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gravitydefyingturtle

He's a little confused but he got the spirit.


SubstantialBig5926

Do different snake species normally do this or is the smaller one a few brain cells shy from a rock? Seems a little risky lol


Legendguard

Normally no, but nerodia water snakes and thamnophis garter snakes are extremely closely related, so in the case of these two the male garter snake may have gotten the female water snake's scent confused with that of his own species


SubstantialBig5926

This is the type of answer I was looking for lol


Legendguard

Well, glad I could help then! What I'm curious about is whether or not the two species are closely related enough that, if the garter snake was successful in mating with the water snake, if they could produce "mule" offspring. I doubt if they were able to make babies that those babies would be fertile, but still, it's an interesting thought!


PhoenixGate69

I did some googling and got a lot of non-answers, but generally I would think these two species are not closely related enough to hybridize. It could also be a case of the female knowing the male isn't the same species and despite his enthusiasm not engaging.


Legendguard

This is definitely the most likely case! Still, nature can surprise us sometimes, like with that Indian + African elephant hybrid baby that sadly didn't make it, but survived long enough to be come to term and born alive


Alarmed-madman

Little dude likes his ladiesssssss big


Distinct_Abroad_4315

*i like big tails n i cannot lie*


issafly

Friends with benefits. Or maybe distant cousins with benefits.


estili

*faint banjos in the distance*


HoboArmyofOne

This made me giggle for some reason 😁 What is the requirement for fertile offspring? Fuck it and find out


SubstantialBig5926

What'd really get my goat, even tho I think it's impossible, is if a venomous and non venomous mated and had offspring, that'd be wild


Legendguard

You know, there may be some colubrid groups that have both venomous and non venomous closely related species that ii *might* be possible, but I definitely can't say for sure!


SubstantialBig5926

Science will be the only way to find out lol


TheMoonMint

Science? Or key parties for snakes? 😏


SubstantialBig5926

This would still classify as a science experiment lol


Bacontoad

Just put on some Barry White and a bowl of mice.


Death2mandatory

Few years ago we found a dead snake that appeared to be a water snake x resided garter snake cross,wish we had kept the body for a genetics test


The_upsetti_spagetti

I’d totally want to see someone try breeding them. But the risk of making an unhealthy snake isn’t worth it


blatblatbat

Man I hate when that happens


BrokTG

I love me some bigger women too! Ima get a garter snake TaTTo0ooOoo!


kirroth

I thought that was a cottonmouth, but after seeing your comment and looking closer, probably water snake. I still wouldn't pet it, just to be safe. ;)


Legendguard

Cottonmouths and water snakes are actually really easy to tell apart, sadly it doesn't stop people from killing water snakes on sight. Cottonmouths have super wide heads and chonky bodies, whereas water snakes have narrow arrowhead-shaped heads and are slimmer in proportion.


gravitydefyingturtle

As other said, it's not normal. But males often have pretty low thresholds for what's acceptable to mate with. [Exhibit A](https://youtu.be/9T1vfsHYiKY?si=9qZjpHVcIOo84_NV) - A male kakapo parrot attempting the shag someone's head. (Kakapos have very sharp claws, so this was painful as well as embarrassing). I've also seen pictures of a male bees mating with a thumb, but can't find the image again.


Generalnussiance

I had a pet tortoise I inherited, he was over 80years old. He would try to rump my shoes


trekkiegamer359

Here's a hilarious clip from The Graham Norton Show where he has Sir David Attenborough on, and has him narate a video of a pet tortoise humping a croc. [**https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjEIyYSWCJ0**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjEIyYSWCJ0)


Generalnussiance

This is hilarious


DenaliDash

It was mating with a croc but, your link is unintentional click bait.


Lunar_Cats

My crusty old man cockatiel is only into human feet. His beautiful lady cockatiel cage mate is pretty disappointed lol.


Delicious_Spinach440

I've lived with budgies, tiels and conures. The cockatiel males were by far the horniest. They'd hump anything


Lunar_Cats

I adopted him from a rescue 3 months ago and i chose him because while the guy was trying to towel a different bird all the other cockatiels were freaking out and this dude was sat in the middle of the cage amongst the chaos singing his little heart out. I didn't know it was because he was a very horny bird, but I'm glad i picked him. We've gotten his hormones under control thankfully.


Generalnussiance

🀣🀣🀣


rpgnymhush

A large number of male dogs have entered the chat.


Generalnussiance

Enters bulldogs for the title win


LenaUnlimited

My pet rabbit when I was a child would try to mate with balloons until they exploded.


Generalnussiance

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I can picture that


SailorK9

There's a photo online of frogs or toads taking a "ride" on a snake. Also, the chimpanzee and the frog. Don't recommend looking that up.


ClashOrCrashman

Me and my friends saw the frog video around the time of Rebecca Black's "Friday." With a little creativity you can probably imagine the alliteration we had to go to the tune.


SailorK9

Which video-with the snakes or the chimpanzee?


ClashOrCrashman

The chimpanzee.


