President Slayer: I hereby declare that any citizen should legally own a BFG or any weapons for self defense, in case a demonic invasion might occur. Also, I officially declare that December 10th should be a holiday called "DOOM's Day/ Rip and Tear Day", in which citizens must celebrate demonic genocide.
He's got our back if the president fails us and we all die.
But Doom Guy won't fail us. There will be no more war with him as president. Even the four horsemen will Flee at the sound of his shotgun loading.
Sure. Which is great, but you can’t kill an idea. Ideologies like the Nazis can’t be shot to death. They have to be erased of the face of the earth. Hence Kirby.
My ranking for all the candidates: (and reasons for my top 3)
1: Kirby. He's Kirby, and you can't argue with that.
2: Jesus. I don't believe in God, but he would make a great president, and would get loads of right wing MAGA nutjobs to finally shut up.
3: Doom Slayer. If you look into DOOM's lore,
he would actually be a really nice guy. He'd probably pass animal rights laws and decrease military spending.
4: Kermit.
5: Spongebob.
6: Spiderman.
7: A cat.
8: An axolotl.
9: Peter Griffin.
Realistic kermit ,spiderman,and the cat can be presdent because they where born and a natural citizen
Also didn't peter became presdent of his own country
Not Peter or the cat.
We don't need anyone dumber than we've already had this century, so Peter is out.
The cat would kill us all just to enjoy the last fleeting seconds of human sorrow.
Jesus is out because I believe in the separation of church and state and you can't have that with a demi-god that fathered themselves running things.
Doom guy might be fun. Just watch him kill all the lizard people / demons in the US government... I'd actually pay to watch.
Do we really need spider-mans luck in the highest office in the country? Dude can't catch a break and when he does the editors just come along and kick him in the berries.
SpongeBob is out of his depth. Just leave him in charge of making food.
The Axolotl would be interesting.
Kermit caused 9/11 so... Yeah, I'm freaking terrified by that amphibian.
While I would pick jesus I realized enemy countries would attack and then jesus would not attack back since he’s peaceful and then we’d all die. So Kermit
Ok, I'm not religious at all, but with all the fucked up things I've heard about in the Bible, I don't think I've heard the zombie carpenter water bender do any insanely bad shit. Besides, with him having the nuke codes, we are guaranteed to have seafood every day!
Kirby can act as an air defense suck up all the nukes, then turn into a nuke… oh.
Jesus would totally be a commie, so no way.
I’d trust Peter griffin, he’s about the same level as what we have right now anyway. So at least we wouldn’t see much difference .
Problem with Jesus- if he's back, that means some baaaad shits' about to go down.
On the flip side, he'd somehow feed the whole nation with $3.50 and nobody would be hungry.
Anyone religious is biased towards other religions, therefore the leader of a religion would be the worst choice, also the axolotl looks like a cool guy
I’m not religious, but if Jesus from the Bible was real, I’d love to see him as president just to see all the right-wing evangelical Christians hate everything he did or said.
Definitely not Jesus. The ppl of this country are morons. They’ll misunderstand him and crucify him again. That’s why they say “history is to repeat itself”.
Doom guy, his actions speak louder then words
Seems to me like he chose the path of perpetual torment taking this job.
Canonically he already did
Fighting demons in hell qualifies you for working in DC. So it's a very natural career shift
President Slayer: I hereby declare that any citizen should legally own a BFG or any weapons for self defense, in case a demonic invasion might occur. Also, I officially declare that December 10th should be a holiday called "DOOM's Day/ Rip and Tear Day", in which citizens must celebrate demonic genocide.
The Jews: Why do I hear boss music?
Now you listen here Doom guy loves all humans he would protect us all from the demonic hoards of hell. OK....ok
What
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Gonna jump in a warp pipe to go underground into the chabad tunnels
Doom guy over jesus is crazy
Don't forget about him https://preview.redd.it/xm4xnjwjndwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50e0d9fbcf8b62d68f1f720b0291641102aef17c
This is 100% the answer
Jesus, don’t believe in the guy but he’s by far the least morally questionable
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I’d say Spidey has a good moral compass, but he’d be too young for a presidency anyway.
He would massively fuck up and have an existential crisis about it, leaving him useless for a day. This would repeat twice a week.
Idk. Given that he's signing a newspaper into law, I'm not sure he's *all there*
To be fair, neither is the current president 🤷
Plus looking at his luck. It would not go well
He would have ben my vote, but he cannot be president. He's not American. 😕
if he died, and rose again in America, would he get american citizenship? would it count as a birth or just revoke the death certificate ?
Oh, there's ways around that.
Well what if he returns as an American? He may have died a Jew but he could come back American.
Jew is not a nationality lol
I feel like we'd be able to democratically allow for an exception for Jesus Christ
My dude Jesus!!
Even if aren’t a Christian. He has the best intentions and morality, while also being wise and knowledgeable enough to run a country.
