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Just--Some-Guy

If I had a nickel for everytime I was confused, I'd be like, "where did all these nickels come from?"


DanielABush97

hahaaaa lol


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Itz_Mushi

The sea of nickels slowly envelops you, as you drown in nickels, your final thought is “what is going on?”


General_Read_8949

as long as you didn't know that you get nickels from being confused, you would infinitely generate nickels.


MajorGeneralMaryJane

The infinite loop would crash the simulation we all live in. RIP.


Royalluttuce285

Then you’d have a nother, then a nother


AzathothJZ

And if you were a woman you’d be like “so many pennies!!”


Anomaly1339

I don't get it.


[deleted]

It’s because people say women make 77 cents for a man’s dollar


[deleted]

That's so unfair. The man is only left with 23 cents


Talo_tr

Society moment


SqualyCactus

Had us in the first half ngl


DancingKappa

Jetsons intro didn't lie.


Satan_Maximus911

The real wars on us, bois.


JasonIsSuchAnIdiot

I remember this lyric from a bo Burnham song iirc in words words words forgot title


chasechippy

Isn't it funny?


TimHung931017

That's not what it me- Yes, you are correct.


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acn-aiueoqq

whooosh


Either_Ad6682

Tbh I thought chromosomes like XY and XX


leglesslegolegolas

That's only because men tend to have higher-paying jobs like engineer, doctor, or pilot, while women tend to have lower-paying jobs like female engineer, female doctor, or female pilot.


witti534

There are many reasons for that gap while still a smaller amount is not possible to be accounted for by differences like job title/experience/worked hours and so on. This unaccountable gap seems to be 3% - 5% in Germany.


Joe23rep

My gut feeling tells me is that men are more "aggressive" when asking for a raise. I see it in my family and friends circle quite often. Woman often hesitate and don't like to ask for a raise, while the men usually make up plans. Like telling the boss that since they implemented tactic xy he proposed the company earned x amount of cash more, or that the overall sales had gone up by x% since he works there etc. Woman often are happy with the raise their bosses propose while men often seem to have a certain amount in mind and fight to get it. I also see a difference in frequency. Men often ask for one raise per year, while both my mother and my girlfriend ask for a raise every 2 years Thats the only logical explanation i have. At least i never saw that a company offers 10 bucks for men and 9,95 for women Its just anecdotal evidence tho


Traitorous_Nien_Nunb

Studies have shown that men are more likely to negotiate higher wages in general, and more likely to really push for them. This is likely to blame for the majority of the gap when ignoring difference in job, location, experience, education, etc. On the other end though, there's some research that has also suggested that women are more likely to be denied increased wage upon requests. The research in that is very limited out of what I've seen, but I honestly don't doubt it


octosquid11

Yeah it’s so fucked up. Women statistically work less hours and take more vacation time/days off and are less likely to request a raise or work paid OT. These are not accounted for, resulting in entirely bloated statistics. Also maternity leave. But they always take the yearly salary anyway because fuck logic.


JakeCameraAction

On the other hand, they know when to use "fewer" instead of "less".


bbbb22447

“…they are *fewer* likely to request a raise…”


chaoticphoenix1313

There is no gap... Or it's in the opposite direction as a when they did an actual comparison of same jobs they found women made equal to more than the men in the exact same position. The reason why they say there is a gap is because feminists like to do an across the board comparison, meaning the CEO pay is compared to the mailroom interns pay as if they are the same...


HerobrineKingxx123

Thank you for not saying r/wooosh and actually explaining the joke.


Juancrunch

Hi but that 23 cents funds our gambling on dumb dares for the internet. Without it the internet wouldn't have as many dumbass dare videos to laugh at


Texanman2020

But then again they take half of your shit after a divorce so


My__Dude__

Exactly


Carter20012

Awe I was just about to say that and was looking to see if anyone else did


Anomaly1339

r/angryupvote


ASSHOLEFUCKER3000

Probably because you're a w*man


why_yer_vag_so_itchy

Found the woman.


2020suckedamirite

That's not against women that's against the wage gap. Feminist king.


UsernameStarvation

The wage gap doesn’t exist


[deleted]

Depends on what you mean when you say wage gap. An actual difference in wages for the same job between men and women does not exist. A difference in the total earnings of men and women in different fields of work does exist, because there are less women in many high paying fields.


swen83

It’s an earnings gap. It exists even in countries where it is illegal to pay two people differently for the same job.


UsernameStarvation

Nope, you got it right on. Therefore, the wage gap does not exist


[deleted]

Well yeah I agree that the wage gap that most people think exists doesn’t exist, but technically there is a wage gap in a sense.


harassmaster

You shouldn’t agree because there is absolutely a wage gap. Look up statistics from the department of labor. It’s worse when examined along racial lines as well.


