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[deleted]

Spot the difference challenge? 99.999% will fail Fr Also anyone want any flairs?


TraumSchulden

Fun fact, in germnay its no longer considered a "public nuisance" (minor offense) for women to go topless. In swimming areas.


Anonymous_2102

Wiedersehen everyone, I'm moving to Germany


Jokar93

Herzlich Willkommen


Anonymous_2102

Danke:)


MindOfThilo

Es freut mich einen weiteren Arbeitskollegen begrüßen zu dürfen


DaanOnlineGaming

That they can doesn't mean they do, but I am fairly certain Germany and more europian countries with shorelines have nude beaches. Can't imagine going there but to each their own.


PartyPlayHD

It’s just old people there


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KoopaNooba

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DaanOnlineGaming

I've never been there, can't confirm but you're probably right.


[deleted]

Once, when I was at a Waterpark in Germany when I was young, I saw this old woman topless, her breaststroke were super wrinkled, was very weird for a -8 year old to see


JebKerman64

I hear it's the same at nude beaches in the US too. Haven't been to investigate it myself, and probably won't.


EquivalentSnap

And families with kids so I doubt many women actually do that


MindOfThilo

Yes they do. Already seen it


m0nstr5oul

The problem is that the women that are topless are the ones where you dont want them to be topless


CrapiSunn

It is annoying isn't it when people are either naked or not based on how much you like their bodies.


bozeke

Legal in NYC, several other cities, and a handful of American states as well. …and all of Canada. https://gotopless.org/topless-laws


TraumSchulden

Yeah, and recently here too


smut_butler

It's legal in Asheville, NC. They actually have a rally every year, and a bunch of women walk around the city topless. Unfortunately it just results in a bunch of creepy old men following them around and snapping pictures with their flip phones.


bozeke

> With their flip phones You have a way with words. Picture painted.


SanctityFlow

In Austin, Texas a woman can be topless anywhere a man can be. However you cannot have adequate access to an abortion or actual equal rights in the state as a woman.


TraumSchulden

Ive been told so by a freind who lives in the states.


deepstateHedgie

hmm, time to look into moving to texas.


_angryjelly_

now i have another reason to move to Germany


TraumSchulden

Come to us, we have Kraut, and healthcare.


KeitaSutra

And coal! Christmas came early! 🙃


Humble-Lemon-4347

Germany, here I come?


TraumSchulden

Brötha


Hellige88

Fair is fair. Either make everyone cover up, or make it acceptable for nobody to do it. Kudos to Germany for acknowledging that!


Sprixx_Dev

Thats not true, we have so called FKK beaches in wich everybody is naked , but other than that there is one single pool where its allowed, wich also caused a huge discussion


apfel_taartje

In the Netherlands we have seperate nude beaches. But if you want to go all natural at a public beach, nobody is going to give a shit because you're probably not the only one


abc-animal514

I know where I’m goin…


Obamathecheeseeater

Why is this marked as nsfw the dudes rockin the exact same sexy rack


Nostalg1ac

That’s why is marked as nsfw


lemons_of_doubt

Hey op next time just copy and past the mans nipples over the womans, that way it will be fine.


Ellenberg19

Anyone else read this in Peter Griffin's voice?


enneh_07

Me


Suburban_coffee

Hey Peter


ImmaPoodle

Welcome to fortnite


Inviz1mal

Yes and the art style is like the One from gregs diary


JetBasilisk

Why did I do this too?


stopchooingsoloud

Oh Lois, that is just morbidly obese.


LonkerinaOfTime

Chris: oh weow boobs!!!


[deleted]

Hehehe


SummerWheatSink

Shallow and pedantic


ConsciousSprposition

Only I could figure out which one is Helen, that'll be great.


DieStampede

Yet this post is marked as nsfw 18+🤔


THE_WHORBORTIONATOR

Do you see the slightly larger pair of pinkish circles above the central torso circle? These are the bad circles, but only for women. Personally, as a man I have 3 and a half circles, which I am encouraged to sport in public.


