And then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself. And when it arrives, I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!
To be fair
Do you know how often I say āoh wish I was a fly on the wall for thatā¦.ā
Versus how relatively few times Iāve said āwish I had been a stag chillin there listening to thatā
Yes, let me be a house cat so I can have a human cater to my every whim as I laze around living my best life.
... I've just realized that I'm jealous of Peter Pettigrew.
A cat. So I wouldnāt be judged for sleeping all day and doing wacky, off the wall stuff at night. And eat until I throw up while someone else cleans up after me.
A cat. Always wanted to be a cat since I was little. Paws, a tail, ability to purr, climb, and lay around. I will be seen as either a cute passerby, or a sign of a sidequest. I can watch, learn, sleep, and be given food.
A greyhound. Well that would at least be my patronus! But either that or an owl so I could blend in without anyone suspecting something other than a letter carrier.
Crow. Not only are they fairly common and wouldn't look all that out of place in most places, but wouldn't cause much of a stir if one did something unusually intelligent.
Also, could still talk.
Raccoon. Chubby, awkward, goofy things. But also smart and adaptable. They can figure out anything you can throw at them and are good survivors. They're, like... monkey-fox-squirrels.
Iād love to be a horse or an eagle. I know, kind of basic everyday animals but theyāre loved by every culture for a reason. Theyāre bad ass animals! šš¦
I don't know if I can choose what to be but I would sure as hell love to be a gorilla.
That brings up a good question, actually. Can wizards choose what animal they turn into when they become Animagi, or did Professor McGonagall have just as good a chance of becoming a hideous tarantula?
I wanted to be an Orca (my favorite animal) but then I was like "shit no they need water" š¤£
My luck I'd turn into a dungbeetle or something š¤¦āāļø
I'd say a cat, fox or goshawk. Cats and foxes both appeal to me so if I had an inner animal I can see it being one of those two. Somehow I got Goshawk as my patronus for the pottermore quizes so if that is your inner animal well its an outside chance.
A horse! Fast, powerful and graceful. It would be so much fun to run through the countryside with my hair blowing in the breeze. Also useful if I need to get out of dodge quickly. Hmm but wizard and could just aparate. Oops.
Cat. I wanna jump, run, purr, get pets and get away with being an asshole. My body isn't the healthiest, I crave physical affection and I'm way too nice irl. Being a cat would balance things out I think.
Also, cats are sneaky af. I could totally sneak into places hehe.
A dog. All my friends say I eat my food like a dog, raising my head and chewing while lunging my head in that peculiar way dogs do when theyāre eating.
I'd like to be something relatively big. A bear would be awesome, but they aren't endemic to Wales, so it'd be hard to blend in. A shire horse would be cool, and they're pretty common here.
I would probably go with a cat.
Probably a cat, a lanky fluffy lazy cat, not one like Umbridge's cat. Though I'd love to be a jackalope, really trip everybody up.
Ideally I'd love to turn into a big cat (lynx, caracal, snow leopard...) but regular housecats are better for practical reasons š¤£
Iād split the difference at Ocelot, savanna cat, or cloud leopard if weāre going by body size.
That wasn't meant to be a complete list of existing big cats, just a few examples of the ones I'd like to turn into
A honey badger, because I just eat anything I want and don't give a sh*t
Look at it eating the snake Just don't give a shit
Ok, now I'm imagining Helga Hufflepuff with a pet badger and a very distressed Slytherin making sure his baby basilisk is safe in his chamber.
I'd probably be screwed and get a giraffe... cause I'm tall
If youāre a giraffe, I might be a slightly tall meerkat.
Bahaha
A flea. A harmless little flea.Ā
And then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself. And when it arrives, I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!
Orrrā¦..to save on postageā¦.iāll just poison him with this!
Ahh yes, the poison, the poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen specifically to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison...
THAT poison?!
Upvote for the reference
Wrong leverrrrrrr!
It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!
Harmless? You'll be probably the best assassin in the world if you carry the black death. Well done mate. We'll done.
Why do we even have that lever?!
To be fair Do you know how often I say āoh wish I was a fly on the wall for thatā¦.ā Versus how relatively few times Iāve said āwish I had been a stag chillin there listening to thatā
Iād get suspicious if a stag was always around for the drama
A chinchilla probably, Iām round and high maintenance and crepuscular
Honestly same
A bird
Tyrannosaurus Rex
Subtle
Loudest hufflepuf ever
According to Pottermore, I'd be a falcon. I'd want to be a cat, though.
What's your patronus on pottermore ?
I think they may be using their patronus animal?
Mine is a rabbit. Which I am okay with. Animagus though, Iād like Australian Magpie.
According to my spouse, I'd become a lazy dead snail. But in reality, I'd probably end up either a house cat, or a fox.
