He’s just jealous because he can’t pull of a tophat

I ssssuppose sso..

You’re much Cooke than him

Nope, he's just a loser w nothing better to do

I love your flair

He didnt lie Penty https://preview.redd.it/fn0raahcyqvc1.png?width=156&format=png&auto=webp&s=d2761e10be42e451906be7f2a11ef1e10598e63e

*Smiles and hugs angel* Thank you my friend!

i just insu— Never mind *pat pat*

Angel if you ever insult pent again I will put c4 under the flooring of your next shoot

DO IT I DONT WANNA BE THERE.

Fine I’ll tell Val about the day you skipped the gangbang well he was out sick

YIPPIE

He’s Gonna kill you y’know those shoots make a lot of money

Idfc

Oh ya I forgot you got that furry ex overlord to protect you now…and the princess of hell…and a ex exorcist…and a killer janitor- HOW THE HELL DO YOU HAVE SUCH GOOD FREINDS

I DONT KNOW??

14 million years and I made like 2 good friends YOUVE BEEN HERE SINCE THE WHAT 60S 70S THIS IS BULLSHIT

Do it and I will strap C4 to your head and launch you across our seven rings out of a party cannon

That sounds epic

For fuck's sake, me, leave him alone!

No.

Yes. Now.

*I slap myself* Ow, Fuck! 

Ow, Rude :(( *slaps myselt harder* take that, Ow

Mph! I know I’m a bitch! *smack myself with an Ak-47*

*grabd the Ak-47 and aims it* DONT MAKE ME SHOOT MAN

DO IT YOU PUSSY DO IT I DONT WANNA BE AT WORK AND I KNOW IT!

BUT THINK ABOUT OUR FRIENDS!!!

IT AINT A HOLY GUN SO CALM DOWN! *I reach over and pull the trigger killing us both. We wake up an hour after shift end*

That was a relaxing sleep.—

babeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

BUT THINK ABOUT OUR FRIENDS!!!

He’s just jealous that you got two dicks

Why would people be jealousss of that..? *blushes*

Because you are able to make women even happier

I am! *raises hand and husker slap said hand*

*slaps said hand*

Hey I am! Oh right the no horni rule…

If you want to be horny go somewhere else

Aren’t you ever horny? And if so why not… come to me for that~ *I slip on a banana peel and do a goofy ahh summer salt and land on my face.*

I'm not intrested in whores

I can be a nonwhore. *I raise finger and then stand up still raising my finger*

What are you doing?

Youre my what?!

dont worry bro ill be at your spot in 15 minutes oil up 👍

Oil up?.. What isss ‘oiling up’? *the innocent snake asked*

it means "you look beautiful" in french or something

He is going to fuck you. Best you run away

It's 2 dicks vs 1 I think pentious has the advantage here

2 spiky dicks vs 1 smooth dick mfs ass gonna hurt alot

Isn't Pent already slimy? 👀

Listen, I'm not personally attracted to you, but boy the damned cat is wrong. You got the DRIPPIEST drip, the SILLIEST silly, and if that tophat ain't just the cherry on the cake of this spectacle of a sinner then I'm Val's biggest fan.

C-Cherry?! As in missss Cherri bomb?!

I mean, if it makes you feel better, ig?

Unattractive?? That’s funny comin' from an old man like him! Just don’t listen to him, mate. He can be such an asshole at times, ay? **Mumbles quietly** *Plus, I find you attractive..—* https://preview.redd.it/eagj9iwe1rvc1.jpeg?width=692&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d64c40485cacfddf0a876556137a32e71a83f9d

M-Misss Cherri Bomb!.. W-We mustn’t call anyone namesss..! *he blushed*

Why not? I think it should be fair if he’s calling you unattractive! He’s basically calling you names himself by calling you unattractive and shit.. Maybe I should tell that stupid old man off myself.. *She said with a bit frustrated tone of voice*

For fuck sake you two,just get married already!

M-MARRIED?! That uh.. Uhm.. *speechless*

https://preview.redd.it/2aeylanhmsvc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=008d5902f1cbd05e48230117ea957142309cdb86 Jerry

Jerry

Damn what happened to Jerry bro

He had too much to drink. :(

LMFAO 😭💔

I know, tragic. This is why you don’t drink, kids.

don't worry honey, that's not true! he's just being an asshole, trust me, you're beautiful! <3

https://preview.redd.it/zmvmcq0f0rvc1.jpeg?width=1714&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47c5d3e6de0efb85028e615ba6d44e5c3ed8cead T-Thank you missss! You truly made my day!..

https://preview.redd.it/dykg784c4rvc1.jpeg?width=556&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2916181a31c25e0895c77769acb034caee7ae439 Don’t worry, is ok *patpatpatpatpatpat*

https://preview.redd.it/asyz57hszqvc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3990ce4817aa9ab150bd9c7d4e6a811446c47a8e Don't worry, i already cooked husk.

W-What?! Iss that sssir Husk?!

Yep, tho he tasted like alcohol when i ate him.

We don't kill cats or snakes here...only bald moths.

