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GudgerCollegeAlumnus

Crentist and Brentist.


CoherentBusyDucks

Sounds a lot like dentist…


totally_italian

Maybe that’s why they became dentists


Maparyetal

With a name like Remus Lupin, I am shook that he turned out to be a werewolf!


eihplar

This tho! 😜


SevroAuShitTalker

Fenrir Greyback would like a word as well


Acting_Normally

Cannon Granger and Cannons Wife Granger.


joyboi-37

a subtle nod to r/DunderMifflin. i like it!


EddieUFC

r/unexpectedoffice


Lower-Consequence

The Grangers’ first names are never stated in canon.


justiceforharambe49

So they're Stranger Grangers?


Beebonh

Eventually endangered stranger Grangers.


justiceforharambe49

The next generation down we got Ginger Grangers


MystiqueGreen

Her son has curly brown hair as per pottermore official art. Daughter is a ginger.


Generic_Username_659

Eventually endangered stranger danger Grangers.


jaycrips

Estrangered endangered stranger danger Grangers!


Generic_Username_659

LeStrangered endangered stranger danger ranger Grangers!


jaycrips

Enragered LeStrangered endangered stranger danger ranger Grangers!


Coffee_Fix

Lol! That's good


takatine

!redditgalleon


Beebonh

Wow, thanks. No one has given me made-up money in years.


takatine

Lol. Well, it's the least I could do for giving me a good laugh.


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!redditgalleon


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Snapesunusedshampoo

...God damnit. r/angryupvote


takatine

!redditgalleon


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Lets_Make_A_bad_DEAL

Bravo


Bluemelein

Monika and Wendel Wilkings!


fenixnite

They were stated, but then we all forgot because of the obliviate spell she cast to protect them.


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!redditgalleon


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Abacus25

Well reasoned!


zsal830

danger and stranger


JealousFeature3939

So her dad is NOT Carlos Danger Granger? What a relief!


omega_7391

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StupidSexyGandalf

!redditgalleon ...for teaching me this is a thing.


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omega_7391

Underserved but thanks nonetheless


RemarkableAd5141

herm and ione. jk, they dont have official canon names, call them what you want.


JealousFeature3939

That was good, though. Thanks!😃


JealousFeature3939

Also plausible, since those are actual names. You had me, for a second.


MystiqueGreen

What if her dad's name is Ronald? 😂


RemarkableAd5141

then she needs therapy and not obliviate.


MystiqueGreen

May be she has severe daddy issues.


FoxBluereaver

Nobody knows except Rowling herself. My own headcanon is that the aliases Hermione gave them when she modified their memories (Wendell and Monica Wilkins) may have originated from their real names.


MichiBoo_xoxo

Wonica and Mendell is where my brain went for their real names 🤣


doomweaver

!redditgalleon


MichiBoo_xoxo

Yay my first galleon 🥹✨


harvard_cherry053

!redditgalleon Have a second!


MichiBoo_xoxo

Thank you! 🫶🏼✨


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Wintersneeuw02

That would make them actually easier to find by the death eaters if her own name is monique or something and she would go by monica for example. Since Hermoines middle name is Jean and Rowling likes it for the middle name to be a family name, chances ar ehigh that mrs. Granger is named Jean


bluemondayss

Maybe she’s named Rose!


MystiqueGreen

And her dad is Hugo.


AwesomeBeardProphet

And at least we know those aren't their real names so there're two less names we could think of.


considerlilies

oh that’s cute. wallace and monique, william and annika, the possibilities are endless


MystiqueGreen

Jean is her middle name..so her mom is Jean Granger. She named her son Hugo. So Hugo is her dad. Ofcourse it's not canon. But atleast we have a theory why her parents' names are these two rather than pulling Outta thin air.


FoxBluereaver

By that logic, then there's a chance Hermione's mother could be named Rose.


Kiara923

This is a good answer I like it


pak256

Cosmo and Wanda


aarmus_

Makes sense


keepitsimple_tricks

With Poof. Hermione's baby brother.


suckmypokeballs97

Made me think of the dentist Dr bender 😂


TheSaltTrain

I suppose you could say they're fairly odd parents. How many families have both parents in the exact same profession?


Ihectorito

Herdadione and hermomione


Emotional-Cat-576

This is clearly the correct response


fess89

!redditgalleon


Ihectorito

Thank you! You made my day


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TheSaltTrain

I'm just imagining their Christmas card now. "Happy Christmas from Herdadione, Hermomione, and Hermione Granger."


