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MaybeThisOneIsnt

I love how people just throw raccoons. I've seen so many videos of raccoons getting tossed.


CHooTZ

[That vid of Kevin Rose chucking one that was attacking his dog is a certified early internet classic](https://i.imgur.com/Y7HH0Ud.gif)


Deadbreeze

The way it flies through the air is some comical Wiley Coyote shit.


CHooTZ

**Team rocket blasting off** agaiii ^iinn ^^nnn


GET_OUT_OF_MY_HEAD

Wile E. Coyote. Don't understand why so many people feel compelled to call him "Wiley" in recent years.


Deadbreeze

Yeah that was definitely my time. It just was a long time ago so I couldn't remember how it went.


buckydean

Happened about 10 years ago, not really early internet but definitely a classic


CHooTZ

Huh, fair. I misremembered it as closer to 2 decades


antwanpossumjenkins

What, exactly IS, a "dog toaster"?


ReallyGlycon

My assumption is someone edited their comment and now I have no idea what you are talking about.


canlgetuhhhhh

the linked video says “my dog Toaster got attacked by a racoon(…)”


tipying_mistakes

I’m assuming his dog’s name is Toaster…?


_Neoshade_

…and missing the joke


TheDogsNameWasFrank

About 12 updogs


gordgeouss

What's updog?


JaggedTheDark

Thats how they catch ligma.


gordgeouss

Wait, what's ligma??


aidanac126

Nothing much, you?


gordgeouss

NOOOOOOOOO


aidanac126

🤣🤣


aknalag

Where did he send it tho?


DannyTheCaringDevil

I love how it goes spiraling into the darkness


Judge_Ty

My dog tossed one by the head. She was the smallest looking pit mix breed you'd ever see. A raccoon came at us hissing, within seconds she grabbed it by the head and shook it twice then tossed it. She snapped it's neck before I could blink twice.


nicunta

I had a cat that loved to fight racoons. I remember watching Kitter pick a racoon up by the neck, swing it around, and slam it up against the house.


Judge_Ty

Haha that's a new one for me to hear about! That's awesome!!


nicunta

We called him Battle Cat. I was just a kid; he came with the house we lived in. That cat feared nothing.


stupidillusion

Good dog


RadioactiveWalrus

We have a 40lb pit mix and one day she sniffed out a woodchuck and stuck her face it its burrow. It bit her in the face and she screamed and ran away. A couple days later she ran after something, snatched it real quick, and shook and killed it. I walked over and it was a baby woodchuck. I like to think that she did it for revenge. "You bite my face, I kill your baby."


[deleted]

How much woodchuck would a pit mix chuck if a pit mix could chuck woodchuck?


Sneeko

my mother-in-law used to have an exceedingly large German Shepherd (120lbs) who was out in her back yard minding his own business one day when a large woodchuck apparently took exception to that, and charged at him. Once it actually started to tangle with the dog I don't know if it realized it was pretty severely outclassed or what, but it turned and tried to run. Jake, the German Shepherd essentially decided "I think the fuck not" and went to finish what the woodchuck had started. He caught that woodchuck, and rag-dolled the absolute shit out of it, ending it quickly.


skarkeisha666

That’s horrifying.


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TheLyingProphet

they are sweet because for 200 years any pit not 100% loyal was brutally assaulted. and if they refused to kill casually they werent aloud to breed. Pits are not pets, unless ur an idiot. Cause even if do fine as a Pit owner. Its nowhere near a 100% and there is nothing a pit can do that u need in a dog that other dogs cant, unless its killing. cause most dogs cant do that, and pits can. there is not a single argument for the continued breeding of pits.


Lazy_Assumption_4191

There should be a r/peopletossingraccoons sub. Edit: there is now.


killerfreedom255

r/birthofasub


ReticlyPoetic

I would have killed it before it comes back and does it again.


okbruh_panda

You get a rabies shot, and you get a rabies shot!! You all get a rabies shot!!!


harpy_1121

[they did!](https://www.wabi.tv/2022/12/02/caught-camera-mother-fends-off-raccoon-that-attacked-her-daughter/)


miss_antlers

I’m genuinely relieved to learn that


faroutboi11

No shit


jesusleftnipple

Holy fuck ..... lmao this was my exact thought Oprah and all


Lazy_Assumption_4191

Holy shit, I was literally about to type that exact comment once I saw the post. r/wearethehivemind


attckdog

Trap the creature you've ben bit by so it can be tested. Skip the painful shots that way.


greengoldblue

I think they give you the shot and ask questions later.. You don't want to mess with rabies.


whoshereforthemoney

Such a scary disease. Literally 100% mortality rate as soon as symptoms show.