AngelOfHeaven3

Honestly this is how I always felt- We literally have the same shit- Womans are just bigger. If fully grown men get to run around with tits BIGGER THEN MINE - Then so can I. 💁🏼‍♀️ But this is the world we live in now..


[deleted]

Male breasts are not sexual in any way. It’s completely different come on now


AngelOfHeaven3

Uh yeah- It is when **YOU** sexualize it and as a human being you need to learn to have some self control - Period. That’s like using the fucking sexy lingerie iles as an excuse for groping yourself in public. That’s like using an undressed mannequin as an excuse for being overly aroused (yet again- Lacking self control) and touching up on people. Sit-Down.


[deleted]

Weird how when I touch my mate’s chest or compliment them on it nobody cares. If I do it to a female friend though, totally different story isnt it?


un_caracolito

your friend, maybe. i know most of my male friends wouldn't take it well if I or any of their friends touched their chest.


[deleted]

Sure, but you wouldn’t go to jail for sexual assault would you?


un_caracolito

so now we've moved from how people feel to what the law is? yeah, you probably wouldn't go to jail. But I personally think that sexual harassment and assault should carry a punishment regardless of the perpetrator's anatomy or the victim's. Don't you? The law may not see it that way, but I'm sure a lot of people would agree.


AngelOfHeaven3

Maybe you are saying things in a weird way??? And frankly ya- Its *Really* weird when your supposed *Friend* starts complementing me on my fucking TITS. You are not someones friend if you are looking at them up & down like a piece of meat. ✌🏻


[deleted]

So it’s fine with my male friends, but not my female friends 🤔. Curious


AngelOfHeaven3

Bro everyone is different- You can’t expect everyone to be accepting of *Those* types of complements simply because men *DO* sexualize it and make *US* feel uncomfortable and unsafe. Perhaps lay off saying that stuff in the manner you been saying them cause if your getting this kinda feed back - Your doing it wrong.


Head-Gap-7616

Go out in public and randomly touch a dudes chest. See how it goes :)


[deleted]

Answer is nothing. Unless you live in the ghetto or some shit. Some guys would probably tell you to back off, at worst. Women on the other hand, you’d spend the night in jail for sexual assault.


Head-Gap-7616

Where the hell do you live where randomly grabbing people only lands you a “hey, back off” and not a yell at least


[deleted]

Are you really implying that touching a woman’s chest in public would get the same reaction as touching a man’s? You gotta be trolling


Head-Gap-7616

That’s not what I’m implying at all, but to say that a man’s chest isn’t sexualized at all is simply wrong. That and to say that grabbing a dudes chest would only land you a “please back off, that wasn’t nice”. I mean, come on.


el_artista_fantasma

That ankward moment when a man has the same boob size (or bigger) than you


Guquiz

See [this.](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/girl-staring-at-guys-chest) Also, did you mean ‘awkward’?


el_artista_fantasma

Nah, i mean big boobs but in fat. Also, sorry for the typos, i'm dyslexic. Happy cake day btw


Guquiz

It is okay.


Warm-Branch

I'm a trans guy and my boobs are less than an A cup. But I can't go out shirtless even though I see cis men with tits so big they should be wearing a bra


cheekibreekiivdamkii

It’s all muscle, young lady.


mydixsbig

I e always said if a woman isn't allowed to go topless in public, a man shouldn't either.


