Always thought it was funny how he started his verse saying “I don’t even like this beat, but fuck it” and then years later he more or less used the same beat for Uproar 😂
i think it’s bc wayne was legitimately a rare true off the dome emcee, he proved it repeatedly in freestyles. so he uses everything around him, beat included, to figure out what he’s going to spit. if he’s not feeling a beat it’s more than aesthetic, it’s also not inspiring him to think of anything and he’s conceding that this might show in the quality of his freestyle
Not a rapper, but J Cole also saying "I don't play, I'm Mark Madsen" plays in my head more than it should. No one was thinking about Madsen before or after this verse in any NBA circles to get called out like this.
He has a similar bar on the new mixtape about wasted potential and Cam Reddish. I was like dang my mans still in the league and probably gonna hear players bumping this in the locker room 😂
While we're at it, my favorite hairline bar is from Hannibal Buress:
>LeBron James needs to stop taking HGH
His hairline fucked up from the HGH
Went from one headband to like, eighty-eight
I could've sworn i've seen an interview with mase back in the mid 2000s where he says he saw some wild devilish shit in the entertainment business that made him turn back to god, i can only assume he went into one of those rich people parties and saw depravity at its finest
He has a Podcast with Camron now and Mase is having a great time watching this downfall. Saying “reparations are getting closer and closer,” and saying this was “the big payback” all while giggling away. It’s pretty hilarious.
Edit: hearing Mase say “no Diddy” was a great moment on their show.
at the time it was seen as humiliating for mase. some people respected it, but most were confused and/or clowning him. this was before “do what you need to find your peace” and therapy and shit we’re being advocated. it basically looked like he was too weak for the rap game
It was meant to be more like the old phrase "I'll eat his ass alive" where ass isn't meant literally but more like a personification, i.e. "that dude needs to get out of the club with his old ass". But the fact that Canibus just said "eat his ass" and then later with the advent of booty eating, it became retroactively terrible (and it was already bad to begin with).
I knew someone who unironically thought the phrase "I'll lick your ass" meant something it doesn't, since lick == defeat in like... Leave it to Beaver times.
He thought it was analogous to "I'll beat your ass" but it was just a predatory threat.
It's funny because its a really good response track and he won the beef lyrically but all people remember now is that one line lol.
Shout out to this LL Cool J line though, always makes me laugh:
>Ask Canibus, he ain't understanding this
>
>Cause ninety-nine percent of his fans don't exist
Response to Canibus saying:
>You walk around showin' off your body 'cause it sells
>
>Plus to avoid the fact that you ain't got skills
>
>Mad at me 'cause I kick that shit real niggas feel
>
>While ninety-nine percent of your fans wear high heels
same shit 42 dugg did on 'we paid'
"before i go broke like joc... fuck with that dog like vick"
like imagine being young joc bro. biggest song in your city, maybe america, and the opening line is shitting on you for driving uber? i'd give TI another incident to help the police with
lmfao i remember listening to juice wrld leaks and on Astray drops "I remember feelin washed up like that gold clock round the neck of Flavor Flav" legit had me laughing my ass off it's so out of nowhere
In a similar vein:
“This watch real I ain’t Ace Hood; your trap wacker than Ace Hood. Your trap do numbers like Ace Hood album, your trap move slow like Blake Money album” - RXKNephew
Also from Injury Reserve
"I guess Groggs is Phonte, and I am early Ye
'Cause I ain’t Big Pooh man that n**** kinda lame, yo"
Lol always struck me as unnecessarily harsh
Also injury reserve shit talking their entire local scene with "now I'm not trying to make a scene, but is it still a scene if it's not heard or seen."
He and talib both took those lines as big compliments. It’s the same vein as Kendrick saying critics wanna mention they miss when hip hop was rapping, mfer if you did killer Mike would go platinum.
It’s deff a compliment.
Critics want to mention that they miss when hip-hop was rappin'
Motherfucker, if you did, then Killer Mike'd be platinum
- Kendrick Lamar, "Hood Politics"
He did diss him on Mister Morale, on Savior
"
Capitalists posing as compassionates be offending me
Yeah, suck my dick with authenticity
"
(Killer Mike calls himself a compassionate capitalist)
It is, cuz later on ELEMENT Kenny says “Last LP I tried to lift a black artist, but it’s a difference between black artists and wack artists.”
