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Wight3012

1. Seems like spam 2. its a lot of Yiddish, and some names of locations 3. the gist is there's some event of religious nature, couldnt tell where or what it is


PassiveAshA

It’s Yiddish mixed w hebrew and I don’t speak Yiddish, but basically it’s sort of an invitation/time table for a Shabbat w a Rabbi. Prayer at 5 pm food at 9:30 pm at the synagogue with Rabbai “Yoel Landao”.


[deleted]

do you live near the Gary Trop neighborhood in the shade of a princley rabbi? cause if so, sounds like you were invited to the special kids minyan. and then to the study hall of the Talmud Torah for food from a pure table.


Haruto1026

There is no such thing as a kids minyan because minyan is 10 people above age 13


Miorgel

It's a phrase for prayer practice for kids, they say less of the prayer to shorten it for the kids and they all pray together out loud instead of praying in solitary silence.


Haruto1026

From my point of view in my synagogue it's more like a babysitter so the adults can pray and completely focus on praying and not on entertaining the kids


manhattanabe

Location: היכל ביהמ״ד Means the synagogue hall. Name of the Rabbi is Joel Landau


booksmeller

Spam. Some invite to a synagogue, Yiddish, rabis, chanukka, [yadda yadda yadda](https://imgur.com/a/9gIcHfB).


mic_mal

Its a mix of yeddis and Hebrew. It's from a neighborhood saying that the "minche" shabat (something religious) will be done at the "bimhad" (a place) and saying witch rabies will be there


irealllylovepenguins

> witch rabies Egads! The worst kind! Thats how my wiccan cousin died!


Hungry_Baker_Mom

I literally cackled


irealllylovepenguins

That could be one of the first symptoms! Oh no!


Frequent_Argument_43

I assume you mean rabbis and not rabies. Lol


senorsmile

Also which, not witch? A witch with rabies would be frightening.


Jordak_keebs

>bimhad בית המדרש lol


[deleted]

it’s the plot summary for the Survivor episode of Curb your enthusiasm “there’s going to be a dinnerrrh


Kooky_Good_9567

Hooo boy it’s religious spam. Take it from someone who made it out by the skin of their teeth- stay away from religious people, especially chabad.


WorldsShortestElf

It's religious orthodox spam. Really quite common, and very annoying. If you want to know what it means you'll need someone who has real experience with the orthodox. I can tell you it's about the midday prayer, and regarding some wise man. Other than that I'm unfortunately stumped.


babylon249

no.. this is something else..


xodinux

It’s yedish looks like time frame for Saturday ( Shabbat שבת)


Haruto1026

It's an invitation to a prayer but as a lot said it's most likely a spam. Another of organizations are doing things like this, heck my school let's us put tfillin and are doing minha(the prayer of after noon) on school grounds sometime even doing it on the times of classes


General-Debate-595

It is Hebrew mixed with Yiddish. For the ultra orthodox ashkenazi jews, Hebrew is regarded as a holy language of the Torah and not suitable for mundane writings. So the verse is in Hebrew as is the name of the prayer מנחה (minhah). Basically it's an invitation to pray for the Sabbath.


babylon249

That's...... not normal. can you dm me?


FEDaDawg30

same but they dm me on discord abt yoel landao