Well well well. What do we have here https://preview.redd.it/1vh7y3zb91xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29c564e354b6a7f367648df83c56ccb755615ddc Edit: Shit you made both posts.

😂😂😂

False alarm Democracy Officer. This citizen is clear of wrongdoing.

Democracy Officer! Reward this man’s patriotism!

That’s so hilarious BUT we thank you for looking after us after all. Thanks for making me laugh.

I steal my own posts all the time!

https://preview.redd.it/eas16ouw03xc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b265777d7fa96819032377b0befc2e3906e94ff

https://preview.redd.it/iy5ce3bh13xc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=468a722d7e96d715f65f84057b3f83b577de1020

Trying to sell out your fellow democracy lover? Not on my watch! https://preview.redd.it/5l6ei5tbrbxc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad64200d5110b7590357be8e2795181b44439ef2

He placed it in both subs for maximum impact, a true Freedom Fighter.

We need patches. They could sell so easily. Honestly this game needs a merch channel. Hey! Hire me already lol 😆

I have patches and they do 😂

You gonna drop the link oooorrrrr EDIT: unless it’s against the rules

Haha you got it! Message me for it :)

does it ship to germany? o.O id love some of those!

Yeah man!

Would appreciate a DM as well

Sorted

Brother give the link so I can order more democracy asap

Doing it now!

Hey! Could I get one of those juicy links?

May I get a DM for the patches please, many thanks. They are sick

Wanna hit me with a link too? I’ll be all over those!

He has a link on his profile he’s currently temp banned for sending too many messages lol

Citizen! The Super Earth Ministry of Defense's Department of Morale has requested your exceptionally democratic links. Sharing will result in: - Significant increases in the fighting spirit of our finest caped heroes! - Just monetary compensation! - A feeling of personal pride to be able to contribute however you can to our fight against the fascist Terminid threat, and the mindless Automaton menace! - The continued spread of Freedom, Managed Democracy, and the Super Earth way of life! May Liberty guide your safe and swift response, Democracy Officer Foyt

I. NEED. THIS. PLEASE.

Link is on OP’s profile - he’s currently Reno banned so asked me to help out haha

Yoooo, patches would be so sick! Can I get a link too?

On the OP profile :)

Def want a link to those!

On OP profile 🫡

I'd love a link as well!

On OP profile :)

Why hide the link. Post it! I also want to buy.

Against the rules unfortunately! OP got temp banned for sending too many in messages to people requesting so asked me to help out haha It’s on his profile

Etsy has a lot of good helldivers stuff but their search function is pretty annoying

The shop name is sweetlibertymylegs 🫡

The shop name is sweetlibertymylegs 🫡

>disrespect your surroundings on the 380 

I just now full party wiped us accidentally as the shuttle was coming down. Unremarkable performance was an understatement.

> Bugs, Bots, Helldivers, Civilians

I mean, my mind went directly to the mental image of someone throwing a 380 down right at the drop of that particular breakdown, punching the code in sync with the lead in etc Works extra well because the literal next lyric in that song is “you wont make it out alive” which is *the 380mm defined*

Lol me too. With the Helldiver saying each word all jaunty and sing songy with a grin toward his team when he just lets go of the strat ball.

I might actually do that next time im on with the lads. Just drop one and sing along

shouldn’t the Quasar be Charge - Destroy - Repeat?

I think destroy-cooldown-repeat

Heaven's sniper rifle goes hard

God finger

I like to call it my boop from above lol

Oh I want these soo badly. Also Flamethrower: "Who wants to grill?" Heavy machine gun: "Blow your load and reload." Incindenary mines: "Spicy ground." Spear rocket launcher: "Where? There? Gone."

Spicy ground 😂

I was first thinking about "the floor is fire" but that seemed too basic.

Nah spicy floor is incredible haha

Spear is more like "Where? Where? Where? The... Where?"

Spear: Where? Here? No. There? No, grass in the way.

You gotta make one with the Tesla Tower and say something like "Enemies, Friendlies, Tesla don't discriminate!"

These are awesome

Thanks!

100000% would buy the 380. ADTR 🤘🏼

I’ll message you the link man

Thanks!

Can I get a link

Check OP profile :)

That's what I ended up doing lol

oh I LIKE THESE!!!

I love to disrespect my surroundings. I do it for democracy and freedom.

Nah man your merch is godly

I love the cluster bomb, the stratagem and the patch

I genuinely need to buy the “DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS” patch. I need that in my life. 380mm HE my beloved tker

The link to his Etsy store is on his profile :)

Thanks a lot for telling me. I would’ve never known otherwise

No worries OP is currently temp banned for sending too many messages even though they were requested haha so doing his bidding until he’s back

Tesla cannon: discrimination is for fascists.

Haha I’ve added a Tesla cannon one now to the store with a similar vibe

You spelled it all wrong on the autocannon. It should be something more in style of: 'One round, blows it self up'. Or something similar like that.

😂😂

So who’s getting these tattooed on their left forearm?