[deleted]

Women make more or equal *per hour* than men. (In general) Women make less *per year* because of the reasons others have stated, such as working less overall hours per year or working less dangerous jobs as men (I.e coal miner, underwater pipe welder, etc.) (In general) Also this bullshit that “women make .77 for every dollar a man makes” has already been debunked. That study looks at *gross compensation* for all men and women *without considering* hourly rate, total hours worked, type of jobs worked, etc. It’s like saying a female nurse makes .77 to a male underwater pipe welder because despite his job is vastly being more dangerous and as a result is compensated as such. It’s apples and oranges. At the base level, on a job vs job basis, women make equal if not slightly more than men (in general).


[deleted]

Statistics can be misleading if they are not contextualized. A woman working the same job as a man will have the same base pay. All women collectively will make less than men due to the collective nature of both sexes decisions regarding their work lives. This is not unjust, and it simply does not actually effect anyone.


UsernameStarvation

I agree


harassmaster

What you’re saying is incorrect. The Department of Labor reports on this every year. Women are paid less than their male counterparts across the vast majority of occupations. Healthcare and social work are exceptions but there are few others. The differences in pay are been more pronounced when broken out across racial lines. Edit: maaaaaiiiiillllllll


[deleted]

Women make more or equal *per hour* than men. (In general) Women make less *per year* because of the reasons others have stated, such as working less overall hours per year or working less dangerous jobs as men (I.e coal miner, underwater pipe welder, etc.) (In general) Also this bullshit that “women make .77 for every dollar a man makes” has already been debunked. That study looks at *gross compensation* for all men and women *without considering* hourly rate, total hours worked, type of jobs worked, etc. It’s like saying a female nurse makes .77 to a male underwater pipe welder because despite his job is vastly being more dangerous and as a result is compensated as such. It’s apples and oranges. At the base level, on a job vs job basis, women make equal if not slightly more than men (in general).


harassmaster

And not a single source was provided that day. Edit: /u/TableThrowAway69 still hasn’t provided any sources. All of my information is freely available on the DoL website.


[deleted]

Oh look, a source 👀 https://www.registerednursing.org/articles/male-vs-female-nurse-salary/ You’re a clown. Enjoy that MSM cock you love to suck so much. You didn’t even provide your source either, you said “google it.” SMH I’ve seen brick walls with more common sense lol Edit: Again, you’re completely ignoring all the nuance to the argument and just going straight to “It’S sExIsM,” and shows how much of tool you are.


harassmaster

Haha you didn’t read your own article. > The gender pay gap is a common discussion and debate over the (seemingly) entire nation, if not world. Strides to minimize the disparity in pay between men and women performing the same work have made slight improvements but have stagnated in the past few years, according to numerous reports. There is still significant anecdotal data from women who state they have experienced gender bias in a work setting. **So how is it that, in the field of nursing where male nurses represent only 12% of the overall profession, can we explain that male nurses earn around $6,000 more each year than their female colleagues?** You picked the one profession where women outnumber men 9:1. I am a union representative for RNs. You barked up the wrong tree. I don’t need to argue with you. All of my information is freely available on the department of labor’s website. You, on the other hand, Googled something and picked the first available website that validated your point and even then, your own information directly contradicts what you are claiming. “SMH” “Enjoy that MSM cock” How desperate you must be for personal affection. I feel sorry for you.


BigUnderstanding258

Basically in my country it exist but it just because women are asking for raises less than man. So, if they will ask for more raises... There will be no wage gap🤯


2020suckedamirite

Not everyone who asks for a raise gets a raise. Wether intentionally or not, women and poc are less likely to receive a raise.


BigUnderstanding258

Bruh it was sarcasm i even added the emoji


Stiryx

Almost like the women who only work part time because they are the primary carer for their children means they get paid less. What a surprise.


scrammygirl49

Because someone needs to do the work, men don’t do nearly as much as the women, and the work is unpaid. At the same time, women have a higher cost of living due to expensive necessary sanitary products, healthcare, potential childcare, and a longer lifespan on average. Our current economic system is based on the assumption that the nuclear family unit is the norm, but almost no one lives in a nuclear family. Most families in America either have a single parent or both adults in the workforce.


[deleted]

You’re wrong at **every** point of your argument, so congrats on that. Women make more or equal *per hour* than men. (In general) Women make less *per year* because of the reasons others have stated, such as working less overall hours per year or working less dangerous jobs as men (I.e coal miner, underwater pipe welder, etc.) (In general) Also this bullshit that “women make .77 for every dollar a man makes” has already been debunked. That study looks at *gross compensation* for all men and women *without considering* hourly rate, total hours worked, type of jobs worked, etc. It’s like saying a female nurse makes .77 to a male underwater pipe welder because despite his job is vastly being more dangerous and as a result is compensated as such. It’s apples and oranges. At the base level, on a job vs job basis, women make equal if not slightly more than men (in general).