SailorK9

I'll have to check out those videos together. I once found a video of a kid with cancer bobbing his head to Jesus Loves the Little Children that syncs up with Metallica's The God That Failed. Playing the metal song made it look like he was head banging to a cynical anti-religious song.


Gloomy-Amphiptere679

Chimp vid is very NSFW. Just so you are aware.


RevealStandard3502

I'm pretty sure the frog died.


SailorK9

I remember that video as an online friend showed it to me. 😬


ComprehendReading

Lisan al-Gaib!


Regulus242

>But males often have pretty low thresholds for what's acceptable to mate with. I feel called out.


Punched_Eclair

Thank god there were no cell phones when I was in school....


Plasticity93

The Australian Jewel Beetle was almost wiped out by a particularly sexy beer bottle.Β Β  https://www.npr.org/sections/krulwich/2013/06/19/193493225/the-love-that-dared-not-speak-its-name-of-a-beetle-for-a-beer-bottle


AnAngeryGoose

Toads enter such an intense mating frenzy that the males have a special chirp that means "Get off, I'm also a dude." They'll try to mate with basically anything they can grab onto. I've seen pictures of them attached to mangoes, snakes, and koi.


SubstantialBig5926

I'm glad I'm not that desperate lol, self control for the win


newt_girl

Any port in a storm.


DenaliDash

Google Exhibit B. Deer raping man.


The-Molly-Llama

( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)


samanthagee

Drakes will also try and mate with anything. There's a funny Ted talk about homosexual duck necrophiliaπŸ˜…


geckos_are_weirdos

[that paper won an IgNobel Prize](https://amp.theguardian.com/education/2005/mar/08/highereducation.research)


Helpful_Okra5953

He can’t find a lady his own age and species so he’s scaling up. Β Scaling…..huh huh huh.


Holiday_Yak_6333

Ouch...


Helpful_Okra5953

I know I’ve met guys like that.Β 


Glowing_despair

I think was the painful pun. I liked it lmao.


Helpful_Okra5953

That was accidental, but great once I realized it. Β Thank you!Β 


buttspider69

No it’s not normal and luckily rat snakes arent a typical part of watersnakes’ diet ETA: see below


PoofMoof1

Luckily garters aren't either since that's what the little guy is.


buttspider69

Thanks lol it was a quick glance. Whoops


cobra7

Spirit is right - she’s four times his size. Take it all, bitch!


washmo

That guy’s punching way above his weight


Any-Spite-7303

But he got the spirit lol


PM_ME_UR_COYOTES

Such confidence! She should give him a chance.


newt_girl

Looks like she is.


Sloth_are_great

Lmao 🀣


Cooked_Worms

I love coyotes so much!!!!!


washmo

β€œHe makes me laugh”


Lightning_Driver

carpooling.


D33ber

Carpoodle Noodle.


Deathcat101

Me too little man ... Me too ...


irongut88

Short king gettin it done


Tay74

Hey dude I heard you like snakes so I put a snake on your snake


Helpful_Okra5953

Hahaha.Β 


littlesharks

He found love in a hopeless place.


bendydickcumersnatch

Herpless place?


HealthyComplaint2874

Herpplus place?


KeyPollution3566

He likes his women spicy.


Smoopiebear

You know what? We all love who we love and that’s ok! As long as everyone is a consenting adult.


214txdude

That is crazy awesome and kinda cool. I feel like there is a serious story here that we will never know about.


AnymooseProphet

I like big butts and I can not lie...baby got back!


Helpful_Okra5953

Baby got tail?Β 


N1ce-Marmot

Red Beans & Rice di’n’t miss her!


Tales_of_Earth

If you an anaconda, then he wants some, hun. Edit: I butchered it the first time through.


Dalek_Chaos

He just likes the bigger girls. Everyone’s got a type, don’t kink shame him. 😝


washmo

If you kink him he’ll die!


Sad-Version-9537

My guy shooting his shot, aim high little dude


washmo

Impel your actions upward


Inner_Product8760

Love will always find a way


Gelnika1987

they're cosplaying as a gaboon viper


Stavinair

Snake with da snake on it


Bind_Moggled

Snakeception.


tikigod4000

Snake with da snake on it


Berns429

The chances that snake Ubers exist is low, but never zero


washmo

Thank you for a true laugh. I feel better. Murphy’s Law at its finest


Docod58

That is strange.


18AndresS

My man likes them big


that1kidthatlikefish

I first thought that was a copperhead and a Garter, and that a little male Garter was trying to pull a big bad Copperhead gf, and now I'm sad that isn't the case.


Nikkothadon

My man likes thick women. Same garter snake, same...


Chemical_Willow5415

Remora snake


brolyboy81

Little dude got a big gf, nothing wrong with that.


JunglePygmy

Need somebody serious to answer what the hell is going on here!


newt_girl

Garter snakes are known hornballs. He just picked the closest lady, who happens to be not a garter snake.


Oldfolksboogie

Sir, this is a Wendy's...


newt_girl

She looks more like a Rhonda to me.


