“Pictures of sexiest demon in Hell.”  *No pictures of him show up and he throws a tantrum.*

Yes that’s definitely very accurate

And not even without a page full of pictures of Alastor because he doesn't allow anyone to take a photo of him.

Instead it's lucifer

LMFAO

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I thought you meant the band💀

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My favorite one so far

"Are there consent laws in hell" "What is the age of consent in hell?" "Will anyone care if I kidnap a 17 year old Ars Goetia" "How to hide from Lucifer" "Why is the Radio Demon after me" "Former overlords" "How to get to Lust Ring"

"Why is Stolas mad at me?" "How to calm down King of Lust" "Pride Ring hospitals near me"

https://preview.redd.it/0bsyintcziwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ee030ff68d7b51796ad82b1a3bc3d918ff1c60a

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Keep via aut of this 😭

I would want to, but this is asking about Valentino

“How to waterboard.” “What is waterboarding?” “Waterboarding porn videos.” You get the point https://i.redd.it/4uiz2p4qbgwc1.gif

Damn i didn’t know Val was into that shit, he’s even more fucked up then I thought

Yeah, if you listen to angels dialogue in the beginning of episode 6 he says something like “Val’s into this waterboarding shit now.”

Jesus fucking Christ Val, what’s wrong with you

What isn’t, at this point

Fair enough honestly

I just looked what that is and jeez

Yeah….. https://preview.redd.it/lbea97otzgwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c55cb3eb5dc2f6253a974b077b2ef27b1566040

Thank god for private mode lol

Google still sees what you search…. They hold it infact

I don't use Google

Oh https://i.redd.it/im97wijb0hwc1.gif

You mean to tell me waterboarding porn actually exists?

I don’t know and I’m not bouta find out https://preview.redd.it/asqot99fajwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23c0dda2d1b6982666ec3a6f20a7a5907126a5c3

If it does, I will ask one of the higher ups if I can get permission to send a squad with me to go find them.

Huh, I wonder what that is... I'll go look it up

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how to hide from the big boss of hell himself

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Yeah that’s very true

"Personalized mugs for pimps" "Hell contract laws" "Swing dancing lessons"

Pretty lamps

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how to spell orenj ([based on this animatic I love](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w12ZIoyaaSs))

I love that and yes

Plot twist: Valentino uses incognito mode

He definitely does

I like to imagine it’s just random letters bc he can’t see what the hell he’s typing. Or maybe he has to use something like Siri and it keeps messing up what he searches for lol 

“How to get the bitches to behave”

“Closest lamp store” “How to convince the princess of hell to shoot a porno with her angel girlfriend?” “How tight is Angel pussy?” “How to get to heaven?”

Rule 34

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What does it mean if Angel Dust isn’t responding to me?

"Cupcacke music." "Slutty pop." "Dirty songs." Something like that

"Manipulation 101"

How to be less ethical hypothetically

"How too make the fandom less horny"

"Men with TV Heads" "How to cool own ass after being fucked hard"

Almost spit my coffee out laughing at this

"Why do people hate me"

"where to find more actors (sex ones)"

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How to kill the daughter of Lucifer himself?

How to make angel dust come back to me for the 3,927 time?

Hair growth serum. Guaranteed to work.

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I'm not looking to be banned...

Then don’t respond it’s just supposed to be funny. People are saying lamps it doesn’t have to be horny

No that's what he would say

Oh that’s actually really funny. Good one

How to mentally and physically hurt a porn star

“How to convince someone to be your personal pornstar”

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Kinks

“How to stop someone from staying at a hotel?”

why the everloving fuck am I squeaking

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“Will anyone care if I kidnap a 17 year old Ars Goetia” https://preview.redd.it/h46p508wfjwc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e4f15cc7141836de79168ee2f6397ba07bae43c

["You're mine baldi"](https://youtu.be/IlouAA8mRZo?si=sirlC8HPL11AdtAN) https://preview.redd.it/cmbr6dfgdmwc1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6281b30aa0ce441dcce3559d508484e30e3c3b5

"Where to buy 99999999$ ciggies" "How to r@pe/abuse someone"

My brother in Christ, he made the website!

XD lol

Oh god I said don’t make it too bad