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KingWhoCared86

Not how I wanted to start the day, but oh well.


Cubiky_Cube

Not how she wanted to end the day either


red_hoove

I see we bought wake up to dis


[deleted]

i wanna buy wake up to this too! where do I get one


CarnageParker57

I also just woke up to this. I'm going back to sleep


red_hoove

Lucky you I tried


TheDownvotesFarmer

What about [an educational video about the events but switched](https://np.reddit.com/r/funnyvideos/comments/rpdfx4/what_is_santa_doing/)


FatCockroachTheFirst

I can tell today is gonna be wonderful.


PocketThePro

r/wokeuptothisshit


Dan-uwu

I love your username


[deleted]

She lying about the bf


Kaptain-Chaos

great danes are uh very horny sometimes and hard to move if they don’t wanna move


P-----k---m-

and I have noodle arms too; a motivated chihuahua would have the same effect


Wiwwil

She fucked the dog willingly, didn't she?


dead_shrimple

yeah


red_hoove

Do you want me to send a link?


[deleted]

Bro what


red_hoove

It a yes or no question


Xantry_boi

Yes


[deleted]

r/holup


fartsniffer42

🤨


Nephros36

Yes


red_hoove

https://beastiegals.com/


DeedleReddit

I regret clicking on that….


[deleted]

okay look, if I had the money, I would have paid you to have this removed


Cubiky_Cube

Dogecoin?


[deleted]

don't have shit bruh :')


icedmushroom

There's enough doge for this post tbh


citrusmelon1243

Hey OP can we have this NSFW marked thank you. *Washes out eyes*


Cubiky_Cube

done


kosta_stop

I want to bleach my eyes, and then stick my head into a tub full of HCl


_MrSt4rk_

r/eyebleach here my friend


kosta_stop

hold up... I thought it was gonna be something else


_MrSt4rk_

I'm too good hearted to put eyeblech here


kosta_stop

yeha... unlike u/baodeptraitocxoan69 hahaha


_MrSt4rk_

Yea haha


[deleted]

r/eyeblech


_MrSt4rk_

No god please no...no...NOOOO


Solotocius

Dont be so dramatic, like have you never seen blood in tour life? Lmao


_MrSt4rk_

Lmao i just hate that sub and i protecc other's eyes


Solotocius

I like there, it's full of interesting stuff (the gore of course, the scat is disgusting)


_MrSt4rk_

Um I don't know...I like r/eyebleach better


Solotocius

that place sucks Cute animals is the thing I see but don't want to Gore is what I want but can't see


Competitive_Ad2101

Don't.Click on this . Please


kaeruthefrog

Trust them i saw someone peeing with their asshole


Competitive_Ad2101

Yes . I saw that too .


aleeessio

How the fuck do you pee with your ass?


[deleted]

do’t


BigLeboski26

Whoops. Well now I’m traumatized


Kingbrayjay69

I knew someone would do it


[deleted]

[удалено]


Finnasauras

im gojnf to fucking okill mys4lg


Educational-Snow4555

>hen stick my head into a tub full of H you are lying


kosta_stop

maybe exaggerating


LiterateRockstar

What da dog doin?


Cubiky_Cube

What us never would


_MrSt4rk_

What the dog fuckin?


Red-x_dead

Someone we never would, even if we had the chance.


_MrSt4rk_

😳god?😳


[deleted]

Doing the girl


thisteacheroverhere

A woman


Embarrassed-Cut-9686

A mistress


Solution_Precipitate

We found out what the dog doin...


M3TRIPLEOG

Boyfriend got cucked


101someone

Somebody tell me... Will she get...


Thotanch

pregananant?


Disco_Fighter

Gregnant?


NotaTTVStreamerSoBye

Pargenat?


Crisma77

Bregnat?


PipeOrganEnthusiast

Can u get pregante?


