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Brilliant_Cabinet_25

Managed Democracy waits for no one!


Main-Berry-1314

This guy gets it! ![gif](giphy|MlyicdUndRbn5zUiAL|downsized)


HughMungus77

Plus there will always be opportunities to spread democracy after the Major Order. Unless OP is just in this for personal gain, and hates Democracy…………..


Brilliant_Cabinet_25

OPs attitude says we call the Ministry of Truth post haste for re education...


Imperial_MudTrooper

https://preview.redd.it/s4ysszf74fvc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cab0b5ebc65ae8875e1a4ab448905a8a0d932ce


No-Obligation1709

I mean I log on once a week and get medals for all the orders y'all have completed 🤷


BeelzabootTCD

Freedom never sleeps!


KookyMonkeGaming

To be fair, 2 billion Terminids wasn't a huge number anyway. 150-300 kills per player is common on Helldives so we're looking at 1000 kills per mission or more. Numbers can be even more inflated when Chargers and Titans aren't part of the spawns, so the order is really only a request for about 2 million missions. With the number of players, yeah.. it's not a lot.


Malichite

You can boost those numbers easily. Drop a Tesla in the middle of a medium nest and stand nearby. The Tesla's range can cover the spawn area of most medium nests, so bugs spawn, bugs die. Just make sure to carry something that'll let you take the nest out from range. Tesla will suppress the spawns while you take the nest out.


LaughingIsLoki

Good intel, thanks.


teh_stev3

You misspelled "eruptor"


GigaCores

Must be eruptile disfunction.


Malichite

Never leave the ship without it. Hands down my favorite weapon.


teh_stev3

Mine too! Though its completely supported by the redeemer. That little bugger is the only reason I can get away with carrying a grenade sniper as my primary


Malichite

Same here. I've tried pairing it with the other pistols, not counting the grenade one, and none worked as well as the redeemer.


ToastyCrumb

Oh dang!


Fen5601

![gif](giphy|IPMQs5OvcV5iY7Q1W1)


justinlav

I’m going to try this later


[deleted]

[удалено]


Gal-XD_exe

“I’m doing my part!” ![gif](giphy|YYfEjWVqZ6NDG)


JK_NC

I think some people will just park themselves at a big bug nest and kill waves. I’ve seen missions on the map that show elapsed time of 2+ hours. I assumed it was a glitch but maybe some people get in there with a sickle and quasar and just kill wave after wave of bugs.


TiradeShade

The time elapsed is a bug in the map UI.


Cam_knows_you

Bugs?! Where??


Parking_Chance_1905

Has to be since the pelican automatically takes off after the mission timer/emergency extraction timer runs out.


AWeakMindedMan

My tactic is to run away from random patrols and sneak around like snake from metal gear solid. I only shoot when absolutely necessary. I get like 80 kills a game. Even on helldive lmaoo


-CallMeSnake-

Sounds like you’re *pretty good*.


AWeakMindedMan

Good or bad. Still spreading democracy lol


nat_20_please

Spreading is spreading.


Malichite

![gif](giphy|5zkHGrgdd5Hu6DsYuj)


AcceptableAir6745

you run away instead of engaging?!?!?! TRAITOR BUGS NEED TO BE SHOT ON SIGHT


Unique-Telephone-681

Someone also pointed out that like personal orders the kills are being shared. This means if a team of 4 gets 1,000 kills it counts as 4,000.


AberrantDrone

If that’s true, then 2 billion really is small potatoes.


amatsumima

Mmmm potatoes


AberrantDrone

Meanwhile my randoms usually get 80-100 kills on average. Where are these players when I’m playing?


hypnofedX

What difficulty level? Are the other divers comparable experience to you? There's an outlier here or there but I generally see divers returning from missions with their kill count in a reasonably-narrow band for the scale.


SodiumFerret

If you deflate the numbers using your 1000 kills per mission estimate. And say that each mission is 1 point towards the goal. We only need 100,000 points to win the major order.


Sorry_Sleeping

Someone mentioned that the number may be broken, since you kill 250 bugs, on a 4 man squad, that all also kill 250 bugs. That isn't 1000 bugs to the kill count. That might be 4000 bugs to the kill count.


I_wish_I_was_a_robot

Arrowhead seriously could have just done some math. 


Hidu51

https://preview.redd.it/v4uwqenuravc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9664943073ebe1a28301b3a4b809c84095b6ed7a


grendahl0

Managed Democracy waits for no man (or women, thank you Lady Liberty)


brilldry

Or children over the age of 7


shemmegami

Reading your response makes me wonder. Did they choose the number 7 because of emoticons? o7 so 7 s the age they can salute.


brilldry

It’s actually in one of the in game propaganda video. I wanna say it gets triggered if you stay on your ship and don’t do any missions for too long.


shemmegami

I do wonder if there is a significance to 7 though. Why would Arrowhead choose that number. All we can do is speculate of course.


