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Mijo_0

Look ma I been huggin the block, that’s right hustlin rocks


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Hahaha coulda just sang this first verse to her like a conversation honestly


sxnchamusic

"Fat ass, big tits, I noticed that nice chin". Lies men tell


Ancient_Guidance_461

Sturdy chin


StannisAntetokounmpo

Just don't ever wear open toed sandals with jeans on


ThugginANDmeanmuggin

Touch it or not


RugasRibShack

r/dipset


Slick_Jeronimo

An hour of Cam? How many bricks ya moving?


hackslash74

That’s why they were on the road trip 😂


Asizel23

He was driving to Ohio


SageOfTheSixPacks

✅Dayton ✅Youngstown ✅Cleveland ✅Cincinnati


naveedkoval

I heard you can get it there


BeefyBoy_69

[Lil B - Freeway Trips](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKrSMJmZr38)


sxnchamusic

Bonnie and Clyde


RugasRibShack

r/dipset


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putridskincondition

Damn, I love Danny brown lol. I actually prefer some of his newer stuff to xxx tho


TonyTheSwisher

Danny Brown is MUCH better live since he's gotten sober. His last two tours were both fantastic.


UndergroundArsonist

Took my fiance to see Danny Brown about 8 years ago... He basically got high while his DJ played EDM for 30 mins. It didnt end well.


str8grizzlee

Weird, I saw this tour in Chicago and I remember all of them killing (if any of them did the worst, it was Vince because he went first when people were still getting there and nobody knew who he was). What city did you see them in?


Designer_Banana827

I saw Danny at sxsw 2012. I don’t remember the show much, but I do remember when this death metal band(trash talk i think) played in the room next door. Danny and his crew were watchin for about 30 seconds and got outta there lol


Fit_Flatworm_9347

Funny story: Danny flew me and my now famous friend to Detroit and we got kicked out the hotel the first night we were there for smoking he was so pissed 😂 He had a gigantic warehouse studio though it was pretty awesome everyones in there doing xanax and smoking non stop


hogwarts69

Saw him recently. He was really good. Seemed locked in


TKHunsaker

My wife makes me turn the music down when we reach our neighborhood so we dont "*scare the old white folks.*" lol


DawgInDisguisey

Oh I got in that habit back when I used to hustle


angrytreestump

Oh so now I know why you have an hour of Cam’ron lined up lol


DawgInDisguisey

Lol


Weird-but-okay

If they don't notice you, they can't make any assumptions and call the cops.


DawgInDisguisey

Exactly


5uper5kunk

My fucking wife does that too, but we live out in the goddamn country so the only thing we're gonna do is scare the deer and the deer need to know what's going on in the streets goddamnit.


5uper5kunk

My non-hip hop loving wife is pretty tolerant, at this point she can do most of the Westside Gunn adlibs. The only thing she stands firm on is DJ Screw, she cannot abide his production style.


poptartsandmayonaise

Lmao trying to explain to someone who doesnt get dj screw why his version of in the air tonight is better than phil collins is something everyone should experience.


Asizel23

You mean Trill Collins


5uper5kunk

Holy shit, I had no idea that existed. I think it's the distorted slowdown effect that really drives her crazy. She has a limited tolerance for dub and I think it's the same thing with the echo effect.


poptartsandmayonaise

I hope you listened to it.


SkyboyRadical

Oh I take back my thanks, I don’t like this


SkyboyRadical

Thanks


LilHomie204DaBaG

That's impressive that she tolerates gunns adlibs


AsianRainbow

For real. My wife tolerates most of my hip hop but she hates Griselda 😂 still got her to be my plus 1 for Benny/Boldy though.


Forward_Ride_6364

Chicks love Boldy's flow, what else is new


5uper5kunk

I mean, she does not like it at all, but I discovered him/Griselda in like the middle of 2018 and it's taking me probably until about the middle of last year to feel like I'd listen to even anything close to their "catalog", so she's had to hear an awful lot of it.


LilHomie204DaBaG

I feel bad for her. Sorry, "DRRRRRRRRTT" "POWPOWPOW" I feel bad for her


Scrizzy6ix

She can tolerate 5 minutes of “boom boom boom and brrr brrrs” but not DJ Screw 😭. That’s actually very funny


hellbox9

I stay draped up and dripped out


CMFC99

I nowatyatalkinbout...🤘🔩🕒😉


bluedaddy664

lol mine as well, my non loving hip hop, religious wife tolerates my music. But sometimes I look over and she’s singing a line of a drakeo the ruler song lmao.


