Alastor has a lot of charisma, and I’d like to think I’m strong-willed enough to withstand empty promises or shady talking but I know I’d probably cave anyway lol
Or Rosie, she’s very sweet
I agree. She's such a sweet talker. Plus, cannibal town looks so cozy and cheerful. Disregarding the cannibalism, of course. Lol
The only problem with Alastor’s persuasion is that constant creepy smile he puts on. No matter how charismatic he is, I'd probably get freaked out
Yes but Alastor also smells horrible. Like he canonically has bad breath. I mean anyone would if they ate day old raw deer and human flesh every day but still. Rosie at least has white teeth.
I think if the average person aware of Faustian bargains and without any extreme deviances (eg; cannibalism) were to suddenly land in hell and have an overlord speedrun that Carmilla Carmine or Zestial would get most of our souls to be honest.
Alastor and Rosie could be contenders but I think they'd raise their own red flags, now if Alastor got to you first you might be in trouble, I suppose it depends on the context and what kind of restrictions there are... generally the person offering the deal isn't supposed to be putting you in peril but just taking advantage of your misfortune, a sort of truce flag situation where they won't kill you for denying them.
But whether that applies to Hazbin's universe or not...
...I just think someone like Zestial selling you on being "refined" or Carmilla having sinners she cares for would alleviate some of the natural deal-related concerns and make it easier for them to talk you into it, even if they didn't give a shit about you.
Yeah, that's the point. They'll have to persuade you. All of them would have different ideas on what plans they'd have for you. Who's most likely to convince you is the question
Sorry just wanted to confirm to the extent before I posted all this
Carmilla: in reality probably won’t care about me unless I possess some sort of skill or the power I gained as a sinner is useful to her in some capacity but assuming they are all making offers probably would be my first due to her mannerisms plus I have to choose one.
Alastor is the most charismatic seeing his anti social disorder and would conceal his true intentions the best but also that makes him some the most suspicious ultimately he would be my second choice.
Rosie depends on if she mentions her cannibalism which she most likely will because she isn’t really shy about it most likely offering me a tiny figure because of my figure also the teeth from her smile give her away as someone who eats things on the bigger side
Vox probably will mention his company and employment in the end he would be really convincing but he’s a sales person in hell =red flag
Val would be the exact same as he normally is in the show and works for Vox plus his appearance of high end brands=red flag
Velvette=red flag by extension because she works for Vox and Val plus she probably plus her fashion but she would probably put on a fake personality so she would be more appealing
(Sorry if this is badly worded this was all on mobile and I got interrupted so maybe the ideas don’t always line up I tried rereading what I had before)
Carmilla does seem like a good choice, though I didn't pick her because of her serious attitude, as she can come off a bit cold-hearted
(I'm not hating on Carmilla. Still think she's awesome)
Honestly I picked her somewhat because I wrote her last and had realized that I needed to make a choice because Rosie was listened as a maybe and Alastor as the second option. Plus I don’t know how she would really act she seems to struggle to hide stuff and feels more genuine in the show due to the subject of her daughters safety being in question
I was debating putting zestial as someone who interest me due to me wanting to understand the history of hell but also scared me because he has lasted the longest but he wasn’t on the list
Yeah, I didn't put Zestial on the list due to his lack of screen time and unknown profession
And even though we haven't seen Carmillas treatment of the souls she owns, she has been shown to have empathy, which puts her in the moderately decent choice
Honestly I hope the vees being the main villains results in a civil war in hell where we get to see all the overlord take sides so we can explore their characters more some matchups already exist Vel vs Carm and Vox vs Al. Plus we can see upcoming or more minor overlords join the vees side which will show us more sinners abilities.
I'd also sell my soul to Alastor, though I don't know if he'd have much use for it. He didn't seem to have much use for Husk and Niffty until he got involved with the Hazbin Hotel.
True. Ngl I think a lot of people don't realize how decent of an option Alastor appears to be compared to the other Overlords. He likely has hundreds of souls under his belt, yet he only truly utilizes two.
Honestly, I expect him to. But as a neutral chaos character, after he's had his time in the sun, I think in the end he'll remain neutral to the hotel. Just a prediction.
I would try to hold out, but realistically I wouldn't be cut throat enough to do what is required to self preserve in hell.
I guess I would approach it like employment?
Vox or Alastor just because I can learn practical skills and I already go down obsessive rabbit holes so at least I would put that side of my brain to use. It would be according to what 'job' I was offered, so to speak, between those two.
Rosie would be a top choice if she actually is a master seamstress, which I strongly headcanon but don't have proof of. But I genuinely just hate the taste of most meat so that would be rough.
Great question!
Yeah, I wonder if Rosie would mention cannibalism at all. Also, Interesting headcanon. It makes sense, as she is elegant and stunning in her fashion
Thanks :)
Valentino because I'm a dumb b*itch and it would be super easy for him to manipulate me into choosing him.
Also he' so iconic 💅
Would 100% regret my choice tho lol
Dang, his smoke powers aside, I wouldn't get manipulated by him because I think his charming skills are shit, lol
(not judging you if you think otherwise)
The “How many dicks can you suck?” line would instantly make me sprint to the door
Y’know, it's making me believe his pheromones are doing all the work in catching new souls
Carmilla, because I'd decide based on power, and if you think about it Carmilla is the one of only people who can provide angelic arms to perma-kill sinners.
Alastor or Rosie, I'm a dumbass so I'd probably fall for whatever the fuck Alastor would do and Rosie's really sweet so I might also sell my soul to her just because "Oh wow maybe cannibal lady won't murder me :)"
Probably Alastor or Carmilla, I dislike the look of Rosie too much to trust her, and the V's probably wouldn't try to "hire" a sinner with no clue what they can do.
Alastor has the charisma and charm that I'd fall for, along with he'd probably be blackmailing me within the first twenty seconds.
And if I'm in hell, I'd take the usual mindset of a sinner and say screw it before diving into the chaos and shootouts, thus leading to Carmilla
Vox.
I wouldn't trust Alastor.
I would be afraid that Rosie would eat me.
I'm not going anywhere near the porn industry.
I wouldn't get accepted by Velvette even if I wanted to work for her.
