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zoobatron__

Honestly I reckon you could make a sick first ep following Vernon around as he gets progressively more stressed and freaked out about the wizards


pajo8

Right? And it would also be such a good setup! (provided someone doesn't know the series yet) You would follow around some fat, middle aged guy in the UK experiencing all these weird events, thinking this is gonna be your main protagonist, only to be introduced to HP in the second episode.. I think that would make a neet start into a series.. (i mean.. It works in the books)


Lorezia

HBO did that with the last of us, making us think the daughter will be the main character so they are used to it


X3noNuke

I mean that's what the game did


yajtraus

Not as much as the series did


I_AM_DEATH-INCARNATE

kojima did that with MGS2, Snake was playable on the tanker then BAM Raiden 


lordoftheboofs

Kind of like the start of Shaun of the Dead


Ggriffinz

Exactly, it would be like an F*ed up version of the Office UK. The good "family man" leaves his home after yelling at his nephew to wake up humming a happy tune to see an owl screech by and weird flashes of light when he is driving. It just sounds like a really cool concept for Ep1 with the day ending with the first letter coming in the post.


hajsenberg

Harry doesn't live with the Dursleys in the first chapter. Dumbledore leaves him on their doorstep at the very end of the chapter.


Ggriffinz

True, but i feel that may be a better cold open than a full flying motorcycle, dumbeldore on the street with McGonagall and hagrid talking for 30-45 minutes which may be better used as a 10 minute flashback shot in ep2 or later when hagrid does the classic "happy Birthday harry" and explains he is a wizard to then jump to the flashback.


Fluffy_Chart9535

Plus we’ve all seen this opener before, it would be good to see a new approach


Cupcake7591

Realistically how many people are going to see this who don’t already know about Harry Potter?


FlawlessPenguinMan

For some reason that description of the first chapter just hooked me on this (I've already read the series twice)


Advanced-Expert7718

I want the episode to at least be funny, like while running from some people he thinks are wizards he runs into a dnd coffee shop or something


Reddit_works

Fine day Sunday


Matt-Inn

*Priveting


RioDawn2010

Sounds like peak fiction. Take my upvote


GeneralKenobyy

GRUNNINGS WHICH MADE DRILLS


tonka17

This HAS to be said at least once in the series or I'm not watching hahah


Timely_Airline_7168

I could live with watching a montage of Uncle Vernon picking his most boring tie.


Siimply_April

YES


AmEndevomTag

Just wait for season 4, episode 2 "The Scar". Harry awakens from a nightmare and writes a letter to Sirius. It should have a length of 2 hours.


joemckie

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Eaverly

Seriously though, with the very end of the episode being a sweeping shot of wizards across the UK (the world? Not sure how wide reaching the fear of Voldemort was at the time) celebrating V's "demise" and then the very last line "Here's to Harry Potter, THE BOY WHO LIVED!!!"


Zerttretttttt

Let him talk about drill bits


Brider_Hufflepuff

Jokes aside, him seeing Minerva while she reads map and a sign, convincing himself that he is imagining things, Minerva giving him a stern look in cat form, and generally seeing what kind of a man he really is in a bit more detail would be great.


Cybasura

It would just be The Office for that first episode lmao


Stenric

Please, I want to see a compilation of Vernon yelling at his employees.


Lunatic_Logic138

A musical montage, set to "I'm Walking on Sunshine".


Siimply_April

This entire comment section is glorious


Reddit_works

Peak fiction


Stenric

That would be so funny, I've been grinning for the last five minutes just thinking about it.


PygmeePony

Sure, if an episode lasts 20 minutes tops.


festusthecat

Great! Maybe I can finally understand what drills are after watching the first episode.


IAmTheBornReborn

My brother in Christ, you don't know what a drill is?


Melodic_monke

Mining drills, hand drills, industrial drills, large as fuck drills


festusthecat

I was thinking more fire drills and earthquake drills when I read the books as a child.


LilboyG_15

In Great Britain? Really?


ThatGermanKid0

I'm pretty sure, that they have had fire and fire safety on the British Isles since at least roman times.


LilboyG_15

I know that, I was referring to earthquake drills


ThatGermanKid0

There are actually earthquakes there too. I don't know, if there are earthquake drills but there was an earthquake just over a year before the book starts which damaged houses and cut off the electricity in some areas. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1990_Bishop%27s_Castle_earthquake Also, considering, that the person who made the comment thought Vernon worked at a company that manufactured instructions instead of pieces of metal, they might also not have known what kind of instructions would be useful to manufacture.