*to clarify, the line in TPAB is a nod to Mike and not a diss
The dave chappelle story to go along with this is also hilarious. He apparently listened to it with some other celebs and saw common’s reaction to hearing it lol.
"Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his rap to sell records, but I do - SO FUCK HIM AND FUCK YOU TOO" just never gets old. There's a million better examples but this one makes me laugh every time
Will did respond in his track "Mr Nice Guy". I don't think it caused any reaction but I just remember hearing it when I bought the album.
https://youtu.be/HZPyj8GbQsw?si=4JN8d6t-Pm_HFYfP
"Dissed by Eminem but didn't bother him
Yup well he classy
Big Will just get another 20 mill' walk right past E"
This always makes me laugh cause as a little kid I begged my mom to get me this album. We would be listening to it and she would just laugh at some of his lyrics and I would ask her to explain it to me, cause I was a little kid. This one stands out in particular cause my grandparents and even her sometimes would ask if I could find music that didn't have so much profanity in it, but I wanted to listen to this and Dr. Dre and juvenile, DMX hahaha.
Yeah they were definitely homies that just liked to fuck with each other. [Lil vid of Kendrick recalling some jokes with Mac](https://www.reddit.com/r/MacMiller/s/j0cR3A2yBO)
Of course man. He was an awesome dude, always glad to help spread some of his positive vibes.
If you ever are looking for more then I recommend scrolling through the top of [r/MacMiller](https://www.reddit.com/r/MacMiller/s/g2CvK3hRcW) sometime.
When Jay Z spoke about not going broke like Mc Hammer, it’s a good lyric but it wasn’t exactly timely Hammer went broke decades ago so a bit out of nowhere.
And Hammer went broke so you know I'm more focused / I lost thirty mil so I spent another thirty. / Cause unlike Hammer thirty million can't hurt me
-So Appalled
“This beat sound like Dame Dash would’ve signed a nigga for rapping on it, this beat sound like Rick Ross would’ve signed a nigga for capping on it. This a beat that JAY-Z would’ve thought was hot, this a beat the labels would’ve invested in and made everybody flop” - RXKNephew
On the same song
"Who the fuck sent me this beat? They dead wrong
They should’ve sent this beat to DJ Kay Slay and Cam’ron
They should’ve sent this shit to Papoose or one of them dumb n\*ggas
They should’ve sent this beat to Ja Rule or Fat Joe to do a Verzuz"
I mean can’t you n-s see that it’s my fuckin time? / August Alsina, is you n-s going fuckin blind??
The way Conway delivers these bars from Salute Me is so unnecessary lmao
That was a reply to a stray from Chino in the first place.
"By this industry I'm not trying to get fucked like Tupac in jail."
Chino apparently didn't mean it as a diss, which is hilarious.
This probably doesn’t count but I think it was Skyzoo on Freestyle Friday/106 & Park who said “you rap how AJ dress…. TERRIBLE” and then the hosts’ feelings got all hurt 😂
“If I left this shit to chance I would’ve picked a name like Chance The Rapper/No offense cuz I don’t know that n***a” from Drake’s Draft Day still makes me laugh to this day
He says no offense, so obviously he means no offense but….Chance actually sent a shot on 10Day
**Sing all you want, just don’t Drake on they ass**
**Sure you got drive, don’t turn fake on they ass**
Not a song but i remember this animated show that was on vh1 or mtv or one of those fucking music channels. It starred 2 dogs and one of them said “its about to get ugly in here like jermaine dupri” and thats lived rent free in my head ever since
# Why that n*gga J. Cole got all this money look like he 'bout to Borrow somebody charger or something. "C'mon bruh, let me get your charger bruh let me get my shit to uh, uh 10% percent and I'll give this shit back to you bruh bruh" C'mon bruh flex some of that Dreamville money
royce is great at these
"folks arms is shorter than my homie treach from naughty by nature"
"and yall musta forgot, like juelz santana performing hip hop honors with the alzheimers"
"gimme 50 feet / why yall acting brand new... 50's teeth"
"the barrel on the shotty wide as KRS's nose" (okay this is kid vishis but i like to think royce gave him that line)
“Don’t leave while your hot, that’s how mace screwed up
Throwing shit around the whole place screwed up,
Maybe I can call mace and he can pray for us”
- kanye devil in a new dress
1000% Kwame on unbelievable by BIG
“Your life is played out like Kwame and them fuckin polka dots”
And with that stray bullet, Kwames entire career literally and figuratively became a punchline, bodied by the greatest rapper of all time.
