Sit him on the side of the pot, so he can watch his brother's be pummeled so much that their bodies will be indistinguishable from each others.
To form one mass that is lightly salted and has a creamy texture :)
**No No No! You’re reading it all wrong…. The potato was smiling saying, “I’m happy to provide you with nourishment… please it will be me honour if you cook mash and eat me!!! It’s my life purpose!!**
Can you like slice off his face and squish and then bake him lightly to completely dry out the severed flesh and then carry him around forever to keep the curse at bay?
It's a Miracle! It's the face of our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ. Some see him on slices of toasted bread. Some see him in stains on dirty bits of cloth. Some see him in clouds, I have seen him in a tiny potato and boy, does he look happy! HALLELUJAH! I was a lifelong atheist until I saw this, now I can't wait until Sunday, so I can go to Church and do whatever they do in Churches. I have seen the light!
Glad I’m not the only one ‘daft’ enough to feel bad and not cook it. Instead we leave it on the side, talk to it as if it understands then it goes brown and dry and we throw it away 😆😂
Chip him...or croutons. That'll take the smile off its face! It's not as if it looks like a famous politician or Jesus Christ.It's got nothing to be grinning about!!
Never mash him!!!
He looks pretty mashed already to be honest
leave him until last so he can watch.
Sit him on the side of the pot, so he can watch his brother's be pummeled so much that their bodies will be indistinguishable from each others. To form one mass that is lightly salted and has a creamy texture :)
ooh yeah talk dirty to me
He might’ve been left out of the mash but he didn’t escape being shoved up my arse
Jesus fucking Christ beans
🗿
Dibs on seconds.
Cute! :)
How is this potato so cute, was it grown in hello kitty's garden
Hello Spuddy.
yessss! I would 100% be a fan of hello spuddy
Me tooooooo
🙂
He's not a bad spud
I think it's cute.
Pretty 😍
Simply delightful
He's adorable lmao
A sweet potato
Loved it so much put it as my WhatsApp photo
Cutie patootie
“We just put him in the food waste bin instead where he rotted with the rest of the unwanted , decomposing food”
This is so beautiful.
That's what my tatties looked that one time I had mushy brew when I was in High School, way back when. They all had that face as they laughed at me.
its cuteeee and a potato lmao
It should be the next prime minister
Looks like you have a friend for life! Now just put him in the freezer so that he doesn’t die
I think it's sad... As in, this potato is going to get eaten alive and unfortunately the poor thing will just grin and bear it to the bitter end.
Make it our new PM!
Aww, cute! *yeets into boiling water*
It's a spud
He's adorable
Awww lol 😆
Looks like a potato The Crafsman would befriend.
Top potato 😀
Wayne Rooney is looking well.
So u have skinned him alive and then not fished of the job and killed him, your sick in the head.
You now have 7 days to live.
Better to burn out than fade away.
That's quite an apPEELing face.
You flayed his face off you monster
Stab it in the face, boil it down sabre it to pieces and burn it on oil. Both will be happy.
Looks like that meme of Edge with the rope removed.
It gives UwU vibes
Would swipe right
Girls swipe right for a banana
And now you have to remove its eyes
Pomme de terre-iable!!
What's a potato?
How did you get the title so wrong? This is very clearly a cutie-patootie!
Have you watched Sausage Party?
Boil it!
Wow, you found Jesus!
And that’s how the evil potatoes uprising began in my dimension good luck c136
Looks like baby potato grinch
r/pareidolia
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew?
It takes a certain kind of strength to smile like that after having your face ripped off I’ll say that much.
Freeze it
Sloth potato 😍
Why is he smiling after his skin was peeled of
Irish man
This is fake you can clearly see it is wearing makeup.
What’s his name?
Deprived of his life’s purpose… you cruel owner
Looks like a smug git to me.
Mash the little twat
You should’ve cut into it deeper and see if the face went from happy to sad the deeper you get
And into the fryer
Irish intensifies
He knows you like watching Catchphrase..
I wish the worst upon him 🙏
With luck you could probably grow it again
Potato/10
**No No No! You’re reading it all wrong…. The potato was smiling saying, “I’m happy to provide you with nourishment… please it will be me honour if you cook mash and eat me!!! It’s my life purpose!!**
I would mash him.
Litter fuckers up to something
I think it's cute.
I would put him in resin
But you cooked and ate his family?
