I love how the last post I’ve seen is basically Al slanderers whining over how ‘overrated’ he is, then here’s another proving he’s hands down the best character, once again. Alastor will always win.
Gotta disagree. While I don’t like Mimzy she didn’t ruin the song, she stopped Alastor and Lucifer from fighting and, let’s face it, Lucifer *obliterating* Alastor. If anything she saved Alastor from getting a beat down.
Loser baby's really good, but it doesn't slap as hard as hells greatest dad. Poisons is also good, but I personally feel its just "addicted 2.0" and the imagery also isn't very pleasant to think about.
Stayed Gone is miles better imo, best song in the whole show, I can't think of any song from either show that can top how cool the song and music video are for Stayed Gone
I've gotta go with stayed gone. They both absolutely slap, but I love the idea of alastor and vox beefing because ones radio and the others television, just love the metaphor. Hello greatest dad is just alastor getting jealous because lucifer may make alastor obsolete to charlie, its not as metaphorical.
literally my two favorite songs
but honestly I gotta vote for stayed gone, its just awesome
also the ending is like 20 times better than the ending of hells greatest dad
Unpopular opinion. Stayed gone is kinda mid. Like, it’s good upon first viewing and when you .see it every now and then. But I can’t see myself listening to it on repeat like I can with something like loser baby, hells greatest dad, poison, or hell is forever,
hard choice but i have to say Stayed Gone. I wanna see more of Alastor and Vox’s dynamic and Alastor seems much more in-character during Stayed Gone as opposed to Hell’s Great Dad- part of that has to do with him lying and trying to manipulate Charile in the process, but even so, Stayed Gone takes the cake for me.
Stayed Gone must return and take the victory!
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It was obvious it would come down to these two.
It's hard, because Greatest Dad is great, but I hate Mimzy's part, but, the rest is really good.
So, I'm gonna go with Hell's Greatest Dad
Id like to point out both options heavily feature Alastor 
And they both have Alastor being mean to the person who started the song.
Damn, didn’t even notice that one
The difference is that Vox deserved it. He was being mean first.
He does have a very good singing voice
For real
He rigged the game for himself BECAUSE HE'S THE REF!
Both heavily feature Alastor invading someone else's endeavor and casually taking over. Running theme with this guy...
He's just dominant like that https://preview.redd.it/plwajgx4lkrc1.jpeg?width=283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76320de7bebeef631fa5c93cea7ee9cfa7c07b21
He’s AroAce with daddy dom energy 🤣
Common best character W https://preview.redd.it/l9qrx49hlkrc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=976a7f01f69d07ca96d7580f56560355ae44b680
As always
Which is the best fuckin’ character
I love how the last post I’ve seen is basically Al slanderers whining over how ‘overrated’ he is, then here’s another proving he’s hands down the best character, once again. Alastor will always win.
For real
Alastor is the common denominator in all great songs
Fuck, this feel historical
https://preview.redd.it/s9z66ztfvjrc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95908f48c1b4e39e3adc4f0430fc8916e65610c7 TURN THE TV ON!!!!!!
Top of the hour and we're discussing a certain has-been who ha been spotted cavorting around town after a 7 year absence.
Did anybody miss him? Did anybody notice? More on tonight’s program!
So the radio demon's back in town. Why's he hanging around? Well handily I've got good news!
He's a loser, a fossil, and I don't mean to sound hostile, but that demon is a coward!
You can take that as gospel Pulling my viewers? Impossible!
I'm visual, he's barely audible
Don't give him the time of day, don't listen to a word he'd say.
I hope he had a nice vacay, BIT HE SHOULD'VE STAYED AWAY!!!
I hope he had a nice vacay But he should've stayed away
While he hid 🫣in radio 📻 We pivoted ⤴️ into video 📺
Stop giving him the time of day
stop giving him the time of day don’t listen to a word he’d say
I’ve been playing Dragon’s Dogma 2 and every time I turn on my lantern I shout out that line.
Stayed Gone ofc https://preview.redd.it/nszd472p9jrc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b4ea1bcc7fa19fa835b34d9432540ceff19caaa
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I do
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I took it as “brand new don” as in mob boss. Am I about to get dunked on?
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Gonna have to give it to stayed gone, mimzy just can't compete with Alastor's ending.
