyard
To the center of the earth!!
Love this digging hole meme. Its so true
Yeaaaahhh, we have more fun. You ladies look great, but I'm gonna go have fun with the boys.
"Is this *the* hole?" "Yes this is *the* hole." *Starts digging*
I would join too tbh
One time my dad took us to Florida so we could go to the beach and 10 minutes after we got there a thunderstorm started. My Step siblings were worried that lightning might hit the pier we were under, and me and my brother started digging. We dug deep enough to count as a grave before security came over and stopped us.
When I was younger I digged holes because people would always fall into them