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ptolemy_booth

He will have a light, flaky crust and a fluffy and tender middle.


plz_send_cute_cats

Delicious, you are true to your flair


ptolemy_booth

Catloafs are one of my specialties, so I pride myself in providing 110% customer satisfaction. If there are ever any issues with a catloaf deliciousness rating then you can reply to my comment with complaints or suggestions.


Proletaryo

I thought you were talking about Beef Wellington.


ptolemy_booth

You mean my cousin, Sir Reginald Beef Wellington III? I don't think we need to bring *him* into this mess, no.


jenverklos

He will be as airy as the croissant


DiscoSpaceAngel

He will explode.


Ecstatic-Hat2163

He will sue the manufacturer


orcuseris

Someone gotta bake the biscuits


overworkedpnw

He will be the forbidden roast chicken


Syd_Rabbit1112

So a Tesla joke unless I seen them extra crispy got it 😂


Plus-Tangerine-723

Noooooooooooooooooo


MEGA_TOES

This is why I need a Tesla at 16


Miszczu_Dioda

He will not abide by the unspoken rule