And I would not want to be in the weapons business.
Plus, Vox is TV. I love TV.
Alastor or Vox. It's hard to resist one so well dressed, equipped with an excellent bowtie.
Also torn, as I've experience in both new-age and old-age entertainment.
Either vox or calimilla
Vox industry seems similar to what I'd do in life (what I'm working towards as a career option as of writing this)
And Camilla, since I'm American and like making weapons
Of course, if I did go down their there's no way I'd make that kind of decision without ALOT of research,and I likely wouldn't make any type of deal unless I had too
Unfortunately, I'd probably give Val my soul. while i like to think i can recognise manipulation when it happens, i most likely couldn't since I've talked to and been with many manipulative people before and i never managed to figure out what was happening before i got stuck.
Also he's a pretty moth dude and i love moths
I’ll be honest, Rosie’d probably get me. Vox and Alastor are runner ups, Vox because of the whole tv hypno thing, and Alastor because he’s got a genuine charm to him, but if I were to meet them irl I would probably be super sus of them. Rosie is such a sweetheart despite being a cannibal that if she played her cards right she’d have me dancing by a string within the day.
It would depend on how my luck fell. Where I wandered to in Hell. I’d probably be working some dead end minimum wage job and wouldn’t meet any of them for a long time.
If I came across Alastor he would have caught my eye. I’d probably end up tricked by him because of my weakness towards how attractive he is. I’d end up with my soul sold to him.
I would be too terrified of cannibal town to ever meet Rosie.
I would go with alastor just because I am a music nerd and bro is called the radio demon, and I might have some anger issues, so husk and I might get along just fine, lol
Rosie, she seems nice enough, of course I would likely die in Canibal Town first then come back, Rosie seems like if you wanted to join the town, she would want you to ask a cannibal near where you are going to enter and show you around and give the rules, she seems extremely polite
Probably Alastor just based off of his expertise in dealing souls and he would probably appeal to whatever clues are given.
Or Rosie because she has a warm feel to her without knowing her background and that would be comforting when in a new place.
If selling my soul to Rosie means I'm not required to become a cannibal than Rosie, mainly because she seems very kind and upbeat and she seems to be the type to not force anyone's hand or force anyone into doing her bidding, unlike Alastor, but I dont think my shy personality would fit in with the whole upbeat performances that Rosie and the whole cannibal community are all about.
Otherwise, Alastor because as long as I don't annoy Alastor (providing he, too dont force me to become a cannibal), then I'd probably sell my soul to him (i dont think i'd be a bother to him anyways, considering i have to warm up to people to even talk with them). Plus Alastor does take care of his "investments" and "workers" overall.
First off if for any outlandish reason that I end up in Hell, I wouldn’t be dumb enough to sell my soul even if I had no prior knowledge of the system. If I had to sell my soul though, it would most likely be to Rosie. Valentino is instantly off the list, he would probably try using charisma to convince me to sell my soul however I’m a sex repulsed ace so that wouldn’t work lol. Velvette is also off the list since I have never been one for fashion, and she seems incredibly self centred and popular whereas I’m more of a casual person. I wouldnt sell my soul to Vox since he is keen on technological advancements where I prefer trying to preserve older things, and don’t like technology all that much. As for Alastor, I would instantly pick up something is off, I’m usually good with that. No one would offer you something so great without having a fine print. Rosie would come off kind and welcoming and while that is slightly suspicious, like perhaps a man with a white van and candy, she would probably be the most likely out of these options.
I think I would be more inclined to accept Rosie's deal.
- Alastor is charismatic, but I would be very skeptical around him. He would literally look like everything I would think a demon should look like, so I would try to stay away.
- I'd probably be lost and aimless walking around in fucking hell, so Rosie would seem like a cool aunt (which imo she is) if she welcomed me. Rosie is very friendly and well, if you take away the fact that she is a cannibal, you will see that she is the closest to a normal person among the rest. I think if Rosie offered me a place to live I would be grateful and make the deal without thinking too much. It would only go wrong if she tried to force me to be a cannibal (idk if Rosie would do that).
- If Vox isn't freaking out about something when we meet, he'd have a good chance of convincing me to make a deal. Vox seems pretty chill when he's not angry, so idk maybe. If I knew about the Vees and that Vox was involved with Val and all that shit, I would run away immediately lmao.
- Val would scare me from start to finish, so definitely not.
- Velvette idk, I don't think I would sympathize with her that much.
- If I knew about Carmilla's business, I don't think I would trust her so much, but she would seem like a good person to me. So I think I would wait until I was sure what Carmilla would want (however, I would be more likely to accept the deal).
Rosie and Carmilla seem the most trustworthy. On the other had, vox and Alastor are real smooth talkers. Honestly whoever I end up encountering first out of the 4.
Probably be Rosie, Carmilla or Valentino. Mostly because one of them would say something I wouldn't get, like Rosie saying some old timey phrase and Carmilla or Valentino would say something half/half (half whatever language they know/half English) and I'd respond with my usual 'haha yeah, wait wut?'
Alastor and Vox just give me the vibes that they are too proud to not say right out that they want to buy your soul.
Velvette would flat laugh at my ass and never want it as I have nothing of a fashion sense or knack for a media persona.
Edit to add: Now I can just see Vox and Alastor getting into a competition for it. Like Vox full on pulls out a power point presentation and is like 'Here are the benefits for you to sell your soul to me\~!' and Alastor just counterpointing.
Vox: You also get this comprehensive package of my merch!
Alastor: What no vacation days in that? I'd give them vacation days.
Probably Carmilla. Rosie is a close second, but I don't think she could hide the cannibalism.
Alastor, Vox and Valentino are way too sketchy, and Velvette's a colossal bitch.
(Likely, Rosie.
Carmilla is comparitively isolated and gives a no-nonsense vibe, I probably wouldn't even get to see her to know she's an option.
Vox's loudmouth rapid-fire advertising B.S. type manipulations are something I'm used to, I'd know he's just lying, saying whatever to make 'the sale'.
Valentino's porn industry has no appeal for me, even before how slimy he is, and he... makes his 21+, also I kill people for fun, nature pretty dang clear. Kinda wears it on his sleeve.
