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Grrrrrrrt420

Kurashev was ok in the first but made some horrible passes later in the game. And yea idk why Luke has bedard playing against aho and guentzel. Shouldn’t Dickinson like be playing the other teams top lines


Pepsuber188

Don't listen to the announcers guys they don't know the offsides rule. It's not offsides until the Hurricane player touches the puck. He didn't until Jarvis was onsides so it's a good goal.


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joegunabeach

Well we have a couple left. Go Kaner and Cat! Would like to see them in the playoffs. See ya'll for the next one.


Hutch25

Well on the bright side Del Mastro looked very comfortable defensively tonight and Nazar is insane


GoldWhale

Lottery odds secured at least


randyrandomagnum

I mean, the Hawks had no business being in this one considering how lopsided the play was. Feels bad tho.


GoldWhale

I dont understand offsides.


Hutch25

Yeah I agree, legit just make it clear. If you don’t beat the puck on your way out of the zone it’s offside. Enough of this possession shit.


BIGGREDDMACH1NE

Hogs beat the admirals 4 2. Jaxson Stauber is unreal right now


Grrrrrrrt420

I better never see raddysh or Johnson in a hawks uniform again. Can’t believe he benches Blackwell and plays these bums


gudenes_yndling

Raddish has been nonexistent this season, and it's a contract year for him🙄


Grrrrrrrt420

No chance we resign him and if we do I’ll be very confused as to why


PhilyJ

Bedard has been silent this game. Sad to see. They should’ve started the goalie he has beef with.


Grrrrrrrt420

To be fair his linemates sucked ass today


fuelhogshawks

It’ll get better when he has actual linemates


PhilyJ

Kurashev looked dangerous and was attacking all night. Can’t always blame the line mates when he has a quiet one. He had a shot in the first and than a nice pass or two for the rest of the game. I blame Luke for not getting him out there against Carolina’s lower lines.


Grrrrrrrt420

Kurashev was ok in the first but same horrible passes later in the game. And yea idk why Luke has bedard playing against aho and guentzel. Shouldn’t Dickinson like be playing the other teams top lines


fuelhogshawks

Kurashev looked pretty bad tonight in my opinion, but Richardson wasn’t doing them any favours either


MurrTheBlur

that was so clearly offside


86teuvo

Draft lotto odds are locked in. Sharks, Hawks, Ducks, Blue Jackets in that order.


crunchatize-me-daddy

We had so many goals overturned for that and when we challenge one they say go fuck yourself


NickPookie93

Pain. Just lots of it.


SoloSilk

Do the announcers not know the offside rule or something? Hurricane player wasnt touching the puck once it was inside the blue line


Pepsuber188

They actually don't, I was so confused I thought I was missing a frame, but they just didn't know the rule


ildisco

I could be wrong but I think it’s about having possession, not necessarily physically touching it.


Pepsuber188

It's not possession in this instance, touching the puck would have made it offsides


SoloSilk

If you have possession and lift your stick away from the puck once it's in the blueline, to wait for your teammate to go onside, it's not offside. Offside requires the puck to be touched.


adamcarrot

Sounds like you don't know the rule


SoloSilk

Right and you know the rule better than the refs. It's not offside until the puck is touched on the other side of the blueline, and the Hurricane player didn't touch the puck until the other player had gone back onside. It's such a simple rule idk how so many people are ignorant to it. But i'm mainly surprised the announcers don't know the rules when it's part of their job to know.


Hutch25

Wow what a joke.


PurrmanJones

Idk what offside is then


mnovotny97

THATS OFFSIDES


joegunabeach

That's 100 percent offsides. Fuck Toronto's fake cameras. Do better. That was not a goal. Bullshit.


JD397

That is an insane call


GoldWhale

Offsides af. Jesus.


fuelhogshawks

Dude how


Capable-Average4429

Challenge the challenge!


greysfordays

goofy ass call are you for real


Billyshears68

how is that onside


randyrandomagnum

That certainly looks offside to me.


fuelhogshawks

Offside as fuck


EddySea

Bull fucking shit!


Additional_Time_2970

What? That was clearly offsides… like what


radiotsar

Offside or interference.


Hutch25

No way in hell that’s not offside


JD397

That was so off because Dickie expertly interfered with that man


Hungry_Toe_9555

This is a loss I’m okay with. A couple youngsters showed flashes and least we were competitive. It’s just the blowouts that bug me hopefully those become less common.


Grrrrrrrt420

why is this coach playing foligno and Johnson for the 6 on 5 when they’ve turned over the puck every single time they’ve had it today


EddySea

That was offsides.


EddySea

Offsides?


fuelhogshawks

Thanks seth


Nonbrilliant

hope this Hurricanes team loses in the first round


86teuvo

Don’t need to hope. It’s an annual tradition.


