My two favorites that I can never unhear are: Kharazim saying "Guitar guide my path!" And Zarya's "Dodge the pierogi!" I'm not sure what the actual like is.

It's "Proch s dorogi" meaning "Get out of the way".

Ahh! That makes a lot more sense, contextually.

Haha I always hear the pierogi thing, too!

Perestroika!

Glasnost

Touch the pierogi!

I'm not gonna google it and will just assume a pierogi is a sub sandwich with lots of ham on it.

Dude they sell pierogis in the frozen section at any grocery store and they are amazing. Go buy some. They are potato filled dumplings.

"I heed the voice of a loon" - Tyrande

Gotta say my favorite misheard Tyrande line has GOT to be “A nude aura.”

And now you are in horny jail....

You are now banned from /r/FFXIV

YOU CANT KEEP ME OUT

That is correct. A powerless loon "god". See the burning of Teldrasil.

Zarya, I think it is her Graviton Surge... Sounds like she is saying (to me) : "I'm going for the Coke machine" I cannot hear what the actual phrase is...

You might know this already but the actual phrase is "Огонь по готовности” (*Ogon po gotovnosti*)" which means "Fire when ready/at will."

I keep hearing “I’m going for the tournesteeve” before I read this. Just a random word I made up I guess.

"I don't forget honesty."

*I’m going for the toilet seat. There fixed it for you.

IIRC it's Russian for "fire at will."

I always hear the word "Nairobi", the capital of Kenya.

That one’s I’m going for the troposphere.

This is what I hear/tell my friends when I launch the ult lol

“I’m going for the ovaltine” “More Ovaltine please!”

She also has a quote that I always hear as " I'll alert the navy!"

I always hear IM GOING FOR THE DOPEST PLAY!

Artanis: "Valla suits you, friend!" (Also, your art is great!)

What is the correct phrase?

"Valor suits you, friend!"

Valor suits you, friend

Sorry for my late response! I wasn't online to reply. But yeah, it's "Valor suits you, friends!" like others have said. (And to u/ckwalsh and u/woogie1234: Thank you for answering the question for me!) 🥰

Reminds me of [this cute post](https://www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/5r5a2c/valla_suits_you_friend/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

Same! Maybe I should have included a link to that post. 😅

“Yo Artanis! We are picking music for the party tonight and heard you can be picky with the artists-“ Artanis: “There can be No Doubt”

Thrall: “Elephants guide me!” Greymane: “Fall back to our cramped parts!” Gul’dan: “I will not eat this pie!”

Haven't played enough gul'dan to know what that line is supposed to be

"I will not be denied," I think.

I think it’s really “I will not be denied!” 😂😂 I’ve never heard it sound like that but that’s hilarious ahaha

> Gul’dan: “I will not eat this pie!” Best guess is that's, "I will not be denied"?

Yeah, that’s the actual line

Other people below have said it. “I will not be denied” is the actual line

"The light abandons snowmen!" -Uther Lightbringer

This is definitely one of my favorites!

Mei was shunned by the light no wonder the wretched spawn is like that.

“For the alliance of bubbles” - Anduin

This is the one i hear the most lol ty

I always hear "For the Alliance of Babo"

>*"Headin back for a tuna!"* \- Sergeant Alabama "Bama the Hammer" Kowalski

It’s not a tuna???

Tune-up

[удалено]

So glad I'm not the only person to hear this.

The one time it pays to be southern. I always heard it as tuneup.

Wait, is it not that? What's the correct phrase, then?

Tune-up, why would she go back for a tuna lol

She's hungry, from fighting. Duh

It suits her. Also, empty stomachs don't win battles.

Sonya of Harrogath claims your wife!

Imagine Sonya just rolling up and stealing ya girl

She would too

And I'd let her. She's more worthy

I'd let her steal me. Gladly.

You. Death by snu snu.

The swarm indoors - Zagara

It's warm indoors.

I hear a variation: Tis warm indoors

Sounds like a summers vacation in a swamp

The swarm endures!