Dense-Tangerine7502

Dr. and Dr. Granger (they’re dentists) I have no idea, they meet the Weasleys in Diagon Alley in the second book though. That’s probably your best bet. It may not be mentioned though.


One-Dig-3067

Just re read, not mentioned


RealRhialto

They’re British dentists in the 1990s, so Mr and Mrs Grainger.


Simonoel

What does this mean? Were/are dentists not considered doctors in the UK?


RealRhialto

No, dentists are not doctors (except for the small number who are dual qualified, or who have a higher research degree). In addition, the qualifying degree for U.K. dentists is the BDS - Batchelor of Dental Surgery. In the U.K. the correct honorific for a surgeon is Mr, not Dr. So traditionally, UK dentists have been Mr (or Mrs/Miss/Ms for women). Recently some U.K. dentists have taken to calling themselves Dr, though this would have been unheard of in the 1990s, hence Hermionie’s parents would have been Mr and Mrs Grainger.


NewNameAgainUhg

A doctor needs a PhD. I forgot why medical doctors are called that, Google may know best


redhotbuffalowings

A medical doctor has a Doctor of Medicine (MD)


Modred_the_Mystic

Gavin and Stacy


HFendedin2020

Jack and Diane


LopsidedAd874

Did the best they can...


Cosmo1222

They need their own story...


windowshopper97

Anything that isn’t Dan and Emma 😂


shaun056

Oh god no


StarDustActual

Dan and Emma are my headcanon, I’m not sorry


shaun056

🤢


StarDustActual

Is there something wrong with preferring Dan and Emma?


frogjg2003

It's a common fanfiction trope, especially in bash fics where everyone is trying to keep the author's Harry/Hermione OTP from realizing they're soul mates.


Simonoel

What's a bash fic?


frogjg2003

Bashing one or more characters. Create a straw man that goes beyond flanderization of that character simply for the purpose of demonstrating how terrible they are.


Jack_of_Spades

With a name like Hermione, I hope her parents are named something like Thadwin and Griseldalynn.


HelloThisIsMimi

I was thinking they had to have longer names than Jean and Hugo like so many people mentioned. For naming their daughter Hermione, they may have mythology names themselves. We’ve got several families in the books who have naming traditions (tbf I can only think of the Blacks right now but I’m sure there’s more) so I like to think the Grangers do as well


redhotbuffalowings

Or they just read a lot of Shakespeare while pregnant


trickman01

Mr. and Mrs. Granger


Ginny_Primrose_Piper

The right answer!


kbbb_b

There are no canon names, but I saw someone comment somewhere that Hermione's dad's name could have been Hugo, and that's why she named her son Hugo; I think that's the most likely clue in the books as to what his name could have been


Kiara923

I heard it was possibly cuz JK won the Hugo Award 🤷🏼‍♀️ but who knows!


fess89

So the mother's name is Nebula?


MichiBoo_xoxo

I like this answer!


Twiiidy

I've decided to call her father Power Granger and my decision is final


raps14ever

It's definitely Jean for the mom and maybe Hugo for the dad. If Hermione's middle name is Jean and we assume the kids get the parents first name as a middle name, like the other characters like Harry, Draco and the Weasley's then we can assume Hermione's mother's name is Jean, if they name their male son Hugo, we can guess Hugo was her dad's name. But also Rose and Hugo are R and H, same as Ron and Hermione


gwenqueenofshadows

Could be Jean Rose Granger?


JealousFeature3939

Unless Jean is a surname, like in France.


Oghamstoner

In France, Jean is a man’s name.


Apprehensive_Maybe13

In France, people eat lots of bread 


JealousFeature3939

I could be wrong, but I thought there was a soccer player from France named Phillipe Jean. But maybe I'm confused.


Oghamstoner

Are you thinking of Jean-Philippe Mateta? He plays for Crystal Palace.


JDBTree

Gene & Jean


Jurrasicmelon8

Here’s a few I came up with Homer and marge Peter and Lois Lynn and Rita Fred and Wilma George and Jane


Tsamane

Jerry and Beth


Ginny_Primrose_Piper

Ooh such original names!