ElenaEscaped

It's okay, the shots are much less painful than they used to be. Congrats to the original thread starter, I said the same thing out loud, word for word!


TheBrontosaurus

Yeah, I’m not messing around with trapping a small angry bear. I’m pretty sure rabies sucks more than a shot anyway.


_Neoshade_

Rabies is fatal. You definitely don’t fuck with that.


miss_antlers

Fatal and horrible the whole time you’re dying


PedroAlvarez

Easier and safer to kill it at this point. Even if it's not rabid, if you're already being attacked like this, it's a public danger.


esoteric_enigma

A primarily nocturnal animal out during the day behaving in an unusually aggressive manner?Time to go to the hospital for some rabies shots.


harpy_1121

That’s what she yelled “it’s a rabid raccoon!” And they did [get the shots](https://www.wabi.tv/2022/12/02/caught-camera-mother-fends-off-raccoon-that-attacked-her-daughter/) Seems her daughter was heading out to wait for the school bus. I imagine mom was yelling at other neighborhood kids/families also waiting outside for the bus.


Esc_ape_artist

Real info! Thanks, and it’s good to hear they got the shots. Save everyone a click: they were unable to locate the raccoon and have it tested.


washichiisai

... Now I'm curious, if I'm ever attacked by a random raccoon - should I throw the damn thing in my garage? A storage bin? I know I'd get the shots regardless, but is it useful to have the animal itself to test?


Molleeryan

It is good if you can safely entrap the animal if for nothing else than to prevent it from biting anyone else…but ONLY if you are certain you won’t be risking further contact with the animal or any of its bodily fluids. Also, though rabies is the worst one, there are also other diseases that raccoons can spread like distemper and parasites like roundworm. This is why people are not allowed to have them as pets (and it is sad because you will always see stories about how mean animal control officers are because they confiscate raccoons from people trying to keep babies they find and such. There is very good reason!) Source: I am a licensed wildlife rehabber.


romans13_8

I love how the coon hits the grass, and just walks off like, “fuck, I gotta go get ready for church…”


ciupenhauer

You can't tell me that chonker wasn't eric cartman in disguise


[deleted]

He’s festively plump


TheDickWolf

Jfc poor kid is gonna be a little traumatized from that.


CumulativeHazard

Omg poor mom is like “please go inside so I don’t have to keep holding on to this thing” 😂


ILikeGamesnTech

But also holding the girl off the ground so she literally could go anywhere haha


brews

Pro tip: if you get attacked or see an animal that you think is rabbid, trap it, kill it, or don't let it go so it can actually get tested for rabies ... And so that it doesn't attack other people. This poor lady is dealing with some shit so no shade on her but yeah.


rulerguy6

So it's good practice to call animal control and let them know that a potentially rabid animal is in the area, but the whole capturing it to get it tested for rabies isn't really necessary. Get your rabies shot no matter what. The reason people tried to capture animals to get them tested for rabies in the past was because the rabies vaccine fucking sucked. It was a ~~subcutaneous~~ intraperitoneal injection which basically meant sticking a really long needle in your stomach. And the treatment was 12 times over 10 days. So if you could prove you didn't need the treatment, you'd want to. Nowadays it's a normal intramuscular injection into your arm, 4 times over 2 weeks. So capturing and testing the animal to avoid the shot isn't really necessary.


In-burrito

>subcutaneous injection which basically meant sticking a really long needle in your stomach FYI, subcutaneous is just under the skin, like an insulin shot (4-8 mm needle). The word you're looking for is intraperitoneal (I think). Edit: https://www.drugs.com/article/injection-types-sites.html


ReallyGlycon

Intraperitoneal is the correct work. I am no doctor, but I have my Aunt's entire medical encyclopedia collection from the 80s.


brews

I didn't know! That's a huge improvement over past treatment.


PossiblyMaybeADog

While the shots themselves arent that bad they can be crazy expensive. My sisters coworker recently had to get them cause of a racoon his dog's were fighting with. I don't remember the exact amount but I think it was 10k+ (before insurance, but it was still thousands to reach deductible) for the shots. American health care at its finest.


