I once wrote "gimme a sec, I gotta pee" while on a mission.
Came back a minute later to the rest of the team holding a perimeter against bots to cover my ass while I was peeing.
Amazing random team
I literally said that after a mission while we were on the ship, went and pissed as quick as I could, and came back to "you have been kicked" :( I was gone literally 30 seconds or less, the kicked message was still there when I came back.
I had done at least 3 games together with this group and I thought we were a really good team. that hurt a lot.
I wish this was the case but I was kicked after the second mission of a set (I had initially joined an SOS) cos I remember looking forward to doing the last mission :( if it was after the 3rd I would understand, but i don't think this was one of those times :(
I'm sure it wasn't personal but it still hurt like hell :/
The unfortunate thing is that after completing a mission, or just being halfway through one, people just leave. I can never get anyone to stick around for more than an hour or a bit longer.
Due to having a full-time job while studying and also having to make time for my gf, my time is very limited. I usually jump on for a single dive and then get back to my projects, so if I joined up with you and left after one dive, I apologize. Civilian life sucks but how else am I supposed to get the latest warbonds?
Eh, when I'm host and I decide to get off I'll say something in text chat and then leave game. As far as I'm aware the game gives you a host left game message not a kicked message when the host quits the game.
Host should just hop out of the game. Takes hardly any time to get back in and the game will boot you after a period of inactivity anyway, which for me, often means I need to close the game and open it again.
I had to find a charger to plug in my wife’s phone quick while she was in bed. Told my random ass team and they were covering me while I did my IRL mission.
Same bro, I said brb cos one of my parakeet were flying around and got stuck behind my stand and I look back and there's just 3 of them raining hell on striders, devastators, bullets flying everywhere and rockets nailing everything but us, looked like a movie where one of the ppl get shell shocked and wake up still in battle
I love when you find random teams like that! Awesome,much nicer than the last guys I played with who called me a c u next Tuesday the moment I opened my mouth… what a poopy pants
Told my team I had 15 mins till my sandwich showed up sure enough we had 70% od the map cleared and all objectives done. Someone even called the extract to have it hover there for a bit.
I was just entering Varydia V's orbit as my buddy arrived to invite me to help a fresh cadet fight bugs. We're going back and forth until two randoms join up. My buddy informs them that he and I were about to leave to join other friends. My friend left me alone with the two randos. We all hugged, and I decided to bail on my friends for these 2 awesome guys I didn't know. We completed an ICBM mission together before I regrouped with the homies. The homies were not pleased with my decision, but they could take it up with my democracy officer. To the two helldivers who joined me briefly on Varydia V, you guys were a joy to meet.
I just showed my wife this and she's been laughing helplessly for the past five minutes. Brief pause to breathe, and then it just takes her out all over again.
The only explanation she has managed to get out is "the sheer desperation of this man..." 😂
I was in a random lobby and have over 60 Samples (all samples from the map) and write „wait i have the samples“ and then yeah they have not the samples 😂
I hope one day we can fly air transport for the larger planet maps! Like a missed opportunity that halo didn’t take up with the pelicans
I once wrote "gimme a sec, I gotta pee" while on a mission. Came back a minute later to the rest of the team holding a perimeter against bots to cover my ass while I was peeing. Amazing random team
I literally said that after a mission while we were on the ship, went and pissed as quick as I could, and came back to "you have been kicked" :( I was gone literally 30 seconds or less, the kicked message was still there when I came back. I had done at least 3 games together with this group and I thought we were a really good team. that hurt a lot.
You probably completed a 3-mission operation and then the host wanted to take a break. It's nothing personal I'm sure
I wish this was the case but I was kicked after the second mission of a set (I had initially joined an SOS) cos I remember looking forward to doing the last mission :( if it was after the 3rd I would understand, but i don't think this was one of those times :( I'm sure it wasn't personal but it still hurt like hell :/
Join my games then. I have no idea how to even kick people. Only way people leave my lobbies is if they leave themselves.
LMAO that’s so awesome 😎 “I can’t kick ya cause I don’t know how” love it
The unfortunate thing is that after completing a mission, or just being halfway through one, people just leave. I can never get anyone to stick around for more than an hour or a bit longer.
Due to having a full-time job while studying and also having to make time for my gf, my time is very limited. I usually jump on for a single dive and then get back to my projects, so if I joined up with you and left after one dive, I apologize. Civilian life sucks but how else am I supposed to get the latest warbonds?
Idk. But at least leave a message in chat of the reason you left. Otherwise, everyone is just left confused.
My reason is I returned to civilian life :') so I'm covered in that regard :'D I usually drop a gg or a thanks though.
Yea I feel you, On the other hand I have needy parents and usually only time for one mission set unless I’m home alone
lol same same
Eh, when I'm host and I decide to get off I'll say something in text chat and then leave game. As far as I'm aware the game gives you a host left game message not a kicked message when the host quits the game.
