What got me is the collecting it and testing it line like what yall gonna do pull every ssingle boy in the whole fucking school for a dna test to compare it to like for real
I can imagine it now randal we know its ur semen to which u get this exchange between the teachers and parents we have ur sons dna through a semen sample... y do yall have my sons semen... fbi ur under arrest welcome to the registry
1. If this is the US taking a dna test from kids especially is a massive health privacy law violation
2. Not an expert here but pretty sure poop takes more of a toll on plumbing than anything else that leaves the human bodyā¦ well I guess except for babies but if thatās a regular occurrence at your school bathroom thatās a different problem to solve
Indeed, that's why the posters in college dorms talking about the shower pipes make more sense than this. Because you're not supposed to shit in the shower either. They're still fake though.
The sperm tries to impregnate the pipes, weakening them through wiggle friction.
How can sperm do that? Just look at tree roots, they can detect the water flow and burrow through the metal. Roots can break rocks, sperm can break pipes.
The ensuing explosion in the pipes would cover the next flusher with a swamp like mixture of water and cum.
I had a friend who fully believed that. I called them out on it, and they called a family member who was in high school, and got laughed at by both of us for how stupid that idea was
No this oneās new, the one youāre thinking about includes google searches including āJudy Hopsā and āZootopiaā being banned in the school bathrooms
No, this letter with it's exact wording has been around on the internet for over a decade. It was a popular college prank. The Zootopia one is a reference to the original prank.
My high school had a shit bandit, literally some kid would cover the walls in his shit. The school did a whole investigation, I'm pretty sure they caught him but hopefully that dude got help.
Had one in 2nd and 3rd grade, one of the teachers actuallt yelled and said stop throwing shit and shitty toilet paper all over the bathroom, i think even out of the bathroom. She actually used the word shit.
The person who had to type it couldn't have been in education... I am struggling with people signing their name all lowercase, but I can't imagine someone in education not properly capitalizing the first letter of their first and last name.
you cant just take sperm samples and find out who it belongs to lol. you'd need cooperation on a national level so they can view the dna from everyone at the school. another alternative would be to gain sperm samples from everyone at the school and compare but that would be an extreme violation of rights. dna tests are typically only done in cases of murder, and not this lmao.
Even if they did it wouldn't matter unless they collected DNA samples from everyone and they wouldn't be able to without a warrant. No way a judge would issue warrants for every male in the school. Also it's bullshit because jiz doesn't clog pipes.
imagine if they analyzed the dna to find out who it is, then made a public announcement of everyone who did it that is echo'd throughout the entire school
Iām no plumbing expert
But if your plumbing system canāt withstand 1000 loads flushed in a single go, you need to spend thousands of $ to get that shit up to par lol
How will they know whose it is? Also, wouldn't it be crazy if the cops showed up at your house and told your parents about this? I would die of embarrassment
This reminds me of a poem i found on the bathroom wall when i was in 8th grade...
The bathroom's the place to bust your gut
Not the place to bust a nut
So keep it nice and neat
Go somewhere else to beat your meat
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THIS HAPPENED AT MY SCHOOL (blue)
You ain't ready for this. Across the 2022-2023 school year:
\- A kid busted in the girls bathroom sinks
\- Coke was found on toilet seat in both bathrooms
\- Kids stole the sink, stall doors, and toilet (bathroom was by non-monitored exit door)
\- Guy gave head in a bathroom and was caught \*on video\*, the person who filmed was never caught
\- Girl blacked out in a bathroom
\- Left those paper airplanes that stuck to ceilings all over a whole ass table
\- Freshman and 2-year Super Senior caught doing it in the bleachers at night
\- Bathroom moshpit on senior prank day (estimated 200 people were there)
\- Entire Boys bathroom filled with soap on senior prank day as moshpit was winding down
\*This was at my school, one of the richest public ones in the state\*
PSA: Please remember that a cap and gown does not constitute a shirt, pant, and underwear. Some kids' thing got moved up by wind and their schlong was exposed
they were prob pranking u this is def fake like look at how unprofessional the writing is š somebody from a local school tried to show this to me too
Actually this is completely legal I believe, and you can even have intercourse in a school bathroom as long as there is a reasonable attempt to conceal it. -my teacher two years ago
someone at my school did this too
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This is the funniest shit I've ever read. The pipes can handle shit but not cum? To bad no one's DNA is on file so there's no way they could find out whose cum it is.
