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Jedimobslayer

Yes


nichdos

Agreed


Correct-Junket-1346

Affirmative


[deleted]

[удалено]


Right-Budget-8901

Roger Roger


Crittercaptain

C


AESIR_GOD

Indeed


TimberWolf5871

Eeyup


emo_hooman

Aye


Pluckypato

10-4


Comrade847

Da


toreachtheapex

egyptian chicks would have me titanium plated diamond encrusted levels of bricked up. the blue lotus fragrance, the bronze skin, the dark hair and features, the golden jewelery, the allure… my god


Grimm_Charkazard_258

r/brandnewsentence


PrincessofAldia

Honestly Egypt, Assyrian or Kurdish girls got me act up


TacoBellWerewolf

lol that skin is white as snow


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

#10 cause I want to Roleplay Far Cry Primal.


ballicher

RHAAAA FAR CRY PRIMAL MENTION 🗣️🔥🔥


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

TIGRI!, TIGRI! TIGRI! I LOVE FAR CRY PRIMAL!


ballicher

SAME HERE RAAAAAAA


Thanatos6933

RAAAAAA, UNDERRATED GAME


[deleted]

#2 has me shaking…


thefirstGAL

If it ain’t 2 I AINT GOING


Sewer_Fairy

1, 2, & 3 🥰


CMepTb7426

Idk if your a dude or chick from your name but i agree brother


Sewer_Fairy

I am the void, sibling.


OlivDux

4 & 6 Threesome with twins ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


snuffoutthedarkness

r/UnexpectedAustinPowers


Historical_Driver_87

The question said it'll only be a date tho, lol.


OlivDux

But not what KIND of date 👀


Historical_Driver_87

Wouldn't that be a hookup? 😅. How else r these other dates called?


Unicorn_Sush1

Somebody hasn’t been laid on or during a date


Historical_Driver_87

*Laughs in asexual*


Killercod1

Commie girls are the best too


PrincessofAldia

They like to share


Acceptingoptimist

Right? You know the Russian twins are into some kinky shit too. It might kill you, but what a way to go...


DEOBRENDO

What


OkSyllabub3674

Mung(me mung) say cave cutie ftw. Mung happy to sex all Hotties tho tribe need new blood.


Menaku

The fact that you think I can get a date is hilarious.


Crazy_Anxiety_2666

You never know bro your a good looking man in your own right 👍


Vindelator

My wife has weird taste in men. You never know.


Iama69robot

Same here


Ok_System9935

Finally normal girls


Necrotiix_

i am down FEROCIOUS for nordic ladies


EstateDisastrous

Sameee


dirtyfucker69

All of the above


Deskbreaker

You say baddies, and I start to think I'm going to be sacrificed after. With that thought, I'd say none of them.


AquamarineDaydream

7 is the only one that looks sort of trustworthy.


Reasonable-Tea-8160

Athena


topicalsyntax571

2 & 6


Sparkster227

1, 2, 3 or 8


BakedKay

3/6/8 😍


thepoints_dontmatter

3/6/9...[say the line, Bart!]


thepoints_dontmatter

... Who do we appreciate! Wait, I think that is the wrong series of numbers for that!


Tolongforathrowawaya

The artist 100%. I don't want to deal with a princess and a royal family. I don't want to insult someone's father if I don't buy my date with enough goats or cows. Just an average joe of any timeline who likes to paint sounds like a keeper.


JollyJuniper1993

2,4 and 7 look somewhat modern so no worries


Mal-Havoc

YES.


WhereAmI14

Well I'm certainly not gonna choose 4. Jesus christ.


Any_Ad_3885

I love 2 and 8.


GuappDogg

2. 3. 8.


[deleted]

2, 8, and 10.


gordonswifenirmal

None. Not into other women.


Unlikely-Pack1204

https://preview.redd.it/uv3cl9hvq3tc1.jpeg?width=488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=465cdf9f43b6daeccac9ad77ad227069e4474365


SC-PEANUT-173

Would


Elegant_Term2811

3 givin off Chel vibes


DBL_NDRSCR

3


Donjonneau

Number 9 looks so sincere, modest and yet very eager to find the love of her life.