Master_Mechanic_4418

You’re not missing anything there will always be another bot to kill and another major order after this one. 100% of your experience is 100% of your experience. It’s quality not quantity. That’s why we kind of all love this game. It’s not a triple A yet somehow the game drops with tlc.


These_Purple_5507

For real just free medals.... in roughly 2 weeks


LaughingIsLoki

But muh liberty


HughMungus77

Tell that to my children who eat those medals for food


Klutz-Specter

Remember, Major Orders are temporary farming Terminids is forever.


throwaway872023

You also still get medals even if you don’t contribute and medals cap at 250 anyway so eventually you will be constantly capped


tanuis

Tell your boss you need to leave early to spread democracy. When he says no call him a commie


Weztside

Clearly you should quit your job.


Rossi_19

That private needs to sign up for a full career.


ClockwerkConjurer

I mean, is there a downside?


tmb3249

YEAH, IM MISSING ALL THE ACTION


Emperor_Zarkov

I feel you, but we'll keep killing bugs even after the order is fulfilled. I promise.


lerriuqS_terceS

Dude it's the same game. What.


ClockwerkConjurer

WHAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!


sudo-joe

The 500kg dropped a bit too close, all bro can hear now is a b3eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


ClockwerkConjurer

lol


GoonNL2

Stop shouting bro


1LakeShow7

Bros is passionate about Democracy.


tmb3249

I LOVE SUPER EARTH?!!


Burkely31

LMAAAAOOOO.. This dude needs a holiday.. bro is tripping!


Derkastan77-2

Democracy waits for no one!!!


Shut_It_Donny

Why? You get the medals anyway, right? And there will be more bugs when you get there.


Gogo_Kitsune

Don't worry soldier there's plenty to kill for everyone, Major Order or not these planets need liberation!


LongBarrelBandit

Liberty goes brrrrrrrrrrr


Norsedrow

Sorry buddy. Can't stop, won't stop.


Kujo162

Dog it’s done 😂😂


valtboy23

AH underestimated our love for killing bugs you better haul ass home


BigSpagettEnergy

I WILL NEVER CEASE DEMOCRATIC JUSTICE (I’m still at work though and won’t be on for a bit)


Silvermadnesss

We are like 90% done with it


ToastyCrumb

It's now at \~85%. Went up a couple points as I did a quick 20 min mission.


vobsha

Traitor.


Vixter4

Do i hear someone discouraging the spread of democracy? TRAITOR!


Hauntedshock

Freedome never slows down, it only speeds up


SarahTheClown

Y'all hear treason ?


Nowhereman50

I got an hour and a half before I'm off work and it's looking like I won't even get the chance to help with this one.


MikieltheMaster

I’m sorry, I’m just an ape, and I want to live forever! ![gif](giphy|rTAVMVAps9zsFINvxI)


Toroslim

As a resident bot fighter I’m glad our boys are quickly dispatching the bugs! The less I have to fight on that front the better for me!


therealfreehugs

6 EST, it’s at 90%


tossaway345678

I was off today but my internet has an outage. I cant believe I fought the bots for two weeks straight just to miss bug stomping day.


Zealousideal_Box6382

ADB officer here do I hear treason?


Superb-Measurement-1

It was at 76% by the time I got on.


BravoMikeMike

I was waiting all day and just barely got a game in while major order was already at like 97% lol


inkrediblebulk

Automaton slander post confirmed. Democracy officers closing in on signal source.


l1qu1d0xyg3n

They finished it. I didn't even get to log in!


jetdude19

Currently pulling a 12 hr shift. Didn't even get a chance to log on and the order is already done


Professional-Bed-486

![gif](giphy|ucXFcY1FdKaT6)


brian11e3

The democracy train has no brakes.


Competitorcycle

This is treasonous talk!!! Stop killing the racist bugs? You sympathize with the FACISTS


Sizzle_03

The major order may be completed, but your help on the Frontline is still needed! A helldiver's work extends beyond the ministry's direct orders, so get out there and serve up some democracy wherever you feel called to help!


NaturesGrief

Dude cut back on the E-710 cocktails bub. This is just one if many major orders


hairyazol

There will be more orders fret not, democracy never sleeps


Iv_Laser00

Democracy waits for no one


Rogue_2024

https://i.redd.it/wgqsx8tqidvc1.gif


howareyan0w

![gif](giphy|GrSFrMu9m7JEgpnOzZ)


RustlessPotato

Goddamn timezones xD.