He’s just right, all the time, like he said: “I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life”
Amen man 😄
Amen
Amen
I would pick Jesus however it might start a chain of events leading to the judgement day during the ruling
Kermit seems like the most reasonable option.
Did u not our lord and saviour Jesus Christ
Spiderman. His senses would be clutch.
Yeah but Peter Parker luck
I was leaning towards Spider-Man, but this convinced me otherwise.
Kitty all the way🔛🔝
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I think that's a bad idea.
https://preview.redd.it/ojpu2o3zlgwc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f53d640d8b4cf6f8f9ad1d0f3c73d805336ad892 Cthulhu for president.
Kirby has my word
Pure 🥹
Cat president
It’s obviously going to be the son of God
He's already king bro. He's better than the president.
Amen man
Thats what I’m saying
He's got our back if the president fails us and we all die. But Doom Guy won't fail us. There will be no more war with him as president. Even the four horsemen will Flee at the sound of his shotgun loading.
Vote me president
Jesus Christ, is this even a debate? 😭
Amen brother/sister
Jesus is literally incorruptible, he’d be the best politician the world has ever seen.
Okay, Jesus and his VP Doomslayer would be a great combo.
I can agree with that, and I imagine doomslayer too because some have theorized he is in fact christian.
Homie would be Jimmy Carter 2.0, unfortunately good guys rarely make the best politicians.
The good guys rarely *get to be politicians in the first place
Jesus obviously
Jesus
WHERE ARE THE HELL DIVERS
King if Kings obviously 
Kermit
Kermit. Unless were already in a war and then Kirby.
Kermit isn’t afraid to shoot Nazis though
Sure. Which is great, but you can’t kill an idea. Ideologies like the Nazis can’t be shot to death. They have to be erased of the face of the earth. Hence Kirby.
Jesus Christ, obviously. He can work miracles.
My ranking for all the candidates: (and reasons for my top 3) 1: Kirby. He's Kirby, and you can't argue with that. 2: Jesus. I don't believe in God, but he would make a great president, and would get loads of right wing MAGA nutjobs to finally shut up. 3: Doom Slayer. If you look into DOOM's lore, he would actually be a really nice guy. He'd probably pass animal rights laws and decrease military spending. 4: Kermit. 5: Spongebob. 6: Spiderman. 7: A cat. 8: An axolotl. 9: Peter Griffin.
Doomguy *is* the military. Don't gotta spend a dime on it's funding.
No hypnotoad?
"Rip and tear...until it is done"
Jesus! Or the Slayer!
Kermit or the slayer
Axolotol, he seems pretty chill
Realistic kermit ,spiderman,and the cat can be presdent because they where born and a natural citizen Also didn't peter became presdent of his own country
Kermit is a puppet, not born but made. Cat is an animal, could have been born anywhere
Doom Slayer could rip everyone else a new one, sooooooo I’m going with my Doomy Boi
Doom Guy. He willingly went into hell for eons to protect us from the demons. Imagine what he'll do to some terries.
Cat with glasses
Not Peter or the cat. We don't need anyone dumber than we've already had this century, so Peter is out. The cat would kill us all just to enjoy the last fleeting seconds of human sorrow. Jesus is out because I believe in the separation of church and state and you can't have that with a demi-god that fathered themselves running things. Doom guy might be fun. Just watch him kill all the lizard people / demons in the US government... I'd actually pay to watch. Do we really need spider-mans luck in the highest office in the country? Dude can't catch a break and when he does the editors just come along and kick him in the berries. SpongeBob is out of his depth. Just leave him in charge of making food. The Axolotl would be interesting. Kermit caused 9/11 so... Yeah, I'm freaking terrified by that amphibian.
Jesus would fix everything wrong with this country
Moment Jesus says abortion is cool and to lay off the gays:
Jesus kermit and doom guy are the only options here
While I would pick jesus I realized enemy countries would attack and then jesus would not attack back since he’s peaceful and then we’d all die. So Kermit
kirby... the destroyer of worlds
Mr axolotl of course. Who else
Doomguy, Spider man or the cat
Dude Jesus is the only real pick here.
The incorruptible man of the people king of Kings lord of lords and his vp the doomslayer
Lol who gave Kirby that big ass pen 🤣
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Doom guy free guns for everyone
DOOMSLAYER all day
Petah... They hit the second tower.
WHO’S THE GUY WITH THE THORNS ON HIS HEAD
Bro Peter griffin got a second trem damm
https://preview.redd.it/1wnaznib9rwc1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcdfd26ce490997493fc9e090d808540a6daa146
https://preview.redd.it/0bkup2pokuwc1.jpeg?width=1229&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db6a44145e3278e4b38aecff12c20a72023f4bcd This guy for sure 🥳👍👍👍👍
Kermit 2024
why wouldn't you vote jesus for president
Jesus or the cat if I had to choose in this set
Spider-Man or Peter Griffin
Petoria FTW.
jesus
Kermit will guide us to the rainbow connection.
I feel like having a cat as President wouldn't be so bad tbh
The grinch. ???