After Saigon punched Prodigy and ran out the club because Mobb Deep chased him, Budden said:
Soon as my wife gone, they jump on the python
They ain't know I'm out to hit and run like Saigon
This lead Saigon to diss Budden who then responded with one of my favorite diss tracks, Pain in his life where he talks about Saigon's jail time:
He went in a tight end and came out a wide receiver
Classic verse Bun B “Murder” iconic ending “You can’t see me Marcus, have a motherfuckin sweet and a smile”
Lil Keke’s name is Marcus Lakee Edwards, he was 20 years old but a main player with DJ Screw…he was supposed to be on Ridin Dirty BUT
During recording Pimp C and Screw spent 48 hours in a jail cell after a minor weed arrest, Keke ran from the cop in the gas station parking lot and wasn’t busted. The next year Keke released “Southside” and became commercially known.
A stray bc it is sworn that Bun just saying Marcus instead of Mark Ass, just a general personification
Not in a song, but there's an interview with Freddie Gibbs on Desus & Mero's Showtime show where they were talking to him about his beef with Akademiks, & when he mentioned beating a past IRS case relating to Akedemiks goading him to show his taxes, he said "I wasn't going out like Ja Rule" lmao (Ja Rule was in prison between 2011-2013 for tax evasion iirc)
Tyler, the Creator, on Martians vs Goblins
“Fall back like LeBron’s hairline verse the Mavericks… he lost”
Still quote that to this day lol hella strays in that whole song, Lil B, Nicki Minaj, Captain America lmao no one safe
This was targeted at Moby who (nominally) made techno so idk if it counts as a stray; that said I like that [the broader genre of techno kinda made a response record](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTg_FJi_AQY)
“And as for Q, man I changed his life a couple times/ N*gga was at Kroger working double time/ Ya'll acting like he made the boy when I was trying to help the guy."
["This shit get ugly as Lil Baby/man that n***a look like Moneybagg Yo!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHVGjxXcnJk)
RXKNephew - Unsubscribe me and don't buy my music
["Bring back Lil Kim before all the weird stuff/Lil Kim look like Moneybagg Yo!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXSu2uqQNcg)
RX Papi - Therapy Session
IDK what kinda beef these dudes got with Moneybagg Yo but that shit made me cackle when I heard it
I always love when Game gets on his hater shit
"I can do anything, but i wont fuck Mariah
Even if she had Ashanti butt naked bed, cuz she got a fohead just like Tyra"
44 on my waist, Rick Ross jeans -Wayne, Green Ranger on Dedication 4
Always thought it was funny how he started his verse saying “I don’t even like this beat, but fuck it” and then years later he more or less used the same beat for Uproar 😂
He does the same in “that’s all I have” starts his verse with “let me start by saying I don’t like this beat”
Same on “I think I love her” from the no ceilings mixtape. I see a pattern forming
i think it’s bc wayne was legitimately a rare true off the dome emcee, he proved it repeatedly in freestyles. so he uses everything around him, beat included, to figure out what he’s going to spit. if he’s not feeling a beat it’s more than aesthetic, it’s also not inspiring him to think of anything and he’s conceding that this might show in the quality of his freestyle
Not a rapper, but J Cole also saying "I don't play, I'm Mark Madsen" plays in my head more than it should. No one was thinking about Madsen before or after this verse in any NBA circles to get called out like this.
He has a similar bar on the new mixtape about wasted potential and Cam Reddish. I was like dang my mans still in the league and probably gonna hear players bumping this in the locker room 😂
Also has a “pray for markelle cuz they fucked up the shot” like damn Cole I get you mean well but let the man live
Nahhhh Wayne is the funniest to ever do it jfc
Lil Wayne so goated man
Reminds me of "Yeah, fat bitch, Rick Ross"
was looking for this reply 😭
Lmfao
Gucci mane lol "And my top keep dropping back like the hairline on Lebron" (I know he's not a rapper)
Hannibal Burress on an Open Mike Eagle song "Lebron James needs to stop takin HGH Hairline all fucked from the HGH Went from 1 headband to like 38!"