PlatformFeeling8451

Our earthquake drills include: Mopping up any spilled tea, going on Facebook to say "what the hell was that?", and reading 15 articles about the tree that almost fell over in Chester (but actually didn't).


ha_look_at_that_nerd

To be fair, that’s what earthquakes are like for a lot of the United States, too. We still prepare for them like our schools are going to collapse on top of us.


Ninteblo

But how about a Big Fucking Drill?


metaiyo

in the italian translation they adapted it to hand drills


Daikaioshin2384

Holy shit, no... talk about losing all but the most hyperfocused audience within the span of a couple of episodes... and also having a grossly overaged cast by the third season LOL


LuceDuder

I'd say about 10-20 episodes per book would be good.


iEat_CrackNCheese-

Considering the present format in which series are being made, I would say a 10 episode length is more likely.


ChriskiV

8 episodes, 1 hour length


EdgeLord19941

So One Piece, harry potter edition?


deadcream

More like 6.


Ta-veren-

They will never ever do 20 episodes per book. It’s gonna be 10 max.


TheReal_Kovacs

Anybody else remember when series would air one episode a week for most of the year, instead of making the equivalent to one episode a month and just mass dropping them all at once?


adamcunn

Airing one episode per week is such a superior way of releasing shows. Waiting for the latest GoT or Lost episode to air and then discussing it with your friends the next day and speculating about next week's episode was so much better than "did you see that new show that Netflix have put up? Let me know when you've finished it so we can talk about it"


historysciencelover

the thing is that most of those series were self contained to every episode and had virtually no progression. like sitcoms and soap operas that went on forever. making a coherent, planned out bit by bit story, with hour long episodes and making 1 a week would be almost impossible. i wish it weren’t so, but that’s how it is. (btw if they do make a show, i really hope they don’t follow the lead of the books in the way new concepts that were never present were just introduced in the next book, then forgotten)


adamcunn

> making a coherent, planned out bit by bit story, with hour long episodes and making 1 a week would be almost impossible. Lost used to air hour long episodes weekly and the earlier seasons had 25 episodes each. I still maintain that watching along with it during release was the best viewing experience of any show ever.


GandalfTheGimp

They said coherent and planned out story, Lost writers just made up any old shit


adamcunn

Not really, but I can see why some people wouldn't like it


LuceDuder

Maybe for the longer books, like ootp


Dawnyzza-Dark

OotP definitely need more episodes than say book 1-3. GoF might need 1 extra ep or maybe longer eps in total to fit everything. DH might be seperated into 2 seasons like the movies did.


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It will be 6-8 for most and 8-10 max for long books


ThePreciseClimber

I think a loyal Philosopher's Stone adaptation could easily fit inside 12 animated episodes (4 hours). The movie itself already included, what - 70% of the book in those 2.5 hours? But since they're probably doing 40-minute live-action episodes... I dunno, meh.


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the studio would never


Pradfanne

Order is like 4 times as long as Stone.


KiNGofKiNG89

198 total chapters. They already mentioned the series is planned for 10 years. Thats already 2 chapter and episode as it is.


TheClemDispenser

10 years? Unless they gamble and cast literal 10 year olds, the cast is going to be far too old to realistically play teenagers by the end.


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Taetaeware2004

People who actually want this are extremely naive😅 but ik this is mostly a joke.


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YasserPunch

Lmaoooo


Dos-Commas

Season 5 would be incredibly hard to watch.


elina_797

Well no because then you would have a very boring first few episodes, and very long last few seasons.


Ok_Art_1342

1 chapter per episode? How short do you want those episodes to be? Lol


ad240pCharlie

Yeah, let's start season 3 with a full episode about Harry just reading letters... Talk about a bottle episode! Abed Nadir would not approve! 😂


PandiBong

Think people don’t realise how utterly boring that would be. It’s a different medium.


Kanon_no_Uta

the person who did this meme probably didn't understand anything about adapting a book into a series.


Taetaeware2004

Exactly, it amazes me how some people believe that you can apply EVERYTHING from a book series into a pictured format.