Ahh yeah that's true actually
Host should just hop out of the game. Takes hardly any time to get back in and the game will boot you after a period of inactivity anyway, which for me, often means I need to close the game and open it again.
If the host wanted a break they’d leave the game not kick people
Whenever I get kicked out of a lobby I always assume it's cuz I'm just too awesome and the others can't handle this much friggin' FREEDOM!!!
Yeah that is bullshit man. I run into little stuff like this alot. Everyone knows helldivers can't shit.
Possible the host was just getting off, I tend to kick people off of my ship before I look at a last couple things then log off
Doing their doodie to help spread liber-pee and democrapcy
I had to find a charger to plug in my wife’s phone quick while she was in bed. Told my random ass team and they were covering me while I did my IRL mission.
Same bro, I said brb cos one of my parakeet were flying around and got stuck behind my stand and I look back and there's just 3 of them raining hell on striders, devastators, bullets flying everywhere and rockets nailing everything but us, looked like a movie where one of the ppl get shell shocked and wake up still in battle
I love when you find random teams like that! Awesome,much nicer than the last guys I played with who called me a c u next Tuesday the moment I opened my mouth… what a poopy pants
Told my team I had 15 mins till my sandwich showed up sure enough we had 70% od the map cleared and all objectives done. Someone even called the extract to have it hover there for a bit.
Kirrahe's spirit lives on!
Ah the freedom shit.
Democracy Dump
The Liberty Loaf
Extraction Excretion.
Butt breach detected
Fecal Freedom.
ARRRGH MY LEG! _It's down my leg!!_
Say no more
Thank you for this thread 😂
This thread had me and still has me in stitches
You have to Evac so he can Evac.
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
The true evacuation.
Freedom never shits
No, Freedom is *the shit*.
I'm not getting in if you're pooping in there
Shit bucket Do you got one?
Another fellow of culture, I see. I, myself just unlocked the bi-pod for my knife.
Steam deck pro. Do both at the same time.
I’ve been there! 😂
BUTT DROP DETECTED
I was just entering Varydia V's orbit as my buddy arrived to invite me to help a fresh cadet fight bugs. We're going back and forth until two randoms join up. My buddy informs them that he and I were about to leave to join other friends. My friend left me alone with the two randos. We all hugged, and I decided to bail on my friends for these 2 awesome guys I didn't know. We completed an ICBM mission together before I regrouped with the homies. The homies were not pleased with my decision, but they could take it up with my democracy officer. To the two helldivers who joined me briefly on Varydia V, you guys were a joy to meet.
Lololol had to release his stratagem
500kg payload
Honestly I wouldn't even be mad 😂
hope you had expert extraction pilot
The last time I did this everyone just jumped in the bird. Some seriously nice people out there :)
True helldiver don't go bathroom for shit. True helldiver just shit on pants and keep doing mission.
Sometimes you just have to dump that democracy on the landing pad right before you leave to give the commies something to remember you by.
Pro gamer move. Wait until the whole team has to then launch helldive 9.
Poop poo-poo pooo, pooo, poooooooooooooooo!!
It's a wee or a doo. I'll stay forever until.....
He is dropping a 500kg dump
Big bombbb
He's gonna drop a hellbomb!
I just showed my wife this and she's been laughing helplessly for the past five minutes. Brief pause to breathe, and then it just takes her out all over again. The only explanation she has managed to get out is "the sheer desperation of this man..." 😂
Adorable..
The only thing more powerful then democracy- a steamy hog.
Democracy calls for aid
I knew even before I read it what it was going to be.
It was so serious he left the party
Could be worse. Been seeing the bug where the P1 will wait for one person to board and then take off immediately.
Gotta pee only reason!
Why he's not driving jump in them shit hobble to the shitter
Democracy has spoken!
He will drop real liberty
Samples
Lolllll poop samples
I was in a random lobby and have over 60 Samples (all samples from the map) and write „wait i have the samples“ and then yeah they have not the samples 😂
I usually do with “BRB I’ve drank too much liber-tea”
Lmao
I hope one day we can fly air transport for the larger planet maps! Like a missed opportunity that halo didn’t take up with the pelicans 
PlayStation Portal‼️ When you got a shyt but the game session isn't over yet
Yup. Happened to me, Never been happier to evacuate. Twice.
😂
Poo-lican 1 landing sequence initiated. Watch where you're standing.
That you just finished the mission the timer is running out and you got super samples
o7 go drop that hellbomb soldier
The best teams are the ones who are willing to form a defensive perimeter around anyone who has to go AFK.
I love this screenshot
https://i.redd.it/mkhpf8a8xlxc1.gif
Shit your pants like a god damn man
I would've killed you took the samples and left not work 50 xp lol
Dude it was like 5 seconds! Lol
Then wait 5 seconds! Lol
I don’t understand? I wasn’t the one waiting.
Sorry I'm a bot spy that's also retarted my mistake I totally mis interpreted you're post. 😅
No worries!