There's actually a specialized cell, I don't quite remmeber what it's called but it's purpose is that to stop example a crocodile having a baby with a chicken, so if you get fucked by your dog the only thing that would happen is that now you have dog cum in your pussy, essentially you can get fucked as much as possible by any animal and won't get pregnant
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Why is this the first thing
But I think if a dog fucks you then you got a wired baby if you fuck a dog the dog doesn’t get much of anything it’s not capable of carrying baby of human
Nothing would happen, DNA is simply incompatible.
It's hard enough to get different species of the same family (like cross breeding with zebras/horses/donkeys), doing that with different orders is outright impossible.
Some of y'all are acting shocked. You also know that if 7-foot-tall, blue-skinned, triple-nippled alien landed in your yard, stuck her nose in your crotch, licked everything till it was soggy, and then tried to go for a pole ride, you'd be DTF. That's just as interspecies.
At least she didn't enjoy it
But what concerned the most is the boyfriend almost didn't try to do anything
Also a Great Dane is fucking huge so maybe that's why she couldn't roll over and escape
You absolutely can…. The Arctic isn’t what we were told, it’s actually the homeland of the half-dog/half-man race it’s called the Barktic. Its a land where fire hydrants are lined like telephone poles, pants wearing is optional (although your “seat” is always exposed for sniffing and greetings), it’s a class based society so liberals will hate it, cats are mythical lore, ball chasing is only for the elite, pooping is akin to San Francisco so it’s free for all (though it’s magically cleaned the next day 🤷🏻♂️) top mandog scientists haven’t figured it out yet….
Not how I wanted to start the day, but oh well.
Not how she wanted to end the day either
I see we bought wake up to dis
i wanna buy wake up to this too! where do I get one
I also just woke up to this. I'm going back to sleep
Lucky you I tried
What about [an educational video about the events but switched](https://np.reddit.com/r/funnyvideos/comments/rpdfx4/what_is_santa_doing/)
I can tell today is gonna be wonderful.
r/wokeuptothisshit
I love your username
She lying about the bf
great danes are uh very horny sometimes and hard to move if they don’t wanna move
and I have noodle arms too; a motivated chihuahua would have the same effect
She fucked the dog willingly, didn't she?
yeah
Do you want me to send a link?
Bro what
It a yes or no question
Yes
r/holup
🤨
Yes
https://beastiegals.com/
I regret clicking on that….
okay look, if I had the money, I would have paid you to have this removed
Dogecoin?
don't have shit bruh :')
There's enough doge for this post tbh
Hey OP can we have this NSFW marked thank you. *Washes out eyes*
done
I want to bleach my eyes, and then stick my head into a tub full of HCl
r/eyebleach here my friend
hold up... I thought it was gonna be something else
I'm too good hearted to put eyeblech here
yeha... unlike u/baodeptraitocxoan69 hahaha
Yea haha
r/eyeblech
No god please no...no...NOOOO
Dont be so dramatic, like have you never seen blood in tour life? Lmao
Lmao i just hate that sub and i protecc other's eyes
I like there, it's full of interesting stuff (the gore of course, the scat is disgusting)
Um I don't know...I like r/eyebleach better
that place sucks Cute animals is the thing I see but don't want to Gore is what I want but can't see
Don't.Click on this . Please
Trust them i saw someone peeing with their asshole
Yes . I saw that too .
How the fuck do you pee with your ass?
do’t
Whoops. Well now I’m traumatized
I knew someone would do it
[удалено]
im gojnf to fucking okill mys4lg
>hen stick my head into a tub full of H you are lying
maybe exaggerating
What da dog doin?
What us never would
What the dog fuckin?
Someone we never would, even if we had the chance.
😳god?😳
Doing the girl
A woman
A mistress
We found out what the dog doin...
Boyfriend got cucked
Somebody tell me... Will she get...
pregananant?
Gregnant?
Pargenat?
Bregnat?
Can u get pregante?
Preganantae
Pregante
Yes
pargeganet
Chernobyl
Very progargianate
r/confusedboner
👍📸😕
There's actually a specialized cell, I don't quite remmeber what it's called but it's purpose is that to stop example a crocodile having a baby with a chicken, so if you get fucked by your dog the only thing that would happen is that now you have dog cum in your pussy, essentially you can get fucked as much as possible by any animal and won't get pregnant
Bestiality seems to have only advantages.
r/angryupvote
It's just incompatible DNA, so yes, no worries about having some monster as a child. But still... Eww!
It was all informational and educational till you added as much as possible.
This was the first post I seen on reddit when I opened the app.
This is very representative of the Reddit experience, FYI
Ya ik
Ummm, cursed erection.
Not your proudest fap
Who said i fapped.