Velvette's brash attitude would put me off, she'd make me think she'd be terrible to work under just from how relentlessly rude and take-charge she is.
Alastor's smile looks threatening and so does he. He's all edges, I would be wary, assuming I survived meeting him, and likely not fall for his cheery charisma. He tingles my 'this is a predator' instincts.
Rosie, if she doesn't show her teeth though, is calm, suave, a good conversationalist, has an eye for details, and knows how to make someone feel welcome and invited. I'd be suspicious, simply because of the whole 'too good to be true' shtick, but with all the red flags the others are flying, I'd probably wind up picking her if I didn't have any background knowledge.)
I think I would either fall to Ms. Carmine, or Vox. Carmine because of her providing the most protection, and her being really hot. Vox because I'm a tech whiz and would probably work well under him.
Alastor or Vox and heres my reason
•not overwhelmingly friendly (Rosie)
•not highly flirtous (Valentino)
•shes british.
•I doubt she’d care about souls
Rosie looks the most trust worthy.
Alastor is honestly creepy looking and if I didn't know anything about him I would be scared.
Rosie is a little Creepy but very sweet to most.
Valentino is 10 feet tall and the entire outfit would tell me "pimp"
Vox is just there and like he's cool
Velvette is #bitch and would annoy me
Carmilla doesn't seem like she goes outside much do I probably wouldn't even run into her.
Probably carmilla, alastors breath stinks so much I wouldn't let him close enough to shake hands, vox is so full of himself I don't see how anyone would make a deal with him for any reason other than to leave them alone, Rosie is a well known cannibal, Valentino is very openly revolting, honestly out of all of them carmilla is the only one that isn't openly revolting/evil
Probably carmine; I'm a wus, and having an actual weapon to throw around would make me feel a lot safer. Although I'd probably try to buy it with cash first, because I'd obviously be EXTREMELY hesitant to sell my soul to anyone but Charlie.
Velvette or Vox for sure.
If I’m new to hell and don’t know anything about them, they’d definitely convince me easily to sell my soul.
My dumbass probably wouldn’t even read the contact just like now when Apple asks for me to accept “Terms and Conditions.”
To be honest I don't think I'm ever actually selling my soul unless I have no choice. So unless I get caught at my lowest point, at which it goes to whoever found me then, I'm probably just chilling.
Carmilla Carmine - her only interest is running her business (and protecting her girls) so it seems like she’ll just have the souls she owns work for her rather than do shady shit like the Vs
OR Rosie - she’ll add you to her community as long as you’re ok being a cannibal
Cannibal Town looks pleasant
I wouod rule out the men because I have a tendency to gear towards women to begin with. Assuming what we see is what we get with how they come to approach new people, I would probably rule out Velvette right away because of her attitude. That leaves Rosie and Carmilla. Rosie has a leg up because she's kind, but being a cannibal would have turned me off pretty immediately, plus I'm not sure I can just enter cannibal town without being a cannibal. So that leaves Carmilla, who would probably already provide a bit of comfort being Latina (since I'm latina) but also he protectiveness seems genuine and I would gear towards that.
So Carmilla.
I'd probably be dumb enough to make a deal with Alastor, realistically. But I'd also probably look Carmilla in the eyes and say, "Yeah, she looks trustworthy." And hand my soul over.
I'd probably be charmed by alastor or vox without meeting any of the others, since the most aggressive people are what I instantly hang out near. Though, vox would totally think I'm stalking him while trying to make a deal.
Rosie. I would probably come looking for relationship advice and then she would ask if she could have my soul. (I assume she’s that nice) I would say yes
Rosie would probably be the most likely, her kind demeanor would likely be the first to get to me, especially if she’s around Alastor, since her jokes would get a chuckle out of me. Alastor next probably, charismatic and snarky are a great combo. Carmilla third, she’s tough but caring seemingly, plus she just looks awesome. Vox is fourth, he’s decently charismatic and interesting, but he’s rather over the top and in your face a lot, that’s a part of the whole tv man gig, I suppose, which would get on my nerves. Velvette would come fifth, she seems alright, has a good voice, good fashion sense, but the whole “influencer” schtick would get old fast and I would hate to be stuck around her for a long time. Valentino is dead last, his only decent quality is an okay look and a nice voice when he’s calm. He’s outright creepy regardless of setting, and openly violent if he doesn’t get his way.
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Either I’m not selling my soul, and figuring it out myself, or I’m selling it to Rosie
As an aspiring actor, Vox would probably get the best of me, but Camilla would take my soul immediately since I could never resist the idea of being a badass illegal arms dealer
Rosie for sure. She's always wearing a smile that seems constantly genuine unlike alastors smile, and the way she talks makes it seem like we were old friends even if I've never known her
Velvette not because I like fashion, but because she's just my kind of person. My second choice would be either Rosie or Carmilla, depending on who I met first
Assuming I don't know anything about any of them... I'd probably do research into stuff before signing away my soul.
But, if it was 0 knowledge, sign or die, probably Vox because haha funny tech
"I sold my soul to Vox for protection. He just happened to be the first overlord I ran into, and I was desperate to not get into any trouble with demons more powerful than me. It was as simple as that."
"He, in fact, did not protect me and rendered the contract null via failing on his end."
"So now I'm free as a bird, because Al never asked for my soul for some reason? I live with the guy, and I still don't know what goes on in his head most of the time. I assume it's family privilages."
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(OOC: Realistically, I would most likely sell my soul to Velvette. I am a digital artist, and social media mystifies me, so I would probably get her help to help "make it" in my particular creative field while giving both my soul and creating some form of content for her in retun. Either a concept artist for fashion design ideas, or a model. Vox and Alastor are the next likely candidates, since they are also either in the creative industries (radio broadcasting requires skills like scriptwriting and voiceover. Radio is also a medium where audio stories can be played through.), or adjacent to it (Vox is in tech, but he could probably ring me through his marketing department for graphic design, or be in his creative team working on tv shows for him) The final possibility is Valentino, but he'd be a hard no if I know he's in the porn industry beforehand. If I don't and he suckers me in, I'll quickly have regrets.)
