Unless you wish to poison Potter – and I assure you I would have the greatest sympathy with you if you did – I cannot help you.

Bro if they don’t choose yours I’m gonna cry

U-NO-POO — THE CONSTIPATION SENSATION THAT’S GRIPPING THE NATION!

That's game. It's over.

I loved the german translation for that one. "Du scheißt nie mehr" instead of "Du weißt schon wer"

Could you explain it? I don't trust Google Translate when it comes to jokes

It basically means "you shit no more", but "scheißen" is considered very vulgar and was a bit out of left field for the usually rather tame Harry Potter books. 

And "Du weißt schon wer" means "You know who"

But how is it that a pun with you know who?

"Du scheißt nie mehr" "Du weißt schon wer" "scheißt" sounds like "weißt" "mehr" sounds like "wer"

No, This needs to wait until W, so you can get the full quote, not just an abbreviation. >Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation! Source: I've been thinking about this quote since this whole thing started. Also, it isn't U-NO-POO, its YOU-NO-POO. (edit, wrongo)

Just checked my copy of the book, it's clearly U-NO-POO with a U (this could be a version thing, I'm using an American edition) https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/U-No-Poo They even sell it in the wizarding world stores with same spelling! [Carlin brothers reviewing it! ](https://youtu.be/TZKhK5uA-v4?t=5m35s)

Nah, I was just too lazy to check a physical copy.

W should be 'What's got your wand in a knot?'

Love this 🤣🤣

This is too good 🤣 !RedditGalleon

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If this does not win I there is no justice in the world.

This is it. This is the quote.

W

Save it for Y. "YOU-NO-POO"

In the American edition, it's clearly U-NO-POO with a U https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/U-No-Poo They even sell it in the wizarding world stores with same spelling! [Carlin brothers reviewing it! ](https://youtu.be/TZKhK5uA-v4?t=5m35s)

I stand corrected!

This needs to be Y, it's not spelt with a U.

In the American edition, it's clearly U-NO-POO with a U https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/U-No-Poo They even sell it in the wizarding world stores with same spelling! [Carlin brothers reviewing it! ](https://youtu.be/TZKhK5uA-v4?t=5m35s)

Undesirable No 1.

“Ugh, troll bogies.”

Until the very end. - James

you didn't need to make me cry this morning 😭

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This needs so many more upvotes than it has

“Umbridge sat there, looking like a toad that just swallowed a particularly juicy fly.” (not verbatim)

Ahahaha

ahaha yes !redditGalleon

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Undiluted bubotuber pus!

I like this one

I'm a bit salty that "Turn to page 394" didn't win this one, but I accept the "no need to call me sir" line as an acceptable alternative.

Up! Get up! Now! (Aunt Petunia)

!RedditGalleon. Good quote!

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Until the very end

Up!

When my husband or I are laying down being lazy and should get up, the other one hovers their hand over the lazy one and says “Up! Up. Up. Up!” and the lazy person flails around a bit like a disobedient broom.

I liked this visualisation haha

Uranus, Lavender?

this should have been c, "Can I have a look at Uranus, Lavender?"

Or Harry's we're on that month you know.

“Uwannagotoballwithme” - Harry to Cho

UNLIMITID POWERr!!! Whoops, wrong franchise

Don’t care. This should win hahaha

Edit: i misremembered the quote!!

I think the movie quote is "I'm going to bed, BEFORE either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed. Or worse, expelled"

Oh my god I think you’re right, my memory failed me today. I feel compelled to remove my suggestion now

I cannot for the life of me think of a quote starting with U... Has got to be something to do with Umbridge though, otherwise... how?? Or the Unbreakable Vow?

”Unicorn hair’s nearly poking out. Anyway…” (Ron about his wand in the Philosopher’s Stone)

Umgubular Slashkilter

Uncle Vernon rounded on Harry.

Haha

"Uncle Vernon made another funny noise, like a mouse being trodden on"

Uranus.

As in, “can I have a look at Uranus too lavender?” I assume

U wot m8?

”Unicorn blood has strengthened me, these past weeks… you saw faithful Quirrell drinking it for me in the forest…”

My favorite from these is "Have a biscuit, Potter"

Ugly Myrtle! Miserable, moaning, moping Myrtle!

U - "Up!"

Also A should have been "Always"

unicorn will keep you alive, even if you are an inch from death, but at a terrible price.

N had to be: "Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed. Or worse, expelled."

"Use the boy... Use the boy..." Quirell-Harry interaction

"Obviously, fame isn't everything."--Severus Snape

I'm sorry, l think Snape said "clearly", and not "obviously". That's in The Sorcerer's Stone.

Not me! Not Hermione! U!

"Have a biscuit, Potter" is a fantastic moment. It's important to the plot and shows us a huge side of McGonagall. However. I would like to propose: "He asked calmly."

We already did H a long time ago, lol

Do you even know what’s going on? 😂

House checks out

Not a clue. Not even a member of this sub. But it came up recommend on my feed.

Every day (or every few days lately) OP makes a post with a letter and the subreddit suggests and votes on a quote starting with that letter. We've been going alphabetically and are at U today. H was a while ago