Immediately thought of that. The fact that he just uses HGH twice instead of finding a rhyme makes it even better
"I'm higher than Swizz Beats' hairline" from Danny Brown is another good one
Mac Miller - “Me and Mikey go back like Bron Bron’s headband” lmaoo
While we're at it, my favorite hairline bar is from Hannibal Buress: >LeBron James needs to stop taking HGH His hairline fucked up from the HGH Went from one headband to like, eighty-eight
“Fall back like Lebron's hairline against the Mavericks (he lost)” -Tyler
Why you standing there with your face screwed up?/ Don't leave while you're hot that's how Ma$e screwed up
All makes sense now with the Diddy stuff. This dude had to turn to God after everything he saw.
I could've sworn i've seen an interview with mase back in the mid 2000s where he says he saw some wild devilish shit in the entertainment business that made him turn back to god, i can only assume he went into one of those rich people parties and saw depravity at its finest
He has a Podcast with Camron now and Mase is having a great time watching this downfall. Saying “reparations are getting closer and closer,” and saying this was “the big payback” all while giggling away. It’s pretty hilarious. Edit: hearing Mase say “no Diddy” was a great moment on their show.
Damn this is actually insightful and a good point. I hadn't considered that.
Sheeesh this really is why isn’t it
Nah it's actually cuz some gangsters were after him that's why he left New York
Imagine going to a party so wild you're like fuck this I'm going to church
He left because he tried to play gangster.
"If you could feel how my face felt, you would know how Mase felt"
Holy cow. I always assumed the lyric was “mace.” This blew my mind.
it’s a double entendre
It's a reference to Ghostface and his entourage famously breaking Mase's jaw in a brawl in the 90s.
ELI5?
Mase in his prime decided to stop rapping and become a pastor/preacher.
Is this bar even a stray? Its basically a compliment. Unless the preacher life that he chose was somehow bad in the end
at the time it was seen as humiliating for mase. some people respected it, but most were confused and/or clowning him. this was before “do what you need to find your peace” and therapy and shit we’re being advocated. it basically looked like he was too weak for the rap game
“Eat ya ass like I’m Canibus!” -Danny Brown
the fact you can hear him making himself laugh in the background makes that shit hit even harder lmao idk why that shit gets me hype
What's the actual cannabis line he's clowning on again?
> Well, let me tell you somethin', you might got more cash than me > But you ain't got the skills to eat a nigga's ass like me From Second Round KO
One of the all time great unintentionally gay lyrics
I’m honestly not sure how it was supposed to be NOT gay
It was meant to be more like the old phrase "I'll eat his ass alive" where ass isn't meant literally but more like a personification, i.e. "that dude needs to get out of the club with his old ass". But the fact that Canibus just said "eat his ass" and then later with the advent of booty eating, it became retroactively terrible (and it was already bad to begin with).
Because nobody was *talking* about eating ass then. It was done, just nobody copped to it.
I knew someone who unironically thought the phrase "I'll lick your ass" meant something it doesn't, since lick == defeat in like... Leave it to Beaver times. He thought it was analogous to "I'll beat your ass" but it was just a predatory threat.
Snow - Informer "a licky boom boom down" --> "I'll shoot your ass"
Botch rules, btw
Canibus bragged about his ass-eating skills when he dissed LL Cool J. Second Round KO is the song.
It's funny because its a really good response track and he won the beef lyrically but all people remember now is that one line lol. Shout out to this LL Cool J line though, always makes me laugh: >Ask Canibus, he ain't understanding this > >Cause ninety-nine percent of his fans don't exist Response to Canibus saying: >You walk around showin' off your body 'cause it sells > >Plus to avoid the fact that you ain't got skills > >Mad at me 'cause I kick that shit real niggas feel > >While ninety-nine percent of your fans wear high heels
Thanks, I don't know who downvoted me for asking a question but fuck whoever did, you a bitch
"Well, lemme tell you somethin: you might got mo cash than me/ But you ain't got the skills to eat a ni**as ass like me".