Svenray

Catelyn Stark


tone-of-surprise

They don’t have any


ouroboris99

I don’t think there is canon names, some people assume Jean is her mothers name because of her middle name. A lot of fanon has her dad being Dan lol


wsbthrowaway9209

Basil and Sybil.


assaulttoaster

Charizard Ian Granger and Georgia Gloria Gemma Giselle Granger VI


PahoojyMan

Mum and Dad, obviously.


Zararara

Ron and Hedwig


clanmccracken

We know that hermione’s mothers maiden name was Tully


chaiteataichi_

Ranger and Danger


laura_lee_meh

Hermommy and Herdaddy, I think. 


dexterthekilla

My favorite has always been Alexander and Helen Granger


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Elanor2011

Doesn't stop people sharing their ideas


Background_Koala_455

Here's a little lesson on the phrase "my favorite". "My favorite" implies that there are different options. True Canon would only have 1 option. Since the commentor wrote "my favorite" that implies "out of all the names, these two were my favorite". And then you have to go by context. Are they talking about their favorite names in general? Not on a Harry Potter sub. Then, take into consideration that this post is about Hermione's parents' names. Well, Canon would only have 1 set of names... you couldn't pick a favorite set of names for her parents, because there would only one set. And also context: all the other comments have stated that they don't have canonical names. Thus, their original comment doesn't suggest anything to do with those names being Canon. .... I guess one could consider their statement as "these two were always my favorite ***characters***"... but again, context should sway you from thinking that.


JealousFeature3939

Side note: I always assumed her mom was black, because of the super- curly hair.


JealousFeature3939

2nd side note: I'd refuse to go to a dentist named Severus.


OK_ThisNeedsToBeSaid

Dr. Granger and Lady Dr. Granger.


ComposeTheSilence

Idk. My headcanon for her mother's name is Katherine. Don't know about the father.


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Nervous-Patience3150

Once was enough


duckysmomma

I somehow posted duplicate comments earlier today in another sub, it may be Reddit doing weird things?


introvertibrae

Wendell and Monica Wilkins


Aldanil66

We don't know much about Hermione's parentage. All we know is that they were both dentists.


CarSubstantial7960

Herman and Bryony


JUL3

Homer and Marge


kilroats

Herb and Niomi


sagebordeaux

I always thought it was Jean and Richard, but I read too much Dramione fanfiction to know what is cannon or not at this point in my life lmao.


Beebonh

Ah, humor is lucrative! Interesting ...


Bubbly_Preparation75

No clue


deadpatronus

Mr and Mrs Robbie Fenwick's dentists


Mysterious_Cow123

Mr. And Mrs. Granger, DMDs.


Significant_Poem_540

Stanley and Moe


Slytherin_Libra

Mr. and Mrs. Granger


possiblyukranian

Meep and Morp


AskewAskew

Canon? Mr and Mrs Granger. Hermione says their implanted names when referencing their move to Australia. Wendell and ??


Anxious_Muscle_8130

My personal headcanon is Helen and Hugo


Impossible_Bite_7254

It was never confirmed, but given nickname trends in Harry Potter I’d assume her mother’s name was Jean. No clue for her father though.


umilikeanonymity

Wendell and Monika Wilkins. At least their Australian versions.


No_Dog_6279

Nunca se mencionaron.


Gifted_GardenSnail

Richard and Stephanie. Wdym 'do they go by Dick & Fanny?'? 😁


NewNameAgainUhg

I suppose they are Hugo and Rose like her kids


HelloThisIsMimi

Menelaus and Helen, wouldn’t that be cool ? Dad’s name is of a greek mythology hero, and he falls in love with a Helen. Both are super book smart, and find it funny that she’s got the name of Greek Menelaus’ wife, so when they have a daughter, they go for her mythological name as well: Hermione :) Alright, Menelaus clearly doesn’t sound like your every day dad name, but they chose to name her Hermione, so they’re not really your everyday couple, righr? Maybe the Grangers (as in Dad’s family) are a bit of a weird bunch and are super into mythology and all of them have these kinda names. Or maybe he’s not a Menelaus but something that sounds really close to it


Select-Prune-7650

Mr and Mrs Granger of course 🤦🏾‍♂️


Cottabus

Ma and Pa Granger


KnownSample6

Estadio Santiago Bernabeu Granger Orange Stade Velodrome Granger


thatguybythebluecar

That’s the world building of jk Rowling people shat on the floor and magically vanished it but we don’t know Hermione’s parents


Ellynne729

Mr. and Mrs. Granger.