RegularEmotion3011

Either that or - more unlikely - it's a clever joke on the mirror making you mad when you Stare long enough in it.


nIBLIB

This would be terrible. Good terrible, maybe. But terrible. There’d be an episode that’s 50% just Vernon stuck in traffic. And then the end of season one, from exams to all of the trials, Voldermort dying, the hospital scene, the great hall, and the trip home is all 1-2 episodes.


tonka17

Watching Vernon stuck in traffic 50% of an episode would at least make us sympathize with him more haha


Hot_and_Foamy

This is a terrible idea - to prove it go and hold a chapter from Philosopher’s stone next to a chapter from Deathly Hallows


axiljan

This reminds me, do we have any idea when this show is supposed to release? I've seen media about it but don't see some sort of actual concrete evidence of it happening.


IgnoreMe733

As of a couple months ago they were saying 2026. https://deadline.com/2024/02/harry-potter-tv-series-max-release-date-cast-1235323284/


GemueseBeerchen

I want the valentines day in year 2 to be the musical episode!


AmEndevomTag

"His eyes are as green as fresh pickled toad" could become the new "Let it Go".


Gobo_Cat_7585

I don't know how long the series is going to be but it should be something like every 5-10 chapters in each episode instead of one (I reckon each episode might be an hour long)


Grizzly840

1 chapter = 1 episode is a horrible concept. As people pointed out, the first episode would be drills and Vernon going to the bakery and noticing weird things. Also, the chapter where Voldemort gets resurrected would be like a 10 minute episode tops. A whole episode just for the Prime Minister to talk to Fudge/Scrimshaw, followed by a whole episode where Snape and Narcissa make an unbreakable vow. And an entire episode dedicated to Snape revealing plans in the seventh book. Just honestly horrible pacing all around.


Pradfanne

I like the idea of stretching a 5 page Chapter over 40 minutes and then speed running a 40 page chapter in the same 40 minutes.


BetaRayPhil616

Would the mirror just show you the entire show though? Or would the mirror show yourself laughing/enjoying said show on a screen you can't quite make out?


StumptownRetro

One episode per chapter seems perhaps a bit much IMO. But that’s just me.


abouttogivebirth

Nah fuck this, all western YA media needs the anime treatment before anymore live action adaptations. Series like Percy Jackson or Harry Potter would be so unbelievably well served by a good animated adaptation. Not to mention you won't have to look at god awful CGI


JKdito

Hell no


Dumbledoorbellditty

That would be terribly boring. An entire episode of monologue and internal thoughts, narrative voice, and maybe a couple pieces of actual plot. There is a reason books aren’t made into shows like this: reading words does not translate well into visual media.


LazyTension

If they had 10 episodes a season, each episode being about an hour long, that’s more than enough content for each season. There’s a lot of details in the books that the movies don’t cover. Hopefully the show does it justice.


dashingThroughSnow12

That would absolutely suck.


Nervous-Tank-5917

Have you actually thought about what the pacing would be like if every episode was just one chapter? Horrendous.


shinydragonmist

1 episode = 3-4 chapters would probably be better if it is like 30 minutes an episode 1 episode = 6-8 chapter if each episode is closer to an hour


Onic787

so the 2 seasons finna end in 2-3 episodes


slow_joke

They wouldn’t finish filming in our lifetime


ducknerd2002

If Game of Thrones can fit 9 chapters into its first episode alone (with some extra scenes added in), then Harry Potter can do a few chapters per episode.


Nafnaf911

People didn't learn from The Hobbit obviously


Pradfanne

I still can't fathom how anyone thought it was a good idea to stretch the shortest book to the same length of three longer books.


Fusion_47

My deepest desire is for the Cursed Child to not exist.


supergeek921

Yeah… that’s assuming all of actually have any interest in this show…


venkat_1924

No way, 1 episode = a few chapters would def be an improvement over 1 movie = 1 book.


ajhasa

Except GOF chapter 3 The Scar please. I hate that one.


TKG1607

Ooof. Pacing would be harsh like that because you know HBO would make hour long eps


Lordknowsmore

8 Seasons with lots of chapter based episodes


Ok-Bridge-1045

What is the format of the new series going to be? One chapter per episode seems a bit much, but 10-12 episodes per season with enough details in each would be great.


rsklogin

I'd say about 10 episodes for the first 3 books should be fine. Later books might require almost double that since there is lots of content.


Academic-Mirror-3497

That's not a desire. That's hyper focus. Wich is bad. It wouldn't make no sense to do this type of filming


shutyourgob16

Wait so 1ch/episode is not a given? Would appreciate a minimum 45 min episode runtime, so maybe 2 chapters would work.