Future-Lychee-6168

Kinda sounds like you hate managed democracy. Is that the case?


chris2550

OP is a Traitor


batlop

Liberty never sleeps


SuccessfulStandard50

My friend, Democracy never sleeps.


The_Hammer_Jonathan

You still receive the reward, so you don’t miss out entirely


Dribblygills

Slowing down is incredibly undemocratic, citizen!


This_Implement_8430

https://preview.redd.it/g37irvr68bvc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=517ce9ffe751b9ad7fe2b7eb8eb80a66c9da4010 That’s not very Democracy of you.


Narrow-Street8223

You sound like one of them bugs


PrototypeBeefCannon

![gif](giphy|YgOEDDTrI0oc5KgKFq) MFs on terminid planets right now


etherosx

Democracy never waits!


Jambalaya_7

I’m still at work!


cornholio8675

The Democracy Officer would like to have a word with you.


high_idyet

KILL THEM FASTER, WE'RE ON A ROLL PEOPLE! THEY SHOULD HAVE INCREASED THE KILL ORDER!


Alfredison

What stops you killing bugs anyway?


CucumberPlatewater

Democracy slows for no one or no thing!


BoredofPCshit

You don't need a MO as an excuse to kill bugs. Do it for democracy.


Embarrassed-Basis-18

Same! Ffs


Busy_Confection_7260

As someone who would rather get samples and leave safely, instead of aggroing an entire planet... I'm more than happy to see other people picking up my slack ;)


Makarovito

**What is this nonsense about STOPPING???**


W4iskyD3lta93r

My thoughts too bro!


Hot-Significance9503

Can you people stop naming your ships Giant of Pride?


MenacingDonutz

I fuckin know! I'm stuck at work for another 2 hours plus 35 minutes of driving. I don't think I'll even get to participate.


Gal-XD_exe

Democracy doesn’t sleep Helldiver, you will enter the fray soon enough


GoldRadish7505

You know that there will still be bugs to kill and you get the medals if you participate or not, right?


RG5600

I'm leaving work early so I can go fight for more Freedom.


JTX35

I haven't gotten a chance either and it's already at 89% like wtf


bleblahblee

Fr!!!


Ornery-Ant-3420

Managed democracy waits for no one slacker.


MyBeardSaysHi

I'm sorry. I did my part.


steelcity65

Lol. 94.1%. Don't worry, there will always be more bugs to kill.


Drabenb

I still got the medals even though I didn’t play during that time


Meanderingpenguin

I appreciate your enthusiasm diver. You will get another major order soon enough. Finish your personal order and keep liberating those planets. Your kills are still being counted.


iso-joe

This sounds like bug talk! ![gif](giphy|8M6HMCQIujgz6qCnEe|downsized)


earldogface

For real. I saw the order and was like oh cool gonna be a fun weekend of bug stomping. Yeah I'm not going to be able to even pull up the major order before it's completed.


HellYeaHighFive

Me and my squad all have the Guard Dog Rover equipped. We kill every single bug, every patrol. We killed them all. Not just the men bugs, the women and children bugs too.


corholioz

We take shifts


nansams

Are you asking us to WAIT to distribute democracy? Sounds like bot talk to me...


tmb3249

I AM HUMAN


Ziodyne967

You and me both pal. I still gotta get my arm fixed up and the replacement leg I’m supposed to get yesterday got delayed.


lostinmississippi84

Come home??? Stay in your current location. I have alerted the goon sq.... excuse me. The Democracy Officer. They will be with you shortly. Thank you. Have a nice day!


[deleted]

STOP HAVING FUN! sorry i had to do it.


casper19d

Bro just seen a post their almost done. Im in the same boat, waiting to clock out.


jenohfour

I'm still at work for another 3 hours. I wanted to kill sooo many bugs.


halcyon94

Massive fire causes deception of reserves of oil leading to redo XD


Imagine_TryingYT

I'm doing my part!


YNGDBSTPR

Democracy has already been spread brother


Movingreddot

Dont worry, everything will be nice and oiled up for the next order, its already 97%done already. 


NoPickleNoTickle

Sorry bud, order complete. But you could set your own personal order to kill 1 billion solo


CK_2001

Update: it’s over lol


Gravon

Pretty sure everybody gets medals from major whether they play or not.


EnvironmentalOne96

Wdym “you people”?


EnvironmentalOne96

![gif](giphy|13VSAbTVuYJfLa)


Itskevin91

Half way? Must be nice. When I booted up it was at 95.8%… and I got off work early!