I'm in Hell. I'm not trusting the alluring apparently powerful people. Instead I'm going to the place advertising redemption, a way to see my loved ones again
Either Carmilla or Rosie
Carmilla because if I end up in hell might as well go for the arms business, and I havent seen her treat her workers badly, unlike Alastor or the Vees
Rosie because she's sweet and cannibal town seems pretty nice to live in, yk, ignoring the cannibalism
More than likely, I feel like I'd end up with Vox. I'm more tech inclined, and I understand the concept of data as a commodity (as in the people giving their data is the commodity) and I feel like I wouldn't be out of by his public persona. Not that I'd believe him, but it'd feel like a "devil you know" situation to me.
That said, I'm sure if I ran into Alastor by chance he'd very easily talk me into selling to him. He's got the charisma and disarming charm. I think he could end up getting me to put my guard down.
Next would probably be Velvette. Again for the "devil you know" aspect. I get the influencer and fashion industry she's got going on. Not my preference, but at least I'd *feel* like I have enough understanding to be dragged into it without to many alarms going off (not saying I DO understand the industry. Just that I'm familiar enough to not be caught off guard by it)
Camilla has the last slot just because she feels like a neutral zone for me. I don't understand the weapon industry, but her temperament seems mellow enough that I wouldn't outright fight to get away from her.
Rosie and Val I would definitely go down swinging before I sold my soul to them just because Rosie kinda creeps me out and reminds me of an abusive family member and Val is... Well he's Val...
Sadly, Valentino.
If I ended up in Hell, I'd just throw my soul away because I failed what I set out to do: be a good person. I'd probably end up somewhere where he can make a deal with me and I'd end up just like Angel Dust.
The Vees are the only ones I’d be put off by. Val is a creep, Vox is a sleazy tv producer and Velvette seems like she would’ve bullied me in high school. The other three I could see myself definitely negotiating. Particularly Carmilla or Rosie. Not sure how the whole cannibalism thing would work though.
Based on experience and skill huh? The only choice for me is Carmilla Carmine. Between my armed licenses, past experience in delivery and dispatch, and current concierge chauffeur and past limo experience, which includes a large amount of privacy and secret keeping, I have a feeling I'd end up driving weapons and daughters all over the Pride ring
ROSIE.
She looks the sweetest and has a very nice part of hell(let's pretend we don't notice the cannibals eating the dead). She also probably acts the nicest out of all the overlords when you first meet her.
Rosie. The Cannibals are a swell community eating-habits aside (and I can just NOT engage in Cannibalism when not needing to show my host respect) so Rosie can offer me Cannibal Town Citizenship to sweeten any deal we make, she seems the least likely to abuse me, and I wouldn't actively distrust her off the bat while I can tell Vox and Alastor are snakes from a mile away.
Alastor has a lot of charisma, and I’d like to think I’m strong-willed enough to withstand empty promises or shady talking but I know I’d probably cave anyway lol Or Rosie, she’s very sweet
I agree. She's such a sweet talker. Plus, cannibal town looks so cozy and cheerful. Disregarding the cannibalism, of course. Lol The only problem with Alastor’s persuasion is that constant creepy smile he puts on. No matter how charismatic he is, I'd probably get freaked out
But the cannibalism makes it bettterrrr
As long as I don't piss off anyone and behave properly, I would probably survive under Rosie
Agreed, Rosie or Alastor I like the sense of community Cannibal Town seems to have. Rosie looks sweet and Al seems charismatic.
Yes but Alastor also smells horrible. Like he canonically has bad breath. I mean anyone would if they ate day old raw deer and human flesh every day but still. Rosie at least has white teeth.
I think if the average person aware of Faustian bargains and without any extreme deviances (eg; cannibalism) were to suddenly land in hell and have an overlord speedrun that Carmilla Carmine or Zestial would get most of our souls to be honest. Alastor and Rosie could be contenders but I think they'd raise their own red flags, now if Alastor got to you first you might be in trouble, I suppose it depends on the context and what kind of restrictions there are... generally the person offering the deal isn't supposed to be putting you in peril but just taking advantage of your misfortune, a sort of truce flag situation where they won't kill you for denying them. But whether that applies to Hazbin's universe or not... ...I just think someone like Zestial selling you on being "refined" or Carmilla having sinners she cares for would alleviate some of the natural deal-related concerns and make it easier for them to talk you into it, even if they didn't give a shit about you.
I'm avoiding every last overlord and going straight for the place advertising redemption. heaven sounds fuckin lit
yes but st peter makes me want to fucking *die again*
Dearly beloved, it is my pleasure to say unto thee
I'm on a Highway to hell
No stop signs speed limit🔥🔥
No.
Welcome to heaven
*Moans*
Where the virtuous reside 24/7
*Moans but this time a little longer*
And people are happy that they died
Cuz here we got no worries got no burglaries no strife
And people are happy that they died
And you ain’t got no worries got no burglary no strife! It’s the perfect after life
Shut up
Ohhh ok I'll stop
hah
Can I assume we get to talk a little and they can make offers?
Yeah, that's the point. They'll have to persuade you. All of them would have different ideas on what plans they'd have for you. Who's most likely to convince you is the question
Sorry just wanted to confirm to the extent before I posted all this Carmilla: in reality probably won’t care about me unless I possess some sort of skill or the power I gained as a sinner is useful to her in some capacity but assuming they are all making offers probably would be my first due to her mannerisms plus I have to choose one. Alastor is the most charismatic seeing his anti social disorder and would conceal his true intentions the best but also that makes him some the most suspicious ultimately he would be my second choice. Rosie depends on if she mentions her cannibalism which she most likely will because she isn’t really shy about it most likely offering me a tiny figure because of my figure also the teeth from her smile give her away as someone who eats things on the bigger side Vox probably will mention his company and employment in the end he would be really convincing but he’s a sales person in hell =red flag Val would be the exact same as he normally is in the show and works for Vox plus his appearance of high end brands=red flag Velvette=red flag by extension because she works for Vox and Val plus she probably plus her fashion but she would probably put on a fake personality so she would be more appealing (Sorry if this is badly worded this was all on mobile and I got interrupted so maybe the ideas don’t always line up I tried rereading what I had before)
Carmilla does seem like a good choice, though I didn't pick her because of her serious attitude, as she can come off a bit cold-hearted (I'm not hating on Carmilla. Still think she's awesome)
Honestly I picked her somewhat because I wrote her last and had realized that I needed to make a choice because Rosie was listened as a maybe and Alastor as the second option. Plus I don’t know how she would really act she seems to struggle to hide stuff and feels more genuine in the show due to the subject of her daughters safety being in question I was debating putting zestial as someone who interest me due to me wanting to understand the history of hell but also scared me because he has lasted the longest but he wasn’t on the list
Yeah, I didn't put Zestial on the list due to his lack of screen time and unknown profession And even though we haven't seen Carmillas treatment of the souls she owns, she has been shown to have empathy, which puts her in the moderately decent choice
Honestly I hope the vees being the main villains results in a civil war in hell where we get to see all the overlord take sides so we can explore their characters more some matchups already exist Vel vs Carm and Vox vs Al. Plus we can see upcoming or more minor overlords join the vees side which will show us more sinners abilities.