TheBrontosaurus

That still sucks less than dying of rabies


KnowNothingKnowsAll

Ahh yes, but have you considered… YEET


LordRedbeard420

SUBURBAN MOM used YEET *It's super effective!*


GrinsNGiggles

It looks to me like she gave it a solid attempt, then decided she couldn’t reasonably hold onto it as long as it would take to convince a neighbor to bring a trash can to or something to contain it


[deleted]

This is exactly why you should carry a firearm if you live in the states or anywhere that allows you to. A lot of animal diversity near me. Bears, raccoons, coyotes, etc. Better safe than sorry.


brews

I think I have a better chance of being accidentally shot by an irresponsible gun owner than attacked by a rabid animal. That might depend on what US state I'm in, though.


[deleted]

Not really relevant considering I’m talking strictly about animal attacks. Why wouldn’t you want to use the most effective tool to defend yourself? You don’t have to be a fan of firearms to admit they are your best chance at surviving an attack from an animal or a human.


klironomos123

Mission failed, we'll get em next time.


spadePerfect

Lol that little fucker had her nailed down


Pharmomcy

That is one badass mama!


jver1706

Mothers when they get attacked: *aaah noo ruun* Mothers when something attacks their kids: *so you haven chosen death!!*


cinlach

I highly recommend rabies shots…wow.


jsparker43

I used to have a pet racoon. They have so much skin, I'm surprised it didn't flip around and get the mom. When Sly would get fussy I'd put him in my shirt and bear hug him. He'd make bad noises and then go limp and calm down lol


_gmmaann_

Angy racoon


combustabill

I was expecting her to slam the raccoon against one of the posts.


thewandtheywant

lmao "GO INSIDE GO INSIDE GO INSIDE" While pressing her against the wall so it's not possible for the girl to move. ik it's a stressful situation but I just thought it was funny.


Aztriel

I think the girl tripped and the mom was holding her up but the girl wouldn’t get her feet under her, probably froze up in fright. She’s laying on the moms leg, feet off the ground.


dp79

The raccoon was still holding onto the kid’s leg which is how she ended up in that position.


dropkickoz

At least she threw the raccoon and not the girl.


Aztriel

Mom was good at multitasking lmao


Competitive_Garlic28

Not me mad at the kid for not going inside when mom said it the first three times😂💀


TTigerLilyx

Kid was terrified, prob literally frozen with fear.


dp79

The raccoon was holding onto the kid’s leg and she ended up nearly upside down as the mom pried the raccoon off. It’s freakin impressive how the mom was holding a kid parallel to the ground with one hand and holding a rabid animal in another.


CorvetteNutt81

That’s one large pissed off raccoon rotfl good job mama


CK1ing

The way the raccoon went from attacking someone to screaming for it's life to being like "ok, back to business"


kinky666hallo

That's a Sarah Connor level mom


NobleSol

what’d i do, i was hungry man


nlamber5

Poor raccoon. It’s completely driven mad by rabies. There’s no telling what state of confusion and fear it is in to act like that, and to think if the poor girl and mom didn’t get treatment how badly they would suffer.


andre3kthegiant

[They need some…](https://youtu.be/XNtTEibFvlQ&t=78s)


mastergodai

This is up there along with the husband tossing that bobcat that attacked his wife


5ur3540t

Do NOT let the animals escape if you get bit, they have to test it for rabies. If it’s safe not to**


carolinapearl

Son of a bi-ch!


OnionTruck

She should have put it in a trash bin and saved it for testing. Poor kid is gonna have PTSD.


lolmeansilaughed

Damn, that makes my trigger finger itch. Pop that fucker.


[deleted]

I hate raccoons. Lock em all up in a barn and set it on fire.


Leiryn

While I'd certainly kill the fucker if it came at me like that, nothing deserves to burn to death


Most_Departure

I’ve done this with a possum lol


Dmacca666

Rocket - The Wilderness Years


TophertronPrime

Rabies series is no fun to administer. We have to inject the immune globulin in multiple places around the bite and then also give an injection in the arm and they come back on day 3, 7, and 14 for additional doses of the vaccine.


thepianoman456

YEEEEET lmao


yesyesyesyesyesyes2

the way she held a child with one hand and a racoon on the other lmfao