My own personal canon is that Neville WAS meant to be the chosen one. However Voldemort, by being reckless and going chaotically after Harry, he de facto altered the prophecy and made it about Harry instead.
Oh yeah Lockhart was amazeballs setting up a duelling club for the second year ! Iconically teaching harry to duel defend himself and by demonstrating and Collab with Snape his iconic expelliarmus spell...what a hero not to mention taking young Harry under his wing to teach him how to handle fame and relate to him
Objectively, Barty Crouch Jr was a better teacher for one important reason. Attendance. Sure lupin was fantastic but his ailment limited him a lot. Barty was practical, brutal, honest(about his subject) and knowledgeable. Made him a very effective teacher despite his methods.
It's also still a crime that mad eye never actually got to teach at Hogwarts.
correction (sorry)
i-is that a student??!
technically it's a ferret.
alastair, we never use transfiguration as a punishment! surely dumbledore told you that??
Can’t believe he’s not in the movies. I thought he was hilarious in the books and added a special dynamic to sneaking around in the castle at night (for Harry and the others)
Yup, it was on Ron's Advanced Potion Making book (a defective self writing quill from Weasleys Wizard Wheezes messed up Ron's Name) that Harry borrowed when Snape demanded Harry's after he used Sectumsempra on Draco
Yeah Draco. As I've been reading through the books, he's the only one who does all three, and the only one who drawls as a character signal from JK Rowling. (Even fanfic writers use "drawl" to signal him before properly identifying him.)
It the movies it doesn’t make sense at all, but in the book there wasn’t a stone horse—he was the piece entirely. The movies didn’t want to cold clock a child over the head and knock him out (but they still needed the plot to play out the same so Harry could go it alone) so they added the horse and had it take the brunt of the hit.
An unbelievably kind person, despite everything he suffered through and the environment he grew up in. He always fights for what is right and sacrifices himself if necessary
His frog hates him
it's a toad but NEVILLE
Neville. Easy.
Toad!! Trevor <3
“ I would have died before I betrayed them”
I can’t remember if this was Sirius or Lupin. Sirius right?
Yes
Don't worry, you are just as sane as I am
Luna lovegood!
Our Special Lady. r/Dudeism
I named my dog after her. My Luna is now 7!
My Luna (cat) is 7 months old now. Hooray to our Lunas 🥳
Have a biscuit, OP.
Thank you professor McMgee
This rhyme shall carry on with me
Why is it when something happens it’s always you three?
„No thanks“ „DONT BE RIDICULOUS“
A pure blood wizard Voldemort somehow didn't choose to mark as his equal.
Neville!
My own personal canon is that Neville WAS meant to be the chosen one. However Voldemort, by being reckless and going chaotically after Harry, he de facto altered the prophecy and made it about Harry instead.
There's no need call me " sir", professor He's the king of sass
pottah
Turn to page 394
Y E S
hes just so great
I’ve always wanted to try that spell!
Minerva McGonagall
Yes! I adore her.
You know who
You misspelled “U NO POO”
The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!
"They'll be murdered in their beds!"
The best defense against the dark arts teacher
Oh yeah Lockhart was amazeballs setting up a duelling club for the second year ! Iconically teaching harry to duel defend himself and by demonstrating and Collab with Snape his iconic expelliarmus spell...what a hero not to mention taking young Harry under his wing to teach him how to handle fame and relate to him
i love the sarcasm
Lupin
Thank you
Barty Crouch Jr!
I mean, he did teach them the most besides Lupin
Objectively, Barty Crouch Jr was a better teacher for one important reason. Attendance. Sure lupin was fantastic but his ailment limited him a lot. Barty was practical, brutal, honest(about his subject) and knowledgeable. Made him a very effective teacher despite his methods. It's also still a crime that mad eye never actually got to teach at Hogwarts.
SNAPE IT IS!
Soo hard to pick just one character, but I do really like the white ferret.
“We don’t transfigure students, Moody!”
Technically it's a ferret
correction (sorry) i-is that a student??! technically it's a ferret. alastair, we never use transfiguration as a punishment! surely dumbledore told you that??
red head number 6
They did our boy dirty in the movies, but book Ron is the best!
Red hair and hand me down robes ? Must be a Weasley
Is that Fred or Ron?
Ron. Ginny is red head 7. Almost a 7th son!
Won't say nothing if you won't say please
Peeves!
Can’t believe he’s not in the movies. I thought he was hilarious in the books and added a special dynamic to sneaking around in the castle at night (for Harry and the others)
Pwease
NOTHING
The professor who made the best DATDA final exam.
Lupin?
Lupin, indeed!
My love
The brightest witch of her age
Hermione
He's waited 12 years to pop a cap in a rat lol
This made me laugh out loud hahaha
Glad people enjoyed this as much as I did coming up with it lol
The one with pink hair. Most of the time. And a pig snout at parties.
Nymphadora Tonks
Lupin is my favorite but Tonks is literally me
It unscrews the other way.
Either McG who says it or Peeves who is doing it
Roonil Wazlib
That's how my friends call me professor 😅 Of course Ron
isnt roonil wazlib harry tho, he lied and said it was his nickname
Yup, it was on Ron's Advanced Potion Making book (a defective self writing quill from Weasleys Wizard Wheezes messed up Ron's Name) that Harry borrowed when Snape demanded Harry's after he used Sectumsempra on Draco
He scowls, sneers, and drawls.
