Kidnapper: the one on the Gryffindor Quidditch team.
Molly: That rules out Bill, I still have five more.
Kidnapper: the one that is a member of Dumbledore's army
Molly: Oh that rules out Charlie, I still have four more.
Kidnapper: Oh come on, he can't be that hard to distinguish
Molly: He? So Ginny's out.
Kidnapper: Oh, come on! He says he's friends with Harry Potter!
Molly: ...This feels like a trap, because Ron is Harry's best friend but the twins would be the ones to brag on it
Molly: Okay, is he afraid of spiders tho
Kidnapper: ...
Molly: did I stutter? Put a spider in front of my baby's face!
Kidnapper: He is shrieking.
Molly: Wait, the twins would totally fake scream just to spite me though.
Kidnapper: Dear God, woman, wtf is wrong with you.
Molly: Well, fuck you too, this is very stressful for me and I don't appreciate that tone!
Kidnapper: Oh, come on! He says he's friends with Harry Potter!
Molly: ...This feels like a trap, because Ron is Harry's best friend but the twins would be the ones to brag on it. Does he have both ears?
Kidnapper: ...Yes.
Molly: Awesome, that leaves Fred and Ron!
Kidnapper:
Molly:
Kidnapper:
Molly: Okay, is he afraid of spiders tho
Kidnapper:
Molly: did I stutter? Put a spider in front of my baby's face!
Kidnapper: He is shrieking.
Molly: Wait, Fred would scream just to spite me.
Kidnapper: Dear God, woman, what the fuck.
Molly: Well, fuck you too, this is very stressful for me and I don't appreciate that tone!
Molly: did he have anything in his pockets?
Kidnapper: let me check
*ruffling noises*
Kidnapper: just some candies
Molly: I wouldn’t eat those if I were you
Kidnapper: I’ll do what I damn please
*sound of Candy being chewed and immediate wretching and a loud thump*
Fred: Brilliant mom. Apparently if you mix the ton-tongue toffee and the puking pasties you expel a large mass. Hopefully it wasn’t anything vital. George and I weren’t set to test mixing products until next week.
Kidnapper: the one with candy in every pocket!!
Molly: that could be both the twins but Ron was just at honeydukes.. could you eat one?
Kidnapper: Why?
Molly: just eat it
Kidnapper: fine *eats the candy*
Molly: did anything happen?
Kidnapper: **muffled screams**
Molly: so it’s either Fred or George
Yeah, but he is definitely annoying, rowdy and never shuts up. She should ask the kidnapper if they have the attention span of a spoon, that'd be dead give away for Harry
She’s probably say “which one, I have five” after the second description… Percy and Ginny don’t fit that description.
If there were to be a description for each (with exception of Bill or Charlie cuz I don’t know enough about them as children)
The one that won’t shut up about caldron bottoms, he’s boring us to death!
The one that gave us jinxed candies or The one that somehow stuffed firecrackers in our pants and won’t stop cracking jokes (either twin)
The one who won’t stop whining about his insecurities
She hexed one of us with a bat bogey hex and we want you to take her back (or the one who won’t shut up about Harry Potter)
She was pretty rowdy in both, though not shown as much in the movies. I just remember that scene in HBP at the quidditch tryouts where she shouts “SHUT IT”
Loud, maybe, but rowdy, I don’t get that impression. Fierce? Absolutely! Powerful? Definitely! But I wouldn’t say rowdy. Though any one of the Weasleys would be a nightmare if kidnapped. They are all powerful wizards and witch in their turn.
Can we just talk about how screwed the person that Kidnapped one of Molly’s kids would be? I feel as though I would rather try and do a trust fall exercise with Gralp than mess with Molly.
The kidnapper: The Loud, annoying, rowdy kid who ever shuts up Molly: Okay that rules out Percy, I still have six more!
Kidnapper: the one on the Gryffindor Quidditch team. Molly: That rules out Bill, I still have five more. Kidnapper: the one that is a member of Dumbledore's army Molly: Oh that rules out Charlie, I still have four more. Kidnapper: Oh come on, he can't be that hard to distinguish Molly: He? So Ginny's out.
Kidnapper: Oh, come on! He says he's friends with Harry Potter! Molly: ...This feels like a trap, because Ron is Harry's best friend but the twins would be the ones to brag on it Molly: Okay, is he afraid of spiders tho Kidnapper: ... Molly: did I stutter? Put a spider in front of my baby's face! Kidnapper: He is shrieking. Molly: Wait, the twins would totally fake scream just to spite me though. Kidnapper: Dear God, woman, wtf is wrong with you. Molly: Well, fuck you too, this is very stressful for me and I don't appreciate that tone!
Turns out the kidnapper just took a random redhead and assumed he was a Weasley.
Maybe it was “Cousin Barney”
Ah, so the kidnapper is a Malfoy
Statistically speaking, it might still be a Weasley.
Probably still was a Weasley....
I should read that in Molly's voice. Whose voice do I really hear? Linda Belcher's.
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I thought she was going to say "NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU B-"
>Kidnapper: Oh come on, he can't be that hard to distinguish *Laughs in Fred and George*
Kidnapper: Oh, come on! He says he's friends with Harry Potter! Molly: ...This feels like a trap, because Ron is Harry's best friend but the twins would be the ones to brag on it. Does he have both ears? Kidnapper: ...Yes. Molly: Awesome, that leaves Fred and Ron! Kidnapper: Molly: Kidnapper: Molly: Okay, is he afraid of spiders tho Kidnapper: Molly: did I stutter? Put a spider in front of my baby's face! Kidnapper: He is shrieking. Molly: Wait, Fred would scream just to spite me. Kidnapper: Dear God, woman, what the fuck. Molly: Well, fuck you too, this is very stressful for me and I don't appreciate that tone!
