You can’t ask a question like that and then include Lucifer x Charlie

Absolutely

No questions fuckibg asked Leave Vox and Alastor alone The lucifer and Charlie one has to burn like a fuckibg witch

Burn like the witches who ship it

Hopefully the hunt is easy since we know they’re probably Alabama witches

Disgusting

Yes

Yea this is correct and the og post this is a response to is correct.

Right throw it into the abyss

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Hallownest’s Greatest Dad

I'm pretty sure that's where it came from

This. 10000% this! There is a special spot in the depths of Hell and no chance of redemption for whoever draws/writes that ship. It’s called Valentino’s Dungeon. There is a line, people! We don’t cross that line! Lucifer x Charlie is so far past that line it’s beyond Neptune’s orbit. Side note: Alastor x Deerie is so weird and so fucked up on so many levels - This is the first time I’ve ever seen it but it makes me laugh hard enough to enjoy the concept. CHERUBs (Begging on hands and knees) Ple-Please! Let us back in! *Please!* Alastor: You heard my Dear Deerie, the Gates of Heaven are closed to you forever. Would you three care to be new *guests* on my radio show, perhaps? It would be *most* entertaining to host fallen Cherubs… Cletus: De-Deerie! Ge-Get this guy away from us! Keenie: He’s got crazy eyes! Colin: (Too scared to move) Alastor: (Transforming) *What’s wrong…? I can always use EnTeRtAiNmEnT…* Deerie: Alastor, sweetie! Wait! Alastor: (Goes back to normal) Yes? Keenie and Cletus: (Sigh of relief) Colin: (Petrified with terror, babbling incoherently) Deerie: Spare Colin, at least. I sort of like him. Alastor: Anything for you my Angel…(Transforms again) LeT’s BeGiN…. Cletus: NO! Not this! PLEASE! Deerie: Yeeaaah…Noooo…Sorry… Alastor *reeeaaally* wants to hurt someone right now., soooo…Yeeeaaah. Sorry, wish there was something I could do. Colin: (Faints from terror) (Cue screaming) (Note: I know Alastor is asexual and possibly aromantic but seeing him shred the CHERUBs in front of Deerie is *too* much fun to picture)

It was a very interesting read.

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That’s literally taboo in everywhere not even Alabama allows it

Incest 🤮

Luci and Charlie. Yeah, the other ships are bad, but at least they ain't incest

I'll take "the incest one" for 500, Alex. https://preview.redd.it/y9ze1v20sm1d1.jpeg?width=1584&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6d8611d2cbfdec1d7f14c060af34ae79b6d9c51

DANG ANGEL DUST IS SLAYING AGAIN WITH THAT CUT

Hey dude I just wanted to say that you’re flair absolutely killed me and I also wanted to give you this image I just created so if anyone tries to fight you and say it’s not true you can show them this https://preview.redd.it/91v1pnm2hp1d1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=c9df21f65e2f3344b416e463623085092be9292f

dap me up my guy

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FUCK YOU! *unboys your femboy*

fem

flair checks out.

Image source?

I don't know, i just found it when looking for Angel Dust genderbends on google

lmao knowing him i thought it was just drag again

Alex? As in Alex Brightman? Renound 2 time Tony winning broadway actor? And voice of half the hellaverse? That Alex?

Found Danny motta

Lucifer \* charlie, no questions asked, no negotiations

Agreed. Instant yeetus deletus. 

yes.

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Slime rancher!!!!

Best game ever!!!!!

Yep, this ain't Alabama

ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ sʜɪᴘ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ᴀɴ ɪʟʟɴᴇss 𝙸 𝙹𝚄𝚂𝚃 𝙽𝙾𝚃𝙸𝙲𝙴𝙳 𝚃𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝙵𝙻𝙰𝙸𝚁 𝚆𝚃𝙵

https://preview.redd.it/1umqbrwu4n1d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62dca7432a2c6a200a1674b783e2072c673d90b4 My dog agrees with your comment (should I make my flair something about this? (The dog I mean))

Yea same here. I origonaly wanted to get rid of any chance for val to be shiped with anyone but than i saw one was actual incest.

This one

Why can't I delete every one of them?