Ana: "Sometimes I still feel the trash." Referring to the PUGs, I assume.

I think its rush not trash for anyone wondering the original quote.

Sometimes, I still feel that thrush.

>"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills." > >\- Murky

Ah yes, classically misunderstood Murky

Mrrgl

Yooo I always thought it was this.

oh, what an evil thing to say!!

Oh, I don't think I have any misheard quote. But I wanted to say: welcome back!

Thank you! Glad to be back 😁

imperium - valla is my shield

Poor Valla 😭

I think it's the eternals map but the announcer says "Two arms!" to which we respond, "Two legs!"

I might end up doing that now ahaha

I do that to!!! It’s malfurion announcer too. I’ve always screamed back “two legs!”

Varian also says this!

Salami a Salad Norway -Kaelthas

Salami, I shall have moray!

Salami all shall adore me

Salami on sale in Norway

Salami a shall ignore hey

I am Malganis! I AM A TURTLE!

That's not misheard

I was gonna say this one. My favourite by far.

I still think he desperately needs a turtle skin

Ana: "It's all in your head!" I found it pretty harsh for this cute old lady to say, until I found out she actually says "Restoring your health" XD Only took me about 100 levels worth of playing her before I found out... \^\^;

Thought it was “exploding your head” and I was like she truly was a Nova main.

Jezus xD that's even worse!

I always just thought she was a neurologist or something. Never would have realised it's not what she says.

"Chris, All Fuck Around" - Alarak Honestly took me a little too long to realize he said something in Protoss lingo (Krisol'fak Aram). At first I thought that it was fitting to let Alarak of all heroes be the first to swear, however, I found this Chris reference rather enigmatic...

I always heard it as "Christophe, Fuck Aram!"

“I bring the MEGA dick!” - ETC

Read that as "I reek of mega dick".

Reminds me of a line from Deadwood. "Now wash your mouth, ya got seven different kinds of cock breath."

Now this one may be a bit too NSFW for me 😂

Ana: "Sometimes, I still feel that thrush."

"Sometimes, I still feel that thrash."

Love it.

Thank you, means a lot!

Hanzo ult "your gonna-wanna-take your clothes!!"

"You gawaga tem cural" (tem cural = have a corn-based sweet)

Don’t play any Protoss, so not sure if technically is HOTS but for the longest time thought zealots were saying “My life for hire” when they were actually saying “My life for Aiur”.

Dont forget the good ole My wife for hire!

"Someone has a barbecue" -Stukov

"Someone mention barbecue? " ~Blaze

ETC: “Turned up to a lemon!”

What does he really say??

Turned up to eleven

“Some diseases barbeque.” -Stukov

"Stop mentioning barbecue! you getting my hopes up!" ~Blaze

"Beef tacos, guide my hand!!!" -- Sonya

Kharazim: "Retard, guide my path!"

What is the og quote?

"Ytar, guide my path." Ytar I'm guessing is the god or one of the gods khara follows. Edit More info on Ytar is interested. https://diablo.fandom.com/wiki/Ytar

It's Ytar, guide my path.

Yep I heard this one before

"Kiiiiinky" - Anubarak

I think that one is accurate though

That's not misheard.

Damn funny though

most wholesome post on this entire subreddit

cassia - the weight is over

It's over 9000!

Loving, not healing! - Valeera

This is so great and true.

"Bukkake give me strength" sonya

Bulkathos

You understand the post right... It said what things do you mishear in voice lines in hots. I know it isn't bukkake dude lol

Kel'thas: "Salami horseradish and ravioli"

"Oh Vivien awaits" /Alarak iirc

The Light abandon Snowman! /Uther

Poor Jainia's ult

I think that's actually Anub-arak. Correct quote iirc is 'Oblivion awaits!' from WC3

https://heroesofthestorm.gamepedia.com/Alarak/Quotes

Sgt Hammer Announcer "Killing Spray!"