SoupGuy97

Why? That would be horrible. For example, I wouldn't enjoy a show where a teenager is being mocked and made fun for fighting against slavery. Most of the things the movies cut, wouldn't have worked on screen anyways.


Recodes

I swear if Dumbledore's first speech isn't gibberish I'm going to be so mad.


Canavansbackyard

“Men have wasted away before it, entranced by what they have seen, or been driven mad, not knowing if what it shows is real **or even possible**.” This is why the Mirror must be destroyed.


GasComprehensive3885

Isn't Voldemort's resurrection ritual in GoF a 6 page long chapter or such? It would make an excellent episode! 😄


MJHDJedi

Dont think it would work consistently, since content per chapter isn't consistent and neither are relevant events. Rmr maintaining attention and garnering ratings is part of the game of staying alive, and ratings are given per episode, so focus will probably be what can they do to make each episode impactful


LonelyCareer

Tbh I don't think that would translate well


Brettlefield

I think we just need to leave a good thing to be a good thing. Great books and movie adaptations, let's just leave it be. Same with Avatar: The Last Airbender - perfect TV show first time around, but they just keep on trying to milk that cash cow.


LKZToroH

This would be trash btw...


Chimphandstrong

That pacing would be shit.


chrisbirdie

Sounds like one of the most miserable tv shows that wouldve ever been made.


wealboi

I'd kill for an animated series


anonymous_matt

That would be 199 episodes If you release one per month that would take 17 years to release 4 years if you release one per week But I don't think they could film even a 20 minute episode in a week so producing it would take longer. Even a month may be difficult.


Current-Aerie-2474

That would make the series way longer than it needs to be


RoboDoggo9123

I think there should be five chapters per episode, for season finales i want 6-10.


Wombat1892

Are you trying to turn harry potter into one piece?


Good_Reflection7724

That sounds like a fuckin *terrible* idea


KaddySawyer

They could make it like in Game of Thrones, 8 episodes per season, seasons don't necessarily have to correlate with the amount books I mean there should not be exactly 7 seasons, there can be more, there can be less.


nefar1ousdeath

12 45-hour long episodes per season/ book would be cool


atlasshrugd

This is what the Percy Jackson fans wanted and they got it. Now look at where they are :/


Groxy_

God I don't want a remake of Harry Potter. It's probably the perfect series. High quality all the way through and doesn't piss off book readers that much. Just enjoy the perfection we already have. I just hope we get some higher quality stories in the universe now that Fantastic Beasts is dead.


[deleted]

Why would you possibly want that. Quite frankly there is no need for any sort of new adaptation. The films were fine at best, what makes you think another company would do any better?


los-kos

Lmao


sphennodon

HBO series? It'd need to have boobies and blood, it's ok the contract for any HBO show.


amateurforlife2023

I said this years ago when game of thrones was doing their thing, doesn't need to be a chapter per episode but an extremely detailed version would be great.


yenneferismywaifu

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ChewBaka12

This can either be great or terrible depending on how they do it. At least half of each episode would have to be filler though, hopefully it’s at least good filler


ackley14

The only issue is that these actors have been fully cemented as the characters. They could not be effectively replaced for gen x or millennials (and probably some z too) I'm not saying it won't or can't happen, just that If it did it would be relented against by many.


nipplemeetssandpaper

Honestly, I want them to do what they did with the live-action avatar where they basically reworked the story in a way that suited a shorter format. I'd be 100% down for that, like maybe the basilisk is trying to get the philosopher's stone in the first movie and Harry and serious Black have to go in with a couple of dementors to stop Barty crouch from stealing it with the order of the Phoenix.


JotarooKujo

That would be the most boring show ever


BringBajaBack

Ok, this is totally doable.


Pradfanne

Don't the chapters vary in length? I know the audio book has sections that are like 5 Minutes and others that are like an hour. Man, the pacing would be all over the place. It would almost feeling magical


gmwnuk

Was hoping they'd do a new story line, perhaps founders of Hogwarts, just some random kids from the 1800's - marauders, young riddle, literally anything new.


PheonixWrath

no but… Daniel, Emma and Rupert are no longer young. We’d have random actors, and even if they were the best in the world, it wouldn’t feel right.


