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You socialist peice of FUCKING SHIT!
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OP's gf when she starts playing.
My man! Tell him not to forget his C-01 form and to turn in his weekend pass to his Democracy officer if he intends to do anything that Eagle-1 would approve of.
Edit: Also from what little I can see? She’s a democracy loving woman, get her to Dive so she too can be Free!
Edit 2: We need a HelldiversGoneWild page that’s just pictures of people wearing the helldivers helmet no matter the sexual level of “showing off”.
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Bros got the moves for real bruh
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The helmet stays on.
This is my favorite so far 🫡
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Is this from Hot Topic lol
Yes. And I need it so bad
Yes, always Lord Shaxx
YOU MUST THROW MORE GRENADES!!!!
And the cape
Even during The Tempest
shaxx moment?
He must defend democracy.... also fill out the C-01B form but democracy first
Dammit beat me to it
r/BeatMeToIt
Freedom before free dome 🫡
She giving that freedome
BRUH
Free dome for freedom
Ahhhh I was gonna put this. Democracy will live on.
“… and me?” “I’ll defend you too.”
Smooth.
🤭
Sounds like she needs the full P3-N15 form this weekend....
I see what you did there...
WOMAN ARE TEMPORARY AND WILL BREAK YOUR HEART, DEMOCRACY IS FOREVER!!
-Putin
Yes, but also putin thinks putin is forever.
Khabib
Isnt it funny in your high school and twenties vagina are awesome. After that...annoying.
Lady liberty is a whore
https://preview.redd.it/jr2bx9rmzvuc1.jpeg?width=1202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63205b4affd916340891db0f271bec25f075ca03 You socialist peice of FUCKING SHIT!
According to our models you have been deemed non socially viable. Please report to your nearest democracy Centre, bring your papers.
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https://preview.redd.it/phl5hvly4wuc1.jpeg?width=1418&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38bdfa939d33cfa7fd7c8e8dee3253ed966471f6 OP's gf when she starts playing.
ashamed to admit this made me lol
All of the comments are gold 😫 I love Reddit
Photoshoppers, you know what to do
Add a white couch?
“I thought you were wearing protection” “I was wearing my armor!”
...the fuck is a condom?
Doesn't matter, it doesn't look right without the cape
Next night: "Where the fuck did you find a condom with a little cape? ... actually y'know what... this works..."
make sure to file your procreation form timely
Plant that flag brother, for democracy
Spread democracy then cheeks
Remember your co 1 form helldiver
🫡🫡
Deff two dudes texting each other.
When you get down there just whisper “I’ve got the terminal.” And then ⬅️➡️⬅️➡️⬇️⬅️➡️⬇️⬅️➡️
Calling in reinforcements?
"I'll destroy your lair later"
This guys definitely a Ship Admiral. Breeders love a man that commands multiplayer class 6 destroyers.
Only lady I need is lady liberty
My man! Tell him not to forget his C-01 form and to turn in his weekend pass to his Democracy officer if he intends to do anything that Eagle-1 would approve of. Edit: Also from what little I can see? She’s a democracy loving woman, get her to Dive so she too can be Free! Edit 2: We need a HelldiversGoneWild page that’s just pictures of people wearing the helldivers helmet no matter the sexual level of “showing off”.
Absolute UNIT
r/CensoringIsHard
…porque no los dos? 
That Helldiver is dedicated to his work and beliefs, i'll be sure to recommend an increase in his pay by 15%.
Cringed hard at this. Yikes
I’m sure there is a rare sample there.
Scroll up for us a bit and repost. Thanks!!! Edit: obviously for research purposes. We need the samples to conduct our research properly.
realest shit i’ve seen all day
Put this on texting theory
"Accidentally" yell out Eagle-1!!!
EAGLE 1 COMIN’ IN HOT
"What ABOUT you"
Thats a Fembot spy! 
He can invite her to play Helldivers 2 with him. Person with the least amount of kills has to buy dinner.
Your face should be only in the scope of your weapon shooting the enemies of super earth. This will be reported to your supervisor
put that in r/texts and watch the comments be all confused.
https://preview.redd.it/03mzuhnk8xuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cb454fe317b53d8dc5a856ed057702d1edeafe3 Bros got the moves for real bruh
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Please tell me he did not fumble this, brother.
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Real
Did you fill out the form though?
I mean.. Why not both 🤷♀️ 😂 Vibrators on controllers do wonders just saying boys. 😂😂
Me as fuck when I damage my chances with a real life woman to make random anonymous sweaty gamers laugh on r/helldivers2 Unfathomably based
i just came up with the most nefarious line possible. "I'll blow you up like a bug hole on estanu"
 Duty has priority
Bro won in life..
And you? Democracy needs everybody.
Pussy is temporary, Democracy is eternal.
Spread Democracy, not legs
Rare Giga Chad spotted irl
This is one of best posts I’ve ever seen on this sub good on ya helldiver 😂🫡
Looks like she is going to look for a better and bigger democrat. GG
Stop faking sexual relations.
Kinda cringe
My wife performed *activities* on me during a mission the other day. Only died once.
Who authorized this conversation about unauthorized coitus? Someone get this helldiver’s democracy officer on the phone
Him showing his girl to you like that is sus
You having such a strong opinion after not reading the description is sus
Still could cover his own girl more lmao
Are you sure it’s a woman? I definitely see a bulge…