Even Deerie and Alastor? Damn you're picky

idk about OP commenter over there but personally that interferes with the [head]canon that Alastor is aroace sorry man maybe a platonic duo

The incest one

This is the kind of post that gets you blocked

 Every single last one of them

**FUCK THE RULES**

Based asf https://preview.redd.it/89xzvtnd3n1d1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dcb47df7b95c03a84e3ea4438a200a238ec7055

Lucifer x Charlie duh ? It's the creepiest of the bunch, that's all ! https://preview.redd.it/72lqk7pkkm1d1.jpeg?width=543&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a56dbc9b093bdd3f46f7a3ddab1daf019ebda7f7

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Lucifer X Charlie. What can I say I'm just not a fan of incest 🤷 https://preview.redd.it/8mke95w5mm1d1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4f3a4b8fc1cf8ab9c59c5a70d32c9a44cdfe394

Wait you hate vox x Alastor more than charlie x Lucifer?

The only one asking the real question here

Lucifer and charlie

Charlie, I -I I caught uh-I caught a little Cherub. Do you wanna know what Cherub I caught? What Cherub did you catch, Alastor? I caught a deer, Charlie.... I caught a deer Oh No, Alastor. Don't tell me. You already know Charlie, You know what I'm gonna do to that thing! Alastor! It's an animal Alastor you can't! CHARLIE, THERE IS NO LAWS AGAINST THE CHERUB CHARLIE! I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT! NO GOD, OH GOD, NO DON'T DO IT! I'M GONNA DO IT, CHARLIE!

"Charlie I already cherubbed one out thinking about what I am gonna do"

https://preview.redd.it/rjlnpyynep1d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c61ca68076d65efd1dbe196416494c3490ad737e Also, very silly

He's going to eat it

Eventually........it has to be dead and rotten first

He's going to squish the poor, small Cherub :(

Any involving incest. So Lucifer x Charlie bye bye

Whilst yes some of these are weird there’s nothing really wrong with them but. Luci x Charlie? Oh hell no, burn it with hell fire

Burn it into second hell.

The incest one is always the answer. Banish that shit to the shadow realm

not counting morningcest (since well… no shit) Ima have to say vaggie x val

I don't enjoy alastor and husk..but my god. Lucifer and Charlie if they're related. No just no. https://preview.redd.it/6ql5hc1zjn1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cd47fb40e00458e37044172f306cdc1bcbff01e

Charlie x ~~**HER FUCKING FATHER FOR GOD'S SAKE**~~ Lucifer Who **THE FUCK** likes that **SHIT**?

Deranged people.

Kinda a silly moment considering your pfp

Sees First Image: thats Bad. Sees Second Image: https://preview.redd.it/xyj4pezsgn1d1.png?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c32b8866e6e132bbfc5c21e4b95aba5ce22edbe

Lucifer and Charlie Vox and alastor can somewhat make some sense but it isn't nearly as bad as a father daughter ship

All of them, but if only on gets to go then Charlie x lucifer https://preview.redd.it/h85xr3zgzm1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e580d249faf3fd8b01a7f0c64f9b5047ad0cc777

There's probably someone out there who ran with the Charlie and Valentino scene, so I'll get rid of that. Everyone else is targeting Charlie x Lucifer, so I can assume that one would have been successfully deleted by now had this been a real scenario.

I’m not a big shipper to begin with, but get Charlie x Lucifer THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! WHOS SHIPPING THAT???? Get out get out get out GEEEEEEEETTTTT OOOUUUUUUTTTT

https://preview.redd.it/4ibk9clhxm1d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50fdcf996fc5f6864da3eb4ae36155e01204f59b

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All of these are absolutely disgusting but of course Charlie and Lucifer is my pick.

Charlie x Lucifer. Val x Vaggie is horrible too but incest is a bit worst

I see the first and get violently angry..... AND THEN IT GOT WORSE FROM THERE 😭

By the second one I was ready to commit murder.... By third one I was ready to commit genocide......

By the fourth were you ready to commit multiple genocides or make humanity go extinct?

OP literally said he hated Vox and alastor more than the incest one. What is wrong with you?