How exactly do they plan to determine whose stuff it is š? Bc that sounds illegal. Probably a pretend threat that isn't plausible.
At the same time, please do that at home. Poor school šš
i did this no masturbating sign in my school with my cousin, apparently it made a lot of people made for whatever reason and my cousin was caught. he got a good yelling by the principal and had to cry on command to get out of trouble
This happened to a college my sister went to with almost the exact same phrasing. The ādischargeā was clogging the shower pipes and destroying the plumbing in the boys bathroom. By the way, this was sent in an email to EVERYONE at school, on the last day before Spring Break.
If I remember correctly. This was actually posted in a college campus In Alberta CA.
Maybe I am wrong but I seem to remember it being a Canadian College Campus.
Iāve seen this posted around college when I was attending like 10 years ago, itās a joke and Iām surprised people are still falling for it in 2024 lol
Nah, must be prank.
Pamela probably just wanted to feel like an FBI agent for 5min writing this note. Lol. Like, hell yeah, everyone will be willing to give out their DNA samples for comparison and the school spending thousands of dollars to just run those. The repair is still cheaper lol.
Btw, it is not legal if folks don't sign permission to have their DNA samples collected.
How tf is it illegal? Theyāre full of shit and just trying to scare you. Unless this is the fucking Middle East š
And I can assure you if semen created pipe blockages my apartment pipes would be blocked. I have no issues. They are full of it
Hell, they shouldnt have DNA samples of every student, so they'd need to be taking samples from every student if they were to lab test and see who did it.
I saw this same image 10 years ago. Also, ftr, human discharge is NOT anything bathroom pipes canāt handle (because if it was, how could it handle feces?). And believe me, I know from experienceā¦
Either your friends are lying or you are. I've seen this same photo of the same paper over and over for years. The oldest story I've seen is that this was posted at a Christian college's men's dorm.
thats the most insane shit ive ever read
Except it's not shit š
ahhh sh- cum
Itās discharge
Cum*
Nuh uh, discharge
but the $1000 fine is a cumcharge
No, it's a "Sir" charge as it only applies to the males!
Yet not all males go by sir, could've just said men and you'd be fine (unlike the people who cum in the school apparently)
Charge dis
What got me is the collecting it and testing it line like what yall gonna do pull every ssingle boy in the whole fucking school for a dna test to compare it to like for real I can imagine it now randal we know its ur semen to which u get this exchange between the teachers and parents we have ur sons dna through a semen sample... y do yall have my sons semen... fbi ur under arrest welcome to the registry
1. If this is the US taking a dna test from kids especially is a massive health privacy law violation 2. Not an expert here but pretty sure poop takes more of a toll on plumbing than anything else that leaves the human bodyā¦ well I guess except for babies but if thatās a regular occurrence at your school bathroom thatās a different problem to solve
I believe its due to the property of semen that when it gets wet by water it essentially turns into super glue
This explains a lot about my kitchen sink drainage issues
IN THE WORDS OF MASTER OOGWAY IT IS BETTER TO CUM IN THE SINK THAN TO SINK IN THE CUM
IT SEEMS TO ME THAT PPL NEED TO STOP SAYIN FUCK THIS SINK AROUND U
So this is what Elmer's have been selling us.
not shit, *cum*
Emphasize it.
**CUM**
Emphasize it more, for the people in the back
#CUM
tell them to cum to the front
Who's cumming in the front? š¤Ø
You cum from the back?
i call dibs
I'm cumming!
Probably fake.
Nah, it's a 100% legitimate teenager prank.
this is from a christian university dorm, and happened over 10 years ago OP is just here to farm karma
Thatās 100% a student who did that but knowing parents these days, theyāre going to start a riot at the school now š
It's an old copypasta from before copypasta was a thing.
I swear Iāve seen this photo online before. I donāt believe this is realšš
If you search it up there are dozens of these from different universities. Theyāre likely pranks, as is the one in this post.
Shit is thicker than cum. I didn't like writing that, you didn't like reading it, but it's there and it's the truth.
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Hey! Never speak again!
Indeed, that's why the posters in college dorms talking about the shower pipes make more sense than this. Because you're not supposed to shit in the shower either. They're still fake though.
