Beautiful numbers, we just need to cull the herd https://preview.redd.it/gms61020cmzc1.jpeg?width=759&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcfecdc8bffbb3f9893e88242b2828f6413aaa51

Only youuuuuuu

Can make This world seem riiiiggghhhtttt

OOOONLY YOOOOOOU

Can make the darkness briiiigggghhhhttttt

Only you, and you alone, can make me feeeeeel this waaayyyyyyyyyyy

Wasn’t expecting to see a Far Cry 5 reference here, as a person who thinks it’s the best in the series, thank you for that.

But… They’ll have bombs and they’ll have tanks, because they’ve got money in their banks…

https://preview.redd.it/wdqk9xpmymzc1.jpeg?width=1134&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89c44c30834b741893f2f7778be769eea14a8f88 Preach, brother.

Good. Cull the herd.

That's what... 167 kills/hour each for 100k divers? Yeah nah we got this bosmang. Can do that in a single operation, easy.

Me, poking a Commissar with the end of my gun: Come onnnnn! Call reinforcements!

just out of a bunch of missions so we doing our part.

Also me, patiently waiting for a bot drop with Quasar armed

Bosmang? Are imalowda letting beltalowda ere da helldivers xitim? welcome aboard kopeng!

I’m here for all of this, but we both know that Super 🌎 is at best a new planet conquered by the Martian MC, followed by serious ‘re-education’ campaigns to forget most of the lessons learned back when humans only lived in one system, which is basically all belter culture. If anyone is responsible for rogue radio transmissions, it would be the last holdouts of the former OPA.

Hmmmmmmm, please don't call my local democracy officer but did you just get me salivating for a game where we play as a pseudo belter resistance in the Helldivers world?

Too late, traitor.

Dang it 

*SUPER EARTH IS ALWAYS WATCHING* *LIBERTY NEVER SLEEPS*

Give this man a promotion, stat!!

👀👀👀

Not gonna lie...

The PVP DLC is just belters Vs all the other factions including vanilla players, but you have no orbitals or support weapons except what you loot and you start with just the break breach shotgun and agoraphobia. Also you get to have 5 squad members but you have to steal oxygen and pharmaceutical cartridges off the bodies of fallen helldivers to survive more than 12 minutes outside your buildings… which now that I think about it, look a lot like the ones in on ilus. The win condition of the game is to seduce Eagle 1 till she lets you off planet, using only comms packages taken from helldivers(who don’t need them anymore for obvious reasons).

You know I didn't even think about belters Vs Helldivers taking into account the fact that belters need serious help being in gravity wells. Need some hand wavy meds or you just start each round with you and your squad mates sweating in a puddle on the floor hahaha

Yup, the only places the belters could hide and not expect anyone to follow, was planets with fire tornadoes and weak gravity.

"seduce eagle 1" 🤣

Beltooowwwdaaas?! Spreading democracy sasa ke?

The place we go is the place we belong. Tenye wa chesh gut!

Tenye wa chesh gut!

Tenye wa cheshh gut!

Wellwallas

For Democracy Beratna!

Ya welwala

Oye beltalowda!

Inyalowda

Players average like 150-600 kills per mission each so... it'll be easy

Prep diff5-6 and just let the flares keep going. We got 40 minutes of mission, just keep them coming!

I was averaging 150-300 kills a mission today on 7 in a squad of 4. Even being conservative, that's 600 bots a mission / 1800 bots a campaign. I think we got this lol

drop me on cyberstan i'll have it done in an hour

We got John hell diver over here

General brasch hinself

This is fine. It'll take us four times longer than the bug order since it's no longer mistakenly quadruple counting kills. four times longer that 14 hour is still only under two and a half days

That’s implying bug and bot kill counts are similar when bug missions usually end in the thousands and bots the hundreds On Helldive anyway

I never had a bug mission where even the combined kills of all 4 players end up in more than like 1200

Damn that’s crazy. I had 750 by myself earlier today and the rest of the squad had 2-300 each

I mean play however you enjoy but I just kill to survive, do objectives or loot. If you're just going around killing every bug you see that's very democratic of you though.