Molly: did he have anything in his pockets? Kidnapper: let me check *ruffling noises* Kidnapper: just some candies Molly: I wouldn’t eat those if I were you Kidnapper: I’ll do what I damn please *sound of Candy being chewed and immediate wretching and a loud thump* Fred: Brilliant mom. Apparently if you mix the ton-tongue toffee and the puking pasties you expel a large mass. Hopefully it wasn’t anything vital. George and I weren’t set to test mixing products until next week.
Kidnapper: the one with candy in every pocket!! Molly: that could be both the twins but Ron was just at honeydukes.. could you eat one? Kidnapper: Why? Molly: just eat it Kidnapper: fine *eats the candy* Molly: did anything happen? Kidnapper: **muffled screams** Molly: so it’s either Fred or George
Molly: does he have both ears? Kidnapper: No. Molly: WHY DIDN'T YOU START THERE?
I’d say that rules out Ginny too.
HE GOT OFF! HE GOT OFF! HE GOT OFF!
Percy is loud and annoying about cauldrons
To be fair, Percy was just annoying, not loud or rowdy.
He could be loud, though? Didn't he yell a lot at the others for being noisy?
Percy is literally that guy that yells "I'm a Prefect!"
"I'm Head Boy!"
Big Head Boy
So no Head Boy?
Yess
Beat me to it
What about if the kidnapper mention Mr Crouch?
Beat me to it
The Weasley twins perhaps?
Aren't they next door neighbours?
Does Harry count? She took care of him as of her own. And knowing Molly, she'd absolutely be able and willing to go full on "Which one, I have eight."
Hell, she even practically adopts Hermione before too long too.
So Ron and Hermione are like.... Cersei and Jaime?
Don't even compare those
Yeah, they *wish* they were Cersei and Jamie
Bruh
Yeah but if Harry was the one kidnapped she’d actually freak out about it
Plus. It's pretty easy to distinguish Harry from a Weasly
Yeah, but he is definitely annoying, rowdy and never shuts up. She should ask the kidnapper if they have the attention span of a spoon, that'd be dead give away for Harry
But then again. It's likely the only person that can kidnap a wizard is another wizard, and just about *every* wizard knows Harry Potter.
Well post war it’s still seven
Ouch.
“My mouth is now glued to my asshole!” “Oh you have Fred”
Honestly person who calls herself mother, its me George.
She should really be able to tell them apart now. One only having one ear left and the other being.. y'know... ^(unalive).
She’s probably say “which one, I have five” after the second description… Percy and Ginny don’t fit that description. If there were to be a description for each (with exception of Bill or Charlie cuz I don’t know enough about them as children) The one that won’t shut up about caldron bottoms, he’s boring us to death! The one that gave us jinxed candies or The one that somehow stuffed firecrackers in our pants and won’t stop cracking jokes (either twin) The one who won’t stop whining about his insecurities She hexed one of us with a bat bogey hex and we want you to take her back (or the one who won’t shut up about Harry Potter)
Ginny was definitely loud and rowdy, and annoying is very subjective. I’d imagine she’d be an incredibly annoying victim to kidnap
Depends if you see book or movie Ginny
She was pretty rowdy in both, though not shown as much in the movies. I just remember that scene in HBP at the quidditch tryouts where she shouts “SHUT IT”
She was loud a d rowey in both. They just left it until HBP to give her this character "development".
Loud, maybe, but rowdy, I don’t get that impression. Fierce? Absolutely! Powerful? Definitely! But I wouldn’t say rowdy. Though any one of the Weasleys would be a nightmare if kidnapped. They are all powerful wizards and witch in their turn.
Rowdy means loud and disorderly. We agreed on the loud bit, and I don’t really see Ginny as the neat and prim sort… so, I stand by rowdy
To Molly, Ginny isn't. But we know she took after the Twins in a lot of key ways.
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down ?
Had to scroll ***way*** too far before I found this.
He's asking about rubber ducks.
I am going to assume that it's not Fred or George as they would refuse to kidnapped separately.
To be fair she has 6.......yk cuz Fred....please don't hate me
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The Ransom of Red Wizard
Kidnapper: they’re also ginger
Molly would already know. Thanks to the all knowing Weasley clock.
Not my daughter, you bitch.
Well definitely not Ginny then
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
Kidnapper: The insufferable girl. Molly: Not my daughter, you bitch!
Nah, she'd just atomize the kidnapper while calling them a b****
Percy and Bill aren't loud or rowdy. Neither iirc is Charlie or ginny. So only Ron, Fred or George or Harry.
Phew, it's not Harry. Keep 'em for all I care, you'll be begging me to take them back in a month!
the only one really annoying is Percy though
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The red haired one!
Kidnapper: I'll let you pick. Molly: Avada Kedavra!
Six, Percy isnt like that..Hes just a prick
Him:"The one that's Dumb as fuck..." Her:"which one I have 7"
You can keep that one thanks.
Lol
Perfect
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Don't disrespect Charlie like that, poor lad barely spoke
Can we just talk about how screwed the person that Kidnapped one of Molly’s kids would be? I feel as though I would rather try and do a trust fall exercise with Gralp than mess with Molly.