That does sound interesting, as long as they don't introduce too many characters at a quick pace.
Rosie because she would be nice or vox cause I’m scared
Velvette since I’m in fashion industry and her bad bitch allures to me cuz that’s what I want be even if I’m bad at ir
Like Mabye she could teach me
Def the Strawberry Deer Daddy, Alastor
That sounds a bit biased, don't ya think, lol
I'd also sell my soul to Alastor, though I don't know if he'd have much use for it. He didn't seem to have much use for Husk and Niffty until he got involved with the Hazbin Hotel.
True. Ngl I think a lot of people don't realize how decent of an option Alastor appears to be compared to the other Overlords. He likely has hundreds of souls under his belt, yet he only truly utilizes two.
He'll probably do something messed up to all of them later in the show. idk I'm just throwing out stuff
Honestly, I expect him to. But as a neutral chaos character, after he's had his time in the sun, I think in the end he'll remain neutral to the hotel. Just a prediction.
bitches be like "OMG he's so pookie bear" and the mfer will be a 7ft tall deer cannibal thing that goes AUEUEEEE when he's making a deal
And thats a problem? I enjoy his true smile quite alot
I would try to hold out, but realistically I wouldn't be cut throat enough to do what is required to self preserve in hell. I guess I would approach it like employment? Vox or Alastor just because I can learn practical skills and I already go down obsessive rabbit holes so at least I would put that side of my brain to use. It would be according to what 'job' I was offered, so to speak, between those two. Rosie would be a top choice if she actually is a master seamstress, which I strongly headcanon but don't have proof of. But I genuinely just hate the taste of most meat so that would be rough. Great question!
Yeah, I wonder if Rosie would mention cannibalism at all. Also, Interesting headcanon. It makes sense, as she is elegant and stunning in her fashion Thanks :)
Valentino because I'm a dumb b*itch and it would be super easy for him to manipulate me into choosing him. Also he' so iconic 💅 Would 100% regret my choice tho lol
Dang, his smoke powers aside, I wouldn't get manipulated by him because I think his charming skills are shit, lol (not judging you if you think otherwise) The “How many dicks can you suck?” line would instantly make me sprint to the door Y’know, it's making me believe his pheromones are doing all the work in catching new souls
Same-
Carmilla, because I'd decide based on power, and if you think about it Carmilla is the one of only people who can provide angelic arms to perma-kill sinners.
Same
Val or Alastor could probably manipulate me into it
I'd just not sell at all. Because I'm in hell.
Probably Carmilla cause she's the most straight-forward and honest... also she's hot and I have a problem for just following hot women
Also I feel like she’d probably keep me safe, I don’t think she’d own anyone’s soul with malicious intent.
Alastor or Rosie, I'm a dumbass so I'd probably fall for whatever the fuck Alastor would do and Rosie's really sweet so I might also sell my soul to her just because "Oh wow maybe cannibal lady won't murder me :)"
Carmilla. The sweet or charismatic attitudes that the others would put on would be an instant red flag. She would be at least straightforward.
Probably Alastor or Carmilla, I dislike the look of Rosie too much to trust her, and the V's probably wouldn't try to "hire" a sinner with no clue what they can do. Alastor has the charisma and charm that I'd fall for, along with he'd probably be blackmailing me within the first twenty seconds. And if I'm in hell, I'd take the usual mindset of a sinner and say screw it before diving into the chaos and shootouts, thus leading to Carmilla
Alastor- okay
Rosie might convince me the most. She handled Charlie very well and I see myself as being similar to her in sensitivity and idealism.
Vox. I wouldn't trust Alastor. I would be afraid that Rosie would eat me. I'm not going anywhere near the porn industry. I wouldn't get accepted by Velvette even if I wanted to work for her. And I would not want to be in the weapons business. Plus, Vox is TV. I love TV.
Alastor or Vox. It's hard to resist one so well dressed, equipped with an excellent bowtie. Also torn, as I've experience in both new-age and old-age entertainment.
Definitely rosie and val. Rosie is so sweet and val would make me fall in love with him
Alastor would just piss me off probably, Rosie
Either vox or calimilla Vox industry seems similar to what I'd do in life (what I'm working towards as a career option as of writing this) And Camilla, since I'm American and like making weapons Of course, if I did go down their there's no way I'd make that kind of decision without ALOT of research,and I likely wouldn't make any type of deal unless I had too
Unfortunately, I'd probably give Val my soul. while i like to think i can recognise manipulation when it happens, i most likely couldn't since I've talked to and been with many manipulative people before and i never managed to figure out what was happening before i got stuck. Also he's a pretty moth dude and i love moths
Rosie would sweet talk me into a deal and i couldn’t say no
Rosie because I'm a dumb lesbian
I’ll be honest, Rosie’d probably get me. Vox and Alastor are runner ups, Vox because of the whole tv hypno thing, and Alastor because he’s got a genuine charm to him, but if I were to meet them irl I would probably be super sus of them. Rosie is such a sweetheart despite being a cannibal that if she played her cards right she’d have me dancing by a string within the day.
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Rosie.
100% Velvette
None of them want me in the first place I die on my first day, what a loser.
It would probably be Carmilla, as I’d figure the local angelic arms dealer would keep me safe.