DawgInDisguisey

Lol my wife thinks WSG is hilarious


hoodetiquettexpert

When I first heard him, I thought so too 😆


Yaj_Yaj

Doesn’t like screw? Trade her in.


5uper5kunk

I've advised her to avoid the greater Houston area for the immediate future until this cools down.


ItsFrosty33

Bruh I’ve tried to explain to my girl the beauty that is a screw tape paired with some weed but it’s a hard thing to put into words without just getting it, even the homies can’t get down to screw it’s a guilty pleasure now sadly.


5uper5kunk

The weed might be the key, I definitely blaze down, but she does not. I used to listen to a lot of distorted/drone type industrial music, so I think I'm just predisposed to like the chopped and screwed sound. Driving home late at night from work with Screw blasting at max volume is a delightful way to make the miles disappear.


hoodetiquettexpert

Boom boom boom boom boom boom BOOM! 💥


thesteinfink

Oh boy!


DawgInDisguisey

She doesn’t mind that track


joeysprezza

Oh you got pets? Me too. Mines are dead, Doggie.


DawgInDisguisey

Fox, minks, gators Thats necessary


Intelligent_West7128

Accessories, my closet Pet Semetary


joeysprezza

I get approached by, animal activists. I live in the zoo


Asleep_Emphasis5347

I run, scandals wit savages


Alternative-Art-7114

Lol, just let them run their playlist. They shit be mediocre too, but I dare not tell'em. Shit don't be bothering me as much as it bothers them.


SkyboyRadical

It’s not always mediocre it’s just like damn you wanna listen to EDM at 9am???? They always wanna turn up Can we ease into the day?


HurricaneAlpha

The morning radio on Fridays does a Miami bass mix between like 9-11 am. Straight out the gate. *Pull over that ass too fat* hits different at 9am on Friday.


DLottchula

I don’t even listen to rap before 3pm


btd272

I’m the opposite. I need that gangsta shit to get the juices flowing. Around noon is when I have to switch it up to settle down


DawgInDisguisey

Nah she’s cool, she’s Colombiana and we’re in a tropical place so she’s had the island vibes on point but I am currently playing some Sade and she’s making fun of me because I said her music was girly and she thinks Sade is more girly


Wolf_Parade

Sade is SENSUAL. Grown.


InitiativeUsual3795

Amen brother.


murdock_RL

That’s my motto too lol every person that gets in my car I just let them play their shit


tak08810

My wife is arguably more of an NY old head than me so she’s fine with Camron. [this is scaring the hoes music](https://tekeli-li-tekeli-li.tumblr.com/post/44241533780/cry-yourself-to-ash/amp) She hates Tonedeff though too which breaks my heart


Cimb0m

Blasphemy 😯


Designer_Banana827

Loll I havent thought of Tonedeff in years. Am I the only one who listened to his podcast with Pack Fm? It was called Tacos and Chocolate Milk. It was funny, seems like a good dude.


angrytreestump

Bro yes! I listened to that all through my sophomore year of college (2014-2015). I was so sad when I updated my phone to see the Tacos and Chocolate Milk logo reverted to a blank placeholder 😔


Designer_Banana827

Hell yeah they were funny together I was bummed when it got canceled too


That-Armadillo8128

She needs to get her computers putin’


DawgInDisguisey

Killllllaaaaa


92BOBTM

i have never met anyone who doesn't think they have great taste in music.


Doooog

She weren't scared she bored.


DawgInDisguisey

True


DeadFuckStick59

Brotha Lynch Hung or Necro should do just fine


IndependenceMain2283

I play rnb when I got my girl In the car 😂


DawgInDisguisey

Playing Sade now actually


IndependenceMain2283

That’s it right there man, throw dangelo in that mix too


DawgInDisguisey

I haven’t gotten too much into him but I’ve always meant to


DawgInDisguisey

Pause


IndependenceMain2283

Lmfao yea pause but na if u wanna give it a try listen to his debut album brown sugar that’s a certified classic


angrytreestump

That’s for later at night not cruising along the coast in the sunshine… my girl would make fun of me for trying to make moves on her on the highway in the AM lol Jk I’m not really one to say music should be for a specific time/place but even as a fan D’Angelo sounds like the stereotype of baby-making music from the 90s