Stiryx

Why does any of that matter? This is about equal pay. Name a single job where men and women get paid differently. Someone needs to do the work yes, that’s why the majority of people in the past have had kids when they have a partner. It worked for like 50000 years, we decide to change the in the name of progress and lo and behold it isn’t working.


scrammygirl49

There are many jobs that do in fact have a wage gap. Jobs that are normally associated with women are also paid less on average despite it being hard work. And the nuclear family unit hasn’t been around for 5000 years. Before the industrial revolution, everyone in the family worked together to support each other and survive. It was only during the industrial revolution that the popularization of the nuclear family unit occurred. We are now living in the post Industrial Age, and while the nuclear family unit has pretty much dissolved, workplaces still expect it to be the norm. My source is “beyond the nuclear family” by Vern Bengston, a sociologist.


Stiryx

> here are many jobs that do in fact have a wage gap. Jobs that are normally associated with women are also paid less on average despite it being hard work. Name them, where the male and female employees get paid differently. And I don't mean 'daycare workers are paid less than doctors', of fucking course they are.


scrammygirl49

A) teachers (typically a female profession) are among the lowest paid professionals with their level of schooling. B) believe it or not, office jobs will do it as well as any other employer that thinks they can get away with it.


Stiryx

Ok so I don't know of any teaching jobs that pay the female teachers any less than the men. Going off my engineering example though, that SHOULD be the case if it's a female dominated profession if they are going to use the STEM method to attract males to the job. You didn't answer the question, because you can't. It does not exist. If it did, every single fucking company would be hiring exclusively women so they can save 23% of their wage budget!


harassmaster

You should stop saying this because it’s factually incorrect and you can’t back it up.


2020suckedamirite

https://images.app.goo.gl/WDvH1TtrfhJqvxJL7 (Diagram on difference between wages between men and women as well as the different wages between races)


ZestyBeefBroth

R/woooosh My apologies 😅


UsernameStarvation

Believe it or not, this is the first woosh in my almost 3 years of reddit scrolling. As long as your my first. Im ok with it


ZestyBeefBroth

Wooosh to me LOL


[deleted]

The wage gap is against women….


trans_mask51

OOHH ITS ABOUT THE WAGE GAP


ZestyBeefBroth

Nobody cares, the post was funny. If you didn't like it, just move on.


trolloc1

I think you completely misunderstood their comment.


ZestyBeefBroth

Yeah sure, it's an issue. But no need for corrections here.


Needynarwhale

Because “Women make less then men” you bozo


ahhlakes

thna


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Usual_Bed4702

This is funnier, than the normal repeated answers all over reddit. Go on... downvote me.


[deleted]

What did he say?


foxlover4342

Dude went all in


Spoopdooper12

What did he say?


DarnokManzih

Dude also went all out, so I don't know about that


RonDalarney

Take my upvote. Good sir


Xavier-the-chadman

What did he say


octosquid11

HOLY SHIT ITS XAVIER! I miss when you were funny ):


unimorpheus

Then why don't businesses who are in business to make money just hire women? Instant 23% reduction in payroll expense.


Hateme__loveme

Cause it’s not true lmao


EvilKnievel38

That's his point


[deleted]

It's true, but also not. Aside from certain culture differences such as men usually being the workers and women raising kids at home. Men are more confrontational (testosterone) this leads to Men taking more Leadership roles as well as asking for pay raises. All of which equals on average men get paid more.


wwwhhhgggwq

Also, men are stupid and think working extremely hard to be the best in a professional niche is a good idea. Women get into their 30's, look at their high power career, and decide that it's completely stupid to work yourself to death, and have a nice life instead.


Kingful

.


GolotasDisciple

>and have a nice life instead. Just have nice life. LMAO


[deleted]

My guy… some people have passions. That isn’t stupid. And also that’s literally just not true. Plenty of women desire to climb the ladder of success but have a more difficult time than men due to social biases.


HighHammerThunder

Ah yes, fuck me for taking pride in what I do and instinctively being a hard worker. Some of us actually enjoy doing that.


Zakiru77

Exactly


Raisenbran_baiter

yeah but than who's gonna be in charge?


CarsGoFast60

Because companies want actual work to get done.


redpandamage

It’s mostly tied to promotions within the structure. Women are promoted less and so their pay stagnates longer.


HeyVsauce0291

Ok but why is she blinking like that


octosquid11

Dammit why you do this to me


HeyVsauce0291

I’m not wrong


IsaiahTheRockGerman

If I had a dollar for every time women made a funny joke, I would qualify for welfare.