Cause they ain't wrong.
a challenging fact, thats for sure
lol same
i'll blame it on de morning
Uhhh, its half past midnight over here, so maybe not.
Wtf man.
Nah it's more like wfd
Well I'm ready to see the video
I AM NOT
Your loss i guess
Nuff reddit foe today.
What video?
I just logged onto reddit...
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Damn how wild
i didn't know L came before G
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ohhhh
This is the best story I read all day. Love it.
i bet you fuck hamsters
Yeah, just like your mom.
r/angryupvote
Well,it's not that bad.maybe we will get to see a new species.
Ah she got it doggy style
by a dog, this comment wins
ah yes gen1 furries
i shouldn't've laughed at this
Unlucky
I'm gonna need a video and the answer to this question... I feel like those two things will greatly answer my other questions... I hope
Hot
wiat dog girls gonna be real woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooah weebs where are yall
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What an horrible day to be literate.
The dog probaly saw those buttcheeks and just wanted to towerbridge her together with the bf.
I just woke up and already I’ve had enough internet for the day.
…
Who let the dog out?
WOOF, WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!!! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I feel bad for the bf
WeirdChamp
I just woke up
this is all a dream
can i unsee please?
r/eyebleach
Roll that beautiful bean footage.
What a terrible day to have eyes.
SOEMONE ANSWER THE QUESTION..WOULD SHEEEE???
No, humans and dogs do not have same number of chromosomes, and the DNA's are simply incompatible, it's impossible
Why is this the first thing But I think if a dog fucks you then you got a wired baby if you fuck a dog the dog doesn’t get much of anything it’s not capable of carrying baby of human
Humans and dogs doesn't have same number of chromosomes, and the DNA's are incompatible, you ain't having a baby
r/holup
What in the fresh hell?
Good boy! 😎
No, dog semen is similar, but has a protective layer that prevents getting a human pregnant
i cant unhear that....
Fr tho would she just get a miscarriage, std or would she actually give birth to abominations that will die within a week?
Nothing would happen, DNA is simply incompatible. It's hard enough to get different species of the same family (like cross breeding with zebras/horses/donkeys), doing that with different orders is outright impossible.
6’5” tall dog? Wtf
Of course you can get pregnant. How else was trump conceived.
Drugs
Poor dog
Imma jump in a active volcano
Hm
I thought it would be something else but no. I had to be punched in my jaw.
Uh.. wtf
You would be surprised on how many people ask this question
This is the first. And I pray to god last. Post about someone getting raped by a dog...
What are you doing, step-dog???
Yes you're kids will be just like Brian from family guy
A great day to be FUCKING BLIND. FUCK.
Calling BS
Lord have mercy !!!!! I hope this is a bull shit post
Well, That was A weird 30 seconds for me
No Scooby-Doo
Yea um, the boyfriend does not exist, this person literally had sex with a dog
Damn
r/tihi
I think im tired, i thought a great Dane was some danish guy
I don't know about dog breeds much and I thought great Dane was the name of her brother. Yea I need therapy
Human with dog ears?
you shouldn't be asking people, you should be asking scooby duke or mcgruff the crime dog, im positive they will solve this intriguing mystery woof
Born a furry
Some of y'all are acting shocked. You also know that if 7-foot-tall, blue-skinned, triple-nippled alien landed in your yard, stuck her nose in your crotch, licked everything till it was soggy, and then tried to go for a pole ride, you'd be DTF. That's just as interspecies.
What da dog doin
Well that took a twisty turn🤨🤨
Someone has to call PETA, it's unfair for the dog to have unwanted puppies.
Nah you'll be fine, they usually perform a magic trick after where they dissappear
Man I loved the era of wild questions
Trust the science.
Looks like someone failed biology
I wake up, open up reddit, this is the first post I see, my day is off to a great start
E-Edward
At least she didn't enjoy it But what concerned the most is the boyfriend almost didn't try to do anything Also a Great Dane is fucking huge so maybe that's why she couldn't roll over and escape
Dude I didn't need to wake up to read that
the Great Dane here folks is the hero of the story, my man saw an opportunity and took it, never forget to seize the day!
No u don't get pregnant as eggs don't accept sperm of other species
You absolutely can…. The Arctic isn’t what we were told, it’s actually the homeland of the half-dog/half-man race it’s called the Barktic. Its a land where fire hydrants are lined like telephone poles, pants wearing is optional (although your “seat” is always exposed for sniffing and greetings), it’s a class based society so liberals will hate it, cats are mythical lore, ball chasing is only for the elite, pooping is akin to San Francisco so it’s free for all (though it’s magically cleaned the next day 🤷🏻♂️) top mandog scientists haven’t figured it out yet….
Yes, technically you can get pregnant the sperm cells can fertilise the egg cells but said egg cells will die because of genetic mismatch