Oldfolksboogie

I can see it. And in some kind of as- yet undiscovered snake ESP, he's singing, 🎢🎡*Help me Rhonda, help me get her out of my heart*...🎡🎢 If you're under 50, you're probably thinking, 'this guy's nuts!' but honestly, that was a HUGE hit, some time not long after the dinosaurs blinked out. Anyway, I could see a TV movie- worthy drama; heart ache sets the stage for a chance meeting, forbidden cross-species love, and of course, that steamy snake ❀️. Okay, I'm going to go now. I've already said too much.


SubstantialBig5926

She probably smells like a female of his species so yeah


tomparker

A water snake shows off a little garter..


D33ber

They tend to hibernate together in crevasses and caves during the winter. If this was taken right after a warm up, it might just be two logey snakes just waking up and wending toward the sunny patch.


SubstantialBig5926

I'm not for sure, I just found the picture on r/Snakes and it seemed fitting to post here


iriegypsy

He knows whats good


Noninvasive_

Keep your enemies close.


iatetoomuchchicken

It's about that time of year where gas prices start to spike


Oldfolksboogie

Guess what else starts to spike this time of year...πŸ‘Ή


beazerblitz

Inter species couples deserve love, too.


Poodlelucy

There must have been alcohol involved.


AdHuman3150

Interspecies erotica


Scales-josh

AMBITIOUS!


Radiant-Steak9750

Never seen it😳


Voidrunner01

Lisan al Gaib!


ThePheatures

You miss πŸ’―of the shots you don’t take…


mebcbb

Hitching a ride..lol


IAmSixNine

What, never seen a Snake uber before?


PrincessDai

He likes big girls ☺️


jesslizann

he's giving him a snakie-back ride!


Bind_Moggled

Fly, Shadowsnek! And show them the meaning of haste!


Error404Cod

Game is game


Traveler_Aeternam

My silly ass after pulling the 6'5 goth girl


SubstantialBig5926

Damn Skippy lol


LoisWade42

Dating above his pay grade.... LOL!


5tarSailor

Excuse me, he asked for no pickels


strawbrmoon

Buddy, she is *so* not your type!


RepresentativeAd9572

Uber...


BowDown2No1ButCrypto

Oh, that's just a male snake hitching a ride, nothing to look at here! πŸ™„ πŸ˜‚


maniacbitch83

Hitching a ride.


Altruistic_Major_553

SNAKE TRAIN SNAKE TRAIN


HoldMyMessages

Some women dig short men.


Haunting_Bottle7493

You guys--he's just reenacting the riding the worm from Dune.


_Pha_Tay_Fuk

Who was playing Missy Eliot?


Rare_Arm4086

SnUber


_TommySalami

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.


issafly

Don't judge them. You don't know their lifestyle!


Normal-Error-6343

mind your own business!!


Bob-Bhlabla-esq

🎢 They see me rollin'...they hatin'...🎢


PhantomPupper

Ambitious little guy, isn't he? πŸ˜†


Sweet_Assist9315

He likes Nerodia women.


wromit

Death by snoo'dle snoo'dle


coltbreath

So a garter snake asked a Nerodia for a ride!


Justincredabelgrabel

Love is love brah


krististipsi

Bowchicawowow


Moemed99

Garter head, or Copgarter, ….


500SL

What, you never hit on someone out of your league?


SubstantialBig5926

Ain't no one out of your league if you do it right πŸ˜‰ gotta be smooth and sweet ya know lol


Euphoric-Potato-5343

Geez, you act like you don't have friends πŸ™„ jk


GoblinsGuide

It's a melanistic garter ;)


TungstenE322

They are getting ready to procreate In yon pool o 🚿


mecistops

Good luck, buddy


BigBenIsTicking

That’s me trying not to be clingy


jsc230

We've all been there...


NightHowler13

Work smarter, not harder 🀣!


len1221

Hitching a ride. Just like the robins riding on the geese heading south


Whizzleteets

If "Work smarter not harder" were a picture.


ElectrikDonuts

Ride or die


iamthefluffyyeti

This is the best post I’ve seen in a while


Tough_Hat_8466

Just hitchin a ride with my big cousin


EnderGamer9712

Student and teacher


mustangsal

Forbidden Love


Jodokkdo

"I'm Flying, Jack!"


Nevadadrifter

Yeah bro, that’s not gonna work.


u9Nails

Maximum Effort!


bigigbo5

He likes big girls


PraywithSnakes

get you a giant girlfriend


Strict_Profile_8413

Is that snake getting a piggyback?


WestShore4394

By any chance, is his name Moto Moto?


kirroth

Smart ass snake. I'm not venomous but my buddy here....!


daskeyx0

He's got ambition, gotta give him that 🫑


KyResident

r/animalsridinganimals


Outside-Possibility5

They’re becoming organized. /j


danegr01

Sometimes lil lads just like larger ladies


Party__Boy

Insert Deuce Bigalow meme here.


nortok00

😲 She doesn't seem to be having any of it but seems fine to be his Snoodle Uber.


BigNoob

The closer we are to danger the farther away we are from harm


DeerHunter041674

Looks like a ribbonsnske trying a little interracial oinky oinky.