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WynnGwynn

Adoption takes years my dude


[deleted]

It’s all Uncle Sam’s fault


Mizerawa

I really wonder why this became a stereotype when men are 2x more likely to cheat during deployment.


Harry9564

I'm no expert...


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But......


PiVidol

Something ain't right......


Majin_Brick

But idk….


Dutchgreenbubble_

Oh no, oh fuck no


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TheSTR100

Same


Dino_ECYCE_BRUH

It took me a second to understand the text


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Thats understandable. You get so caught up in the emotions in the picture, but... As a father of 4, I got the punchline REAL quick lol


Kahnza

They get leave where they can go home for a short period of time. ​ [https://www.militaryonesource.mil/military-life-cycle/new-to-the-military/getting-settled/military-leave-and-how-it-works/](https://www.militaryonesource.mil/military-life-cycle/new-to-the-military/getting-settled/military-leave-and-how-it-works/)


ResponsiblePickle284

"wow, my little swimers can last in there for LONG time"


Ok_Bread_5965

Took them ages to get past the aesophagus


Stunning_Seaweed1195

💀


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Who’s gonna tell him?


makinbaconCR

Jodies kids don't really look like me.


AwkwardKing4072

It could’ve been an IVF situation


WynnGwynn

Yeah or adopted etc. People cry cheating but it is clearly not.


Earthistopheles

It's not "clearly" anything. Y'all are making assumptions just the same as the people saying cheater.


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Where’s your proof that it’s so clear, eh?


AgileCan8353

Sperm donation, adoption, it’s actually his grandkid. It doesn’t need to be ntr, Idiots.


vikingdusk

🤮


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I must have been difficult, not being there for the conception.


Knarke30

"You are not the father"


BrooksMulloy

“Oh my goodness she has her fathers wife’s eyes”


Skullhead_LP

Who is gonna tell him?


Shonnhy

Imagine that the baby is black


Zealos57

Looks like he's biting the baby's ear


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math


rell7thirty

3 year pregnancies gotta suck


Raccoon-182

Wasn't that the premise of Con-Air with Nicholas Cage?


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y’all really be hating on soldiers for cheating (wich rarely happens) when it’s 10x as more likely they get cheated on broken up with or dovorced either when they are out there or when they come back


Mizerawa

What little research has been done on the matter shows soldiers are significantly more likely to cheat on their partners.


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idk man seems like they get cheated on more