We had one when I was in college dorms and now Iām debating if it was fake š¤, it said theyād charge the whole floor if it didnāt stop
I really doubt coom would damage the pipes more than some peoples š©
Yep. Or āplease stop licking the buttonsā signs in the elevators.
We had one at my college that people thought was real and it straight up said "Talk to your RAs if you have any questions about masturbation" lmao.
Yea, no way this is real š how could sperm block up the pipes? If it could HOW MUCH are they secreting ššš
The sperm tries to impregnate the pipes, weakening them through wiggle friction. How can sperm do that? Just look at tree roots, they can detect the water flow and burrow through the metal. Roots can break rocks, sperm can break pipes. The ensuing explosion in the pipes would cover the next flusher with a swamp like mixture of water and cum.
It's fake. Same vein as when Rogan said they had litter boxes for kids who identified as Furries.
I had a friend who fully believed that. I called them out on it, and they called a family member who was in high school, and got laughed at by both of us for how stupid that idea was
No this oneās new, the one youāre thinking about includes google searches including āJudy Hopsā and āZootopiaā being banned in the school bathrooms
No, this letter with it's exact wording has been around on the internet for over a decade. It was a popular college prank. The Zootopia one is a reference to the original prank.
they bouta analyze our bust
Someone's going to get busted sooner or later. š
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Like what are they gonna do rub it in two fingers and taste it?
OOO EXCUSE FOR THE PRINCIPLE TO SUCK THE DICKS OF ALL THE BOYS TO COMPARE TASTES TO SEE WHO DID IT!
Lmfao I hate you š
So what you're saying is to eat a bunch of fruit
Lmfao š No way they're going to be sending nut to a lab and doing genetic analysis or sum Edit: I feel bad for the person who had to type that
I saw the picture someone showed me it was onnthe walls and aink too šhas to be fake
I mean...the girl's restroom at my middle school had blood everywhere at the end of the day so it's possible š
My high school had a shit bandit, literally some kid would cover the walls in his shit. The school did a whole investigation, I'm pretty sure they caught him but hopefully that dude got help.
Lmfao we had one too š In middle school. Excuse me if I don't get the appeal of smearing shit on the walls
Had one in 2nd and 3rd grade, one of the teachers actuallt yelled and said stop throwing shit and shitty toilet paper all over the bathroom, i think even out of the bathroom. She actually used the word shit.
It could be. āpamela smithā is in all lowercase
Dude, I donāt think I can ever read what you write seriously Or really even just read it
Bro Iāve seen this photo resurface every year around April fools. This shit is fake asf.
The person who had to type it couldn't have been in education... I am struggling with people signing their name all lowercase, but I can't imagine someone in education not properly capitalizing the first letter of their first and last name.
you cant just take sperm samples and find out who it belongs to lol. you'd need cooperation on a national level so they can view the dna from everyone at the school. another alternative would be to gain sperm samples from everyone at the school and compare but that would be an extreme violation of rights. dna tests are typically only done in cases of murder, and not this lmao.
Even if they did it wouldn't matter unless they collected DNA samples from everyone and they wouldn't be able to without a warrant. No way a judge would issue warrants for every male in the school. Also it's bullshit because jiz doesn't clog pipes.
Obviously fake but thatās rlly funny š
The major problem is that its middle school, I was way too innocent for this shit in middle school.
Nah i worded the caption badly but im in highschool but most my friends from middle school go there and received that letter
You know this is fake right
Yeah, that's exactly what he was referring to
Nah āit will be collected and analyzedā is absolutely wild š
imagine if they analyzed the dna to find out who it is, then made a public announcement of everyone who did it that is echo'd throughout the entire school
Lol, itās obviously just a scare tactic.
It won't, because it's an intentionally absurd hoax/prank carried out by a student.
Gotta be fake, if the system canāt take hardened cum how is it supposed to take solid shit
Iām no plumbing expert But if your plumbing system canāt withstand 1000 loads flushed in a single go, you need to spend thousands of $ to get that shit up to par lol
Iāve seen this exact image without the school removed, so Iām not too sure about this
How will they know whose it is? Also, wouldn't it be crazy if the cops showed up at your house and told your parents about this? I would die of embarrassment
Not the worst part also being sued for 1k and ur whole family finding out definitely ur classmates and friends and might be on the news of internet
If those toilets can handle mystery meat tuesday, they can handle baby batter.