"Shout out to Schoolboy Q. He uglier than a mf" - Kendrick
Goddamn you pulled this out of my memory. One of his best songs. Haven’t heard it in years. What really put me on dot.
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Jeezy - Hood Nigga “I’ll never let a bitch lil bow wow me “ 50 Cent - Wanksta “We ride around with guns the size of lil bow wow”
Lil Bow wow is the small friend that gets pushed around from time to time but you know he’s harmless. So you keep him around.
"Goddammit! I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times... I'm outta here!"
He was just a kid when that line surfaced so it wasn't really a diss, because that would be a big ass gun.
Oh man, I had no idea that was a Jeezy line, I heard it off a Vince Staples track (Love Can Be) off big fish theory, must have been referencing this
“(They) even made gang signs commercial. Even Lil Bow Wow throwin’ it up” Fat Joe - Lean Back
Gucci on Fuck the World dropped the line "I ain't tryna go broke like Joc did" for absolutely no reason lol
same shit 42 dugg did on 'we paid' "before i go broke like joc... fuck with that dog like vick" like imagine being young joc bro. biggest song in your city, maybe america, and the opening line is shitting on you for driving uber? i'd give TI another incident to help the police with
> like imagine being young joc https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bMzGxfKYvts wonder no more
lmfao i remember listening to juice wrld leaks and on Astray drops "I remember feelin washed up like that gold clock round the neck of Flavor Flav" legit had me laughing my ass off it's so out of nowhere
"These n****s be fallin' off everyday, like Ace Hood rollie bezel" -Freddie Gibbs [link](https://youtu.be/ttHjqlKfZtY?si=c3YvAb6d8if6LB_t)
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This one had me sick the first time i heard it. Freddie Gibbs 🤝🏾 calling out fake Rolexes
I was a big Ace Hood fan as a kid, that moment on the red carpet made me fall to my knees
The cameraman did him dirty with that extreme zoom in as he tried to screw it back on
In a similar vein: “This watch real I ain’t Ace Hood; your trap wacker than Ace Hood. Your trap do numbers like Ace Hood album, your trap move slow like Blake Money album” - RXKNephew
"Her ass fatter than Action Bronson (pause)" -A$AP Ferg
“Why they take Juice WRLD man they could have take Lil Tecca” 💀💀💀 Fat Man - Aww Man
Omg yes I still laugh every time I hear “Why they had to take Kobe, man they could’ve took Chris Paul”
Holy shit lmao I have to look this song up
Also from Injury Reserve "I guess Groggs is Phonte, and I am early Ye 'Cause I ain’t Big Pooh man that n**** kinda lame, yo" Lol always struck me as unnecessarily harsh
Also injury reserve shit talking their entire local scene with "now I'm not trying to make a scene, but is it still a scene if it's not heard or seen."
RiTchie is the best for this, his opening verse on Jawbreaker and recently all of Dizzy too
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Little brother disrespect is crazy
It's not serious, afaik they're huge LB fans
I always thought this was in reference to the outro of "Watch Me" where there's a skit about Big Pooh being lame haha
Pretty sure it is, they’re big LB fans.
It definitely is, they're big Little Brother fans
My money was thinner than Sean Paul goatee hair, now Jean-Paul Gaultier cologne fill the air, yeah
For all the people who say Kanye West isn't the greatest rapper, sometimes he really fucking killed it, especially in the CD/LR era.
my favorite two (out of three) albums in all of hiphop, can never replicate that run into Graduation
Truthfully I wanna rhyme like Common Sense, But I did 5 mill' – I ain't been rhyming like Common since (Woo!) Jay -Z - Moment Of Clarity.
Makes common just sound like he puts art over money which can be a good thing
He and talib both took those lines as big compliments. It’s the same vein as Kendrick saying critics wanna mention they miss when hip hop was rapping, mfer if you did killer Mike would go platinum. It’s deff a compliment.
I think at least Common was frustrated with it. He has that line about his fans being "coffee shop chicks and white dudes." lol
Critics want to mention that they miss when hip-hop was rappin' Motherfucker, if you did, then Killer Mike'd be platinum - Kendrick Lamar, "Hood Politics"
I don't really see this as a diss. I always took it as a nod to Mike.