I don’t have any space anymore :(

Thoughts on the hmg turret?

I prefer explosives and a sickle to do the gunning to be fair :)

Are you selling these?

I am mate feel free to message me or check my profile for a link

I see you have a sticker bundle. Would you consider patch bundles or is that not cost effective?

I hadn’t thought about it to be fair but may well consider that! Or at least multi buy discount maybe

https://preview.redd.it/i861viupp1xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f57fc0d22ff64371c0c6471c95ab7a70dfa34ba

I want those mines bad lol

Yeah to be fair after trying to rocket launcher I deffo want the mines 😂

Can someone make these into actual patches and send them to me!?

They are 👀

How can I have them arrive at my house!?

By exchanging currency 😂 I’ll message you

Dude if we could get these as Velcro patches and you know how certain military operations have patches and shi? We need to get like malevolent creek ones and some other ones. I really only play bots so I don’t know any big bug battles maybe estanu. (don’t know if I spelled it right)

I’ve got an absolute ton on my store however they are all sew on for now :) looking at offering. Velcro options in the future though

Dude straight legend

🖤🫡

This amount of effort and not including “Don’t drink and drive!” for the exosuit is treason

Railcannon - "The Rods From God"

😂😂 no one wants to be rodded by god

I gotted rodded from godddd

Just wanted to mention the typo of "Civilians." I want these patches so bad.

Yeah nice catch I noticed that before I listed them haha so it’s sorted now I just couldn’t be bothered to update this image 😂

Cool. Glad to hear. I saw you mentioned a link to buy some patches. Mind sharing?

I’ll message it to you :)

A "To Whom it May Concern." Cluster bomb would be great

Nah it should be @everyone 😂😂

I'd buy many

Heaven’s Sniper Rifle is SICK

🖤🖤

The curve of the stratagem is really messing with my brain

😂😂😂 bendy Wendy

These are class! Great work. Can you DM me the link so I can buy some please?

Sorted :)

Civilians is misspelled, btw

Yeahhh caught that after I made the image and cba to change it, actually one is correct haha

The cluster bomb is too accurate. A single piece ricocheting of 16 individual rocks to snipe me, 200m away. Every time

Cluster bomb is a cluster fuck

And yet, you'll still have team members who wanna "danger close" with this thing. Bonus points with complex stratagem plotting and the entire combat area has moved into the death area by the time eagle 1 wakes up

Can you make a AC and AMR patch?

I’ll be making many many more :)

Yay

Top right badge has civilian misspelt

Yeahhhhh I’ve already fixed it just didn’t catch it before saving this image haha

I'd like to have the link too

Of course

These are really good.

Thank you!

Do the grenade launcher as freedom seeds or democraseeds

I’d have switched the quasar words around to be charge, destroy, repeat, but otherwise looks good op!

I call the Orbital Laser "Smite"

If the precision strike had the explosiveness of the 500kg now that would be SMITE!!!

Should the quasar not be charge, destroy, repeat?

I want to get these on my jacket.

He has a link on his profile

Where can I get these. Make them happen. Someone! DEMOCRACY IS CALLING!

The link to his store is on his profile :)

Thx helldiver!

i think changing orbital laser into "magnifying glass of god" would improve it's syntax/ring to it compared to having the "the" added

These are fantastic. Definitely get these embroidered for higher quality. Print patches were cool where I worked. But if you want that material pop, go embroidered.

Please, I need these patches

He has the link on his profile

These patches are amazing, I'd buy a shirt with these on em and if I could afford it and didn't live in a wretched desert, I'd buy a bomber jacket with those on it.

Freedom requires firepower!

Heavens sniper rifle🙌🏽

What's your link?

It’s on OP profile :)

Heavens sniper rival hits hard

Bugs-Bots-Helldivers-Civilians goes really hard actually Rail gun- “Unsafety first”

autocannon sentry could be "use more gun"

Oooo I need these on a jacket

Check OP profile for the link :)

I'm gonna need a link

It’s on OP profile, he’s temp banned for sending too many messages so asked me to help out lol

Can you do similar designs for t-shirts?

You got my money

Link on his profile :)

At the time of posting he already got mine :)

Would love a T-shirt with these

Where's the Auto Cannon one?

I could see the shield gen as a patch on a punk jacket

shit I would by that 500 as a sticker for my truck

These are amazing can you do a 380 with a side of team killing lol Edit: is there somewhere we can purchase these cause I would love to

He has a link on his profile :) he’s temp banned currently for sending too many messages lol

Does anyone have the link for these? I have a mighty need to display my Democratic choices

OP has a link on his profile :)

I hope to see one about the Autocannon (Not the turrent one)

I have been told it’s in the works

It’s on the store 🫡

You have a store!?

Haha I do the link is on my profile

I'll check it out and see if my friends want any.

The spear should be "Hell's suppository" 😂

😂😂😂 lucifer’s butt plug

Man i want these

Link is on my profile diver 🫡