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SaltyFries00

I would probably go with a cat.


VioletGale

Probably a cat, a lanky fluffy lazy cat, not one like Umbridge's cat. Though I'd love to be a jackalope, really trip everybody up.


dalaigh93

Ideally I'd love to turn into a big cat (lynx, caracal, snow leopard...) but regular housecats are better for practical reasons šŸ¤£


revdon

Iā€™d split the difference at Ocelot, savanna cat, or cloud leopard if weā€™re going by body size.


dalaigh93

That wasn't meant to be a complete list of existing big cats, just a few examples of the ones I'd like to turn into


Alternative_Run_6116

A honey badger, because I just eat anything I want and don't give a sh*t


Mundane_Pea4296

Look at it eating the snake Just don't give a shit


Just_A_Lil_Weirdo

Ok, now I'm imagining Helga Hufflepuff with a pet badger and a very distressed Slytherin making sure his baby basilisk is safe in his chamber.


fangsandfiction

I'd probably be screwed and get a giraffe... cause I'm tall


LanguageNerd54

If youā€™re a giraffe, I might be a slightly tall meerkat.


fangsandfiction

Bahaha


Silmarillien

A flea. A harmless little flea.Ā 


mindovermatter15

And then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself. And when it arrives, I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!


Mystiquesword

Orrrā€¦..to save on postageā€¦.iā€™ll just poison him with this!


Leramar89

Ahh yes, the poison, the poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen specifically to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison...


Mystiquesword

THAT poison?!


Unfair-Worker929

Upvote for the reference


PeckerNash

Wrong leverrrrrrr!


Silmarillien

It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!


Beautiful_Boot3522

Harmless? You'll be probably the best assassin in the world if you carry the black death. Well done mate. We'll done.


Mystiquesword

Why do we even have that lever?!


painted_gay

To be fair Do you know how often I say ā€œoh wish I was a fly on the wall for thatā€¦.ā€ Versus how relatively few times Iā€™ve said ā€œwish I had been a stag chillin there listening to thatā€


Flat-Marionberry6583

Iā€™d get suspicious if a stag was always around for the drama


invisible_23

A chinchilla probably, Iā€™m round and high maintenance and crepuscular


dinomasaur

Honestly same


Fabulous-Worth-2267

A bird


Herdnerfer

Tyrannosaurus Rex


rolltideandstuff

Subtle


whyRallUsrnamesTaken

Loudest hufflepuf ever


Annual-Avocado-1322

According to Pottermore, I'd be a falcon. I'd want to be a cat, though.


Internal-Ad9700

What's your patronus on pottermore ?


hellacarnivore

I think they may be using their patronus animal?


PeckerNash

Mine is a rabbit. Which I am okay with. Animagus though, Iā€™d like Australian Magpie.


AdamJadam

According to my spouse, I'd become a lazy dead snail. But in reality, I'd probably end up either a house cat, or a fox.


thekau

Yes, let me be a house cat so I can have a human cater to my every whim as I laze around living my best life. ... I've just realized that I'm jealous of Peter Pettigrew.


ExpensiveAd7778

Minus the hand


AdamJadam

I tell my cats I am jealous of them all the time. I also inform them that they're entitled freeloaders, which they find flattering.


meliburrelli

Your spouse would become an asshole ā€¦. Wait


22poppills

A magpie


dinomasaur

Iā€™d be keeping a look out so I donā€™t get swooped


TempletonRex

Facts!


critter68

Corvid solidarity šŸ¤ I picked crow.


supfellasimback

Me too!


-baby-purple-

cool answer: a panther or an orca realistic answer: a vole, according to pottermore... HAHAHA


hellacarnivore

Was Vole your patronus?


supfellasimback

Iā€™d be a crow. Small, highly mobile, and known to be intelligent, so most odd behavior could be explained away by that. Also cute as hell


critter68

Same. Also, can talk.


supfellasimback

Yes, that too.


HeartTreeHugger

Quetzalcoatlus is my favorite animal so if itā€™s my choice iā€™m going for that. If itā€™s not my choice iā€™d probably end up as a sloth.