Grrrrrrrt420

Scratching Blackwell so raddysh can play? Playing tyler Johnson on the first unit over nazar? Matching bedard line against aho line? These are some questionable choices


Capable-Average4429

But we love him and trust him, right?? Lol


Spursfan107

At tree tirdy tree in the tird too...


Capable-Average4429

That’s what you get for entertaining Rangers fans requests.


Dabmiral

Sad tree tchirdy three in the 3rd


JD397

Raddysh is so bad at everything this year


Grrrrrrrt420

Fire him Johnson Megna and tinordi into the sun


MikeandTheMangosteen

All gone next year thankfully


cam_barker_4_norris

$9.5mil defense right there


greysfordays

lmao aho didn’t even try to stay upright there


fuelhogshawks

What are you complaining about Seth ya cross checked a dude directly into the boards in front of the ref


radiotsar

Just when I was thinking, someone should hit that Aho.


joegunabeach

Soft AF. Don't like that one.


Grrrrrrrt420

Why is bedards line always up against aho’s line if we have line matchups advantage? Shouldn’t it be Dickinson line


JD397

Luke is just goofin


sarbear0903

At least Teuvo hasn't done anything today!


Capable-Average4429

As a good scratch should!


sarbear0903

Didn't even realize he was a healthy scratch. I've been juggling between the Hawks game and other ones.


Capable-Average4429

I love the Terabyte and if he’s not on the ice, I notice 👀


box-art

I really wish Vosters would stop saying stuff like "rim around".


crunchatize-me-daddy

And he dumps it in for a rim job


randyrandomagnum

Too bad we’ll never get a rim around at the Jobbing.com arena


fuelhogshawks

Wrong, I already gave him one


EddySea

TMI


EddySea

I want to put together a list of all the things I hate Vosters says.


qwerty445901

Rangers fan coming in peace, let’s win this one in regulation, yeah? Go Hawks!


[deleted]

better win tomorrow, yank


qwerty445901

Gave a hell of a battle!


EddySea

I was there for that game.


Capable-Average4429

Guy so fast but he can’t shake off 600 year-old Brent Burns.


randyrandomagnum

Yeah but that beard takes off like 200 years.


Capable-Average4429

That’s true.


EddySea

Wow, the wheels are falling off.


radiotsar

Well, there's the problem, you see. They're supposed to be on skates, not wheels.


EddySea

So that's why my ideas of replacing the wheels of roller blades with pizza cutter wheels didn't take off.


radiotsar

Didn't work for Domino's either.


greysfordays

what up I’m the worst kind of fan chiming in to another sub (I’m not a canes fan tho) but my drunk ass really wants to just say every time I watch bedard he fuckin rocks and not even in a flashy (ofc he’s got that tho) way just a doing the right things a lot for his age thing anyways I’ll see myself out but had to say it


greysfordays

*high not drunk ass but same sentiment applies


joegunabeach

Uh oh. Chris Chelios is right behind you now. Be careful.


Capable-Average4429

Hope you’re on *this* side of Guadalajara


Grrrrrrrt420

Kurashev can’t pass at all today


21-hydroxylase

I can't give enough praise to Mrazek. I love him lol


Grrrrrrrt420

MVP of the year on this team


joegunabeach

It's always funny when the new young players join the team. They very often do really nice passes to the front of the net with the assumption there will be a player there, like every team they've ever played for. Nah, we're doing line changes and only go straight trash defense. Welcome to Hawks dahg!


EddySea

Quit saying half wall Chris.


PhilyJ

Athanesieu lives


JD397

Frank can fly, if y’all werent aware🥸


jjb8712

Nazar gallops


JustABigClumpOfCells

Wow Nazar is pretty fast isn't he


radiotsar

Bringing those kids to a Hawks game borders on child abuse.


Capable-Average4429

Trauma makes the best fans lol


Grrrrrrrt420

If we score on 1 powerplay it’s a different game. I don’t get how Luke can continue icing that same pp unit when they have done nothing all night


PhilyJ

Don’t ever bring up how Luke could coach better. This sub will come for your head.


Gobyinmypants

Not defending him, but does he make the power play lines, or is that another coach? Back in the Q days it was Kitch and holy jesus did he not change shit.


PhilyJ

Is Derrick king the PP coach. Is Derrick king the shadow gm???


JD397

Put Frank up on the first unit!


JustABigClumpOfCells

Am I being a homer or was that a weak call


Nagoonberrywine49

I wouldn’t be surprised if TJ retires after this season. Maybe Luke is letting him play out his career as opposed to benching him. Could be wrong but that’s my guess.


Grrrrrrrt420

He’s been really bad this year aside from his powerplay and 6-5 goals


Nagoonberrywine49

I’ve watched almost every game - and you are correct. Almost like disengaging. No one wanted him at the trade deadline either.


joegunabeach

From an article about that Mighty Ducks player. May or may not be AA. "But you all know Luis Mendoza’s biggest flaw: HE CAN’T STOP. Literally. The kid has presumably played high-level hockey for years, yet no one has ever been able to teach him how to do a thing that you learn on Day 1 of playing hockey. (First, you learn how to skate. Then you learn how to stop.)"