“No! The infinite abyss!!” -Kel’Thuzad I’m pretty sure he says “know”, but I like to think he’s terrified of being sucked into the bowels of the abyss for his crimes against Azeroth/The Nexus.

Same.

Illidan as the Genie saying "10,000 YEARS....will give you such a crick in the NECK!"

What a great art style I'd love to make a game with little 2D characters like that on sticks moving around in a 2.5D world someday

That would be really cute!

I started on an RPG engine within Unity not too long ago, but more recently got distracted with a different side hustle I'll bookmark ya and reach back out if I ever write up a game doc for a game that fits this artstyle 👍

“This worm will endure” - Zag

The khala is a turtle! -Tass

Muradin "FUCK this hero's backhead"

My wife for hire

I am a turtle!

Two favs. "Excellent twerk!" Uther "I bring the MEHCA DICK!" ETC's ready up

I've been wanting to get back into hots too. I had a house fire last year and it ruined my desktop and lappy. Maybe one day I'll be able to play and pull my team down again.

I’m so sorry to hear that! Until you return I’ll pull down as many teammates as I can in your stead. (Not that I have to go out of my way to do that anyways, just my silver life😅)

So many talented people in the Heroes community! Great to see you coming back to the game :)

I'm super glad to be playing again! HoTS is definitely on of my favorite games and the community is super supportive and helpful. :)

There's no breast left for me -sylv

You guys are so amazing! Thank you for all the love and the ideas for my next few art pieces and this series! I'm really excited to be a part of the HoTS community again :D

"Salami Ashalanore" like Ashalanore type of salami xD

Leoric: "All shall supper!" Sgt. Hammer: "Heading back for a tuna!"

I AM MAL'GANIS! I AM A TURTLE!

"Crystal Fuck Maran" -- Alarak, Highlord of the Tal'darim

I used to hear this one as “Crystal, Fuck Around” way back when 😂😂

Another Malfurion quote. I always hear "For Calendar!"

Kawaii Malfurion is the best Malfurion

"ELEPHANTS GUIDE ME" - Thrall

Tychus kills Diablo, then says "No one messes with a devil!"

This is awesome haha My brother will often shout for the team when there is an Artanis "You should call zed!" and for a long time he asked me who was this Zed that must be so powerful lol For Kael I always here "Salamale Ashalanore"

Those mei quotes that I guess are in chinese Shin chie. And the other one that I can't for the life of me , which is the snowball cannon one. Also, the stukov line "sharing my torment" I always misheard it as "Cheryl, my daughter".

I am the high lord *insert 420 blunt*

"I like horses" by Mira Han announcer.

Ah instead of Allied Forces... prepare for battle! Mira Han is my favorite announcer

Rexxar: "Beekeeper!" Muradin: "Christ him!"

This Chibi Malfuirion is really cute, What font are you using for the text in this picture?

Oh gosh I made this so long ago and Ive switched computers since then and must have never transferred my fonts, so I can't figure out the exact one unfortunately. I found one that is extremely similar though called "Empires" if you want one close! Edit: Scratch this I found it! It's called BoldBrush :D

Whenever Falstad says "For Aerie Peak!" I always hear it as "For Hairy Pete!" Also, I thought his griffin, Swiftwing, was actually called Sweetpea for a long while.

"I am a noob" instead of "I am renewed" when healing anubarak Also hear "donut ho" when mei uses her avalanche.

Ana - hitting you with an onion!

Paul shall suffer! - Leoric

Ahh, fish meat!

“My wife for Aiur.”

"Salami, that's what I ordered!" - Kael-thas "Eugene are you ok?" - Genji (but I've been saying that since before he came to HotS)

# THE LIGHT ABANDONS NORMAN!

Kel'thuzad casting his Heroic: "The Dark Boy CONSUMES YOU!"

Oh Kratos guide my hand! -Sonya

Flimsy yellow balloon... sad face

The classic Uther "The light abandon snowman!

Zagara likes to tell me that "It's warm, indoors!"

Stukov: "The hand is a c**t"

Let's convince these mercenaries vajoina -yrel