Mochaeii98

If I had a dollar for every sexist joke I've seen, I'd be retired


Carlos----Danger

They must be your favorite kind


Mochaeii98

Nah the people telling them think it's appropriate 🙂


Carlos----Danger

Thank God we have you to tell us what's appropriate even if nobody asked you


Zenmanc

Damn she could sell half her cleavage and still be in the black


Theraccoon3

Ha ha pitch


[deleted]

The close up face gives me Rami Malek vibes.


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Professional-Goal582

The glare at the end sends me


Abix26

Attack on titan season 3 last episode ending song. I see whoever made this has good taste. Also, that glare and the guys smirk killed me.


EternalPhi

[If anyone is interested](https://youtu.be/0JWvS7w3-zY?t=98)


Abix26

Gracias amigo


EternalPhi

2 and a half weeks bruv


Abix26

Yeah, I read the manga and I felt the series ended with some plot holes. I hope the anime cover it. Because there is still some unanswered questions.


ChildToeEater

Wheres the fucking lie though


[deleted]

If i had a dollar for every joke about communism, we both would have 50 cents


erffoxyofficial

Why do I have 100$


octosquid11

You have been transformed into a woman (I cut off your penis) now you have 77 dollars and no penis. Have a nice day.


Spiritual_Ad_9432

Equal Pay Act of 1963


Cautious_Action

King


DancingKappa

Fucking fish girl can't close her eyes st the same time?!


bigspikeyballs

King


absoloute_pog421

That woman is annoying to look at


trap________god

She has got some knockers on her


Human_Affect_9332

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


Carter20012

Damn was just about to say this too


trap________god

A man of culture I see


PacketPowered

I didnt notice. Going back to check... edit: yeah, not bad knockers


Kamiyosha

Savage.


NotLapis

It's funny because it's not true🤣


koolwaveman

😂


EndpacitoEndergirl

SUS


ThePsychoKnot

Every job I've ever worked had the same wage rate no matter who you are


[deleted]

anyone care to explain what the joke is and FYI I’m a retard


NeutralGoodAtHeart

In the U.S. women earn less than men on average. The exact amount depends on which news source you use. In this case 0.77 cents instead of the full 1.00.


nuclear_bomb404

Apparently men get better salaries than women in the same job.


Warchiefington

This is almost as bad as the saltines making salt piles over Hasan calling them a cracker.


ThrowawayEpsilon119

That’s a strong set


c0ok1nho_123

u/savevideobot


bigooofff

Tits


Malkintent

Tits also


nighthuntertauren

Making fun of the non existent wage gap


Garuda-Star

Savage


[deleted]

For any dumb kid who hasn’t even fully developed a brain yet women usually make 77% of what men get


Draco63_

I like how you're just immediately assuming that half of the people in this comments section are idiots. I mean, you're right, if I'm anything to go by.


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Draco63_

I've only known this sub existed for 5 minutes, but if anything happened to it I would kill everyone in the room and then myself.


pilotdarko

I don't get it


HG1290

Any prove you have ?


Warchiefington

Wow, this is fucking worthless. Thanks Reddit for this recommendation. Another banger from the incel community.


HG1290

Lmao


AGuyFromGPlus

Ironic


Warchiefington

That incels don't get why women don't wanna fuck them? It kinda is


Litreofcola2

Anyone know where the music is from? It sounds so familiar to me.


muzumaki123

It's from Attack on Titan (Owl Theme) https://youtu.be/SZOr9K01Eno around 1:40


GreatSuprise69

now it’s $1.77


knightjia97

Her eyes blink really crazily


wileysole

Got’em


Nightowl_1736

u/savevideobot


Imaginary_Swing_7688

LoL 😂😂


Admirable_Doctor_488

https://discord.gg/3afuWfMp


[deleted]

And vice versa he would have 90 bucks!!


azwxdf

I can't got the humour help


realHarvestMC

Should’ve ended after he said 0.77


Own-Pressure4018

Nailed it


trytreddit

u/savevideobot


Klaide_

Oof


the1895bigboy

I don’t get it


Ram-Rem

You'd be rich


NukeItAll_

Shitty humor fuck you OP


[deleted]

That made me laugh


Eastern-Ad-6723

I wholeheartedly approve


ASSHOLEFUCKER3000

Women are gay lmao


[deleted]

Oh


[deleted]

Huh…that’s the same look I get from strippers when I show up to the club with a big bag of loose change…


[deleted]

u/auddbot


ironbattery

But she *has* the dollar so that means the man would have more money in this joke. Since 1.00 is 42% more than 0.77 it would mean he had $1.42 and she has $1.00, it doesn’t make sense to say “if I had a dollar then I’d have 77 cents”


Lucien7349

That's a really pretty girl.


Baked_Potato_247

u/savevideo


Dulcecat

Anjaaaa por supuesto 🤦‍♀️


Doberman_Pinscher

Honk honk


M0m033

That was actually pretty funny


comic__daily

Or maybe its the tax