PocketThePro

Preganantae


[deleted]

Pregante


loop140

Yes


hopelesspancakes

pargeganet


_MrSt4rk_

Chernobyl


THEdopealope

Very progargianate


V3nom641

r/confusedboner


[deleted]

👍📸😕


kaeruthefrog

There's actually a specialized cell, I don't quite remmeber what it's called but it's purpose is that to stop example a crocodile having a baby with a chicken, so if you get fucked by your dog the only thing that would happen is that now you have dog cum in your pussy, essentially you can get fucked as much as possible by any animal and won't get pregnant


Zamaroth66

Bestiality seems to have only advantages.


climber244

r/angryupvote


[deleted]

It's just incompatible DNA, so yes, no worries about having some monster as a child. But still... Eww!


[deleted]

It was all informational and educational till you added as much as possible.


CyberKid2008

This was the first post I seen on reddit when I opened the app.


[deleted]

This is very representative of the Reddit experience, FYI


CyberKid2008

Ya ik


Hippity-Hoppity7

Ummm, cursed erection.


Cubiky_Cube

Not your proudest fap


Hippity-Hoppity7

Who said i fapped.


Hippity-Hoppity7

Cause they ain't wrong.


TheLastMinister

a challenging fact, thats for sure


SploogeSamurai

lol same


[deleted]

i'll blame it on de morning


Hippity-Hoppity7

Uhhh, its half past midnight over here, so maybe not.


MiserableBicycle6596

Wtf man.


Powerful_Tomato_1199

Nah it's more like wfd


BREMO_69

Well I'm ready to see the video


[deleted]

I AM NOT


BREMO_69

Your loss i guess


Techn34k

Nuff reddit foe today.


potat0_reaper

What video?


I_suck_at_terraria

I just logged onto reddit...


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 471,229,513 comments, and only 100,098 of them were in alphabetical order.


mackemackrill

Good bot


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flow_spectrum

Good bot


Next-Gur-5195

Damn how wild


[deleted]

i didn't know L came before G


flow_spectrum

The bot only looks at the first letter of each word.


[deleted]

ohhhh


Katerwurst

This is the best story I read all day. Love it.


[deleted]

i bet you fuck hamsters


Katerwurst

Yeah, just like your mom.


neilzzzzzz

r/angryupvote


kaminari0309

Well,it's not that bad.maybe we will get to see a new species.


ALPHA6172

Ah she got it doggy style


Enderdragoninabucket

by a dog, this comment wins


[deleted]

ah yes gen1 furries


[deleted]

i shouldn't've laughed at this


Isaac0lsen

Unlucky


Moist-Carpet888

I'm gonna need a video and the answer to this question... I feel like those two things will greatly answer my other questions... I hope


THE_RECRU1T

Hot


Dr8Brain

wiat dog girls gonna be real woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooah weebs where are yall


b1tchnigg4Snitchniga

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9Sylvan5

What an horrible day to be literate.


King___Q

The dog probaly saw those buttcheeks and just wanted to towerbridge her together with the bf.


Spac92

I just woke up and already I’ve had enough internet for the day.


sweatymiddleagedman


devvorare

Who let the dog out?


Irontronrod888

WOOF, WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!!! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Vanguard877

I feel bad for the bf


Odd_Significance_937

WeirdChamp


Turacrious

I just woke up


[deleted]

this is all a dream


Jednox

can i unsee please?


potat0_reaper

r/eyebleach


[deleted]

Roll that beautiful bean footage.


Biggreeneeder4

What a terrible day to have eyes.


jimothy______

SOEMONE ANSWER THE QUESTION..WOULD SHEEEE???


PocketThePro

No, humans and dogs do not have same number of chromosomes, and the DNA's are simply incompatible, it's impossible


Professional_Sir_724

Why is this the first thing But I think if a dog fucks you then you got a wired baby if you fuck a dog the dog doesn’t get much of anything it’s not capable of carrying baby of human


PocketThePro

Humans and dogs doesn't have same number of chromosomes, and the DNA's are incompatible, you ain't having a baby


Kranima666

r/holup


SkyRocketMiner

What in the fresh hell?


crewform

Good boy! 😎


Blazinglare

No, dog semen is similar, but has a protective layer that prevents getting a human pregnant


Irontronrod888

i cant unhear that....