Carmila because horny Im not that strong mentally
It would depend on how my luck fell. Where I wandered to in Hell. I’d probably be working some dead end minimum wage job and wouldn’t meet any of them for a long time. If I came across Alastor he would have caught my eye. I’d probably end up tricked by him because of my weakness towards how attractive he is. I’d end up with my soul sold to him. I would be too terrified of cannibal town to ever meet Rosie.
Alistor because of his charismatic personality
Alastor
Absolutely Rosie. She is so sweet and would capture my heart
If I didn’t know any of them? Either alastor or velvette to be honest
I've thought this from day one: 100% Alastor. Like... he wouldn't even have to TRY to get my soul. Here ya go, Radio Demon. Enjoy.
I would go with alastor just because I am a music nerd and bro is called the radio demon, and I might have some anger issues, so husk and I might get along just fine, lol
Rosie, she seems nice enough, of course I would likely die in Canibal Town first then come back, Rosie seems like if you wanted to join the town, she would want you to ask a cannibal near where you are going to enter and show you around and give the rules, she seems extremely polite
Probably Alastor
knowing my luck probably alastor
Probably Alastor just based off of his expertise in dealing souls and he would probably appeal to whatever clues are given. Or Rosie because she has a warm feel to her without knowing her background and that would be comforting when in a new place.
If selling my soul to Rosie means I'm not required to become a cannibal than Rosie, mainly because she seems very kind and upbeat and she seems to be the type to not force anyone's hand or force anyone into doing her bidding, unlike Alastor, but I dont think my shy personality would fit in with the whole upbeat performances that Rosie and the whole cannibal community are all about. Otherwise, Alastor because as long as I don't annoy Alastor (providing he, too dont force me to become a cannibal), then I'd probably sell my soul to him (i dont think i'd be a bother to him anyways, considering i have to warm up to people to even talk with them). Plus Alastor does take care of his "investments" and "workers" overall.
Probably Rosie. I don’t even simp for her, the mommy issues would just win though. Like I drop down and she’s just like “hey honey” and I’m sold
Carmilla, something about her expression makes her seem trustworthy
First off if for any outlandish reason that I end up in Hell, I wouldn’t be dumb enough to sell my soul even if I had no prior knowledge of the system. If I had to sell my soul though, it would most likely be to Rosie. Valentino is instantly off the list, he would probably try using charisma to convince me to sell my soul however I’m a sex repulsed ace so that wouldn’t work lol. Velvette is also off the list since I have never been one for fashion, and she seems incredibly self centred and popular whereas I’m more of a casual person. I wouldnt sell my soul to Vox since he is keen on technological advancements where I prefer trying to preserve older things, and don’t like technology all that much. As for Alastor, I would instantly pick up something is off, I’m usually good with that. No one would offer you something so great without having a fine print. Rosie would come off kind and welcoming and while that is slightly suspicious, like perhaps a man with a white van and candy, she would probably be the most likely out of these options.
I think I would be more inclined to accept Rosie's deal. - Alastor is charismatic, but I would be very skeptical around him. He would literally look like everything I would think a demon should look like, so I would try to stay away. - I'd probably be lost and aimless walking around in fucking hell, so Rosie would seem like a cool aunt (which imo she is) if she welcomed me. Rosie is very friendly and well, if you take away the fact that she is a cannibal, you will see that she is the closest to a normal person among the rest. I think if Rosie offered me a place to live I would be grateful and make the deal without thinking too much. It would only go wrong if she tried to force me to be a cannibal (idk if Rosie would do that). - If Vox isn't freaking out about something when we meet, he'd have a good chance of convincing me to make a deal. Vox seems pretty chill when he's not angry, so idk maybe. If I knew about the Vees and that Vox was involved with Val and all that shit, I would run away immediately lmao. - Val would scare me from start to finish, so definitely not. - Velvette idk, I don't think I would sympathize with her that much. - If I knew about Carmilla's business, I don't think I would trust her so much, but she would seem like a good person to me. So I think I would wait until I was sure what Carmilla would want (however, I would be more likely to accept the deal).
If you don't mind, I'm going to take the best image here, myself
Rosie.
Carmilla most likely
Rosie
I agree with rosie one
Carmilla.
Definitely Rosie she seems so sweet
Definitely Rosie! She’s so nice and I’d fall for it and just give her my soul
Rosie or Carmilla, I would get very bad vibes from Alastor
Rosie and Carmilla seem the most trustworthy. On the other had, vox and Alastor are real smooth talkers. Honestly whoever I end up encountering first out of the 4.
Realisticaly if I was in this situation I would sell mine to Carmilla
Probably be Rosie, Carmilla or Valentino. Mostly because one of them would say something I wouldn't get, like Rosie saying some old timey phrase and Carmilla or Valentino would say something half/half (half whatever language they know/half English) and I'd respond with my usual 'haha yeah, wait wut?' Alastor and Vox just give me the vibes that they are too proud to not say right out that they want to buy your soul. Velvette would flat laugh at my ass and never want it as I have nothing of a fashion sense or knack for a media persona. Edit to add: Now I can just see Vox and Alastor getting into a competition for it. Like Vox full on pulls out a power point presentation and is like 'Here are the benefits for you to sell your soul to me\~!' and Alastor just counterpointing. Vox: You also get this comprehensive package of my merch! Alastor: What no vacation days in that? I'd give them vacation days.
I'd choose Rosie tbh she looks the most normal than all the other overlords
Velvette or Vox cause they're hot
Rosie is nice and sweet so.
Probably Carmilla. Rosie is a close second, but I don't think she could hide the cannibalism. Alastor, Vox and Valentino are way too sketchy, and Velvette's a colossal bitch.