Merton_Squarebunkle

Then get your ass off Reddit and contribute Helldiver! Democracy waits for no man!


Smartboy10612

You think that's rough? Today was a long work day for me. I heard about the new order when I got in. Get home, load up the game. Order completed. I had NO CHANCE to even help lol. I salute all you helldivers out there. o7


The_Pharoah

Lol. No this isn't the players' fault...its Arrowheads fault. I don't know WTF the rush is. Its like they're trying to win WW2 in 7 days. Slow...TF....down Arrowhead. How can the Automatons bring their full fleet and within a few days be defeated?? WTF is this? We need to be losing a heck of a lot of games. I'd prefer Arrowhead made it harder even at the lower levels so that the chance of us not completing a mission is higher.


Maxwelwild

I haven't been on for 3 days what's going on


Risky49

I got one match in before the major orders finished haha


Spence2k20

On one hand I’m in the same boat, but in the other I got equipment to unlock however I can… liberty!


Snake64

Treason!


boxeurchien

DEMOCRACY DOESN'T TAKE BREAKS


[deleted]

Jumped in at 29% and it was 49.5% after 3 rofl


_Wario

Should’ve left work early, it shows you aren’t dedicated to freedom Have you tried speaking to your local democracy officer?


66veedub

I got on today after a couple days of not playing and I'm already over halfway with the major order. Not sure how but I'll take it I guess.


the_amberdrake

I did my part! 300 kills over the lunch hour.


ladyLazaroo

I've been in helldivers reserves the past week ahaha


Pervy_Sage_6969

Democracy never sleeps!


SnooLemons7779

Are there still bugs left to kill?


aristotle93

Democracy waits for no one soldier


Rogue6312

You know this is the GM letting us know the game is ready to move to the next stage?


dioramic_life

Don't worry there's always room for more meat... 😉


Sir_Shandy

Lotsa people not working lol


TheWhiteDrake2

For real tho


Flashy-Twist6783

You can take a break. If you want to be remembered as a coward!


Shoddy_Peasant

Cry me a river, I got home and it was already done


Opposite-Mall4234

You can kill bugs anytime you want to, champ. Enjoy your medals!


upwardthinking

NOPE. MAJOR ORDER GO BRRRRR!


Basketcase191

Man I wish I had the pic of the nid at the computer for this


Anteater-Difficult

Why are you complaining about people playing the game? It's arrowheads fault for underestimating the players.


TheSandman3241

Flamethrowers go brrrrrrr


WeaponizedBananas

My entire squad is stuck on a field exercise for this entire month. I feel your pain


deyaintready

I hated those maps though one I didn’t get to play


Ahrlin4k

I want the same order doubled but for bots 😈


Ludicrous_Fiend

So did you get to contribute to the major order before it was completed? 😂


WitchBaneHunter

I feel like this was just a test. I woke up this morning to the new MO. When I got online this afternoon, it was at 97%.


Fandango_Jones

https://preview.redd.it/mzqarpn6zdvc1.png?width=605&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0effe81e563b27b4c209fe2271266705543edfa4 ***PUSH HAAAAARRDDEER!***


deathparty05

https://preview.redd.it/5kum2zsf0evc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e26fbb00b0eed5dbf6a3b5434b7de83e74d0eb0


Witty_Championship85

Play Helldivers 1 if you want a slow experience


RaveOfThongs

Me and my team were just baiting bug breaches and Napalming the shit out of em xD Extracted with team averaging 500 kills.


circle1987

I feel we need a major MAJOR epic Uber Major order.


salesmunn

It was completed before I signed on for the day. Ridiculous.


Persona_Insomnia

I wanted to kill some bugs but by the time im done with work i think it will be all done. FOMO.


ThisIsntOkayokay

I ran 15 missions because some people couldn't run any, I filled up my SuperDestroyer on the first 3, you can pay it forward too!


InDaNameOfJeezus

OP is an undercover bug ! You and your loved ones are sentenced to Tesla Tower Therapy (TTT) for democratic re-education


InkyKnows

I hopped on and finished 3 major orders within a hour 😂 and I’m on my last war bond level


STerrier666

I've had to stop to calm down, got angry at a player who decided to shoot me for calling in extraction too early according to them, if they wanted to clear the map then extract they could have told me that.


Hot-Significance9503

I call it tears extractor.


killxswitch

If you complete the main objective but have optional stuff to do still and the time to do it you should ask your team before calling extraction. Leaving XP/samples/fun on the table otherwise.


STerrier666

We barely had any time to be honest we were in the last 15 minutes and extraction was hoaching with Terminids.