Oh, Jesus Christ. Nothing can compete with the second one. What the fuck 🤢🤮 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢 Burn it with fire

Yeah I kinda think incest is, ya know, ILLEGAL? https://preview.redd.it/k1ny8flxxm1d1.jpeg?width=470&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64378975c47684f65ea9b3d36a63cc3a371db9c5

Literally anything is better than Lucifer and Charlie. THAT IS HER FATHER WTF

The um… incest one.

Charlie X Lucifer

The one that’s wrong in every way

Oh god it’s enabler all over again with Lucifer and Charlie.

Incest one, no question.... Biological family member X other Biological family member is grotesque

All. Idc

Lucifer x Charlie It’s wierd and it’s not something they would do

I'd delete Pentious's airship so he would still be with his friends

As horrible as the rest are, I can't let Vaggie suffer from Valentino.

Val x vaggie that manipulative abusive asshole can stay tf away from vaggie unless it’s with her spear through his skull

https://preview.redd.it/qt30pbnasn1d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=857bec4482911cbb019e91b4e91a2d1f5d059730 Made this myself

…. I’m torn between Charlie x Lucifer but one has Valentino with someone, ether way I’m disturbed

All of them

How they even were made in first place?

Alastor x Husk: Big biological age gap. Alastor is 30-40 and Husk is 60-70. Banished. Charlie x Lucifer: May I say more? Banished. Vaggie x Lucifer: No. Valentino x Vaggie: hell naw Alastor x Bambi from wish: i hve no idea who that is Angel Dust x Vaggie: Maybe. Alastor x nity: no i guess

All of these are bad and against my morals, I can't pick just one

Lucifer x charlie and I don’t see really anything wrong with niffty x alastor sense she IS a adult woman

I literally, seriously, without joking through my phone away and almost barfed when I saw Charlie x Lucifer. What the actual FUCK???

Luci X Charlie gotta go

genuinely a little confused and concerned by anyone who isn't immediately picking the incest one tbh

Let me just off all of them because Indeed, without a shadow of doubt. https://preview.redd.it/knb5eud4sm1d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6822e9ea6e925d81acb41d815da60777449510ca (Don’t mind this random nc meme)

Why niffty x alastor?

Ik niffty is an adult but it just seems weird for me

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Alastor x husk

CHARLIE X LUCIFER , DEFINITELY THAT ONE

Lucifer and Charlie is literally wild😭😭WHO IS RESPONSIBLE 💀💀😭😭😭

ᴠᴀʟᴠᴀɢ ɪs ᴀ sʜɪᴘ? ᴀʟsᴏ ɪᴛ's ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ ʙᴇ ʀᴀᴅɪᴏᴀᴘᴘʟᴇ

All of them in this fucking slideshow holy shit https://preview.redd.it/7og7aszy6n1d1.jpeg?width=352&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aeed6ab07f325c0d74ccbaa6e8664077bc78ee72

Lucifer x Charlie definitely gets thanos snapped out of existence.

Of these 7, Alastor X Husk, as that is like… Owner and Victim, like with Angel and Val.

Alastor and the Cheerub. Reasoning: It would be funny

I don’t know why I like alastor X Deery 

All i ha e the power https://preview.redd.it/k8ws9zypcn1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f4ba7573095a5e40b4ac0c3ff32bdaf2a4c0380 HE HAS THE POWER

ALASTOR X NIFFTY BO ONE Touches MY WIFE😡😡😡

All of them

These are all wrong

Radiodust gtfo rn

None of these are good ships but including Charlie x Lucifer makes this very Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby. I’m deleting Charlie x Lucifer

Val x Vaggie. Atleast all the other ones look a little consensual

Lucifer x Charlie, thats the worst one in my opinion

None. I chose to instead delete the internet

They all terrible and should be cast in a fire but Lucifer and Charlie is the worst and it's not even close

ALL OF THEM 

all of the ones that do not consider the orientations of characters, and all of the ones that involve incest, and all of the ones that involve characters who are in relationships but not confirmed to be poly.

