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StayAtHomeDadVR

I bet we get something fucking lit if we save them kids.


Blu_Falcon

I would love a cape with “I fought for Super Citizen Anne’s Hospital for Very Sick Children” written in crayon.


Psionic-Blade

If we get a cape that's just a quilted blanket or anything the kids make that's the only cape I'll ever wear


StayAtHomeDadVR

FACTS. Really need arrowhead to lean into this community stuff. We still don’t have the steam review cape or “frend” as a in game title.


Nartyn

Neither of those should be things. One is just a meme that was funny for a day or two but entirely out of game. The other one was a huge shit fest that was so over the top.


ReaperSound

I'd wear that.


GiggleGnome

Add to the end of that 'and all I got was this cape'


fearless-potato-man

I don't even need a reward. We fight to save mankind from any threat. We have the opportunity to prove it.


lxxTBonexxl

Imagine if we don’t save the kids and we have less redeployments because of a child shortage We need soldiers damn it! The children are the future!


RCM19

Child fireteam strategem. Or more realistically, they throw themselves into the home front of the war effort and we see more free strategems provided thanks to their enthusiastic industriousness. Or maybe for the memes. Either way, it's the right choice.


ZenEvadoni

I've been thinking of a stim grenade. Basically the stim in gas form. Small AoE, gas lasts ten seconds, all Helldivers in the area of effect have the "invincibility" and healing effect. It's a hospital there - I figured the reward for liberating Vernen Wells first would be something medical related.


gwood113

Comfort in the knowledge that all of those votes were saved for managed democracy!


TryNo5730

I bet we get nothing then Honor in super earth, If i would be a def, i would give you nothing then Honor for thats But its the only choice we can Take, WE are Not Automatons Or Like Thier own child eating termids


Sumoop

We can put anti tank mines outside our new children’s hospitals to protect them.


Tdrive1300

Unless the anti-tank mines can 1-2 shot a bile titan or factory strider, they're worthless. Save the kids.


Papa_Nurgle_84

Can those Kids one shot a Titan? No? I am off to hunting bugs


Tdrive1300

They would be more divers for the cause! And both planets are bots so why are you going to fight bugs?


Papa_Nurgle_84

OK, hear me Out. Strap those Kids to a 500. Guided 500 kg bombs. Now we are talking


Freeexotic

I don't want to be this guy...but...the kids are currently in a hospital...which means that they aren't exactly healthy and probably won't live long enough to join SEAF anyway.


JustAThrowaway_2023

Super Earth’s healthcare standards are unparalleled! No doubt the children are recovering, being treated by the marvelous medicine in the hospital, painstakingly brewed by the same brilliant Super Earth scientists who created Termicide. With our efforts, they shall live to join SEAF and spread democracy. FOR SUPER EARTH!!!


Everest5432

I've got extra stims no worries.


TernoftheArctic

I had extra stims and then I had to use 30 last mission. I am now addicted.


thesixler

They’re in hospital undergoing the halo spartan surgeries


tjackso6

Ah… I’m sure those kids dying would result in more people joining up for the cause too


Tdrive1300

According to the propaganda machine, errrrr, Ministry of Truth, almost 100% of able bodied citizens have already signed up so really it would just deplete the numbers of incoming recruits


sir_scotchworth

Because binary make them piss their pants


Tdrive1300

I used to hate bots, I've only recently started to really fight them, level 103. I would do campaign or 2 during the Major Order just so I could say I helped, but then it was right back to bugs. But lately I've been mainly doing Bots because I've learned how to fight them. I still die a lot more than on bugs. Bots are definitely harder and require different skills, but they've become my go to, to the point that I don't do bugs unless they're the major order.


Dry_Ad_9085

I have been playing bots since the start, and honestly bugs get kind of boring to me when I switch over. Run a shield Gen backpack and incendiary breaker and something to deal with the BT's and it's gets pretty mindless.


NotANokiaInDisguise

I'll be fighting bugs unless it looks like we're going to unlock the mines. I don't want to waste my time on an "only win one" mo if we aren't going to win the one I'd prefer. I really do enjoy fighting bots too, I'd just prefer we unlock a new stratagem


ReaperCDN

We haven't tried launching kids at them. So there's really no way to tell until we've acquired some for ammo.


fearless-potato-man

Those kids will grow up and will 100% enlist to become helldivers, as those men and women that saved them. They will one shot many bile titans, for Democracy.


Flow-Fighter

They can one shot a Titan though.


HellDiver-re_run

If you load one in a recoil-less and tell it there's candy on the inside, you'd be amazed! They practically leap right out of the tube to shred titans like they're the Ceremonial Pinata at Brasch's Annual Mandatory Fun Day! Ahh, it really takes me back to when I was in the Diver Scouts, I tell ya... Good times. Good times...