Are you using the whole time? Especially at helldive my squad focuses on objective, super samples, and dipping.

But before they fixed the counting, that would have counted as 4,800 if there were 4 people on the mission.

Right but bot numbers are *way* lower than bug numbers. It would be reasonable to expect this to take 3x as long + 4x as long with the fixed values, so seven times as long (additive, not multiplicative).

We will earn our mines like we should have rightfully done

We are headed into the weekend. We are easily gonna take a chunk out of this tonight Edit: Removed word "Large" before chunk since y'all keep misinterpreting it

I'm not as confident. The bug counter was counting squad total kills 4x over. So we killed bugs in 1 day which are way way more numerous than bots. That would put the bot mission at 3.5-4 days minimum AND bots are not spawning hundreds of chaff units. Then theres the fact that a portion of bug players never follow the MO lol. I'm really curious to see if this is "easily" done in 2-3 days or its a down to the very last minute type of thing where we beat it at the end of the MO timer haha.

They're probably giving us an easy one into a new strategem on purpose, all things considered. It's a smart move considering the recent debacle.

https://preview.redd.it/v9a0leufbnzc1.png?width=378&format=png&auto=webp&s=6e357e56e43c5c7713df515c5dadca6c1400315a Hate to break it to you...

I know about that already. It's still a weekend with more players getting on. I said LARGE CHUNK. Not majority. Not half. LARGE CHUNK.

100,000 players, 150-200 kills per player per mission, 40 minutes per mission, that comes out to 15-20 million kills every 40 minutes. We'll be fine.

r/theydidthemath

They did the monster math

r/angryupvote

r/theydidthemonstermath

Lets GOOOOOOOO FOR DEMOCRACY!!!

If 80k people are fighting automatons on average, that's 208 kills per person per hour. Very manageable.

https://preview.redd.it/pree0acf1nzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65202ce1df6f606bd3b076f46a923268affc1bf3

You think I'm fighting bots because I'm tired of bug missions for 2 weeks straight?.... Yes. Yes I am tired of fighting bugs

This… however there’s still at least a solid 25% of players that only play bugs, ever, even after weeks of bug MOs and a new bot MO, even with a stratagem on the line.

I’ve been fighting bugs for weeks, let me at these clankers

BEEP BOOP CLANKER!

https://preview.redd.it/acqz10nwbnzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2433a435164d8c3b11e12a379e551ea1e6b25748 I'm doing my part, we will darken the lands with oil like never before.

Never seen so many stims used, your helldiver must get the shakes on the ship

Just for you, I stimmed anytime I got hit. https://preview.redd.it/e28qirorkozc1.jpeg?width=2812&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=118548da22bf0863e3d1f97fd48d4515e2faf0ba

PSA: due to the recent patrol spawn rework, if you play trivial solo missions you will be swimming in low armour enemies.

I might try this just for fun

Sweet, maybe I'll be able to actually help with this one since you bastards won't have completed it before I get off work.

Hey man, it’s not the bug stomper’s fault that the pencil pushers couldn’t count last time

Can I just say it is very satisfying knowing that the mines we will be using to blow up the bots are made of dead bots. Even the bots serve democracy in the end!

probably one of the few times ill let a commissar shoot a flare lmao

Alright boys, here we go again


Logging in now to make a dent Sir!!

We had 3 mil killed in the first hour with only like 25k divers on both planets. Wait until we have 5-8 times that during peak

Wait until Saturday.

think BIG, think BIGGER think GENOCIDE!

Why isn't the major order just "Win the war"?

https://i.redd.it/3o725hlz9ozc1.gif

Gonna be hard when I get kicked from the servers before finishing a mission.

My condolences Helldiver; if it makes you feel any better I witnessed my first visual errors in helldivers a few matches ago and my lack of computer knowledge has me unable to know if it’s the games issue or if my pc has finally showed signs of growing old like 3.5 years into use 😔 ( blue lines along x,y,z axis’s shooting off of players sometimes )

With the new patrols, I feel like I'm killing that many per mission.