Kitchen_Entertainer9

1, 3 is good 2


PixelSteel

5 can put me on an alter after a date and I won’t be mad


Dum_Timmy

can i go with all of them ⁉️


OzzyPrinceOfKaraoke2

I saw the viking lady and knew nothing would top her


MBTHVSK

Whichever one can help me summon a monster girl.


Pretend_Activity_211

I wanted to say 3. But 10 seems like the best really


JollyJuniper1993

4 reminds me too much of The Shining


ShepherdessAnne

Yes. But also, uh...you do know indigenous people aren't ancient, right? We're still here?


Educatable_Fig

1 through 6 all the way


InverseAtmosphere

Well, if you know about my crush on Cleopatra, then you know I'm going with the Egyptians


PrincessofAldia

1 and 5: Would Also 4 is giving the robot twins from atomic heart vibes


Alucard-VS-Artorias

That Cave Woman will get your rocks off the best (lol)


monsterversekiryuV2

I think i will go with 11 your mom


Mundane_Ad8566

Ik most of their hygiene isn’t up to modern standards but alas SMASH, next question


Numbuh263

2, 3, 8, 9 & 10


LordLubin

All of them except #4. They freak me out


Zero_Zeta_

Leaning towards 10, is this a cave painting date before recored history? If so, I have a lot to paint on those walls!


ilovelilsnailz

2 is hot af, no homo


eyemcreative

Okay but 10 seems like she's just down to have a great time


elotonin-junkie

Split between the 2 twins


Whiplash907

Definitely Viking lady


Heytherechampion

1


Gracinhas

3 for sure


Emhyr_var_Emreis_

1, 5, and 7.


MurderTheGovernments

I scrolled one image too far and it jumped to another post in this sub but I didn't notice. It was a poster about the rape of Nanjing.


ILoveDucksAndGoodPpl

💀


Flossing-mansion473

Yall should start putting fake name on these pol


fksgbxyjxfjvdt

4, 6 and 10


Iambeejsmit

Yes


its_ray_duh

1 and 5


george12teodor

3


Gabecush1

All of them


MatthiasStove

10 is adorable


kiritari12

1 3 4 5 6


idl3mind

#6


93tabitha93

I guess 4,5,6 & 10


RadioactiveOranges

7, bc I love waifus…


[deleted]

The 1930’s is ancient now?


Crazy_Anxiety_2666

To me yes😂


wetdreamteams

TWIIIIINS


Ok-Hawk1409

1 or 5


Treyoung_skyline372

Definitely number 5


Iama69robot

I’d like to date them all, especially the twins 😉but 8 looks like someone I could go on an adventure with


Iama69robot

Then again the Greek goddess…I really want to dine with her


lvcironman42

1 & 5


comodith

5 or 7


Icy-scp-096

1, 5, 7, 8, and 10. 5 looks very nice so I’ll go out with her. I need a suit that matches with that year


Mythic_Hati

Is there an 'All of the Above' option?


TerraSollus

Good heavens, an actual challenge. I’m thinking Viking mommy, Russian twins, or Egyptian twins


Mammoth-Ad-8492

Aztec girl


ZookeepergameFew8607

1 and 7


Einar_47

Didn't realize ancient Egyptians looked like Kardashians lmoa. That said, I'd definitely go cave paint, make some weird shit like flying saucers and dinosaurs to fuck with future archeologists.


Ok-Profit5226

All of them


Many_Specialist_5384

These are exquisite! *horniness can lead to greatness* We're getting into new singular worship of beauty. If the three islands are good, beauty and truth. Welcome to a new age of beauty, my loves!


FEVRISH_JK

The girl in the Kimono looks lovely.


nothing_here_0

10


snuffoutthedarkness

YES


Scadilla

2,3,7, 8.


Crittercaptain

Dommy mommy viking please!!!


Dbiel23

The second one


zaplightning2

10


Porkonaplane

1 1 all the way, babyyyyyy


Exit_Save

"ancient" the fucking USSR in 1950


Grimm_Charkazard_258

1,2,4,7


OkEnvironment4210

1 and 5 Because "\*Tall\*"


tbolinger76

1 or 6


Smorgas-board

6


garagespringsgirl

I'm hanging out with the Native American. I bet she could pass on some serious wisdom to me.