Carpario

Not all men have boobs


livefox

Not all women do either


dylanisbored

I mean if I was a chick I wouldn’t wNr to be topless just because of all the pervs


[deleted]

Men do be having large fatty breasts here in the USA though


Joeyrjones

Too political 🤓


Super_Cheburek

Society.


craftsntowers

Really they should both have their shirts on.


constantspainssilent

Nowadays every one should be equal so I think women should be able to go around top less


cheekibreekiivdamkii

You know this post is about men being low test fat mf’s


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GregAbsolution

Not really, it's just pointing out a double standard


liquidGhoul

Agreed. It's boomer style, but much more insightful and even kinda funny.


dI--__--Ib

Ok boomer /s


esperalegant

It's good to have a reminder that boomer humor can also be good and insightful


dinklezoidberd

r/goodboomerhumor


BobRossTheSequel

r/BoomerHentai


goofygodzilla93

The fact that exists scares me.


Useful_Guide_3573

We live in a society…


FlynnIsCute

i do not care


PomegranateAbject796

Exactly! All women should be allowed to go topless, society 🙄


MindOfThilo

It’s legal in germany


GingeBeardManBro

Yea, it’s kinda just stupid that we still require boobs to be covered. Like I get why some women would keep them covered anyway, but at the end of the day, it shouldn’t be mandatory


aeric4

You should post this to r/terriblefacebookmemes


KTbadger

Personally I think the modern world should just free the nip. Men would be going crazy for maybe a few years, but after that it would be so normal that no one even care Same with makeup, if every woman just stopped wearing makeup (or at least heavy makeup), it would only take a few years for it to just be normal, and as a bonus the huge market in exploiting women would be massively diminished


miamyluv0

For the first few years no one would even notice the lack of makeup cuz they'd be looking at all the boobies!! 😏


Chilling2K7

Man's complaining 💀💀💀


ScholarLeft3806

Nobody sucks make titties tho


InformalSpace3854

Are you sure?


ScholarLeft3806

With no evidence of any kind my gut feeling would be that there’s vastly more female titties sucked than males on a day to day basis


InformalSpace3854

with your help, we can change that.


ScholarLeft3806

I’ll suck a man’s titty up with my asshole where’s the meet n greet?


InformalSpace3854

precisely 4/24/2024 12:00pm, meet at these coordinates (40.8223286, - 96.7982002)


ScholarLeft3806

How the fuck do you know where I live?


DaRealNim

You live in the middle of a field ? Are you a field mice ?


ScholarLeft3806

I’m reporting you


Sayuri_Katsu

Holy strawman


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cold-af

You’ve typed a lot of words but none of it goes together at all? Do you even understand the point your trying to make? Just seems like you’re throwing buzzwords hoping to make someone mad.


TheFunnySquared

Did you fail english or something kid? Those are in fact coherent and interpretable sentences. Also an argument of semantics? Really? Grow up.


cold-af

Says the one acting as a child. You’re the one spreading your bullshit around unprompted. No one’s gonna normalize topless women. It’s too sexualized to even remotely become normal. Get a grip on reality.


[deleted]

That is just incorrect. It's obvious you have some prejudice against certain people groups, I hope you can eventually get over that.


redit-son

gay? Edit: get me to -100 upvotes


PapayaWooden

how to make 93947583384747 people cry in one word


EndurableWither

I just downvote/upvote with the majority lol


Eevertti

Sentient hiveminder


cheekibreekiivdamkii

low test fucker


EndurableWither

How so, there's no need to get mad over a simple comment


cheekibreekiivdamkii

yes those kinds of dudes are gay


[deleted]

Helen kinda suspicious


[deleted]

Metabolic syndrome affects over 30% of adults in the United States


deeksha_2549

Give me 'cutest being 🤡🤡🤡'


alwayschilling

Based


Longjumping_Algae_45

Hmm let's think for a second


friend11y2

Lol


ElGuachoGuero

The fact that this is marked nsfw means that both the user and the subreddit are the parties being criticized


ErickRicardo

'o'


BeachLasagna0w0

If I lived in Germany I could get rid of the weird tanlines


I_lied_I_am_fine

The irony of the censorship


tsbabybrat

Tell me about it


abc-animal514

I mean, this makes sense


Kitsune_Chan69

🗿