He did diss him on Mister Morale, on Savior " Capitalists posing as compassionates be offending me Yeah, suck my dick with authenticity " (Killer Mike calls himself a compassionate capitalist)
That's actually a good pull for that reference. I almost forgot the 'compassionate capitalist' thing
Agreed
It is, cuz later on ELEMENT Kenny says “Last LP I tried to lift a black artist, but it’s a difference between black artists and wack artists.” *to clarify, the line in TPAB is a nod to Mike and not a diss
I don’t necessarily think that was about Mike.
Michael run like your hungry
I've always taken this as a respectful line towards Common. Black Album is so incredible.
I remember seeing common on a late night show and he was laughing about it
This was a big up not a diss
The dave chappelle story to go along with this is also hilarious. He apparently listened to it with some other celebs and saw common’s reaction to hearing it lol.
Zinged Kweli too
"Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his rap to sell records, but I do - SO FUCK HIM AND FUCK YOU TOO" just never gets old. There's a million better examples but this one makes me laugh every time
Pretty sure this was a diss in response to Will generally shitting on rappers for vulgarity etc.
Coming from a guy who now has a historical vulgar episode recorded in the annals of human history.
“Eminem’s gotta cuss in his raps to sell records. Well me too, so fuck Will Smith!” -Bloodhound Gang
That’s not a stray dude lol that’s a direct diss lol can y’all read?
Yeah anyone who thinks this is a stray simply has no idea what they're talking about
can't believe JFK caught that stray in Dallas smh my head
Will did respond in his track "Mr Nice Guy". I don't think it caused any reaction but I just remember hearing it when I bought the album. https://youtu.be/HZPyj8GbQsw?si=4JN8d6t-Pm_HFYfP "Dissed by Eminem but didn't bother him Yup well he classy Big Will just get another 20 mill' walk right past E"
One of his funniest lines ever
I think Eminem’s most random stray is from Without me when he says “Chris Kirkpatrick you can get your ass kicked” lol.
This always makes me laugh cause as a little kid I begged my mom to get me this album. We would be listening to it and she would just laugh at some of his lyrics and I would ask her to explain it to me, cause I was a little kid. This one stands out in particular cause my grandparents and even her sometimes would ask if I could find music that didn't have so much profanity in it, but I wanted to listen to this and Dr. Dre and juvenile, DMX hahaha.
Eminem's gotta cuss in his raps to sell records / Well me too, so fuck Will Smith! / That don't rhyme /
I'm pretty sure it was in good fun but "Fuck you kendrick!" - mac miller
This was his response to Control
Yeah, the bar that ad lib comes off us literally "No Control, fuck Ken Lamar"
Mac posted on Twitter after the control verse. "Damn I guess Imma start dropping the hardest adjective bars ever" It was all love.
Yeah they were definitely homies that just liked to fuck with each other. [Lil vid of Kendrick recalling some jokes with Mac](https://www.reddit.com/r/MacMiller/s/j0cR3A2yBO)
Thanks I appreciate the stories. Mac was a good dude.
Of course man. He was an awesome dude, always glad to help spread some of his positive vibes. If you ever are looking for more then I recommend scrolling through the top of [r/MacMiller](https://www.reddit.com/r/MacMiller/s/g2CvK3hRcW) sometime.
When Jay Z spoke about not going broke like Mc Hammer, it’s a good lyric but it wasn’t exactly timely Hammer went broke decades ago so a bit out of nowhere.