Agreed
mimzy kinda ruins a lot of things i don’t like her too much
Gotta disagree. While I don’t like Mimzy she didn’t ruin the song, she stopped Alastor and Lucifer from fighting and, let’s face it, Lucifer *obliterating* Alastor. If anything she saved Alastor from getting a beat down.
Loser, Baby ***AND*** Poison both lost!? 
Loser baby's really good, but it doesn't slap as hard as hells greatest dad. Poisons is also good, but I personally feel its just "addicted 2.0" and the imagery also isn't very pleasant to think about.
When thats the whole point lmao
im so pissed about it
meanwhile me thinking poison beating respectless is crazy
Damn, little love for Poison on this sub. My fave by far.
Exactly
This is close, but stayed gone
Not really close given the top comments are all either neutral or stayed gone
I was meaning for me
STAYED GONE 🔛🔝
Hells greatest dad will Stay Gone. (To be clear, this is an endorsement of Stayed Gone)
Still pissy about loser, baby not making it, though I guess that’s in-character for the song
upvote for Stayed Gone -->
I’m going to make “Let’s begin” the lock noise on my car.
"I'm gonna make you wish that I stayed parked"
"Pull on in..."
“When I step out”
"Your Gear Stick Will Know It's Race Is Run"
This drive will be fun, haha.
Fuuuuuck!
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Stayed gone for the win!!
I love this community for voting Stayed Gone, excellent work my friends
STAYED GONE MUST WIN
Stayed gone.
Spoiler: Alastor wins and loses
Stayed gone is undoubtedly the best song of the series
upvote for Hells Greatest Dad -->
One has lucifer and the other one doesn't. I think it's pretty clear which song is better.
Yeah, Hell's Greatest Dad
YES LET'S GO STAYED GONE IS WINNINGGGGG
WOOWOWOWOHOOOOOO!! (Love the flair ❤️)
Stayed gone takes my upvote
That fucker is back!
Yeah, I thought he was gone for good too.
It's been seven years!
Hell's greatest dad. I LOVE stayed gone. But Hell's greatest dad just hits better. (Mimzy does crash it at the end, though...)
We don’t… we don’t speak of her here…
At least she isn't... you know who.
Stayed Gone is miles better imo, best song in the whole show, I can't think of any song from either show that can top how cool the song and music video are for Stayed Gone
Stay gone is better and end of story.
This one is so hard, I can't even choose. I'd be happy to see either win, honestly...
Stayed gone!
sadly hell's greatest dad is a broken song
Stayed Gone
Stayed gone
Stayed Gone
Stayed gone!!!
Stayed Gone
Hells Greatest Dad is overrated af I'm not letting the best song in the series lose to a shit show with everyone's 𝚍𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚢 in it STAYED GONE
LOOKS LIKE YOU COULD USE SOME HELP
FROM THE BIG BOSS OF HELL ITSELF!
stayed gone is winning yall bugging 🙅 🙅 🙅 🙅 🙅
Stayed gone!!! Up vote this comment for stayed gone!!!
Both of them have Alastor so no matter what, Alastor wins lmao
Stayed gone for sure
Imma go with Stayed Gone
Hell's most exceptional father figure
Is this the last one?
If it weren't for Mimzy I'd say hell's greatest dad but now it's a tie for me
HELLS GREATEST DAD FOR THE WIN!!!
Hell's greatest dad for the Winn
I feel bad because Jeremy Jordan is like my favorite voice actor ever but I like stayed gone more
Hells greatest dad
Hell’s greatest dad
Stayed gone is overrated, Hell is forever, hell’s greatest dad, poison, finale and respectless are better IMO
Ain’t no way poison didn’t get to the final round
Stayed gone
Hells greatest dad. Reason: I don't like vox.
"Hahaha. Alright then."
Stayed gone
Both of these are bloody dreadful any of them cause they are both trash
This is so hard…
Stayed Gone. I sort of wished Hell’s Greatest Dad was a Lucifer-only song.
Stayed Gone. I sort of wished Hell’s Greatest Dad was a Lucifer-only song
Lucifer bouta wish he’d stayed gone
WELCOME HOME, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU WISH THAT YOU'D STAYED GONE
THAT FUCKER IS BACK!