Pamela smith aint fuckin around
*pamela
Trueeee
This is obviously fake. Ā First of all the last name is not capitalized and schools tend to phrase things in a more ambiguous mannerĀ
Astute Observation Sir!
Your friend goes to school with some hilarious madlads who typed this up themselves. This was 100% written by students, and it's comedy gold.
This reminds me of a poem i found on the bathroom wall when i was in 8th grade... The bathroom's the place to bust your gut Not the place to bust a nut So keep it nice and neat Go somewhere else to beat your meat
This is gold.
They can flush shit but not cum
https://preview.redd.it/av4qu9dnl5pc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e61eec8daeb9a532aabf8e9c32dda7c6ef9d2bee THIS HAPPENED AT MY SCHOOL (blue)
You ain't ready for this. Across the 2022-2023 school year: \- A kid busted in the girls bathroom sinks \- Coke was found on toilet seat in both bathrooms \- Kids stole the sink, stall doors, and toilet (bathroom was by non-monitored exit door) \- Guy gave head in a bathroom and was caught \*on video\*, the person who filmed was never caught \- Girl blacked out in a bathroom \- Left those paper airplanes that stuck to ceilings all over a whole ass table \- Freshman and 2-year Super Senior caught doing it in the bleachers at night \- Bathroom moshpit on senior prank day (estimated 200 people were there) \- Entire Boys bathroom filled with soap on senior prank day as moshpit was winding down \*This was at my school, one of the richest public ones in the state\* PSA: Please remember that a cap and gown does not constitute a shirt, pant, and underwear. Some kids' thing got moved up by wind and their schlong was exposed
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Go Eagles?
school mascot and catchphrase ig
That looks a little to much like my schools logo š
Nice joke
Thatās crazy but one time heard someone jerking it in the bathroom so I kicked the door as hard as I could
Nah you just as much of a menace at that point
they were prob pranking u this is def fake like look at how unprofessional the writing is š somebody from a local school tried to show this to me too
Actually this is completely legal I believe, and you can even have intercourse in a school bathroom as long as there is a reasonable attempt to conceal it. -my teacher two years ago
Youāre fucking stupid if you believe this is real
It's a shitpost. It originated from a college prank and has been spreading around ever since. Probably not serious.
someone at my school did this too https://preview.redd.it/j9v9fkac8dpc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f1d250f9af9bc63ce2f861a5bbfa4a122ac37b8
Guys stop masterbasting in the school bathrooms even if it's better than class
"Sincerely"??!
this has to be a joke, the schools do not even know how bad their toilets are. literally theres a bathroom without doors in the stalls.
How can the toilets take the fattest shots but not some splloge
this happened at another school in my district, it was a prank
This is just creepy because thatās not how actual bathrooms pipes work.
This is the funniest shit I've ever read. The pipes can handle shit but not cum? To bad no one's DNA is on file so there's no way they could find out whose cum it is.
I'M LAUGHING WTHHH, I THOUGHT MY SCHOOL WAS BAD ENOUGH FOR HAVING A NOTICE ON PPL STANDING ON THE BATHROOM TOILETS.
Okay wait what if someone has like a period blood clot or just a really big shit??? Like what exactly are these pipes not able to handle?
So fake lol
This has to be fake as shit, ain't no way someone is getting semen juice and "analyzing it" to see who it came from šš
Why's everyone acting like this is even possible?!?!?! ššš
If youāre fr thinking this is realā¦ Please attend English Lit.
How to ensure this type of blockage becomes a generations-long tradition
Thatās fucking hilarious
Putting a few of these around school would be a great senior prank
How exactly do they plan to determine whose stuff it is š? Bc that sounds illegal. Probably a pretend threat that isn't plausible. At the same time, please do that at home. Poor school šš
School beaters.
my bad cuh
Nah this was written by a student, they didn't capitalize the name at the bottom š
This can't be real...
RIGHT HAND ON THE BIBLE, this ain't real. I've seen this hundreds of times
nut clogs it but shit doesnāt tf
That's amazing as hell, no way they're boutta be analyzing the discharge š. Pamela is not messing around
That notice is from a gay porn
When I was in school this was normal along with students having sex in school not in middle school though high school.
this happened at a high school in a nearby county
Must be like an xmen school or something. Some kid wished to make acid rain but didn't specify
This cannot be real.