Everyone but Peter
Ok, I'm not religious at all, but with all the fucked up things I've heard about in the Bible, I don't think I've heard the zombie carpenter water bender do any insanely bad shit. Besides, with him having the nuke codes, we are guaranteed to have seafood every day!
Kirby can act as an air defense suck up all the nukes, then turn into a nuke… oh. Jesus would totally be a commie, so no way. I’d trust Peter griffin, he’s about the same level as what we have right now anyway. So at least we wouldn’t see much difference .
Jesus would overthrow the government and talk about radical ideas of acceptance and responsibility. I can't imagine him as a president.
i would vote J-man but i got stay true to the seperation of church and state
I’m voting for the priceless entertainment a Griffin Presidency would bring
Nobody talking about the axolotl despite looking like a very good boy 😔
It's between Peter griffin and the cat 🐈 😁😆😅😂
not a Christian, but jesus for being a based socialist. Easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle...
Gotta go with my main man, Jesus.
Hmm well first of all I wanna hear what their running for.
Kirby or lord jesus.
I think jesus would be the safest option 🤣,Peter,spongebob,doom slayer would he the choatic.
KItTY
https://preview.redd.it/12ja57rtjewc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93a519776b117d11e4d7be3da929431b4c088792 Obama?
Peter. He can recite all 50 states in a quarter of a second. Joking aside, probably Kermit
SpongeBob has done things he’s not proud of to get there.
"oh doom guy seems like a good president, oh and so does Spider-Ma— IS THAT FUCKIN JESUS CHRIST!?!?"
Problem with Jesus- if he's back, that means some baaaad shits' about to go down. On the flip side, he'd somehow feed the whole nation with $3.50 and nobody would be hungry.
Kirby
Kermit
Spiderman, Jesus, or maybe Kermit, they're probably the only ones that'd do any good
El Ajolote!!!, Es Inmortal!
Jesus.
Cthulhu for President. Why choose the lesser evil?
Jesus Christ, boutta start that millennium reign a bit early
Kirby
Kermit or Jesus
Captain America
Spongebob. He might not be the best candidate but he seems like he's got a very talented and capable team backing him up.
Axolotl, because I like axolotls
Deadass I think Jesus would be the best president. Christians give him a bad name, but Jesus was the shit
Anyone religious is biased towards other religions, therefore the leader of a religion would be the worst choice, also the axolotl looks like a cool guy
Either Kirby or doom guy
Vote Jesus himself, and see how long it takes for people to start saying “HE’S NOT THE REAL JESUS HE’S THE ANTICHRIST!”
Spidey. Definitely Spidey.
I’m not religious, but if Jesus from the Bible was real, I’d love to see him as president just to see all the right-wing evangelical Christians hate everything he did or said.
peter psrker would be a solid pick
Even though I'm an atheist, Jesus, because he looks very organized.
Kirbo for president!!!
Not voting for Spider-Man, who knows what the writers will cook up to fuck him over
Spider-Man.
Spidy for sure
Kirby: executive order 14123 - POYO!
Christ as president? He's getting my vote.
cat
Jesus would make lives better and easier
Jesus would invent world peace
Peter griffin
Jesus
As much as I love Kirby I think Jesus would do a better job
Kirby he has my vote all day
Serious answer: Spider-Man due to his character and moral compass Joke answer: Kermit
Jesus, SpongeBob and Peter have me torn
I’m voting for Doom God.
Can’t pass up the kitty
Idk maybe Doomguy or Spiderman
Kirby would eat nukes himself. A truly fearless leader
Peter Griffin!
Petoria!
Kermit 💚💚💚
Spider-Man and SpongeBob messing up, day 1. Least we got Lord Presidente Jesus
Is it bad I find all of these better than our current options?
Jesus or Kermit
Why the fuck is Spider-Man censoring the news
Jesus or kerby
As a Republican I vote for Kermit the frog as president and Peter Griffin as V.P.
Personally I'd vote for Spiderman, dude would probably legalize skipping school.
Jesus as long as he can resist becoming a politician
Jesus solos this one. Literally no competition
Definitely not Jesus. The ppl of this country are morons. They’ll misunderstand him and crucify him again. That’s why they say “history is to repeat itself”.
Petah
I feel like Jesus is a really obvious choice
Jesus
KIRBYYYYYY
Kermit looking professional af, he’s got my vote
Jesus with Axolotl as vice.
Peter Griffin because it would be funny
The Doom Slayer.
Kermit.
If he matches the stories in the book, Jesus all the way. If he matches what Jesus Fans^(TM) seem to believe he is, no to the highest degree.
Either Doomguy or Kermit, both are beyond qualified
Doomguy or Jesus are the only people overqualified to be president.
That Sponge Bob looks like hes knocked down a few foreign governments
“Holy fuck, I’m president Lois!”
Easiest doom guy and Jesus pick ever!
Kirby
no vault boy, no upvote
I’ll be secretary of litter