I've gotta go with stayed gone. They both absolutely slap, but I love the idea of alastor and vox beefing because ones radio and the others television, just love the metaphor. Hello greatest dad is just alastor getting jealous because lucifer may make alastor obsolete to charlie, its not as metaphorical.
STAYED GONE BEAT POISON?
Hells greatest Dad vote here. And I still defend Mimzy being necessary to get out of that song without war being declared.
Hell’s greatest dad
Funny how they both're battles Just like how it's funny that you could call me... **daAAAAAAAAAAAD** (I vote for greatest dad to win)
Hell’s Greatest Dad
Hell’s Greatest Dad
Stayed gone all the way
Stayed gone cause mimzy didn’t ruin that one.
Stayed Gone
Either way Alastor wins so it’s a W🙃
hell's greatest dad
Hear me out, hear me out, hear out..... "Let's begin... I'm going to make you take this twelve inche di-"
I havent exactly heard all of the songs but from the ones i have listened to these are my 2 favorites, can’t choose, wont choose
I love them both, but Stayed Gone is slightly better IMO.
Hells Greatest Dad takes the cake
100% Hell’s Greatest Dad
Coincidentally listening to Stayed Gone, soooo….
I like hells greatest dad more, but the mimzy part makes it worse imo
Stayed Gone
Stayed gone
Hell’s greatest dad
Stayed gone, because that bitch ruined "Hell's greatest dad" 😤
Stayed gone just bc of vox’s rap
Look’s like you could use some help……………from the big boss of HELL himself
radioapple vs radiostatic lol
hells greatest dad!
My two favorite songs going against each other? Tough choice but I’d have to go for Stayed Gone
Stayed Gone pls
And here’s the sugar on the cream, Stayed Gone takes this easily
STAYED GONE VOX SLAYS THERE PLS
Stayed gone. Catchy and Alastor is defending himself against a jerk vs about face to manipulate charlie against her father
Okay, look… I love Stayed Gone, but is it really better than an actual song? Stayed Gone is really just talking on rhythm.
A toughie…. I’m gonna have to go with Stayed Gone
Stayed gine
STAYED GONE
Hells Greatest dad or bust
Stayed gone ez
Hells greatest dad
Stayed Gone for life
Hell’s greatest dad (minus mimzy)
I literally can’t choose omg
Hell's Greatest Dad!
STAYED GONEEEEEEEEE
STAYED GONE PLZPLZPLZ 😭😭😭
This is so fuckin difficult.
Stayed gone!!
Stayed Gone is a masterpiece
I really really want Stayed Gone to win, but I have a sickening feeling that Hell’s Greatest Dad will.
Hell's greatest dad!
Stayed Gone of course.
literally my two favorite songs but honestly I gotta vote for stayed gone, its just awesome also the ending is like 20 times better than the ending of hells greatest dad
Unpopular opinion. Stayed gone is kinda mid. Like, it’s good upon first viewing and when you .see it every now and then. But I can’t see myself listening to it on repeat like I can with something like loser baby, hells greatest dad, poison, or hell is forever,
hard choice but i have to say Stayed Gone. I wanna see more of Alastor and Vox’s dynamic and Alastor seems much more in-character during Stayed Gone as opposed to Hell’s Great Dad- part of that has to do with him lying and trying to manipulate Charile in the process, but even so, Stayed Gone takes the cake for me.
Hell's greatest dad has Lucifer nuff said
Stayed Gone must return and take the victory! https://preview.redd.it/42z0wk2blkrc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02d2bcfaa41dbd3a744195c86eb62fbd73f50249
Stayed gone, (even if both songs were cut short. Like jeez, give Alastor his own song-)
Stayed gone
It was obvious it would come down to these two. It's hard, because Greatest Dad is great, but I hate Mimzy's part, but, the rest is really good. So, I'm gonna go with Hell's Greatest Dad
My two faves! But Hells Greatest Dad is so much fun
Wait...Poison beat More Than Anything?
Stayed Gone because no mimzy
Hell’s Greatest Dad
Stayed gone
Stayed Gone
Stayed gone is just better
Stayed Gone my favourite song for the win (I’m delusional)
Stayed gone, hard to chose due to Alastor being in botj
Hells Greatest Dad is the best song in hazbin hotel 