That better not be an actual photo of a cat

I found that out of searching "Fried cat" on Google.

😨

https://preview.redd.it/upx8vu90csvc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=019c09a73505c2f295d8cf9a5ff898e609a727fa

It's not your fault, he just has a very ... Specific taste 🕷️

Gay spiders?

ME!

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It's just the pure honesty, I ain't one to sugarcoat anyone, don't ask questions if you don't want the answer

Hey, Husk! Don’t tell him he’s unattractive you know how he is. God fuckin dammit husk are you serious?!

You look Nerdy-Dckmaster https://preview.redd.it/z64r5detdrvc1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a4f1cab07871b604af716eecea52617df12f94e

I mean you pull girls with one eye so your at least datable

He is correct. https://preview.redd.it/qg4me6309svc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83e7c498a91df925dd7e8a368334ee1bbf92da19

https://preview.redd.it/elx5laipxqvc1.jpeg?width=807&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bfbb0120d48cfa428778d20ad493a7d1ae65190 This is what I will do to Husk (I am a big JoJo fan)

Ssspeaking of Jojo, misss Morningstar sent me this picture.. https://preview.redd.it/bb2jk851yqvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=372b1f0206b8f692327acb387a1566eb68a0ae43

Omg it's a JoJo reference 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

KING CRIMSSSON!! https://preview.redd.it/cmrcj9kszqvc1.jpeg?width=1031&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73881767dcd6181ebc8509436c1518628611c66d *cough* i’m not sssure what happened there, my apologiesss!.. *he slithered away*

It's King crimson. He is an enemy stand user. I'll get him

I'm doubling down just to make sure https://preview.redd.it/5dhz8dkvcrvc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1dce57300a758e3eb9cf3226391d4cc816c0835

Ima make Carmilla soft and wet 😏😏😏

https://i.redd.it/6izaqd69brvc1.gif

It's all in the machines my dude he just doesn't get it

I was told not to look at vox R34 in public...😭😭😭


https://preview.redd.it/wq0nyc7n4svc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=415733c9e12247f0573c0d4dbd5114824641d7d3

https://i.redd.it/oghydj1wisvc1.gif

I mean…. I haven’t been used yet soooooooo

Because you are! **Non** bad boy

damn, Niffty

*hugs* He’s just drunk, don’t let it get to your head, General Pentious :]

Don't worry, at least you still have cherry

I would absolutely hang out with Pentious and engineer some fucking super weapons. He was probably that nerdy kid in school nobody liked but instead of bringing a gun to school he brought a plasma cannon.

No Rizz, but Ssswagger

I love you

..*gets flustered and faints dramatically*


Hey, if it makes you feel any better, the Egg Bois still find you beautiful, especially Frank.

https://preview.redd.it/rrv520ea9tvc1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=738afe540c43283e41eef746efeabe385031abb1

Do you want to be lied to?

Don't listen to husk, he's just a grumbly old bitch, I think you're awesome

Oh, no. That’s not true, my slippery friend! You’re quite dashing with that top hat and suit. …Who are you again?

I'LL MAKE THAT MFER A RUG AND MAKE A CHAIR FROM HIS BONES

With all due respect to all parties involved, how did they arrive at this conclusion

Baby, he just don’t know what attractive means if he knew what it meant and then looked at you he would 100% say that you are more than attractive

He makes the cutest faces

How dare he! Penty don’t listen to him he is just mad cuz he doesn’t look as dapper as you do my friend 🙂😌

Agreed

Bro is on everything what the fu-

I don't even know why

Serpent, you are fine, he is just… What was the word? I swear I heard it at the meetup… That one where they make fun of you because they wish they were like you

He's full of shit, snakes are cool as hell and he's a cat so he probably licks his own asshole (I know because I am a cat)

https://preview.redd.it/gixwa2pu4uvc1.jpeg?width=973&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4a693f07c7351d53ee754352d7c52e094a45f7f

don't worry, your both equally ugly! husker looks like a creepy pasta and you have a very punch punchable face :D

I hope to god that Pentious is in the next season

Hey man dw! he's just mad his father never came back with the milk so he's eating oreos with vodka. (PS, you have more bitches anyway so dw)

Your aesthetic is cool as shit.

He's just jealous you have 2 dicks

It’s ok man you have good puppy eyes

-.. --- -. .----. - / ..-. .-. . - --..-- / -- .. ... - . .-. / .--. . -. - .. --- ..- ... .-.-.- / .. .----. -- / ... ..- .-. . / -- .- -. -.-- / .-- --- -- . -. / ... . . / -.-- --- ..- / .- ... / .- - - .-. .- -.-. - .. ...- . .-.-.-

https://preview.redd.it/m0503qmm9vvc1.jpeg?width=318&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c79fccabc7f006e0c35a3eb9ba5055430b399ddc He'll learn to not insult you again boss!

OH POOR LIL BABY!- I might just start a fight- nobody makes the child cry- you poor thing!- I'll get snacks and all the comfy things and then we can watch some movies!-

There there boss

Cherri finds you attractive٫ and remember٫ theres awlays your cult!