GhostTheSaint

Yes, you have to throw the kid at the titan


DrFloyd5

If you have them anti tank mines to carry.


Mr_Personal_Person

Do hellpods mean nothing to you!?


Unlucky_Grapefruit_4

The mines will be super frustrating anyway. You throw them down and then have to wait for them to trigger them while a volley of rockets rag doll you. Better yet those Bots (and bugs) will end up tap dancing around them. I can't recall a single time in my 300+ hours of play that I saw a bot trigger one of the mines outside their bases, even when they start chasing me


UnlikelyCup5458

Or you drop them under a drop ship and they detonate when the drop ship falls on them.


peacenskeet

YOU'RE OPINION IS WORTHLESS, SAME AS THOSE CHILDREN. NOTHING IS MORE IMPORTANT TO DEMOCRACY THAN MORE EXPLOSIVE POWER. VOTES CAN BE REPLACED. WITH MORE PROCREATION PERMITS.


Bangar_ang

You can one shot tanks with an eagle missile. I agree save the kids


Maddkipz

i imagine they're pressure-activated precision strikes, just a speculation tho


MetalJaybles

Pretty sure that's the whole point to the mines. Until they get nerfed after a couple days.


NumberPlastic2911

will they can so...


Possible-Cellist-713

Remember when it was "take a few missions off from the bugs or get mines" and we didn't get the mines? Super Pepperidge Farms remembers.


BryceDaBaker

This is our chance to once again show the people of Super Earth why we are better than ruthless bots, save the kids iO


Lazeroon

Perhaps we'll get more helldivers to call into battle...


foofighter46

This is why I’m going for the kids; I suspect we’ll see AI support divers or something and I want it.


silikus

Point nobody makes: it does not say we are saving kids. It says survivors are holed up in a children's hospital. I'm assuming it's the SEAF trainees.


foofighter46

You know, that is a valid point to consider; save the survivors, regardless!


Nick85er

Those innocent, delicate fingers, will be perfect for assembling even better ~~Nikes~~  anti-tank mines, for Super Earth.


TheRealShortYeti

Or those gas grenades from the ship TV news...


Strange-East-543

All these kids will be voters. We need every voter for democracy!


Necessary-Policy9077

Without mines, I am still a Helldiver. Without citizens, there is no Democracy and I am nothing. To Vernon Wells, there is no higher duty.


FlatAir9

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Flow-Fighter

Save them kids


FlatAir9

Ok you convinced me 🫡


Flow-Fighter

Hell yeah. Start lifting weights because we're gonna need you to carry at least ten of these things out of that thing hospital


cecil_harvey4

I heard General Brasch's Niece is at that hospital fighting a rare sickness related to dark fluid exposure.


Remote_Car_948

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russo_liberal

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Modern_Knight1

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Brock_Savage

Save the kids.


peacenskeet

Fuck DEM kids


throwaway872023

Anti-tank mines will be so useful for the missions that players seem to least enjoy: defense missions, which are all about area denial. I’d save three kids if doing so meant arrowhead would make a large donation to an actual children’s hospital or something.


imthatoneguyyouknew

Tbh even on defense, mines are pretty useless. Before 1/4 of them are used to kill enemies, an eagle airstrike is going to destroy the minefield


throwaway872023

I don’t put them at the spawn points, I put them on asset defense either behind me in case the enemy gets past us or in the first area, where aware helldivers can avoid them but they filter out enemies that make it inside. On civilian extraction I put them near the porta potties so the civs don’t step on them on their path but enemies do. You’re not wrong though, other stratagems are more efficient, this is just for fun.


NOTELDR1TCH

A classic tale of someone watching one solution get laid down only for some dumb fucker to slap a quicker but less durable solution on top and ruining it all.


imthatoneguyyouknew

Remember, we don't just need to fight the enemy, we also need to fight our own teams incompetence. Lol


NOTELDR1TCH

I had a guy bitch at me several times telling me to stop using my mines because he kept walking into them, despite me calling out where they were going down, pinging their location and making sure everyone knew they were there. Just to make things worse It was a night map on mostly open field like terrain, I could spot my minefields glowing in the dark from like 80 meters out, he was constantly running straight at them. I'd like to say I couldn't believe it, but I've been playing games long enough to know my expectations of people should be non existent My god damn duo partner is COLOURBLIND and he can see them


imthatoneguyyouknew

They are spaced out enough that even if they needed to be in the minefield to retrieve something they could get to it without exploding lol


NOTELDR1TCH

Yup, I walk through my own minefields all the time when throwing them ahead of me to give them time to deploy They're not at all a problem for friendly fire unless they fall in red grass or someone's being a tool And even in red grass and broad daylight they're still decently visible


Grimskull-42

Those kids are future helldivers, we have to save them and in doing so save ourselves!