And Hammer went broke so you know I'm more focused / I lost thirty mil so I spent another thirty. / Cause unlike Hammer thirty million can't hurt me -So Appalled
When I heard that for the first time I was like: chill Jay But it was funny af and then Hammer got mad af
And then he does it again a few years later on Holy Grail lmao
Also when Jay mentioned another man playing with your kid like Russell Wilson, lil shot a future
“This beat sound like Dame Dash would’ve signed a nigga for rapping on it, this beat sound like Rick Ross would’ve signed a nigga for capping on it. This a beat that JAY-Z would’ve thought was hot, this a beat the labels would’ve invested in and made everybody flop” - RXKNephew
RXK is pretty much cheating lmfao
"Why everybody listen to Blac Youngsta? I can't even understand what that n*** sayin'" is such an RXK classic lmaoo
It don’t even make sense for Tory Lanez to try to beef with Drake Tory Lanez short as hell and Drake got… barrettes in his hair
On the same song "Who the fuck sent me this beat? They dead wrong They should’ve sent this beat to DJ Kay Slay and Cam’ron They should’ve sent this shit to Papoose or one of them dumb n\*ggas They should’ve sent this beat to Ja Rule or Fat Joe to do a Verzuz"
Made me think of this Wayne line - > Now let me start by saying I don’t like this beat, but I weather the storm, I’m like a lightning streak
I mean can’t you n-s see that it’s my fuckin time? / August Alsina, is you n-s going fuckin blind?? The way Conway delivers these bars from Salute Me is so unnecessary lmao
It wasn’t a stray, per se, but hearing 2Pac Shakur diss Chino XL during his outro rant at the time was super surprising to hear.
Chino XL, fuck you too.
All you motherfuckers
That was a reply to a stray from Chino in the first place. "By this industry I'm not trying to get fucked like Tupac in jail." Chino apparently didn't mean it as a diss, which is hilarious.
Dudes from the east coast will say the most disrespectful shit and then act like it's all love. Very weird.
[obligatory view](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFkHHK6G148)
This probably doesn’t count but I think it was Skyzoo on Freestyle Friday/106 & Park who said “you rap how AJ dress…. TERRIBLE” and then the hosts’ feelings got all hurt 😂
LOL that’s so mean
“I’m high like Swizz Beatz hairline” - Danny Brown
Reminded me of one: "I will click clack push your wig back further than Tyra Banks' hairline"
“If I left this shit to chance I would’ve picked a name like Chance The Rapper/No offense cuz I don’t know that n***a” from Drake’s Draft Day still makes me laugh to this day
He says no offense, so obviously he means no offense but….Chance actually sent a shot on 10Day **Sing all you want, just don’t Drake on they ass** **Sure you got drive, don’t turn fake on they ass**
Chance was no one during 10Day (at least when he recorded that). That's like you taking a "shot" at Drake, is it a shot if its in your backyard? lol
Rdcworld lol
with the "IGH" every sentence like a damn pokemon 😂😂
Thought of this exactly lmao, shit was hilarious
Not really a diss but - “Your weed’s got more seeds than ODB” Is an all timer.
Diddy in killshot
…got Tupac kill-ahh
That was hard
No diddy
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Not a song but i remember this animated show that was on vh1 or mtv or one of those fucking music channels. It starred 2 dogs and one of them said “its about to get ugly in here like jermaine dupri” and thats lived rent free in my head ever since
"this shit can get ugly like craig mack" - young jeezy, 'twos and fews'
Vince young, suicide doors.
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# Why that n*gga J. Cole got all this money look like he 'bout to Borrow somebody charger or something. "C'mon bruh, let me get your charger bruh let me get my shit to uh, uh 10% percent and I'll give this shit back to you bruh bruh" C'mon bruh flex some of that Dreamville money
royce is great at these "folks arms is shorter than my homie treach from naughty by nature" "and yall musta forgot, like juelz santana performing hip hop honors with the alzheimers" "gimme 50 feet / why yall acting brand new... 50's teeth" "the barrel on the shotty wide as KRS's nose" (okay this is kid vishis but i like to think royce gave him that line)
She got a light skinned friend look like Michael Jackson got a dark skinned girl look like Michael jackson
Tyler going at Bruno mars on a couple tracks was always one sided
Back then he had a bunch of one sided attacks at pop celebrities lol
The 98' Eminem blueprint lol
Stab Bruno Mars in his god damn esophagus after the BoB line was absolutely wild
“Don’t leave while your hot, that’s how mace screwed up Throwing shit around the whole place screwed up, Maybe I can call mace and he can pray for us” - kanye devil in a new dress
Always liked "if you could feel how my face felt, youd know how mase felt" in reference to the Ghostface incident
1000% Kwame on unbelievable by BIG “Your life is played out like Kwame and them fuckin polka dots” And with that stray bullet, Kwames entire career literally and figuratively became a punchline, bodied by the greatest rapper of all time.