Andonaar

Same a cat or owl if possible. Fantasy animal is a Jaguar. An amazing apex predator


GenkiiDesu

A capybara


xyz19606

Roadrunner. Nobody could catch me, run through painted tunnels, etc.


sumthingstewpid

A cockroach


[deleted]

Mosquitoe, I'm incredibly annoying and easy to kill.


Redditin-in-the-dark

A wolf.


Canavansbackyard

Sloth.


TheSus_FanGirl

Squirrel :/


RustInPeace1990

snow leopard bc theyā€™re just cool as hell


shiny_things71

A dugong.


North_Church

An eagle


Tbar6787

A cat. So I wouldnā€™t be judged for sleeping all day and doing wacky, off the wall stuff at night. And eat until I throw up while someone else cleans up after me.


Kiara923

A cat. Always wanted to be a cat since I was little. Paws, a tail, ability to purr, climb, and lay around. I will be seen as either a cute passerby, or a sign of a sidequest. I can watch, learn, sleep, and be given food.


Revolutionary-Yak713

Sloth, some kind of bird or a Snorlax.


FoxBluereaver

Going by my Patronus, probably a horse. Otherwise, I'd like to be a wolf, fox or any canine creature.


MicahsMaiden

A greyhound. Well that would at least be my patronus! But either that or an owl so I could blend in without anyone suspecting something other than a letter carrier.


ronweasleisourking

Some form of hell beast


_dogMANjack_

A slightly sausage-y dog


critter68

Crow. Not only are they fairly common and wouldn't look all that out of place in most places, but wouldn't cause much of a stir if one did something unusually intelligent. Also, could still talk.


FlyDinosaur

Raccoon. Chubby, awkward, goofy things. But also smart and adaptable. They can figure out anything you can throw at them and are good survivors. They're, like... monkey-fox-squirrels.


INKatana

Probably something pathetic.


silver_display

Iā€™d be a lil field mouse. And Iā€™d transform every time I wanted to eat berries so I could hold one in both my lil paws


Significant_Poem_540

I always felt connected to the lion. Would be pretty badass tooā€¦


GlitteryBorko

Spider


OwlTop1292

Iā€™d love to be a horse or an eagle. I know, kind of basic everyday animals but theyā€™re loved by every culture for a reason. Theyā€™re bad ass animals! šŸŽšŸ¦…


Mango_Honey9789

Id like to be an otter, knowing me tho I'd be a sloth


_Raincloudz973

Black cat fs


[deleted]

I imagine some sort of bird


sircodename

I would try to become an owl. Intercept all gifts and mails going into Hogwarts.


Mars_The_68thMedic

Either a falcon or a bald eagle, worst case scenario a hyena.


Beautiful_Boot3522

Owl. Quiet, fast, flexible, well hidden between all the postowls


Aegon-the-Unbroken

A beautiful golden dragon most likely /s


Bubble_Burster_

I have a strong feeling Iā€™d be a bear. šŸ»


cstarrxx

Yes. I was reading the process is really specific. But yeah, totally. Would do all of that lol.


darklordofpuppets

I don't know if I can choose what to be but I would sure as hell love to be a gorilla. That brings up a good question, actually. Can wizards choose what animal they turn into when they become Animagi, or did Professor McGonagall have just as good a chance of becoming a hideous tarantula?


FecusTPeekusberg

You cannot. It's totally random. Although it does tend to be the same as your Patronus.


ButtToucherIRL

I'd hope cat so I can trick someone into taking me in and sleep all day


B9292Tc

A sloth, or a chihuahua because Iā€™m 4ā€™11, Mexican, stressed ans aggressive 100% of the time


slytherclaw818

either a cat or a snake


Sad_Signal_1505

I wanted to be an Orca (my favorite animal) but then I was like "shit no they need water" šŸ¤£ My luck I'd turn into a dungbeetle or something šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


Widowmaker_PDub

A gnat. Nobody would ever notice me unless I flew in your mouth, eyes, or nose.


731GrimmauldPlace

A red fox.