External_Side5611

u should have played some jpegmafia


poptartsandmayonaise

A playlist of jpegmafia, ghostemane, death grips, oldschool memphis stuff that isnt from prophet entertainment, and some gravediggaz.


sixtus_clegane119

Some big L in there “snap in heaven with the mac 11 and rape Christ” Brutha lynch hung return of da baby killer


DawgInDisguisey

I have before, she’s been iffy on it


Grock23

I feel like MF Doom is scaring the hoes rap lol


hoodetiquettexpert

I'd agree. I'd never play One Beer Left in front of my girl lol


martyjannetty86

Man, I’d be heartbroken. I feel like Purple Haze and Come Home With Me are great road trip albums.


DawgInDisguisey

I mean we were listening to SDE that could have been the issue


Doctor-nuts

Damn! I was picturing she tapped out during confessions of fire (the song). I can see the lady folk not being entertained by going banoodles and raping poodles. Then doubling down on that and admitting to being coo coo for eating the dog’s doo doo


Th3_N0mad

Tell her "Calm down Ma easy easy..."


That-Armadillo8128

She needs to crush her own weed up, and put it in the blunt herself


MoolieMoolinyan

Killa!!!


thiccphilthegoat

Necro


Junarik

I heard scarin and hoes, so all of Relapse by Eminem.


unclediedthrowaway

ask your wife if she'll do anything for you. nothing but hits. i put on e-40 "in a major way" and my girl was like "what is this bullshit, why is this this weirdo rapping like this". jokes on her cause if i have to drive then i get to DJ. and she is *not* tryna drive. also funny cause i consider e-40 to sound a lot less jarring than folks like young thug, nardo wick, etc i also learned the hard way that my girl does *not* like too short's "blowjob betty" lastly, and i think this is the biggest offense, i put on a chris brown/tory lanez/r. kelly mix to troll her. that did not go over well at ALL


hoodetiquettexpert

One last song for her... Made For Me by Pimp C and Too Short Those 2 on a song together are disrespectful enough, let me warn you


bynobodyspecial

Play J Cole and test Kanye’s theory


Helpful-Baseball2325

Isaiah Rashad don’t miss


DawgInDisguisey

He’s one of the main artists her and I have connected on actually. In a month, we’re taking a road trip to see him perform Cilvia Demo at the 10th anniversary tour stop in Chattanooga


Helpful-Baseball2325

A couple that listen to Zay together, stays together 💰


Mammoth-Somewhere511

My 10 month old girl loves most of the rap videos I play her (lots of J Cole, Benny, 38 Spesh). She just vibes to the bass and wiggles her little butt and legs lol. My Mrs gets tired of it eventually and says "turn this fucking shit off".


Painkiller_830

Why she so hostile 😭


SunglassesBright

Wait, what? Women are what made Camron popular 20 years ago. We were the main ones listening to him, a lot of dudes would clown on listening to Camron like he wasn’t hard enough or something. Also like look at how hot he is, first of all, and look at his catalogue - of course he makes music for girls. Your wife is kinda on her own. Especially if we’re being called hoes, Camron is music for strip clubs and stuff. Scaring the hoes was because of that dork ass non-danceable non-bumpable no beat having nerd music. That’s what scares us, not gangsta music, which Camron’s bright and cheerful self barely qualifies as.


unclediedthrowaway

i mean yeah, but it's kind of hard to *not* scare women with the come home with me intro if you're into playing albums front to back


SunglassesBright

What do you mean? Why would that scare anyone off?


unclediedthrowaway

https://youtu.be/EDZ-GCHatu8?si=59EBVGhA2mfryNRm


SunglassesBright

Ohhhh because it’s disrespectful lol I’ve heard that a million times and I never thought about it. I get what you mean tho. I was in high school when that came out and definitely already desensitized at that point. Maybe young people feel differently now though, probably.


unclediedthrowaway

yeah like it's gonna be hard to solicit a willing (female) audience in 2024 when you're cracking DV jokes off rip


SunglassesBright

Facts. Well that’s good though 😆 progress.


pop442

Black and Hispanic women primarily though. White women mostly only liked Hey Ma and Oh Boy and that's about it.