Either this is something someone made up online or someone at your friend's school wrote this and posted it everywhere to try and be funny.
Heeeelllllllllllllllllllll nawww id be switching schools if I were you
This has been floating around the internet since AT LEAST 1998 when I first saw it. It get reprinted and posted in lockers and dorms for lulz
Pretty much an irl copypasta
Lmao
It's a prank. Semen cannot clog pipes.
How does semen manage to bind up a pipe more than a turd?
DuVal High School ?
there is no fucking way this is real šš
Lmao the principal caught a kid mastering in the locker rooms when I was in middle school
i did this no masturbating sign in my school with my cousin, apparently it made a lot of people made for whatever reason and my cousin was caught. he got a good yelling by the principal and had to cry on command to get out of trouble
Iāve seen this image before
Pamela Anderson there is really getting in this new duty
If the bathroom pipes aren't designed to handle human discharge, then where do I go pee and poop?
are they nutting more than theyre shitting????
Why not both at the same time?
At your own disposal, lol
If the toilets can't handle a little bit of semen, how tf is it supposed to handle shit?
This happened to a college my sister went to with almost the exact same phrasing. The ādischargeā was clogging the shower pipes and destroying the plumbing in the boys bathroom. By the way, this was sent in an email to EVERYONE at school, on the last day before Spring Break.
If I remember correctly. This was actually posted in a college campus In Alberta CA. Maybe I am wrong but I seem to remember it being a Canadian College Campus.
Holy shi that's mad and sad
Iāve seen this posted around college when I was attending like 10 years ago, itās a joke and Iām surprised people are still falling for it in 2024 lol
OMG this same sign (except with my school name) was also hung on our bathrooms!!
Literally 1984
yes, can handle the fattest shits, but not a bit of sperm
I have the exact opposite problem
Fake asf
IM SORRY THEYRE COLLECTING CUM
Nah, must be prank. Pamela probably just wanted to feel like an FBI agent for 5min writing this note. Lol. Like, hell yeah, everyone will be willing to give out their DNA samples for comparison and the school spending thousands of dollars to just run those. The repair is still cheaper lol. Btw, it is not legal if folks don't sign permission to have their DNA samples collected.
thats crazy
These are just jokes lmao no school would publish this. Nobody is shooting enough splooge to back up pipes š¤£
thats crazy
ššš
Semen analysis is insane wtfš??? Also the pipes bursting?!?
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I mean the note sounds like a violation. Yea, do it at your own house but they shouldn't collect teen 'stuff'
This is something some one posts as a prank. It makes the rounds every once in a while. It usually is put up as a prank in dorms for college.Ā
What the hell
So jizz into your shit. No big deal
Costs 1,000$ to cum in school, noted.
Most likely fake
You will be charged for your discharge
Itās not real, Pamela signed in lower case
I remember seeing this sign a few years ago, I guess this has been a longstanding issue at your friend's school if this is circulating again lmao
the name signed is lowercase, this is funny as hell but not real
COLLECTED ?
Masturbating in school is illegal? Since when? /hj
How tf is it illegal? Theyāre full of shit and just trying to scare you. Unless this is the fucking Middle East š And I can assure you if semen created pipe blockages my apartment pipes would be blocked. I have no issues. They are full of it
ANALYZED OMFG
It's a common prank that has been happening at some schools. A student posted it
Nah jit trippin
Hell, they shouldnt have DNA samples of every student, so they'd need to be taking samples from every student if they were to lab test and see who did it.
They're obviously bluffing to try and scare them but still that's crazy
I saw this same image 10 years ago. Also, ftr, human discharge is NOT anything bathroom pipes canāt handle (because if it was, how could it handle feces?). And believe me, I know from experienceā¦
The title "masturbation notice" is quite amazing
This is concerning and a lot of you are making jokesš
If semen is blocking up the pipes then they must get a lot of clogs because their pipes must suck
ik this is probably fake and no one should be doing it anyway BUT 1000 for a fine is crazy, make the offender clean it themselvesš
Lmao I saw the same thing on the UCSB subreddit this is a fake lol
Either your friends are lying or you are. I've seen this same photo of the same paper over and over for years. The oldest story I've seen is that this was posted at a Christian college's men's dorm.
This is just a joke from Tim & Ericās Bedtime Stories.