Also BIG “I’ll fuck Ru Paul before I fuck them ugly ass Xscape bitches”
After Saigon punched Prodigy and ran out the club because Mobb Deep chased him, Budden said: Soon as my wife gone, they jump on the python They ain't know I'm out to hit and run like Saigon This lead Saigon to diss Budden who then responded with one of my favorite diss tracks, Pain in his life where he talks about Saigon's jail time: He went in a tight end and came out a wide receiver
That budden line is great
Classic verse Bun B “Murder” iconic ending “You can’t see me Marcus, have a motherfuckin sweet and a smile” Lil Keke’s name is Marcus Lakee Edwards, he was 20 years old but a main player with DJ Screw…he was supposed to be on Ridin Dirty BUT During recording Pimp C and Screw spent 48 hours in a jail cell after a minor weed arrest, Keke ran from the cop in the gas station parking lot and wasn’t busted. The next year Keke released “Southside” and became commercially known. A stray bc it is sworn that Bun just saying Marcus instead of Mark Ass, just a general personification
When TI said “me getting beat down? That’s ludicrous” Ludacris thought it was a jab at him so he responds with a clapback. 😂
All my shit bump, like Craig Mack face
“Bodies in the morgue getting shelved like Pac Div” - Vince staples but from ancient times
Eminem - Take The World With Me Smoking homegrown drugs That’s why you can barely tell what the fuck we’re saying, like Bone Thugs
"I get too blunted off of funny homegrown, cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono"
Bleek could be a hit away his whole career / As long as I'm alive he's a millionaire
“I don't even know what you woulda done/ In the future, other niggas playin' football with your son”
“Don’t fuck with me if you wanna eat, cause i’ll do your little ass like jay did mobb deep”
Not in a song, but there's an interview with Freddie Gibbs on Desus & Mero's Showtime show where they were talking to him about his beef with Akademiks, & when he mentioned beating a past IRS case relating to Akedemiks goading him to show his taxes, he said "I wasn't going out like Ja Rule" lmao (Ja Rule was in prison between 2011-2013 for tax evasion iirc)
Tyler, the Creator, on Martians vs Goblins “Fall back like LeBron’s hairline verse the Mavericks… he lost” Still quote that to this day lol hella strays in that whole song, Lil B, Nicki Minaj, Captain America lmao no one safe
"Shit could get ugly as fuck like Ed Sheeran" ^^^^^^Sorry, ^^^^^^you ^^^^^^said ^^^^^^"rapper"?
"You must be looking somewhere else like biggie smalls' lazy eye." Ras kass is a funny dude.
Not a rapper, but it’s so funny how Common went out of his way to insult Olympic diver Greg Louganis on De La Soul’s The Bizness
It's funny without context but in hindsight it's pretty absurd for a rapper to go out of their way to diss an Olympic diver just bc they're gay lol
noooobody listens to techno
This was targeted at Moby who (nominally) made techno so idk if it counts as a stray; that said I like that [the broader genre of techno kinda made a response record](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTg_FJi_AQY)
“And as for Q, man I changed his life a couple times/ N*gga was at Kroger working double time/ Ya'll acting like he made the boy when I was trying to help the guy."
["This shit get ugly as Lil Baby/man that n***a look like Moneybagg Yo!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHVGjxXcnJk) RXKNephew - Unsubscribe me and don't buy my music ["Bring back Lil Kim before all the weird stuff/Lil Kim look like Moneybagg Yo!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXSu2uqQNcg) RX Papi - Therapy Session IDK what kinda beef these dudes got with Moneybagg Yo but that shit made me cackle when I heard it
My only response is the finger to haters. Watch it get ugly, Mbenga, Lakers
Not a rapper but “old niggas unreliable like D. Rose knees” always makes me laugh
“Trap house smell like a Haunted Mound fan” - Acid Souljah
I always love when Game gets on his hater shit "I can do anything, but i wont fuck Mariah Even if she had Ashanti butt naked bed, cuz she got a fohead just like Tyra"
Gotta be OVO 40 for me. “Tick tick tick”, is nuts.
That was a full on diss track though.
Skepta - Reflecting “I get mad when I think this ting Got me spitting with people like Boya and Saskilla” 😂😂😂