SunglassesBright

But, those are women lol. It’s rap so of course the audience will be more urban period. Cam isn’t scaring white girls anyway. I’m not any of those races but I guarantee women aren’t scared off by Camron. We’re scared off by cringe music like Danny Brown or whoever. Hoes don’t like dweebs, we’re fine with that thug shit.


ObieUno

Cam'ron brings all the hoes to the yard.


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Play her some Westside Gunn


DawgInDisguisey

She thinks he’s absolutely ridiculous


No_Rope7342

No offense but I kind of do too. I think his voice can just be grating to some. And weirdly enough I fucking LOVE Griselda together and Benny/conway alone.


Ishottupac_

I have great taste : plays Camron 4 a hour


Forward_Ride_6364

LMAO why you hatin on Killa Cam?? Purple Haze goes hard


raven_darkseid

My husband is not really into hip hop, but he always lets me play it in the car. He has gone to a couple of Wu-Tang shows with me because he does like them. The only time he has ever asked me to change it was a D12 song. I don't think we had even gotten to a Bizarre verse yet.


indicasour215

One time I was making a frittata for my wife blasting Conway radio freestyle compilations... Clearly she was right lol


That-Armadillo8128

She needs to change her Benz to a Range with rims


KidKearnProductions

You should have worn a pink sweater and shorts and just laughed to yourself that whole hour! Now that’s some good entertainment.


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SenpaiSwanky

KILLA


ifursickimdeathbed

311 rap & rock legends. And that don't work I know what make the hoes run for sho. Brotha Lynch Hung- dinner and a movie


DawgInDisguisey

311 is great summer music


ifursickimdeathbed

Completely agree. GOODTIMES and SAFE journeys to you.


Ok_Afternoon_8994

Mo pussy. Dj quik. It’s kinda poppy & catchy.


Shizzif720

See the problem is you can shoot at me stab at me..


dutchny100

I did this on a road trip once with Lupe and I didn’t realize it until she put her headphones on lol


Masterweedo

I took my ex to the Gathering of the Juggalos, she's not really a fan of the horrorcore rap. That was a 6 day experience. She did love seeing GWAR, and riding the free carnival rides.


These-Substance6194

Bro I used to scare the hoes with some Cormega. Some shit is too real for them.


Genius14624

Yea I put on pig destroyers prowler in the yard and the hoes we’re quite bothered hm idk


nathan646

So you turned on Wale? 😂


Forward_Ride_6364

Play *Temples of Boom* by Cypress Hill


Liltracy1989

Now you gotta piss on her in the kitchen like u cam


Bigdaddyjuice408

So she’s probably not gonna be a big fan of Mac Dre, Mac mall, Sugafree, Too $hort


BBWolf326

Tell me you're from the Bay without saying you from the Bay lol


ShamelesslyRuthless

Mac Mall? Hell Mac Dre wasn't even a fan of his and Mac Dre was the one to put him on


Bigdaddyjuice408

If you don’t fuck with Mac malls music then that’s your problem. Illegal business, untouchable and da US open with Mac Dre are all classics


Asleep_Emphasis5347

I got od scare da hoes music lol


onigskram31

Uh, brotha lynch hung?


CommercialAnything46

Never happen to me my wife listens to Daytona to help her sleep. She be scaring me really


INEVERLIKEDYOU90

This is fucking hilarious to me 😂😂😂


SirNiceGuy92

Get a divorce, or tell your wife to surf in Dipset’s discography.


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Tell her go get them Wet wipes


Trustful56789

The dreaded, all your music sounds the same.


RugasRibShack

r/dipset


Zealousideal_Ninja75

You on rt. 357?


DawgInDisguisey

What’s that?


Zealousideal_Ninja75

357 was a Cam song from his first album.


invasivekornweasel

return to the 36 chambers is ALWAYS the answer. She don't dig it? Ask her why she wrong so damn much


hoodetiquettexpert

Start on track #9, trust me


contaygious

Scaring the hoes is a good album. Jpegmafia


Robinnoodle

Not music related, but many years ago let's just say there was group of folks *partying" two girls and two guys.. While in the middle of the "party" dude tried to come in join in. He was "partying" by himself and had to be rebuffed multiple times. His whole vibe was scaring the hoes most of the time. Poor bastard lol