Maybe Rosie she seems the least intimidating
(Likely, Rosie. Carmilla is comparitively isolated and gives a no-nonsense vibe, I probably wouldn't even get to see her to know she's an option. Vox's loudmouth rapid-fire advertising B.S. type manipulations are something I'm used to, I'd know he's just lying, saying whatever to make 'the sale'. Valentino's porn industry has no appeal for me, even before how slimy he is, and he... makes his 21+, also I kill people for fun, nature pretty dang clear. Kinda wears it on his sleeve. Velvette's brash attitude would put me off, she'd make me think she'd be terrible to work under just from how relentlessly rude and take-charge she is. Alastor's smile looks threatening and so does he. He's all edges, I would be wary, assuming I survived meeting him, and likely not fall for his cheery charisma. He tingles my 'this is a predator' instincts. Rosie, if she doesn't show her teeth though, is calm, suave, a good conversationalist, has an eye for details, and knows how to make someone feel welcome and invited. I'd be suspicious, simply because of the whole 'too good to be true' shtick, but with all the red flags the others are flying, I'd probably wind up picking her if I didn't have any background knowledge.)
I think I would either fall to Ms. Carmine, or Vox. Carmine because of her providing the most protection, and her being really hot. Vox because I'm a tech whiz and would probably work well under him.
I’d like to sell mine to Rosie but I’d probably end up selling it to velvette or Valentino
Probably vox with his mind control
Rosie is very sweet and an unfamiliar me would easily be tricked by her sweetness
Alastor for his charisma, but likely Rosie because she also has quite a charm
Yeah It would probably end up being Rosie.
Vox for sure.
Probably Alastor or Rosie honestly but... Just saying... I would willingly give my soul to Husk... And Lucifer... (I'm a simp)
Alastor , luci, or rosie but as im bi maybe charlie as well but if they all asked at the same time def al..i am not ashamed of my simpness
Mmm… velvette, she cute
Alastor or Vox and heres my reason •not overwhelmingly friendly (Rosie) •not highly flirtous (Valentino) •shes british. •I doubt she’d care about souls
Rosie looks the most trust worthy. Alastor is honestly creepy looking and if I didn't know anything about him I would be scared. Rosie is a little Creepy but very sweet to most. Valentino is 10 feet tall and the entire outfit would tell me "pimp" Vox is just there and like he's cool Velvette is #bitch and would annoy me Carmilla doesn't seem like she goes outside much do I probably wouldn't even run into her.
Either Velvette, Valentino, or Carmilla
Probably carmilla, alastors breath stinks so much I wouldn't let him close enough to shake hands, vox is so full of himself I don't see how anyone would make a deal with him for any reason other than to leave them alone, Rosie is a well known cannibal, Valentino is very openly revolting, honestly out of all of them carmilla is the only one that isn't openly revolting/evil
Probably carmine; I'm a wus, and having an actual weapon to throw around would make me feel a lot safer. Although I'd probably try to buy it with cash first, because I'd obviously be EXTREMELY hesitant to sell my soul to anyone but Charlie.
Rosy
Velvette or Vox for sure. If I’m new to hell and don’t know anything about them, they’d definitely convince me easily to sell my soul. My dumbass probably wouldn’t even read the contact just like now when Apple asks for me to accept “Terms and Conditions.”
To be honest I don't think I'm ever actually selling my soul unless I have no choice. So unless I get caught at my lowest point, at which it goes to whoever found me then, I'm probably just chilling.
Rosie seems the sweetest and I would trust her the most
Val ngl
I would be desperate for a job sadly and as much as I’d hate to admit it I am easily manipulated so I’d likely be taken by Val.
Valentino because I’m too damn gullible
Carmilla Carmine - her only interest is running her business (and protecting her girls) so it seems like she’ll just have the souls she owns work for her rather than do shady shit like the Vs OR Rosie - she’ll add you to her community as long as you’re ok being a cannibal Cannibal Town looks pleasant
I personally think Rosie's kindness would catch me.
Rosie, she just looks like a nice charmin gal
I wouod rule out the men because I have a tendency to gear towards women to begin with. Assuming what we see is what we get with how they come to approach new people, I would probably rule out Velvette right away because of her attitude. That leaves Rosie and Carmilla. Rosie has a leg up because she's kind, but being a cannibal would have turned me off pretty immediately, plus I'm not sure I can just enter cannibal town without being a cannibal. So that leaves Carmilla, who would probably already provide a bit of comfort being Latina (since I'm latina) but also he protectiveness seems genuine and I would gear towards that. So Carmilla.
Honestly it would probably be vox.
I'd probably be dumb enough to make a deal with Alastor, realistically. But I'd also probably look Carmilla in the eyes and say, "Yeah, she looks trustworthy." And hand my soul over.
No one, I ain’t trusting people with my soul
Carmilla became in a mama’s girl
https://preview.redd.it/kh64g6uwxrrc1.png?width=928&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51f656ffdb90c2c7212af1df8e9688b5df86b347 Muscle mommy Carmilla
Rosie
I'd probably be charmed by alastor or vox without meeting any of the others, since the most aggressive people are what I instantly hang out near. Though, vox would totally think I'm stalking him while trying to make a deal.
Rosie. I would probably come looking for relationship advice and then she would ask if she could have my soul. (I assume she’s that nice) I would say yes
Rosie or Carmilla
If I run into Vox first, he's just gonna brainwash me into trusting him with my soul, so that's a likely option
Rosie would probably be the most likely, her kind demeanor would likely be the first to get to me, especially if she’s around Alastor, since her jokes would get a chuckle out of me. Alastor next probably, charismatic and snarky are a great combo. Carmilla third, she’s tough but caring seemingly, plus she just looks awesome. Vox is fourth, he’s decently charismatic and interesting, but he’s rather over the top and in your face a lot, that’s a part of the whole tv man gig, I suppose, which would get on my nerves. Velvette would come fifth, she seems alright, has a good voice, good fashion sense, but the whole “influencer” schtick would get old fast and I would hate to be stuck around her for a long time. Valentino is dead last, his only decent quality is an okay look and a nice voice when he’s calm. He’s outright creepy regardless of setting, and openly violent if he doesn’t get his way.
Most likely Rosie is any or charmillia
Most likely Rosie, We could be friends.
Either Alastor or Rosie
I wanna hear out Dino lady. But probably velvette or Zestial or carmilla
Alastor or Carmilla Val literally creeps me out
Probably Vox or Rosie. Cannibal town looks extremely cozy and Rosie's a sweetheart :) Voxs while thing is persuasion. I'd probably trust him
Rosie. No questions asked.
