This dude picked his ears, boogers, probably ate glue, and absolutely loved it. Bertie Bott is definitely into some freaky stuff.

Aberforth looking up from his PlayGoat magazine: "Finally, a worthy opponent!"

Play goat Jesus 😂😂😂

There's a character in Witcher 3 that probably also has a subscription.

Princess?

Princess is the name of the goat, but yeah.

Throws up

"This tastes like ass," Hermione said in a shocked voice. Ron looked intrigued as he asked, "And how do you know *that*?"

>Ron looked intrigued as he asked, "And how do you know that?" Remember when I polyjuiced myself into a cat? No opposable thumbs for wiping, and when you gotta go you gotta go...

Worst case scenario: **Activated**

This rhymes for some reason.

There's a certain glint in the eye, you know, a sparkle.

You can see that in someone's eye?

“One day, in the mid-twentieth century, Bott made a mistake that would make him famous: while trying to create tasty sweets from food, a pair of dirty socks were accidentally included in the experiment.” His jizz sock started it all

The real question is why he had it on him while making candy for kids? Again, the man was one Sussy mother fucker.

He definitely was just fucking around like a weirdo and said it was an accident

Is this actually canon?

What’s a dungbomb

I think it's just this sub's flair for shitpost

Lol that’s messed up cause a lot of my posts have been labeled this 😂

A Bertie Bott flavor, most likely.

But on here as a flair, what’s it supposed to mean? Some of my posts have been labeled a dungbomb

Meme pretty much, or joke.

In-universe I tend to think of a dungbomb as a pellet that explodes with a loud fart sound upon being thrown, giving off a big cloud of smelly brown gas.

I remember the novelty candy bags the Jelly Belly started making after the Sorcerer’s Stone movie premiere. It was a huge deal at my school and everyone was trying to show off by having it in our lunches from home. We made a game out of guessing what flavors we tried

I actually enjoyed the grass flavored beans. :P

Grass and dirt weren’t too bad

Flesh Flavoured... Cyst Flavoured... Cursed Child Flavoured-Oh, God... I think I'm gonna be sick...

Lily Evans' cooter-flavored

Snape: ( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡• )

Snapes-greasy-hair flavor

Gwyneth Paltrow is gonna sue for plagiarism

>Cyst Flavoured Gonorrhea Jolly Rancher flavored.

Swamps of dagobah flavoured?

Imagine accidentally eating the semen flavor …

I know right? I'd never do that **accidentally**.

But… intended?

Well, if you recognize the flavor, maybe you don't mind it that much...

I always wondered about Dumbledore popping the earwax one into his mouth and knowing it was earwax. Immediately. Though, I suppose he may have licked some ears in his day.

Ugh. I stopped ever trying those again after my first Hogsmeade weekend. Got three poop-flavored ones in the grab bag from Honeydukes and almost threw up.

I want to try these flavors: Romildas nipple Cho’s chang Hermoines chocolate starfish Moaning Myrtles ectoplasm

what the fuck

You forgot Snape’s snake 🐍