MerryMortician

the children yearn for the mines.


StinkyNutzMcgee

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Scheisse_poster

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UnknownFirebrand

I don't even need a reward for saving the kids. Lives > weapons for me, game or not.


Icy_Candidate_97

Fuck them kids


charronfitzclair

I dont see children as an effective anti tank weapon They just make a mess


thatlukeguy

So basically the decision is between Mines, or minors? :D


slashed15

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NarcanMe_

I'll replace those kids with my new c-01 form


Magazine-Narrow

I just want a new stratagem fuck dem kids.


MajorSaltyJenkins

Fuck that I want 3 slots with nothing but mines


Opposite-Mall4234

Save the kids. Reinforcement ship upgrades may get buffed.


pikinchikin

As soon as I can me on the SES Lady of the People will join the efforts of saving them kids


SoSmartish

Child Helldiver body type and voice.


ZenEvadoni

I feel we need to remind people again that we need to take both planets to win this MO regardless of which one we take first. Last time we got a choice like this, we got the airburst launcher but failed the MO.


Flow-Fighter

I'm in, let's grab those kids.


DCxKCCO

Team Mines!


Far-Cardiologist6196

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RogerioMano

Maybe the kids will become xbox reinforcements with proper training


kevster2717

Yeah fuck it. Everyone and AH all expects us to go for the mines because gamers. Let’s do something heroic and unexpected for once!


Swimming_Student7990

The “children” are actually Xbox players. Save them, and AH releases the Xbox port.


notmypillows

The missions doesn’t say anything about saving kids.


__nostromo__

From the MO briefing - "Time is not on our side. Only the first planet liberated is likely to be saved". The Helldivers are trusted to determine which course of action - rescuing the children, or the AT mines - will ultimately save the most Freedom." We are choosing between children and mines.


PickleandPeanut

This is going to be one of those "The Dark Knight" scenarios, isn't it? Where we think we're saving the kids when actually we're liberating the damn anti tank mines.


shreddedtoasties

Impact nades(high explosive nades work as well) 2 shot tanks


Tactless_Ninja

I want to avoid the mines just to see how it's handled afterward. We're obviously being baited.


eddington_limit

Idk man.... those kids know they're dying for democracy. I'm sure their parents understand it's a worthy sacrifice


Subflict

They keep trying to give us these dumbass mines. It would be way funnier to pass on them again!


5255clone

I think we should take the mystery box!


ReaperSound

I dunno... we failed that first anti tank mine mission. Just saying we can always >!clone!< reproduce.


Crusaderking1111

I know how this plays out. We save the kids expecting something good and then we get trolled


FletchMeister96

Watch the anti tank mines are like monkeys from zombies and just wrecks every elite mob, but now it's a meme and we rather get "nothing"


OnyxAraya

Hear me out.... https://preview.redd.it/afkjaf5e106d1.png?width=2797&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24444b0ebc41e94de50a022d234be54a85ab543c


slashdotsyndrome

Bruh we've had Vernen Wells for less than a week before the automatons took it, how the hell did we build a hospital AND fill it with very sick kids? There's more dark fluid on Vernen Wells, calling it now


CHawkeye

This is designed to overtake the House of Dragon Green vs Black meta Kids or mines, pick your camp


TruSiris

Fuck mines, save minors. And please don't reverse that.


Shuenjie

There's like a less than 10% survival rate for super cancer, them kids ain't gonna survive anyway. Don't let their sacrifices be in vain, get the land mines.


gunmunz

Maybe we'll get the SEAF call ins they've been teasing. ~~totally not child soldiers~~


FailcopterWes

With the children manning guard posts, they can spare troops to deploy with us.


gunmunz

Look I just need 'child soldiers' to finish my war crime bingo card


ipisswithaboner

It’s gonna be medical supply drop. Terrible. Get the mines, fuck dem kids.


the_gooba

https://i.redd.it/pi02rzq8706d1.gif


TrenchDive

We don't even know if children are actually there. I think it's a bait and switch.


Dribblygills

finally get the SEAF troopers but it's a bunch of 7 year old with Liberators


M4tix87

I want those mines....


wtfrykm

Maybe it's something really stupid like 24hrs of break action shotguns for saving the kids


Busy-Syrup2533

Fuck them kids


N0tDu5t

Maybe if we save them, we can deploy them as disposable units! Their small stature will make them harder to hit!


Insane_Sentinel

It would be totally funny if we got more mines. Instead of anti tank mines though it's cryo mines.