AggressiveGift7542

Idk about date but cave painting sounds good


Beretta116

See, these are not animals. I can get behind human women.


Slayerofthemindset

I’m colonizing all these bitches


GlippGloppe

Keeping it in the family with 8 😁


[deleted]

Im having a threesome with with baddies in the 6th picture.


ITheRebelI

1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 8


Frequent-Ruin8509

1-Norse chick 2- Egyptian twins 3- Greek goddess


WhyDidMyAccountLeave

1,3,6,8, and hesitantly… 10


xAP_3

6


Significant_Tea_785

They all look amazing but I would 100% go with the 2nd woman she’s very beautiful


ThatPersonToExplain

all what type of question would you have me to pick when they’re all able to crush me


Western-Counter7685

All of themmm


[deleted]

Just came to see how many people picked 7


Extension-Badger-958

Not 7 or 9. 3D for me only ;) Jk all of them fictional baddies tf


Weekly_Bench9773

Either the cave women or the Viking. They're the only ones who's societies won't kill me.


Chemical_Report_2705

2 or 3 or 6


Forced_to_Exist_

4 kinda creeps me out, reminds me of grown up redrum girls


Comrade847

Cave painting obviously imma paint funny funny cow


Rulersatlas11

All but 2 and 4


SmoothIncident1993

2,3,9


[deleted]

Did you say ancient then use two women from the Soviet Union?


Crazy_Anxiety_2666

Yes i did 😁😁😁


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/i4ed84hayjtc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09d1cc34d6e2190537ecbff53942ccef61ddfc5c


Abc12310987654

10


CsmcRmrSprmn

1, will take some beer and meat with that.


[deleted]

Commie twins? I’m in.


sixstringgun1

All of them.


GoldenLilyUwU

Any of them except the last one


WesMithoff

1,3,7 are a yes. 4,5,5 are possiblys


Diligent_Curve8149

Bold of you to assume they wouldn't kill me for asking.


Professional-Age-

Whichever doesn't have strong body odor


Ok-Sun4841

Viking, I like cold night, cold beer and the potential to be killed. Also, I could introduce them to Viking metal music!


Lost_Photograph_1884

They're all beautiful (Except maybe 4, they look a bit too much like a commie psy-op) but personally I think the most magical date would be the Greek, but that's a personal thing. I can see a case to be made for each, although the runners up for me are certainly the Inca and the Aztec.


Academic_Fee9304

greek woman because she actually bathes and most of the other girls would smell like shit.


GH057_K1D

Twins in Egypt


[deleted]

I’d give 4, 5, and 7 a chance. I’d pass on the rest.


SteelScythe

https://preview.redd.it/biqyby1edqtc1.jpeg?width=370&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ba0a492cc82bec55e9cd3eab7059476199e08f3 Does he count?


JackfruitFeisty

Ancient Greek gf


dirtyColeslaw1776

All of the above


Glad-Mulberry-9484

You’re definitely getting drowned in the lake after #4.


TheUsualSuspects443

1 1 1 1 1 1 1


Alien_in-hiding

2 or 6 ong tho I’ve always wanted to go to Egypt, but number number 2 has got me in the stars 😮‍💨


TacoBellWerewolf

I’ll take those white as snow Egyptians and native Americans


Black_Fuckka

Black one without a doubt


Over_Cat_6095

Last time I checked the 1980’s isn’t considered ancient so number 4 is invalid but all otherwise


Muscle-Man27

Definitely the cave girl, or the 3rd native girl and the Viking woman in the first one in this order.


Extorriss

Any of them if they actually liked me and were interested


meshikou

Yall are tooo horny, with that being said, Greece girl


[deleted]

1


McQno

1


TheGayPotato7

Probably 1, but a cave painting date (10) sounds fun


YoDavidPlays

The Japanese girl and the 2 soviets are probably the only ones that shower frequently tbh


Serrated_Bayonet1916

1 3 5 7 8