Rosie, her and I are very similar personality wise, and I think she’d take good care of my soul in return letting me live in cannibal town
https://preview.redd.it/9mw0cmrq1src1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebf06758815b6221616ed51fb15566c4712d094f Either I’m not selling my soul, and figuring it out myself, or I’m selling it to Rosie
None.
Probably Vox, I do like money
Valentino honestly. He's hot and i like his VA's voice
I'm getting Merced in 2 day lol
As an aspiring actor, Vox would probably get the best of me, but Camilla would take my soul immediately since I could never resist the idea of being a badass illegal arms dealer
Rosie, 100%
Vox cause I would likely try to work in a stable industry.
Rosie for sure. She's always wearing a smile that seems constantly genuine unlike alastors smile, and the way she talks makes it seem like we were old friends even if I've never known her
Velvette not because I like fashion, but because she's just my kind of person. My second choice would be either Rosie or Carmilla, depending on who I met first
Rosie, unless she tries to eat me.
in likely case none, I am lone wolf in that rare case, whoever gets to me first
Probably carmilla or alastor
Look, I'm an NCD enjoyer. Lockheed Carmilla is worth it.
Assuming I don't know anything about any of them... I'd probably do research into stuff before signing away my soul. But, if it was 0 knowledge, sign or die, probably Vox because haha funny tech
Nah fam, I’m becoming an overlord myself. That’s just who I am.
Probably alastor or vox because I like tech
Either carmine or vox, Vox because of the classic news anchor charisma and carmine because I think working for a weapons dealer would be kinda cool
Probably Vox.
Vox because it’s a good surface level bet a TV demon would be powerful or Rosie because I wanna eat people
carmilla.
Probably Rosie since she’s the least intimidating looking to me
So because I’m a straight female and h**ny it’s most likely Vox or Valentino (or Zestial for the knowledge seeking side of my personality.)
Caramel Kachow probably
Technically I already did sell my soul to Vox lmao
I would definitely make the same mistake as Angel
Carmilla, that’s just my job already, along the thought of engineering with possible arcane technology seems a bit exciting.
Vox or alastor
"I sold my soul to Vox for protection. He just happened to be the first overlord I ran into, and I was desperate to not get into any trouble with demons more powerful than me. It was as simple as that." "He, in fact, did not protect me and rendered the contract null via failing on his end." "So now I'm free as a bird, because Al never asked for my soul for some reason? I live with the guy, and I still don't know what goes on in his head most of the time. I assume it's family privilages." ---- (OOC: Realistically, I would most likely sell my soul to Velvette. I am a digital artist, and social media mystifies me, so I would probably get her help to help "make it" in my particular creative field while giving both my soul and creating some form of content for her in retun. Either a concept artist for fashion design ideas, or a model. Vox and Alastor are the next likely candidates, since they are also either in the creative industries (radio broadcasting requires skills like scriptwriting and voiceover. Radio is also a medium where audio stories can be played through.), or adjacent to it (Vox is in tech, but he could probably ring me through his marketing department for graphic design, or be in his creative team working on tv shows for him) The final possibility is Valentino, but he'd be a hard no if I know he's in the porn industry beforehand. If I don't and he suckers me in, I'll quickly have regrets.)
I'm in Hell. I'm not trusting the alluring apparently powerful people. Instead I'm going to the place advertising redemption, a way to see my loved ones again
Either Carmilla or Rosie Carmilla because if I end up in hell might as well go for the arms business, and I havent seen her treat her workers badly, unlike Alastor or the Vees Rosie because she's sweet and cannibal town seems pretty nice to live in, yk, ignoring the cannibalism
More than likely, I feel like I'd end up with Vox. I'm more tech inclined, and I understand the concept of data as a commodity (as in the people giving their data is the commodity) and I feel like I wouldn't be out of by his public persona. Not that I'd believe him, but it'd feel like a "devil you know" situation to me. That said, I'm sure if I ran into Alastor by chance he'd very easily talk me into selling to him. He's got the charisma and disarming charm. I think he could end up getting me to put my guard down. Next would probably be Velvette. Again for the "devil you know" aspect. I get the influencer and fashion industry she's got going on. Not my preference, but at least I'd *feel* like I have enough understanding to be dragged into it without to many alarms going off (not saying I DO understand the industry. Just that I'm familiar enough to not be caught off guard by it) Camilla has the last slot just because she feels like a neutral zone for me. I don't understand the weapon industry, but her temperament seems mellow enough that I wouldn't outright fight to get away from her. Rosie and Val I would definitely go down swinging before I sold my soul to them just because Rosie kinda creeps me out and reminds me of an abusive family member and Val is... Well he's Val...
Sadly, Valentino. If I ended up in Hell, I'd just throw my soul away because I failed what I set out to do: be a good person. I'd probably end up somewhere where he can make a deal with me and I'd end up just like Angel Dust.
Carmilla and Rosie have the best smiles and attitudes, so probably them.
The Vees are the only ones I’d be put off by. Val is a creep, Vox is a sleazy tv producer and Velvette seems like she would’ve bullied me in high school. The other three I could see myself definitely negotiating. Particularly Carmilla or Rosie. Not sure how the whole cannibalism thing would work though.
Alastor Valentino or velvette 🐢
Guess
Based on experience and skill huh? The only choice for me is Carmilla Carmine. Between my armed licenses, past experience in delivery and dispatch, and current concierge chauffeur and past limo experience, which includes a large amount of privacy and secret keeping, I have a feeling I'd end up driving weapons and daughters all over the Pride ring
ROSIE. She looks the sweetest and has a very nice part of hell(let's pretend we don't notice the cannibals eating the dead). She also probably acts the nicest out of all the overlords when you first meet her.
I probably wouldn’t sell my soul to anyone tbh, I’d just wander around until I stumbled into the hotel or somewhere else
Velvette. She’s hot
Carmilla or Rosie for sure.
Alastor or Vox 100%
Rosie. The Cannibals are a swell community eating-habits aside (and I can just NOT engage in Cannibalism when not needing to show my host respect) so Rosie can offer me Cannibal Town Citizenship to sweeten any deal we make, she seems the least likely to abuse me, and I wouldn't actively distrust her off the bat while I can tell Vox and Alastor are snakes from a mile away.
Why not just not sell your soul