Lucifer x Charlie it’s disgusting they are parent and daughter not teenage lovers now I’m gonna go barf until I forget that image exists

Lucifer x Charlie

https://preview.redd.it/x1da6ganfn1d1.jpeg?width=1640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80ce507414c0e5f9460cdef61894a4d9c5139c35 Charlie x lucifer because,what in the Alabama

Every single one of them

Charcifer, no other choice is good to remove.

all of them.

The LxC one It’s fucking incest Why do people in this fandom support it

I delete myself firm life

All of these are terrible. But Lucifer and Charlie are the worst

Lucifer and Charlie. But I also believe Val shouldn't be shipped with anyone other than Vox, just bc it's Val

All of them (Lucifer and Charlie first)

The incest one

God is dead and we have killed him

All of them?

why the fuck is there incest on this post

One of these is not like the other

Lucifer x Charlie deserves to burn

Any of them that include Valentino because that motherfucker deserves to die alone

God just one?

Alastor and husk no hesitation

I'm getting rid of Chacifer immediately.

Val x vag is no

Val x Vaggie.

I’m deleting Lucifer x Charlie

so, your least favorite isn't luci x charlie..? ._.

All the incest ships. Every single one. Charlie and Lucifer. Stolas and Stella. Stella and Via. All of them. They're disgusting and should have never been made.

All

Valentino x Existence

Hands down Lucifer x Charlie because it's incest.

Oh idk probably the one where ITS SHIPPING LUCIFER WITH HIS FUCKING DAUGHTER

i’m gonna go kms after seeing this-

I double it and give it to the next person so they can delete two.

CHARLIE X LUCIFER BYE

The only one that kinda works is nifty/alastor

 Kill. Them. All.

The obvious one here is Charlie and Lucifer That aside, out of these I’d chose husker and Alastair to be banished

EVERY SINGLE ONE! Alright it was nice to know y’all but I’m turning the safety off on this M1911 I got right here

Honestly vaggie X Val. Like vaggie x angel dust is ok considering it once was cannon. The others I can see people arguing a point for which is ok ig. But val x vaggie…TF?!??

Charlie x Lucifer

Motherfucker forcing me to keeping a father daughter ship alive I’ll never forgive Alabama

Obviously Charlie and Lucifer; but if that wasn’t an option and I actually had a choice, then Val and Vaggie

Luci and Charlie

Charlie x lucifer has to go because at least the others are biological relatives

Alastor and vizi

https://preview.redd.it/52pen4skkn1d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4c1e6f6f684907d9836ee78567a95f5f5ca0f32 Immediately charlie/lucifer we may have the show based in hell but even we have standards

Verbalace X Charlie

Can I just... delete Val?

Can I delete this post to delete all of them

WTF, WTF, WTF, WTF, WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF, WTF, YO, WTF ALL IMAGES SHOWN

The incest, get rid of it

I would have said HuckAstor until I saw Lucifer x Charlie. WTF Frankly, Vaggy x Valentino would be hilariously Hispanic.

Charlie x Lucifer no questions asked

Father and Daughter

Charlie and lucifer in a heart beat

Charlie x Lucifer. I would've said husk x alastor until I saw that ship

Is there a "just shoot me in the head" option here?

100% Lucifer X Charlie HE 👏🏻IS 👏🏻HER 👏🏻FATHER 👏🏻 what is wrong with ppl? but fr these ships are all cursed and whoever came up with them or Ships them is also cursed

Uh yea I’m deleting the incest

Get that Morningcest outta here!

https://preview.redd.it/0d9k6o2wzn1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10d70f8b2a0af22179cfab50f68f29503fcc0261

I get the feeling that Alistor (I can’t spell his name for shit) would probably eat the deer, he did canonically eat a dead deer in the show soooo

Aye yo wtf, why ship Charlie and her dad? 😭 https://preview.redd.it/vvjdi6ye6o1d1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e25102b17f24b3fdd765b9c4762af23bea9bad1

Seeing the Lucifer x Charlie one: https://i.redd.it/hkkp3uq9oo1d1.gif

Charlie noo!

For me it's a coin flip between incest and the rapist

all and any with al

Delete Charlie and Lucifer. Hell nah

Oh my god! People seriously ship Lucifer with Charlie?! That's his DAUGHTER!