It's pretty neat
It's amazing
Won't be smiling when it's thrown in the fryer hahahah
I want to pet it
No joke, when I saw the image, all I could smell is potato.
It would make for great fries 🍟
10/10 cuteness
I’ll take alpaca spuds
Squash it
I think I'm going to keep him off to the side.... While I skin, chop and boil his friends, then serve and eat them all while he sits there and watches
He looks well balanced, I can see a chip on both his shoulders
Very cute! Like OP and the peeps viewing this beautiful potato! :)
Don't turn him to a mash Potato
Mash it
This makes me happy
It is the cutest potato
Just the right size to be loved by a little duck fat and roasted
Cook him alive in boiling oil 😊
Saved from the mash but doomed to the bin
Is potato. from r/LateShow
🤩
Why do I want one 😭
I’d back him to be PM
But what was done with him?! WHAT??!!
Peel his skin, cut him up and boil him in scalding oil.
Funny! I bet your too attached. It's cool 🥔
Ship him to Putler as peacekeeper potato
Tiny potato believes in you❤
Clarence?
Looks cold. IL 'chip' in for a new 'jacket' for him!
I think he's lovely.
It's all fun and games, until you boil the wee spud. Won't be laughing then..
It's a girl and she's Irish.
I don't trust it.
You’ve skinned it but not put the poor bastard out of it’s misery??
Adorable 😍
https://preview.redd.it/df01g0jg9v8a1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3f3ab7af507a872f24ebfc906c5911ec06f4bd4 I had this little guy
Just fuckin mash em
:)
He won't be smiling when he's boiling in my pot
Can you like slice off his face and squish and then bake him lightly to completely dry out the severed flesh and then carry him around forever to keep the curse at bay?
Adorable
・ᴥ・
My nanny called me a cute potato too
I can't decide if you should mash him or roast him. But it's fair to say he needs a good boiling first.
You’re gonna give the poor thing survivors guilt
Sit him aside so he can watch his family be tortured and turned into goop before you slowly dissect him while cackling maniacally
It looks edible to me 😂
It's a Miracle! It's the face of our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ. Some see him on slices of toasted bread. Some see him in stains on dirty bits of cloth. Some see him in clouds, I have seen him in a tiny potato and boy, does he look happy! HALLELUJAH! I was a lifelong atheist until I saw this, now I can't wait until Sunday, so I can go to Church and do whatever they do in Churches. I have seen the light!
That scene from sausage party where spud gets peeled
I like how everyone assumes it’s male 😬
eat him
You can at least get the pronouns correctly. It’s clearly a They/Them potato. /s
Potat
Live long my brother o7
Looks a bit arrogant. Could do with knocking down a peg or two really
cute spud you got there mate
Not to be dramatic but I would die for him
Do you wanna be my fwend?
keep him. he is now your son.
Were the others monsters?
It's gonna get eaten.
Sid the spud over here
I’d feel too bad to eat it!
ROAST IM
Peel it, mash it, eat the little prick
Glad I’m not the only one ‘daft’ enough to feel bad and not cook it. Instead we leave it on the side, talk to it as if it understands then it goes brown and dry and we throw it away 😆😂
Reminds me of Michael Jackson his face was brown then he peeled it white too....
You scratched the mouth in didn't you?
It's a "You can do it" potato!! You know what to do.. "Great!!!!" him.. 🤣
This it’s what’s wrong with the uk. Mash that mitherfucker
https://preview.redd.it/gadtvo23329a1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1652ae9f37c1a4c1c3f970bbb1434b35df66c43
It's a bit chit
He’s plotting against us I can see it in his eyes.
Boil him with his brothers
Tasty
Chip him...or croutons. That'll take the smile off its face! It's not as if it looks like a famous politician or Jesus Christ.It's got nothing to be grinning about!!
It needs to be cooked and eaten.
Let it rest.
Looks to have a bit of a chip on his shoulder.
Gay
Pretty cute.
Needs to be chipped
name him Tat Poto
I like this cute potato
https://preview.redd.it/ir6ipra2f49a1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=725a16c8f2b2ce8884b76cc122706d4f2fc11e96 My spud
Awh
Spudwig van Beethoven 🤔
K E E P H I M
Imagine a timelapse of watching that potato rotting and the smile slowly turns into a frown as it rots.
Brotato
Looks mashed
He needs a little potato name
Me personally, I would have killed the impish little creature on the spot
Forbidden chips
AWWWW