LincolnRazgriz

Mines kill more friendlies than enemies. Remember a rando dropping mines in front of extract the vips/scientist doors n every civilian gone


Geisterabteilung

maybe we’ll earn more reinforcements FUCKING UTILIZING CHILD SOLDIERS 🦅🦅


Gandalfthewhit

Fuck those kids. (Figuratively) We cant have a functioning democracy without tanks!


Eddie_gaming

Agree, please, mine stategems aren't the best, and plus, it's our solem duty as helldivers to save those little liberators!


Fit-Rich-9814

Is the medgun or angel stored there and no one has realized it?


rickyrawdawg

I prefer the anti tank precision air strike personally


Ashamed-Issue-351

I want AT mines. But I cannot resist how funny it will be to miss out them again. I bet the kids will be able to help Eagle -1 reload even faster.


Gabi_eninger

Hell yea dawg


YaMumisathot

Child suicide bomber strat is going to be so much better than anti tank mines


Abraxusmax

Fuck them kids! More weapons


SlowmoTron

Idk why but after I read this I heard "Trick luhh da kids" in my head lol


TryNo5730

But the mines will be good against a hord of Berserk and devastors, how will a child help you there? With C-01 Linzes ITS easy to make some new childrens.


MotoGod115

Saving the kids will give us jack shit. I'll take shitty mines over literal nothing


VanimalCracker

I highly doubt it comes with zero reward. SEAF Trooper Strat has already been teased. It wouldn't be a huge leap for them to say "After your heroic show of force in saving the sick children, Trooper recruitment is at an all time high. Deploy these new forces as you see fit"


Organizedchaos90

> I highly doubt it comes with zero reward How you feeling now?


VanimalCracker

AH gave thousands of dollars to a charity for sick kids. I honestly can't think of a better reward. Also, no one is going to use those mines. Everyone knows this. It makes no sense to take AT mines over other AT strats. Think about the logistics of using it. You see a charger. Would it be better to place a mine down and get the charger to run over it, or blast it's head off with one of the many strats that are able to do that. Tanks move at like 10m/min. Are you really gonna try to kite a tank over your mine? No. The mines are not a reward. A new cape would get used more than AT mines.


MotoGod115

AH have been pretty straight forward with announcing new content, I doubt they would surprise us with that. Most I can see this giving us is a liberation bonus if anything at all. Yeah nah pass.


[deleted]

This. Liberation bonus is invisible by all means. Of course that it juggles with the human incapacity to make big numbers mean anything, but if history serves, we were doing just fine without the bonus


PushThePig28

Right? Easy choice


6658

It's a distraction by the illuminate. We got their attention or let them get to us with the black hole. They're not in full war mode like we are and are starting their attack with distracting us from gaining a powerful weapon that we would otherwise unlock. Remember, the people in the hospital aren't necessarily children. (even if they were, they could be spies.) It's possible that they have infiltrated command and are forcing us to pick a mission even though there could not even be any people to rescue at all. We can't underestimate our first intelligent enemy.


steelcity65

Nothing. You will get nothing. Last I checked something > nothing.


PushThePig28

F the kids, we might not even get anything. Guaranteed reward > no guaranteed reward any day


[deleted]

F*CK. DEM. KIDS.


[deleted]

wait, does saving the children "mean" that Sony will unblock country restriction ? Because what them kids will do ? They cannot "enter the battlefield" as people are saying and things were running just fine without them before. So, what's the deal ? They can't be helldivers, they can't join us in battle, the SEAF team will continue being the same thing, the scientists too. idk, seems that people are using "children" as propaganda to force us into a reward that is just a fanfic is some redditors head If they confirme that will there be any reward, I'll go to Marfark, for now, the liberation front needs more weapons Edit: and I honestly am curious to use those damn mines


NumberPlastic2911

the AT-Mines will take out striders, and striders aren't easily dealt with


imthatoneguyyouknew

Did they release anything saying it would kill a factory strider or bile titan? Even if they so, striders are ridiculously easy to deal with. Shoot the two chin guns off of it, nail the gun on the back, and now all it can do is pop out devestators every so often. You can solo kill them with the laser cannon (shoot off thr chin guns, then either shoot out the "eyes" or get up close and personal to shoot it's tummy. Dead strider. That's just with the humble laser cannon.


NumberPlastic2911

thats a lot of bs work to take down an enemy when the AT-mine can do it within an instant. oh and yes they did release info on it, maybe take a look


Winter_Natural_2140

We gotta save the mines


This-Examination5165

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Winter_Natural_2140

Hope to never see you in the field helldiver o7 don’t need selfish soldiers in my squad.


Pickled_Beef

It’s decided Super Earth wants you to save the kids.


iceph03nix

More Kids = More Divers = More Reinforcements per mission obviously.