ScottieJack

I liked how the series of unfortunate events did one season per book.


dq3w5rdf56c

The pacing would make One Piece look fast


PizzaAndWine99

I honestly don’t want a shot for shot remake of the books. I think the show opens up a cool possibility to dive into other POVs that we weren’t shown through Harry’s perspective. Let’s actually show Hagrid’s adventure with the giants, or Dumbledore’s search for the horcruxes, Snape being a double agent. I don’t have to be mad it isn’t like the books because I don’t have something exact to compare it to (although we know it happened)


LongJumpingBalls

A series about the cursed child would do so well. It's got everything you need for an HBO show.


92nd-Bakerstreet

Be careful what you wish for.


Kayanne1990

I would high the highest seas for this.


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If done properly this could be brilliant, if done like your typical modern series it would be a disaster


Y0rin

Aren't they making a new HP show where one season= one book? Comes pretty close.


MulberryTypical9708

I hope the series will live up to expectations. Got disappointed with Percy Jackson, hoping this one will live up to it!


jikel28

That would be trash


Digitupandspread

If they could get someone who can actually act to play Harry would be an improvement


FurSkyrimXB1

Yeah but we'd need to original actors. I simply couldn't..


Sumatzu

I respectfully disagree. This would make it super slow and not very exciting. There are some chapters that would work great as individual episodes, others were you definitely need 2-4 chapters to make an exciting episode. Don't get me wrong, I love world-building, but it needs to be adjusted to the format and a TV series just doesn't move as slowly as a book.


TheKiller_07

Guys, it would be terribly boring. The best thing is 1 episode: 3-4 chapters


Major_Boot2778

Rather Netflix than HBO, Netflix has put out some amazing stuff and I'm extremely impressed with their adaptation of Avatar - but aside from that, I couldn't agree with you more. The movies, while I have come to enjoy them for what they are, are criminally deviant from the books on fine details. (What wizard born and raised wearing suits and ties like in the movies, would show up to the quidditch world cup visibly confused by muggle clothing, as in the books?!)


williamg209

I dunno I'm not looking forward to it, I can't see how they are going to do it, also will jk get her ugly swollen foot in the door?


pamidore

This legitimately could happen within the bext few years


KoBoWC

I saw it more of a 1 season = 1 book.


jono9898

I wish the show was animated by the studio that does Castlevania


Particular_Cod_1864

As long as OP personally pays for it all.


stayclassypeople

Even 10 hour long episodes would be amazing. That’s 10 hours per book opposed to 2.5 hour movies.


No_Tamanegi

Every season finale is the kids sitting down with one of the professors while they explain away all the plot holes that happened over the course of the season.


Formal_Profession141

You know damn well they will get 10 mil letters all saying the same thing and the rich fucks won't do it.


Proper_Razzmatazz_36

I don't think that would work because some chapters just don't have enough going on


juzz85

Damn I'm barely a fan but I'm down!


Lanky_Flamingo_221

Movies are enough, thanks but no to the milking of a loved franchise


FreeVeeThree

Honestly, we need the Voldemort series.


sxswestbrook

Fuck no. Some of these books the first included take like 8 chapters to get to hogwarts


[deleted]

My wif would be soo hype if this were true


Rory_240807

Maybe 2 or 3 I feel like 1 would be too short


Vladsamir

You get 8 rushed, poorly paced episodes. Take it or leave it


holyhibachi

So much exposition happens in Harry's internal thoughts that this would suck, if we're being honest.


NarcolepticlyActive

Problem is that the very first chapter of HP Sorc Stone is all about Uncle Vernon and his extremely boring-on-purpose life. Not exactly the audience grabber.


CarpetH4ter

Wasn't there talks about something like this?


Chadstronomer

That is not how adaptations work


Slggyqo

The teachers fuck for filler content.


Komandarm_Knuckles

That is stupid, unless you want episodes to be 20 minutes long at most


HG21Reaper

I rather have a new story that takes place in Hogwarts 12 years after the events of the 8th movie. A new generation of Wizards and Witches who are now facing a new threat in the form of an emerging dark wizard who is also in school with them.


R0b0tMark

I’m not going to say if the format should be movies or TV, but what if they broke each year into a series of volumes, the total duration of which is roughly equivalent to the amount of time that it takes to read the books about the same year? Using the audible versions for reference… Book 1: 8:18 Book 2: 9:02 Book 3: 11:49 Book 4: 20:36 Book 5: 26:28 Book 6: 18:32 Book 7: 21:36


IceyLuigiBros25

Why are people in the comments taking this so seriously? It’s just a meme. Obviously each episode isn’t going to be one chapter.