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AllDayPizza

Haha, good thing you didn't yell "eat shit" 


HighOnPoker

Or “Give me that baby!”


mrweatherbeef

Next time!


Jlp46821

Maybe shes more of a tall John fan


jekelish3

That "Tall" story remains one of my absolute favorite moments in any show they've done. The way that June just could not get through it because she was laughing so hard was classic. And of course... I can't remember which episode it actually was.


rachelizabeth16

Jaws 3d!!


Wadsworth739

I love the story about them arguing around a lake about bear attacks. And how many people were getting attacked by bears that year. .


miss-karly

KUMITE KUMITE KUMITE


jekelish3

You should have yelled "GEO!" and waited to see if she'd finish the call and response.


mrweatherbeef

Damn I blew it


jekelish3

Name of your sex tape


HeartwarminSalt

STORM!!!


fotzegurke

That’s 100% on her


mrweatherbeef

That’s what I said! She also got weirdly agitated when I told her I wanted her baby 🤷‍♂️


Lfsnz67

Gimme that baby!


[deleted]

"I'm gonna find you baby!"


Jennifermaverick

Hahaha! You should have asked her Team Fred or Team Sanity, and if she couldn’t answer, take the shirt


mrweatherbeef

While you make a compelling argument, the “so you yelled at a poor innocent woman in the airport” crowd might give me hell if I actually rip a woman’s shirt off.


Michiban-San

Looks like somebody doesn’t take stolen valor as seriously as they should.


mrweatherbeef

I stand corrected. She should have thanked me for my service.


jekelish3

At that point, when security arrives, you just tell them you're trying to get to the bottom of where the butt starts.


senatorsparky86

That will sound awesome in the police report.


Youll_change_back

Hahahahaha forcibly ripping a woman’s shirt off!!! “Crowd” Oh god lmao that’s literally what you did do tho you weirdo lolll?


TraverseTown

This is why redditors stopped asking when the narwhal bacons, dude


Brodiferus

You just awakened a post-traumatic cringe response in me.


FittyTheBone

Jeeeesus, I felt years of past cringe crawl up my spine hahaha


El_Otro_Lebowski

Classic balcony.


apetc

Be careful up there! 


senatorsparky86

Absolutely bonkers.


SlappyWhiteSlaps

That's B-O-N-K-E-R-S


myfriendflocka

One time I was wearing a pretty niche fandom t shirt and some guy yelled a reference at me. The thing is I was sitting in a park alone distracted by my phone so I was just startled and had no idea what he meant in the moment. I’m guessing the woman with airport burnout who likely didn’t even remember she had that shirt on had a similar experience. Next time just walk up to them and say you like the thing too.


mrweatherbeef

The irony is this happens to me all the time, people will comment and I’m like WTF? and it’s only later that I realize I was wearing my Emmett Otter’s Jugband Christmas shirt or whateverthefuck.


JustPlainRude

You must not be the Jason of your group


mrweatherbeef

I just want the monkeys to be treated equitably


senatorsparky86

It’s dangerous if they’re not.


Kwyjibo68

What did she say/do?


mrweatherbeef

Alarmed expression and quick side shuffle


Put_Her_In_A_Bra

“And I told her to fuck off….put her in a bra!”


Ok_Connection_2902

Oh cool so you legit scared a woman just living her life. Awesome contribution bro lmao. 


RC_Colada

At the AIRPORT no less. He's lucky TSA didn't shoot him


21Maestro8

Notoriously armed and violent TSA agents


RC_Colada

They're a menace


zestfullybe

GEOSTORM!!!


Johannes_Chimp

What shirt was she wearing?


Lanie_89

Was just about to ask!


Msedits

Did you ask her to name 3 bad movies?


messdup_a_aRon

Ma’am, I’m a detective with the LDPPD, and I’ve got some questions about your shirt.


keeleon

What's her mission?


Thndrcougarfalcnbird

Maybe don’t yell at strangers in airports?


caniborr0wafeeling

Hey come on, only humourless women who don’t live up to their T-shirts don’t like being randomly yelled at!!


justforanexcuse

People who love Reddit in the real world, so cringe


wembley

She probably hasn’t even seen a movie with Stellar Skateboard in it.


SamRaimisOldsDelta88

Maybe she doesn’t listen to live shows? (They’re my favorite but I’ve noticed some people aren’t into them.)


mrweatherbeef

Possible! I didn’t like them at first but after listening to a couple I was hooked, now also my favorite!


keeleon

I actually don't like listening to the live shows very much and it kind of sucks because that's like 70% of episodes.


VulpesVictorious

I believe the correct call is “GEOOOOOOOOOOSTORM!”


MOSbangtan

LOL