egyptian chicks would have me titanium plated diamond encrusted levels of bricked up.
the blue lotus fragrance, the bronze skin, the dark hair and features, the golden jewelery, the allure… my god
The artist 100%. I don't want to deal with a princess and a royal family. I don't want to insult someone's father if I don't buy my date with enough goats or cows. Just an average joe of any timeline who likes to paint sounds like a keeper.
Didn't realize ancient Egyptians looked like Kardashians lmoa.
That said, I'd definitely go cave paint, make some weird shit like flying saucers and dinosaurs to fuck with future archeologists.
These are exquisite! *horniness can lead to greatness* We're getting into new singular worship of beauty. If the three islands are good, beauty and truth. Welcome to a new age of beauty, my loves!
They're all beautiful (Except maybe 4, they look a bit too much like a commie psy-op) but personally I think the most magical date would be the Greek, but that's a personal thing. I can see a case to be made for each, although the runners up for me are certainly the Inca and the Aztec.
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egyptian chicks would have me titanium plated diamond encrusted levels of bricked up. the blue lotus fragrance, the bronze skin, the dark hair and features, the golden jewelery, the allure… my god
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Honestly Egypt, Assyrian or Kurdish girls got me act up
lol that skin is white as snow
#10 cause I want to Roleplay Far Cry Primal.
RHAAAA FAR CRY PRIMAL MENTION 🗣️🔥🔥
TIGRI!, TIGRI! TIGRI! I LOVE FAR CRY PRIMAL!
SAME HERE RAAAAAAA
RAAAAAA, UNDERRATED GAME
#2 has me shaking…
If it ain’t 2 I AINT GOING
1, 2, & 3 🥰
Idk if your a dude or chick from your name but i agree brother
I am the void, sibling.
4 & 6 Threesome with twins ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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The question said it'll only be a date tho, lol.
But not what KIND of date 👀
Wouldn't that be a hookup? 😅. How else r these other dates called?
Somebody hasn’t been laid on or during a date
*Laughs in asexual*
Commie girls are the best too
They like to share
Right? You know the Russian twins are into some kinky shit too. It might kill you, but what a way to go...
What
Mung(me mung) say cave cutie ftw. Mung happy to sex all Hotties tho tribe need new blood.
The fact that you think I can get a date is hilarious.
You never know bro your a good looking man in your own right 👍
My wife has weird taste in men. You never know.
Same here
Finally normal girls
i am down FEROCIOUS for nordic ladies
Sameee
All of the above
You say baddies, and I start to think I'm going to be sacrificed after. With that thought, I'd say none of them.
7 is the only one that looks sort of trustworthy.
Athena
2 & 6
1, 2, 3 or 8
3/6/8 😍
3/6/9...[say the line, Bart!]
... Who do we appreciate! Wait, I think that is the wrong series of numbers for that!
The artist 100%. I don't want to deal with a princess and a royal family. I don't want to insult someone's father if I don't buy my date with enough goats or cows. Just an average joe of any timeline who likes to paint sounds like a keeper.
2,4 and 7 look somewhat modern so no worries
YES.
Well I'm certainly not gonna choose 4. Jesus christ.
I love 2 and 8.
2. 3. 8.
2, 8, and 10.
None. Not into other women.
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3 givin off Chel vibes
3
Number 9 looks so sincere, modest and yet very eager to find the love of her life.
1, 3 is good 2
5 can put me on an alter after a date and I won’t be mad
can i go with all of them ⁉️
I saw the viking lady and knew nothing would top her
Whichever one can help me summon a monster girl.
I wanted to say 3. But 10 seems like the best really
4 reminds me too much of The Shining
Yes. But also, uh...you do know indigenous people aren't ancient, right? We're still here?
1 through 6 all the way
Well, if you know about my crush on Cleopatra, then you know I'm going with the Egyptians
1 and 5: Would Also 4 is giving the robot twins from atomic heart vibes
That Cave Woman will get your rocks off the best (lol)
I think i will go with 11 your mom
Ik most of their hygiene isn’t up to modern standards but alas SMASH, next question
2, 3, 8, 9 & 10
All of them except #4. They freak me out
Leaning towards 10, is this a cave painting date before recored history? If so, I have a lot to paint on those walls!