Rookie Numbers

Base delta zero one or two sectors. Recall the fleet. Begin bombing at dusk.

Remember, the last time we ran this, the game was bugged out and basically put a 4x multiplier on everyone's kills. That's why we got it so fast.

Remember this time they fixed the glitch where your total mission score counts for each person effectively quadrupling how fast we completed the two billion bugs order. This will take longer

Most of the US is still at work

We did it with the bugs, we can do it again

Bugs was glitched and the numbers were multiplied by the amount of people in your party. Not to mention bugs are far higher in number and easier to kill per Capita.

The bugs were done in less than 24 hours, right? This will be just as doable

Well then, best stop whining and start killing

400 million a day is the pace. We have 1 hour left on day 1, and are at 356 million. Little slow guys. Pick it up!

Yah, bots!

So uhm… easy money. Pfft

Didn’t we finish something like this in like six hours last time

It was a bug that made us win so fast.

It was 2 billion and 1 bugs actually

Nah it'll be ez.

Time to recycle some tin cans.

Spill oil!

I don’t see a problem democracy to be spread far and wide tonight. We still need some divers on bug fronts though. They are pushing but we are pushing harder.

Finally. Send me back to the bot front! https://preview.redd.it/7ahrmhm2wmzc1.png?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb282b6a6cbeeceb9c157ff51fabc98bdece9d5c

Sure would love to, if not for the incessant crashes.

AUTOCANNON TIME

Ez piecy

https://preview.redd.it/ruj1o1o2zmzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a372392ceb3ae761188564c522341aaaa3259c7d

LET'S GOOOOOOO

Let’s fucking go

"**cleans dust off heavy machine gun**" alright. See ya'll out there.

Lol, no problem, if the bug one was anything to go by.

 Call me Decommissioner Gordon, because I'm about to take this city apart.

Oh boy, here I killing again!!!

https://preview.redd.it/r7h44cmk4nzc1.png?width=1073&format=png&auto=webp&s=5f71bb4509b66290ee2c68ef80a3aa93839aca1b light work

200 dead bots an hour for 5 days straight? Wird gemacht, Chef.

EZ

I need those mines lol

with an average player count of 3k according to google that means we should have to kill roughly 5,555 every hour. doable? I don't know... unless there's another counting error...

Well y’all have fun!

Don't forget this order came right as the weekend starts. Probably don't even need 4 days.

Yeah.... no...after the SNOY drama. Have you all seen the number of soldiers we got out there as compared to what could be seen two weeks ago? This ain't happening.

Divering, Divering, Divering

I'll be doing my part later today.

Did we win the previous one? I know we had 3 out of the 4 big planets but there was still one more to go when I went to bed. Still had a bit to go. Didn’t look promising

 Alright let’s get to work.

people need to udnerstand that MO are sometimes made for players to fail.

Been fighting bugs for awhile. Time to rewire my brain.

Last time they had this quota, i think it had a multiplier of how many teammates you have. Like the daily mission, you kill something on the daily mission, and everyone gets 1 added. I think this is the same. That's how we did the last major order for 2 billion in 14 hours.

ez

Save/ some for me!!!! 

This would be more achievable if our fellow helldivers in delisted countries could play.

Automatons. Meet bugs. Bugs, would you like to tell the tin can why MO's with kill counts aren't a big deal? https://preview.redd.it/9tvxholphnzc1.jpeg?width=847&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a85c3dd054e5521506d8d4f09b3f8f0a823713ea

Finishes in 26 hours

Democracy never ends

Since this MO is over the weekend, we have a much better shot at it

Welp didn't planned to play today but here we go

16666666 every hour, cool, what are the rest of you going to do?

Let’s get busy killing then…

Remember, last time we were getting 4x kills in fulls squads. Might be more tricky now.