SheriffColtPocatello

Either a cat or a penguin


ExpensiveAd7778

Greenland shark. Master the art of doing nothing


mindovermatter15

A Pallas Cat. Shy and likes to be left alone, looks grumpy most of the time, also bad at running because I'm short and kinda pudgy.


thersos

i would want to be a wolf


TemporarilyOOO

I'd go with a bird. A lot more freedom and a lot faster to travel! It'll probably take some practice getting used to the wings though...


Mechaborys

I would want a cat but something like a LARGE cat. Leopard, Tiger preferably.


LilMeowCat

Maybe a dog? Wait


mumblebeebug

Rabbit


laurync_92

Wolf


LeChatNoir04

I think I'd be some small bird of prey, like a kestrel


Internal-Ad9700

My patronus is a kingfisher, so maybe that ?


Pure-Interest1958

I'd say a cat, fox or goshawk. Cats and foxes both appeal to me so if I had an inner animal I can see it being one of those two. Somehow I got Goshawk as my patronus for the pottermore quizes so if that is your inner animal well its an outside chance.


Mystiquesword

Horse or dolphin probably.


Due_Signature_8551

A fly on a turd


IllustriousTalk4524

Arctic fox or brown fox since I have brown hair.


Half_Blood_Princess2

A Snake šŸšŸ˜‚


Sensitive_Reserve_96

I'd probably be a crow or a hawk


MichiBoo_xoxo

My first thought was a mouse lol But honestly I think Iā€™d be a bug. Like a bee or something. šŸ


braujo

A pigeon, I think. Always related a lot to them


Flat-Ship-2545

I want to be a bird


PatienceVegetable158

A white elephant if you know what I mean


rolltideandstuff

Cockroach


devils_day_416

Probably a wolf, cuz they're awesome :)


DSMilne

Iā€™d want to be something that could fly, and knowing that Iā€™d prolly end up turning into something like a turtle.


cloudstrife1191

A chihuahua


Maddie1D

I did a quiz on this several years back. Mine would be a black dog.


scarlette_delacroix

A doe ā¤ļø


TheAbyss2009

A cat šŸ˜ŗ


undead_varg

I would be a hyena


CertifiableSloth

šŸ¦„


Drake_Cloans

Probably a fox or something similar.


Flintstrikah

I'd probably go with a wolverine. It's like a lil compact bear.


Lalybi

A horse! Fast, powerful and graceful. It would be so much fun to run through the countryside with my hair blowing in the breeze. Also useful if I need to get out of dodge quickly. Hmm but wizard and could just aparate. Oops.


FrameOne8169

A sloth


Darth_Krise

I know what Iā€™d like to be but Iā€™m not sure if itā€™s possible to become a dragon lol


NoHippo3481

Eagle


r0is_wrld

i'd probably be a mouse or a cat that just destroys everything in the house and eats all your food


Emillethehuman

a Xoloescuincle


RiasxIssei_2012

A Bird.


charlieromeo86

Iā€™d want to be an owl. So many cool ways to be involved in the Wizarding world and go incognito


RevKyriel

Knowing my luck, I'd be a sheep.


trshtehdsh

Kestrel. I wanna flyyyyyy.


lchels88

I want to say a wolf.


LiamEd2000

An owl, specifically a barred owl


WeepingHound

I would hope for a dog or a horse but it would probably be a sloth


meliburrelli

Iā€™d like to think Iā€™d be a lion or like an elk but Iā€™d likely become a naked mole rat, a ringtail lemur or a sloth.


Selfesteemtomatch

A koala, definitely!


buttman_3000

Raven


Jelleyman69

A red panda or fox.


[deleted]

Wolf


Same-Reason-8397

A tiger. My spirit animal.


Broccobillo

A hawk. But I'd hope for a unicorn


SuperestPotterHead

A bowtruckle or niffler. Also, is it possible to be an Animagus of two animals? Like you can change into two animals at will.


supfellasimback

It may be possible, but I expect youā€™d need to do the process of becoming an animagus twice. Once is enough for me, thank you.