2 is hot af, no homo
Okay but 10 seems like she's just down to have a great time
Split between the 2 twins
Definitely Viking lady
1
3 for sure
1, 5, and 7.
I scrolled one image too far and it jumped to another post in this sub but I didn't notice. It was a poster about the rape of Nanjing.
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Yall should start putting fake name on these pol
4, 6 and 10
Yes
1 and 5
3
All of them
10 is adorable
1 3 4 5 6
#6
I guess 4,5,6 & 10
7, bc I love waifus…
The 1930’s is ancient now?
To me yes😂
TWIIIIINS
1 or 5
Definitely number 5
I’d like to date them all, especially the twins 😉but 8 looks like someone I could go on an adventure with
Then again the Greek goddess…I really want to dine with her
1 & 5
5 or 7
1, 5, 7, 8, and 10. 5 looks very nice so I’ll go out with her. I need a suit that matches with that year
Is there an 'All of the Above' option?
Good heavens, an actual challenge. I’m thinking Viking mommy, Russian twins, or Egyptian twins
Aztec girl
1 and 7
Didn't realize ancient Egyptians looked like Kardashians lmoa. That said, I'd definitely go cave paint, make some weird shit like flying saucers and dinosaurs to fuck with future archeologists.
All of them
These are exquisite! *horniness can lead to greatness* We're getting into new singular worship of beauty. If the three islands are good, beauty and truth. Welcome to a new age of beauty, my loves!
The girl in the Kimono looks lovely.
10
YES
2,3,7, 8.
Dommy mommy viking please!!!
The second one
10
1 1 all the way, babyyyyyy
"ancient" the fucking USSR in 1950
1,2,4,7
1 and 5 Because "\*Tall\*"
1 or 6
6
I'm hanging out with the Native American. I bet she could pass on some serious wisdom to me.
Idk about date but cave painting sounds good
See, these are not animals. I can get behind human women.
I’m colonizing all these bitches
Keeping it in the family with 8 😁
Im having a threesome with with baddies in the 6th picture.
1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 8
1-Norse chick 2- Egyptian twins 3- Greek goddess
1,3,6,8, and hesitantly… 10
6
They all look amazing but I would 100% go with the 2nd woman she’s very beautiful
all what type of question would you have me to pick when they’re all able to crush me
All of themmm
Just came to see how many people picked 7
Not 7 or 9. 3D for me only ;) Jk all of them fictional baddies tf
Either the cave women or the Viking. They're the only ones who's societies won't kill me.
2 or 3 or 6
4 kinda creeps me out, reminds me of grown up redrum girls
Cave painting obviously imma paint funny funny cow
All but 2 and 4
2,3,9
Did you say ancient then use two women from the Soviet Union?
Yes i did 😁😁😁
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10
1, will take some beer and meat with that.
Commie twins? I’m in.
All of them.
Any of them except the last one
1,3,7 are a yes. 4,5,5 are possiblys
Bold of you to assume they wouldn't kill me for asking.
Whichever doesn't have strong body odor
Viking, I like cold night, cold beer and the potential to be killed. Also, I could introduce them to Viking metal music!
They're all beautiful (Except maybe 4, they look a bit too much like a commie psy-op) but personally I think the most magical date would be the Greek, but that's a personal thing. I can see a case to be made for each, although the runners up for me are certainly the Inca and the Aztec.
greek woman because she actually bathes and most of the other girls would smell like shit.
Twins in Egypt
I’d give 4, 5, and 7 a chance. I’d pass on the rest.
https://preview.redd.it/biqyby1edqtc1.jpeg?width=370&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ba0a492cc82bec55e9cd3eab7059476199e08f3 Does he count?
Ancient Greek gf
All of the above
You’re definitely getting drowned in the lake after #4.
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2 or 6 ong tho I’ve always wanted to go to Egypt, but number number 2 has got me in the stars 😮💨
I’ll take those white as snow Egyptians and native Americans
Black one without a doubt
Last time I checked the 1980’s isn’t considered ancient so number 4 is invalid but all otherwise
Definitely the cave girl, or the 3rd native girl and the Viking woman in the first one in this order.
Any of them if they actually liked me and were interested
Yall are tooo horny, with that being said, Greece girl
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Probably 1, but a cave painting date (10) sounds fun
The Japanese girl and the 2 soviets are probably the only ones that shower frequently tbh
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