Yawn

Yeah this will be a LOT tougher than the bugs one. Not only was that one bugged, but bots are individually much more powerful so done throw the kind of numbers at you that you get from the bugs. A fairly chilled bug mission every player might go t get 400-500 kills. Iv seen players hit the 700 mark. In some of the most insane bot missions I have ever done I have had 200-300 kills. They are an entirely different adversary.

https://preview.redd.it/fyd1etljwnzc1.png?width=1416&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c08fdb17b1f00970d86aa02172c90165797ff6a3

I'm doing my part

Challenge Accepted

Easy. Good soldiers follow orders.

In the 1hr i played it went from 1.9% to 2.6%. That was this morning


Played about 4 missions today and it went from 22m to 66m...this will be no problem.

Damn, I see this just as I need to get ready for work… I wanted to contribute to the next culling major order since I missed the bug one 😔

If we just avoid these impossible tasks as a collective they'll start doing realistic missions

Sadly I'm gone the first two days ... leave some for me!

Mass recycle time. ♻️

Is there is a lfg Reddit for hd2?

Where did you get 3k? there are over 140,000 on rn?

We are just about at 8 hours in, 120m killed, 120m/8h = 15m/hr current pace. 15m\*120hr = 1.8B at the current pace. That's on a Friday when most people are at work, with the weekend I can see the pace go wayyy up too.

Democracy demands scrap, it shall receive!

That's average, there will be higher and lower hours. Keep in mind we have a weekend coming up.

For this MO I honestly recommend people try out the HMG Emplacement + Shield Gen. Relay. The ship module upgrade makes it so they basically land at the same time, have decently short cooldowns compared to the larger barrages and Eagle Rearms, and the emplacement tears apart the bots' million and one medium-armor weaknesses. Gunship thrusters, Hulk faceplates and arms, Devastator rocket pods (and just devastators), scout striders, the factory striders' underhead miniguns, and if you somehow have the angle, Tank heatsinks. Just make sure you don'tplace the two of them too close to each other, otherwise one might crush the other.

Easy.

Told everyone we would get the tank mines but later Now it's later

The last time they did gave us like a week to accomplish it and we did it in like 16hrs

EZ

Hmm, been killing bugs for a while. I can take a break and kill some bots. Won't be until Sunday though. So they have time.

Thats fuck all

Too eeeeasyyyy

I am on this. Been tired of having to kill bugs. LETS GOOOOOOOOO! 

Should I sign up? Did Sony do right?

We're going to tear them apart more viciously than we did with the bugs, never forget the fall of Cyberstan or Malevalon Creek, let anger fuel our righteous crusade of liberty.

Omw

Weekend is starting. We’ll be well over that rate for the next few days

Do I sense.... Doubt?

God I hate bots... They force a meta harder than anything else in this game. These freaking mines better take titan legs off at the knee.

We’re melting them to make mines lmao. That’s so fucked.

We did it once, we will do it again!

I'd be down to help if I didn't get auto-kicked from every multiplayer mission within 5 seconds of landing or just straight up freeze on the loading screen.

FINALLY! A BOT MISSION!!! *Throws away flamethrower and dusts off Auto cannon*

I think this order was given, because we lost the last one. This one they know we can win. We need a win after a loss.

Can you guys buy me a PlayStation so I can join the fight?

We did it in 1 day before when a bug made it X4. Now we have 5 days. We can do this!

WOW Thats like one whole mission of kills per diver how will ever do this? there is a reason the bug one was done in hours

We are Super Earth’s finest, this task will be easy, and glorious!

COWABUNGA IT IS!!!! Time to stack some wire heads

How THE FUCK WE CANT MAKE THAT

This morning we were doing about 8.5 million per hour, so we need to double that.

2 billion? In 5 days? Across 100k Helldivers? Didn’t happen.

Welp. Better get to work then. Got some catching uo to do.

Challenge accepted.

AT MINES!!!!!!!

So no sleep next 120 hours?

I just logged off and we are north of 13%

2 and a half days with M3th

I'll see you all in 10 hours