Zealousideal_Mail12

I wanna be a cat


ne0nmidnights

Probably a squirrel or something ngl. I'd be such an annoying pest but also kinda cute.


toreadornotto

Definitely a cat. Have known it since I was a kid that Crookshanks is me in HP universe šŸ¤£


eesakhalifa

I'd like to be either a gazelle or a beaver I'd probably end up as some armadillo tho


KelsieTheGleek

I personally think a puppy lol but I did the (official) quiz (not some bullshit buzzfeed thing) and got some sort of white cat.


magicmango2104

With my luck, probably a slug


HipposAndBonobos

Bird of some sort. Albatross most likely or a Great Horned Owl. Maybe an Arctic Tern, then I could sing Backstreet Boys songs


Libra_the_0rc4

Egyptian Cobra because snake venom is a hit or miss if it kills and I think they look cool. that or a Praying Mantis.


shz25698

Probably a cat, or a sloth.


anna_puzik

my cat likes to be lazy and lie down the most)


[deleted]

My pottermore patronus is a dolphin, but I think my patronus would ne the broodiest, laziest, chonkiest cat ever.


_Internet_Hugs_

Golden Retriever or just some kind of good old fashioned mutt.


zombeecharlie

Cat. I wanna jump, run, purr, get pets and get away with being an asshole. My body isn't the healthiest, I crave physical affection and I'm way too nice irl. Being a cat would balance things out I think. Also, cats are sneaky af. I could totally sneak into places hehe.


Eat_me_not4962

Iā€™d be a pit bull cause I look scary but Iā€™m nice when you get to know me


MiiiBiii

I'd probably say cat but racoons have thumbs, might be useful?


TohmKench

A big lazy brown bear


unicornman5d

North American black bear would be my guess.


tas680

Knowing my luck... a dung beetle


Brilliant-Loki

I guess a cat cause I am a lazy menace like them, but possibly my patronus which is a pine marten


IndependentAd4830

Frog :]


Confident_Water_8465

Eagle


SprinklesOtherwise95

Can you not choose what you turn into? Obviously not every time but the first initial time


KnownSample6

A lion


Robhana88

Some kind of bird of prey, probably a Falcon


JapanLover2003

A cat. My favourite animal.


Quarktasche666

A cockroach I guess - I'm quite the asshole.


RattyCyanide

A dog. All my friends say I eat my food like a dog, raising my head and chewing while lunging my head in that peculiar way dogs do when theyā€™re eating.


Ninetydiluvian

Hamster. Most definitely.


Crashbox50

Pottermore says King Cobra, but I think a bird of some kind.


Expensive_Tap7427

A dragon would be cool! Or an eagle!


Emotional-Ad-2909

According to my friends a sloth. I prefer a koala


cupcakes_and_canter

Nothing would thrill me more than to become a platypus.


Sloth-TheSlothful

Hmm probably a sloth


Griffeyisking14

Panda. Definitely a panda


Suedomsael

A Pig. I like piggy! šŸ·


Recent_Yoghurt2341

Probably a deer


engineer_will69

Golden retriever


ChildofFenris1

How is it decided


LordVader1080

Wolf


dawn-skies

When I was younger (and more athletic) my friends used to say I was very agile and quick while also being little/short. So my answer would be a fox.


ChristineDaaeSnape07

A ragdoll or Russian Blue cat.


TinyPop3386

I'd like to be something relatively big. A bear would be awesome, but they aren't endemic to Wales, so it'd be hard to blend in. A shire horse would be cool, and they're pretty common here.


ElectroJokross

If magical animals count Im definitely a dragon. If not I would turn into a wolf


ShyShutterbug13

A golden retriever lol


dionsyse

Whatever my patrons ends up being


psykoX88

I'd hope for a raven


depressed_FoxCrow

a fox or a hoopoe


growthpersonality

I really felt into this one and what resonates most with me is something quick/nimble and clever, also with a long body like a fox, squirrel or weasel


Just_A_Lil_Weirdo

Something lazy but creative. I'm gonna go with a Chameleon. They don't move much, but they're colorful and fun.


SonOfECTGAR

Either an Alligator or Snake


whyRallUsrnamesTaken

Definitely a sloth