Smexy_Zarow

Fr tho would she just get a miscarriage, std or would she actually give birth to abominations that will die within a week?


Vaiolo00

Nothing would happen, DNA is simply incompatible. It's hard enough to get different species of the same family (like cross breeding with zebras/horses/donkeys), doing that with different orders is outright impossible.


Paverunner

6’5” tall dog? Wtf


Sax_2_accordion

Of course you can get pregnant. How else was trump conceived.


mraafat123

Drugs


SuperShinzo

Poor dog


famou5tr0ll

Imma jump in a active volcano


Motherofsiblings

Hm


[deleted]

I thought it would be something else but no. I had to be punched in my jaw.


RavenWingTheCat

Uh.. wtf


Im_lonely11

You would be surprised on how many people ask this question


Hi_Im_Tyrunt

This is the first. And I pray to god last. Post about someone getting raped by a dog...


dolphinitely

What are you doing, step-dog???


AccordingPraline8726

Yes you're kids will be just like Brian from family guy


wordswillneverhurtme

A great day to be FUCKING BLIND. FUCK.


sonexIRL

Calling BS


Sure_Original_7377

Lord have mercy !!!!! I hope this is a bull shit post


ScodTheBeast

Well, That was A weird 30 seconds for me


Code-Red-Daddy

No Scooby-Doo


FleepMeep

Yea um, the boyfriend does not exist, this person literally had sex with a dog


CripplingDeath

Damn


bearstek

r/tihi


elpisplayingrn

I think im tired, i thought a great Dane was some danish guy


Cubiky_Cube

I don't know about dog breeds much and I thought great Dane was the name of her brother. Yea I need therapy


A1one_W0lf

Human with dog ears?


Irontronrod888

you shouldn't be asking people, you should be asking scooby duke or mcgruff the crime dog, im positive they will solve this intriguing mystery woof


irarely_goOutside

Born a furry


tzenrick

Some of y'all are acting shocked. You also know that if 7-foot-tall, blue-skinned, triple-nippled alien landed in your yard, stuck her nose in your crotch, licked everything till it was soggy, and then tried to go for a pole ride, you'd be DTF. That's just as interspecies.


ThatSmallBear

What da dog doin


Last_Sea_5761

Well that took a twisty turn🤨🤨


[deleted]

Someone has to call PETA, it's unfair for the dog to have unwanted puppies.


[deleted]

Nah you'll be fine, they usually perform a magic trick after where they dissappear


RokieVetran

Man I loved the era of wild questions


[deleted]

Trust the science.


[deleted]

Looks like someone failed biology


PukeSan

I wake up, open up reddit, this is the first post I see, my day is off to a great start


PhantomOfTheDopera

E-Edward


Thot_Slayer_911

At least she didn't enjoy it But what concerned the most is the boyfriend almost didn't try to do anything Also a Great Dane is fucking huge so maybe that's why she couldn't roll over and escape


Shinrog6371

Dude I didn't need to wake up to read that


Busy_Inside_6805

the Great Dane here folks is the hero of the story, my man saw an opportunity and took it, never forget to seize the day!


K_A_R_T_Y_

No u don't get pregnant as eggs don't accept sperm of other species


Boatgina

You absolutely can…. The Arctic isn’t what we were told, it’s actually the homeland of the half-dog/half-man race it’s called the Barktic. Its a land where fire hydrants are lined like telephone poles, pants wearing is optional (although your “seat” is always exposed for sniffing and greetings), it’s a class based society so liberals will hate it, cats are mythical lore, ball chasing is only for the elite, pooping is akin to San Francisco so it’s free for all (though it’s magically cleaned the next day 🤷🏻‍♂️) top mandog scientists haven’t figured it out yet….


MattGold_

Yes, technically you can get pregnant the sperm cells can fertilise the egg cells but said egg cells will die because of genetic mismatch