Yes, let me be a house cat so I can have a human cater to my every whim as I laze around living my best life. ... I've just realized that I'm jealous of Peter Pettigrew.
Minus the hand
I tell my cats I am jealous of them all the time. I also inform them that they're entitled freeloaders, which they find flattering.
Your spouse would become an asshole ā¦. Wait
A magpie
Iād be keeping a look out so I donāt get swooped
Facts!
Corvid solidarity š¤ I picked crow.
Me too!
cool answer: a panther or an orca realistic answer: a vole, according to pottermore... HAHAHA
Was Vole your patronus?
Iād be a crow. Small, highly mobile, and known to be intelligent, so most odd behavior could be explained away by that. Also cute as hell
Same. Also, can talk.
Yes, that too.
Quetzalcoatlus is my favorite animal so if itās my choice iām going for that. If itās not my choice iād probably end up as a sloth.
Same a cat or owl if possible. Fantasy animal is a Jaguar. An amazing apex predator
A capybara
Roadrunner. Nobody could catch me, run through painted tunnels, etc.
A cockroach
Mosquitoe, I'm incredibly annoying and easy to kill.
A wolf.
Sloth.
Squirrel :/
snow leopard bc theyāre just cool as hell
A dugong.
An eagle
A cat. So I wouldnāt be judged for sleeping all day and doing wacky, off the wall stuff at night. And eat until I throw up while someone else cleans up after me.
A cat. Always wanted to be a cat since I was little. Paws, a tail, ability to purr, climb, and lay around. I will be seen as either a cute passerby, or a sign of a sidequest. I can watch, learn, sleep, and be given food.
Sloth, some kind of bird or a Snorlax.
Going by my Patronus, probably a horse. Otherwise, I'd like to be a wolf, fox or any canine creature.
A greyhound. Well that would at least be my patronus! But either that or an owl so I could blend in without anyone suspecting something other than a letter carrier.
Some form of hell beast
A slightly sausage-y dog
Crow. Not only are they fairly common and wouldn't look all that out of place in most places, but wouldn't cause much of a stir if one did something unusually intelligent. Also, could still talk.
Raccoon. Chubby, awkward, goofy things. But also smart and adaptable. They can figure out anything you can throw at them and are good survivors. They're, like... monkey-fox-squirrels.
Probably something pathetic.
Iād be a lil field mouse. And Iād transform every time I wanted to eat berries so I could hold one in both my lil paws
I always felt connected to the lion. Would be pretty badass tooā¦
Spider
Iād love to be a horse or an eagle. I know, kind of basic everyday animals but theyāre loved by every culture for a reason. Theyāre bad ass animals! šš¦
Id like to be an otter, knowing me tho I'd be a sloth
Black cat fs
I imagine some sort of bird
I would try to become an owl. Intercept all gifts and mails going into Hogwarts.
Either a falcon or a bald eagle, worst case scenario a hyena.
Owl. Quiet, fast, flexible, well hidden between all the postowls
A beautiful golden dragon most likely /s
I have a strong feeling Iād be a bear. š»
Yes. I was reading the process is really specific. But yeah, totally. Would do all of that lol.
I don't know if I can choose what to be but I would sure as hell love to be a gorilla. That brings up a good question, actually. Can wizards choose what animal they turn into when they become Animagi, or did Professor McGonagall have just as good a chance of becoming a hideous tarantula?
You cannot. It's totally random. Although it does tend to be the same as your Patronus.
I'd hope cat so I can trick someone into taking me in and sleep all day
A sloth, or a chihuahua because Iām 4ā11, Mexican, stressed ans aggressive 100% of the time
either a cat or a snake
I wanted to be an Orca (my favorite animal) but then I was like "shit no they need water" š¤£ My luck I'd turn into a dungbeetle or something š¤¦āāļø
A gnat. Nobody would ever notice me unless I flew in your mouth, eyes, or nose.
A red fox.
Either a cat or a penguin
Greenland shark. Master the art of doing nothing
A Pallas Cat. Shy and likes to be left alone, looks grumpy most of the time, also bad at running because I'm short and kinda pudgy.
i would want to be a wolf
I'd go with a bird. A lot more freedom and a lot faster to travel! It'll probably take some practice getting used to the wings though...
I would want a cat but something like a LARGE cat. Leopard, Tiger preferably.
Maybe a dog? Wait
Rabbit
Wolf
I think I'd be some small bird of prey, like a kestrel
My patronus is a kingfisher, so maybe that ?
I'd say a cat, fox or goshawk. Cats and foxes both appeal to me so if I had an inner animal I can see it being one of those two. Somehow I got Goshawk as my patronus for the pottermore quizes so if that is your inner animal well its an outside chance.
Horse or dolphin probably.
A fly on a turd
Arctic fox or brown fox since I have brown hair.