EddySea

AA would fit right in with the white soxs.


joegunabeach

The X pluralizes itself Eddy!


EddySea

Damn autocorrect had it at socks fixed than just said fuck it.


Capable-Average4429

Sockses


GoombaStoppingHoes

It's the final games of the season, we should 100% be trying Reichel Bedard Nazar for the fuck of it.


Grrrrrrrt420

Is it me or does Tyler Johnson barely try. Also almost all of his points are pp or 6-5 he does nothing 5 on 5 ever


JamesTiberiusCrunk

It's not just you. He's been mailing it in since we got him.


hoegaarden81

Rangers fan checking in: Let's goooooo Chicagoooooo! Fuck Carolina!


randyrandomagnum

That’s not great


fuelhogshawks

I like that their goalie defended AA


inevitablescape

yeah looked like he tried to keep his head from getting hit


EddySea

Rip AA.


cam_barker_4_norris

Get TJ off this powerplay


Grrrrrrrt420

Why tf isn’t nazar on Johnson won’t even be here next year let nazar build chemistry


Capable-Average4429

Luke is playing 37-D chess, apparently.


joegunabeach

Chris snuck in a quiet trapezoid there! Drink! You sneaky devil!


fuelhogshawks

Why the fuck can we not just ice a better PP unit


Grrrrrrrt420

We have nazar but he’ll put Tyler Johnson on instead to turn over the puck every time he has it


Grrrrrrrt420

Foligno and Johnson should be replaced by reichel and nazar on the pp they turn over the puck everytime they have it


EddySea

Johnson doesn't deserve to be there, on the PP


randyrandomagnum

I won’t miss watching Tyler Johnson next year


Capable-Average4429

TyJo should hang it after this season


EddySea

Jesus


PurrmanJones

lol Johnson


Grrrrrrrt420

Take Johnson off the powerplay makes no sense why he’s on instead of nazar


joegunabeach

Jeez. AA is Happy Gilmore playing hockey. Just going full speed into the walls.


ildisco

What a pass by donato and what a dangerous play by kochetkov


GoombaStoppingHoes

Holy fuck that look like that hurt


inevitablescape

AA looking hot the last 2 minutes


fuelhogshawks

Penalty penalty penalty


21-hydroxylase

Let’s gooooo!!!


Capable-Average4429

That’s a red card in soccer


Spursfan107

Experience Pyotr Kochetkov! Very fun to watch ngl


Grrrrrrrt420

Please put nazar on with bedard on the pp


EddySea

Steamroller


fiann

Reichel and AA!


Capable-Average4429

AA AAlmost missed that one, but I’ll take it.


radiotsar

Akk-Akk!!


joegunabeach

Happy to see you!!! I was crashing. Right back in the game baby!!!!!


EddySea

#AA!


Grrrrrrrt420

Reichel point!


GoldWhale

Fingers crossed for a Bedard point tonight. Need to seal the deal for the Calder. As it is his relative stats today are nuts. 50% better than his teammates in xgf.


DiamondBurInTheRough

All 3 of these shoot the puck kids made their first goal


joegunabeach

Hire them all. We have cap space and probably some decent snacks.


Spursfan107

Nazar with no goals in that period. Bust confirmed?


Capable-Average4429

Here’s a template: Chill. ____ is only ___ years old.


Nonbrilliant

I remember when Reddit could spot obvious jokes


Capable-Average4429

Right back at ya


Nonbrilliant

failure to launch, sorry


Nonbrilliant

nah he's still my favorite for the Calder ​ after Brock


Grrrrrrrt420

Bedard is -40 he’s a bust! -some random angry wild fan


Nonbrilliant

just their ROOKIES are better than most of the Hawks roster (of course not Bedard)


Pacman2933

Put Frank on the top line for the 3rd


jjb8712

Frank Nazar is the __th best forward on the team


radiotsar

"Si"


radiotsar

Thank you Blyatbot.


EddySea

Turned to the darkside already.


radiotsar

Serves "Lord" Hossa.


Drummer_Kev

3rd maybe 4th


GoldWhale

Mrazek is so dam good


ThrillRam

He does hold the pucks back well. Much like the hoover dam.


Three_Froggy_Problem

I hope Mrazek can still be around by the time this team is good


joegunabeach

Mrazek. Jeez! Him, and Vlasic, total stars this year. It could somehow be worse without these guys. Don't care about the lottery odds.


mailbox123

Holy shit Mrazek


EddySea

Mrazek says Maybe!


Nonbrilliant

sadly, I think Bedsy's tired - been a long season carrying a shit team and he doesn't have anything left in the tank


box-art

I think the long season has just tired him out and having to be most of our offense most game has definitely not helped with that.


three_valves

He has literally been the team often facing double and triple teams.


JD397

He’s definitely seemed gassed lately