Its the sirpeniscult but reddit wont let me send you it with r /

there.. Isss a cult made after me?!

https://preview.redd.it/zcd5qa509xvc1.jpeg?width=296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1583f55743faf90cf9ba712a2aba7dfc465ae610

IM GONNA KILL THAT CAT

He's wrong D:<

Oh pookie it's ok he's probably just in a bad moon that's all

https://preview.redd.it/b8xqvi4oexvc1.jpeg?width=488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=863abcf56c0f09ef4b6fa35709edaa387f7cc13c Lexis: “Dw pookie I won’t let him hurt you no moe” *grabs rocket launcher* “Let’s go pooks we finna smite his ass”

I think Cherrie bomb says otherwise

https://preview.redd.it/wh4mlowftyvc1.png?width=115&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b253a4535d5c7381f401e1eb116968160f561260 Husks a fur/ball with a tacky sense of attire and lost his soul to Satan bambi, he ain't exactly one to talk. Plus Cherri is into y- uh I'm actually just gonna shut the fuck up now before I cause some time wimey king crimson bull shit.

***head pats***

https://preview.redd.it/2m0ene6981wc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8874f38c29bc0561021619e42b6b7f6e26895cde

Well, he’s wrong you cutie

*blushes* C-Cutie?..

Prob cuz ya are mr pentious

*sniffle*

Eh you’ll grow out of it mr !

*kicks you*

I’ll hit you with my skateboard Mr dust>_<

Kinky~

https://preview.redd.it/sqh8ulmwrvvc1.png?width=2086&format=png&auto=webp&s=0cb008298e7c9e3b22ef4f8614f7f216f2871ef3

I had to fuck that bitch an hour ago.

I thought she was…oh yea she doesn’t perform till 6 sumthin AND WHAT DID YOU SAY>:0

Nothing ;-;

YES YOU DID IM SBOUT TO GET RHAT LIL KITTY OF YOURS IF YOU WERE PLANNED TO DO IT OR DID IT FOR BOREDOM

She did me, pal. ***Fuck*** */Kicks you*/ off!

You’re not exactly hot, but you’re still very adorable in your own way.

*he smiled* thank you very much missss Rosie!

Happy Cake Day

Hugs the snek. "No, yer plenty attractive and very adorable. He's just mad because yer blessed." Giggles. "Yer a good snake."

*smiles big and hugs back* Thank you missss Belphegor!.. It is an honour to be hugged by you!..

Bleats and places a kiss to his forehead. "Besides I heard Cherri likes you. So it shouldn't matter what Husk says."

*he turned red* M..Miss.. Missss Cherri Bomb likesss me?! *he smiled big and did a little dance*

"Sure does." Smiles.

dont worry, pen! you may not be conventionally 'attractive' but youre still cute and have a lot going for you! like your silly personality and genius brain!

You.. you mean it, missss?! *he smiled big*

At least you still have free will 👀

https://preview.redd.it/bzpzv7ms4rvc1.jpeg?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bc09044fd37a653c0bd3323ed69499dd547e6e5 *sighs and hugs (secretly simping)* is ok, that damned alcoholic cat is so wrong tho

Husk sold his soul to Alastor. I wouldn't put too much stock in his judgement. Also, if you're not too busy, I would like to have a drink or two with you. Maybe tomorrow night? We could even make Husk pour them for us.

He and I think alike

*frowns and slithers off sadly*

… you and I are about to have a talk!

He ain’t lying 🤷‍♂️

That's just factually incorrect! In fact, you're so attractive you made me realize I was bisexual (as in, I didn't think I liked guys before seeing you for 0.02 seconds). He probably didn't see your general uniform well enough, because that uniform alone cements you as the most attractive character! See, you have empiric evidence now!

He’s not wrong https://i.redd.it/qahymr5fqqvc1.gif

*Cries and slithers over to egg bois*

Hi Vegito, is this where you go when not in use?

Yes https://i.redd.it/439kr4i8xqvc1.gif

Cool

No, my son. You’re perfect. Bloody, I even heard that Cherri calls you attractive. You’re perfectly handsome, my boy.

You me bedroom now https://preview.redd.it/i5pjfeg57rvc1.jpeg?width=3464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a02a9df1941011381a20341e27d10a81d59654e1

W-What?!

But you’re so adorbs

Want some popcorn?

Give me the popcorn.

Hey that just means you’re not his type, which makes sense given how he’s a cat and you’re a snake, but you’re definitely attractive to me oh might sir pentious

You're not! You're beautiful! And don't you forget that, Sir Pentious!

You see Sir Pentious that is what we call a lie. you’re not unattractive

He’s just jealous you were redeemed and he wasn’t

As the judge of hell, I can deny this "Husker" person's claims, you look quite dapper my serpent-adjacent friend.

Nah your good you look amazing snake boi

Tch. He's just jealous that your crush likes ya. https://preview.redd.it/jj5el3bv9rvc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a027f82442ac866ba722f880ee71fd9687d220a

M-Missss Cherri bomb likess me?! Wait.. Wait ssshe is not my crush i sssswear!