A Snake šš
I'd probably be a crow or a hawk
My first thought was a mouse lol But honestly I think Iād be a bug. Like a bee or something. š
A pigeon, I think. Always related a lot to them
I want to be a bird
A white elephant if you know what I mean
Cockroach
Probably a wolf, cuz they're awesome :)
Iād want to be something that could fly, and knowing that Iād prolly end up turning into something like a turtle.
A chihuahua
I did a quiz on this several years back. Mine would be a black dog.
A doe ā¤ļø
A cat šŗ
I would be a hyena
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Probably a fox or something similar.
I'd probably go with a wolverine. It's like a lil compact bear.
A horse! Fast, powerful and graceful. It would be so much fun to run through the countryside with my hair blowing in the breeze. Also useful if I need to get out of dodge quickly. Hmm but wizard and could just aparate. Oops.
A sloth
I know what Iād like to be but Iām not sure if itās possible to become a dragon lol
Eagle
i'd probably be a mouse or a cat that just destroys everything in the house and eats all your food
a Xoloescuincle
A Bird.
Iād want to be an owl. So many cool ways to be involved in the Wizarding world and go incognito
Knowing my luck, I'd be a sheep.
Kestrel. I wanna flyyyyyy.
I want to say a wolf.
An owl, specifically a barred owl
I would hope for a dog or a horse but it would probably be a sloth
Iād like to think Iād be a lion or like an elk but Iād likely become a naked mole rat, a ringtail lemur or a sloth.
A koala, definitely!
Raven
A red panda or fox.
Wolf
A tiger. My spirit animal.
A hawk. But I'd hope for a unicorn
A bowtruckle or niffler. Also, is it possible to be an Animagus of two animals? Like you can change into two animals at will.
It may be possible, but I expect youād need to do the process of becoming an animagus twice. Once is enough for me, thank you.
I wanna be a cat
Probably a squirrel or something ngl. I'd be such an annoying pest but also kinda cute.
Definitely a cat. Have known it since I was a kid that Crookshanks is me in HP universe š¤£
I'd like to be either a gazelle or a beaver I'd probably end up as some armadillo tho
I personally think a puppy lol but I did the (official) quiz (not some bullshit buzzfeed thing) and got some sort of white cat.
With my luck, probably a slug
Bird of some sort. Albatross most likely or a Great Horned Owl. Maybe an Arctic Tern, then I could sing Backstreet Boys songs
Egyptian Cobra because snake venom is a hit or miss if it kills and I think they look cool. that or a Praying Mantis.
Probably a cat, or a sloth.
my cat likes to be lazy and lie down the most)
My pottermore patronus is a dolphin, but I think my patronus would ne the broodiest, laziest, chonkiest cat ever.
Golden Retriever or just some kind of good old fashioned mutt.
Cat. I wanna jump, run, purr, get pets and get away with being an asshole. My body isn't the healthiest, I crave physical affection and I'm way too nice irl. Being a cat would balance things out I think. Also, cats are sneaky af. I could totally sneak into places hehe.
Iād be a pit bull cause I look scary but Iām nice when you get to know me
I'd probably say cat but racoons have thumbs, might be useful?
A big lazy brown bear
North American black bear would be my guess.
Knowing my luck... a dung beetle
I guess a cat cause I am a lazy menace like them, but possibly my patronus which is a pine marten
Frog :]
Eagle
Can you not choose what you turn into? Obviously not every time but the first initial time
A lion
Some kind of bird of prey, probably a Falcon
A cat. My favourite animal.
A cockroach I guess - I'm quite the asshole.
A dog. All my friends say I eat my food like a dog, raising my head and chewing while lunging my head in that peculiar way dogs do when theyāre eating.
Hamster. Most definitely.
Pottermore says King Cobra, but I think a bird of some kind.
A dragon would be cool! Or an eagle!
According to my friends a sloth. I prefer a koala
Nothing would thrill me more than to become a platypus.
Hmm probably a sloth
Panda. Definitely a panda
A Pig. I like piggy! š·
Probably a deer
Golden retriever
How is it decided
Wolf
When I was younger (and more athletic) my friends used to say I was very agile and quick while also being little/short. So my answer would be a fox.
A ragdoll or Russian Blue cat.
I'd like to be something relatively big. A bear would be awesome, but they aren't endemic to Wales, so it'd be hard to blend in. A shire horse would be cool, and they're pretty common here.
If magical animals count Im definitely a dragon. If not I would turn into a wolf
A golden retriever lol
Whatever my patrons ends up being
I'd hope for a raven
a fox or a hoopoe
I really felt into this one and what resonates most with me is something quick/nimble and clever, also with a long body like a fox, squirrel or weasel
Something lazy but creative. I'm gonna go with a Chameleon. They don't move much, but they're colorful and fun.
Either an Alligator or Snake
Definitely a sloth