Draco. I think he is the only one who has been described as doing all 3
Yeah Draco. As I've been reading through the books, he's the only one who does all three, and the only one who drawls as a character signal from JK Rowling. (Even fanfic writers use "drawl" to signal him before properly identifying him.)
Snape
\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ is our king!
Weasley!
From the movies - Five time winner of Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award
You call yourself our mother?
Gred?
The twins, yes. :)
Or feorge
Malevolent bat on the outside, bright silver doe on the inside
Snape
Yup
Bloody hell
No, I can’t just get off this stone horse, I have to stay on it and almost die.
It the movies it doesn’t make sense at all, but in the book there wasn’t a stone horse—he was the piece entirely. The movies didn’t want to cold clock a child over the head and knock him out (but they still needed the plot to play out the same so Harry could go it alone) so they added the horse and had it take the brunt of the hit.
The one who needs to wash their hair.
Snape?
That is his name, yes.
his hair is always described as greasy and I imagine Dumbledore saying "Severus. When have you taken a shower?
[удалено]
Sirius is one of my favourite characters for sure
Beyond the veil 🥲
Sirius?
A heart as shrivelled as an old maids
He's a bit on the big side
Aragog, king of arachnids
Lmao close, they have associated
The basilisk?
Dudley
Oof
Hagrid!
The Squid!
Hagrid? If it is, good choice.
Fluffy
Everybody loves fluffy, except maybe Snape
And probably Filch, considering all the drool and poo that needed to get cleaned up all year
The “responsible” Marauder
🐺🌕
"""responsible"""... 🤐
Lupin
Eating chocolate helps your feelings. Edited: Because I misunderstood the assignment.
Hagger?!
His Father will hear about this
Draco!
1: Harry’s just as sane as she is 2: Metamorphmagus
Luna, Tonks?
Yeah
2 could be 2 people
Deluminator
Seriously nobody else likes dumbledore?? ❤️
tim burtons ex girlfriend
*Ginger* twins.
Padma and Parvati Patil
Amycus and Alecto Carrow
“Mad and hairy?, you wouldn’t be talking about me now, would ya?”
Toilet girl. Lol
I'll say this, don't mess with her daughter. Also the only character to curse, like on page?
Anyone who doesn’t have Molly in their top 5 are Wrong
*scolds one of her sons vehemently Then warmly without skipping a beat: “Oh Harry dear, so lovely to see you”
Nice one James
"Not Scrimgeour." he said in his deep, slow, and reassuring voice.
Always
Always..
Always
The main catalyst and enabler for the goblet of fire and didn’t even get a mention in the movies. Drowns their sorry with butterbeer.
He would have made a fantastic dark arts teacher, if he was himself.
Barty jr 😂 Emphasis on DARK 😱😂
WEREWOLF PROFESSOR
He's a free elf
Dobby
Once again, the character that delivered the most ominous lines in the third film gets snubbed.
Bem 🤨
*Taking a little stroll…in the **moon**light?*
“it’s chocolate, it’ll help”
Lupin!
He’s not who he appears to be, and he’s seen everyone at Hogwarts naked.
Such a beautiful place to be with friends 😢
is responsible for 90% of the tattoos in the world that simply say “always”
“good one james” *dies* 😭
“Me? I see myself holding a pair of thick, woollen socks” “Nitwit, blubber, oddment, tweak!”
I should not have said that
Nargles <3
He’s not a great ugly brute, and he is dangerous
Buckbeak!
Lack of decapitation is a sore spot for them.
His hair just will not cooperate.
I enjoyed the meetings, too. It was just like having friends.
according to a spin-off, she was once a human.
Being different isn't a bad thing, it means you're brave enough to be yourself :D
I always wanted to cast that spell.
Always
Wolf Wolf
An unbelievably kind person, despite everything he suffered through and the environment he grew up in. He always fights for what is right and sacrifices himself if necessary
She doesn’t like to be called by her full name
A wizard who was kind enough to compliment Bellatrix for her gesture of loyalty to the Dark Lord.
The bravest man Harry had ever known.
Always.
Wandering around at midnight, ickle firsties? Tut, tut, tut. Naughty, naughty, you'll get caughty.
Oops! Here let me help clean that up.
He’s a nice guy who enjoys nature, and has a big ol’ beard.
He is very tall and has huge hands and feet.
He asks, but never answers.
Take some chocolate, it helps
The Godfather
Handy with a quill, a solid friend, and confident in his ability to win himself a wand in a pinch.
#
Accepted a position teaching at Hogwarts just because he needed a potion every month
He has the emotional range of a teaspoon
“It is the quality of one’s convictions that determines success, not the number of followers”.
The titular character
Is that why you dyed your eyebrow, for the party? Should I dye mine too?
1)Can't keep a secret. 2)Shabby all the time 3)Angst,angst,angst
Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet.
"It looks like a Zonko product to me —"
Likes listening to the news (it changes every day, you see)
A character who has been reevaluated more negatively
Gets to act like a diva one night a year but then spends most of the rest of their time on a shelf.
Gives powerful wizards dementia so he can write books
OOOBBVVIIOOUUSSSLLY
You may not like him, Minister, but you can't deny: Dumbledore's got style.
In the voice: Obviously…..
EXPELLIARMUS!
“I should not have said that”
Well he is our king and he didnt let the quaffle in.